Now then. We currently stand at £3.75 to the good – I’ve prepared a bookie bashing Chrimbo hamper – gorge yerselves…
£3 win accumulator Man U, Spurs, Liverpool, Plymouth, Celtic and Gretna (potential return of £29)
£1 draw treble Chelsea, Birmingham and Walsall (potential return of £40)
50p draw accumulator Chelsea, Birmingham, Walsall and Rotherham (potential return of £68)
50p win accumulator Watford, Southampton, Nottm Forest and Villa (potential return of £18)
Result: Lose! Down to £3.75.