PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’16 Week 11 round up!

Sexy MF”: It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new (lease of) life for them! Did you score over thirty points this week? Well done the five of you! If your dad did, wouldn’t you too? Well, I suppose if you followed your ol’ man into the same profession it’s a given isn’t it?!

Seems a shame this good doctor wasn’t The Purple One’s too though, cos he is good! Savan Arora 38 (6) went seven better than Arora Senior to take this week’s £20 with much gratitude to Mr Martial’s artful 93rd minute scouse heartbreaker – that saw him clear of mightily improved Neil T even when he missed he first two prediction as well!

Anyway it’s refreshing to see “strike time” put to good use Dr. S –  maybe PAS could substitute Ritalin? It’d certainly give the little f*ckers something to concentrate on! Just sayin’…

 

 

Gett Off”: …and a world away in the depths, getting under 10 points is always a shocker. Especially when your only partner in criminal scores isn’t even real!

More shockingly, the young man in question should be worrying the upper echelons of the table given that he’s give Rain Man a run for his money in most pursuits! Yep, Ben Marriott 6 (0) will no doubt be counting furiously in a corner blocking out the noises and over admonishing himself for this epic of fails.

Many thought his dad fled Poland to take advantage of generous housing allowances & well paid menial jobs this sceptre’d isle has to offer. But no, young Ben was banished for card counting in a Gdansk casino. As any discerning communist will tell you, taking money isn’t very “comrade” and it’s more than a slight on the memory of Lech Walesa. Noski!

So Ben reapplied himself dedicating his “skills” to things like memorising the top 100 horror films of all time (replete with top line synopsis), naming in order the top 300 most deadly & dangerous animals in the world (with genesis) and doing 4,000 sit ups a day whilst analysing the understated nuances of north American offshore trading hubs. He’s a busy boy. Too busy for PAS it would appear – must try harder Ben.

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

You did well this week – most popular score was Huddersfield’s 1-1 with Birmingham – 22 of youse got that!

8 got the dull all between Wolves and Rotherham

Six got Brighton’s one – three away at the beach in Charlton

6 got the ding dong 2-2 between Liverpool and Newcastle

Six more were spot on with the shellacking in Manchester

4 came good with Sheff Utd 0-0 Barnsley

Four more had Inverness 3 Kilmarnock 1

Another 4 got the 0-3 hammering meted out in Colchester. Is there a good part of Colchester?

Shashi A / James L / Lee P somehow guessed Celtic 1 Ross Co 1

Scott H  / Howard T / Dan H quite rightly said Rotherham v Forest would finish two apiece

John K & Savan A got the tasty Hull 2-2 draw with Leeds.

Neil O owned Spurs 1 WBA 1

Neil T got Sunderland’s 0-0 tonking of Arsenal

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Ross Butcher for his James C double inspired, Fulham 1 Nottm Forest 3.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We wooooooooooooooonnnnnn!

53.42% Partick V Dundee – denied by an 81st minute goal!

47.95% Huddersfield V Birmingham – secured with an 82nd minute goal!

45.21% Blackburn V Bristol City – get in Danny Graham!

and look what was lurking as fourth popular – grrrrr

41.1% Wolves V Rotherham

So, £7.90 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd.

 

 

 

Table News:

Diamonds & Pearls“: We have a new leader! Pete Britton moves up 2 places to the top 2 points ahead of Tony B who in turn is five points ahead of Danny A in third as the race for the title really hots up…

No one crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

 

When Doves Cry“: Anders Hoglund slides to the bottom eight points behind Mr 2-0 who in turn is still 2 points off Julian F as the bottom three remain the same…sort’ve.

 

 

Take Me With U“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 30 places is Savan Arora – honourable mentions go to Gary B (+14), Neil T (+25), Shashi A (+18) and Lee P (+18)

 

 

Sign O’ The Times“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Andy Chesworth – dishonourable mentions go to Alex R (-20), Neil H (-18), Mark J B(-15) and Ben M (-14)

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the lad…Jack Buxton!

 

 

PAS Cup 2016: Semi finals next week folks!

The draw can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages: my word that was exciting!

We had a draw! We had a spot on joker! We had a failed joker! We had one close game! Very much all to play for still!

The results can be found here 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

And Another Thing:

Sp*rs aren’t gonna win it now are they…(yay!)

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas? Just me & James C then yeah?!

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’16 Week 10 round up!

Starchild”: Howay man! Tino’s shirt on a flag celebration! Mirandinha’s gloves! Wor Jackie! Phillipe mugging off Peter! Alan Gowling’s sweatbands! Super Mac’s gob! Ham & pease pudding stotties! Broon in a half pint glass! Clarty charvers at The Hoppings! Raaaaaaapha Benitez! Barry Venison’s barnet even!

You gotta love The Toon and the Toon loves PAS despite only having two of their brethren in the Top 32 (actually, one of them does the scores in the back end! Hmmmm anyway,,,), Top Geordie Jon Tofeili 36 (6) – yes, that’s right, you recognise him from “Pointless” way back when before it was “trendy”- especially loves PAS this week as he got his magpie claws into the shiny £20 prize! He has the Leeds (Leeds! Leeds!) 3-2 nine pointer to thank. Or was it Josh King’s 93rd minute consolation v Liverpool? Or Carl Ikene’s blooper-esque 93rd minute own goal away at Hull? Whatever, the boy done good – champion!

 

 

 

The Sun Goes Down”: One – nil! Two – one! Three – one! Seven – nil! Four – three! Three – nil! Thirty six – nil (yes, that did happen)! Four – nil! Four – two! Nine – nil! Five – two! Eight – two (yep, that happened too *sob*) even!

You gotta love it when a home win notches up a double digit tally and we love to see a “blanket score” home win splutter & crash especially when it’s Mr 2-0 7 (0) finishing exactly where we want him this week!

Ha!

And, his three hapless disciples really have been rewarded for their lack of commitment this week – Championship!

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

The uniques doin’ it again this week – most popular score was Burnley’s 1-2 win at Birmingham – 30 of youse got that!

8 got the ding dong 2-2 between Leicester 1-0 and West Ham

Dave N / Lindsay S / Jon T nailed the thrilllllling 3-2 at Elland Road

Lee P & Jason M came good with Burton Albion 0-0 Barnsley

Danny A & Jamie T got the dull-all Scottish Cup semi final

Jamie T (again!) & Chris B quite rightly said Rotherham v Forest would finish goalless

Brett A got the 0-3 hammering meted out in West London. The wrong bit of West London (Brentford is the good bit – check “People Just Do Nothing” if you don’t believe me..)

Gary B got the tasty Palace 1-1 draw with Arsenal.

Shashi A somehow guessed Blackburn 0 Huddersfield 2

Dave C owned Exeter 0 Northampton 0

Richard H got QPR’s bore draw at Cardiff

However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Cha- I mean, Ross Butcher for his ’61 inspired, Stoke 0 Spurs 4.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?! Yeah, we ignored that and went for games with over 3.5 goals instead…and guess what?

 

13.16% Colchester V Peterborough – banker really!

10.53% Burton Albion V Barnsley – couldn’t have got more wrong could we?!

10.53% Rangers V Celtic – unfortunately 120 minutes doen’t count – grrr,,,

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th.

 

 

 

Table News:

Weave Your Spell“: Tony Bowley stays top but now only 2 points ahead of Nick H who in turn is one point ahead of Pete B in third as the peleton gains ominously on the long time leader…

 

Peter M, Martin S & Lee F crash the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

Hot Water“: Julian Fernandez stays stuck to the bottom now a mere four points behind Anders H who in turn is still 8 points off Mr 2-0 (ha!) as the bottom three remain the same…

 

 

 

Something About You“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 17 places are Jon Tofeili & Dave Crisp – honourable mentions go to Lee F (+10), Mark F (+13), Chris B (+16) and Ben H (+10)

 

 

 

Sandstorm“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Savan Arora – dishonourable mentions go to George T (-13), Neil M (-10), Paul V (-14) and John K (-12)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is “Billy The Fish”…Mark Seels!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Semi Finals draw can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

It’s CL semi finals 1st leg games next week – will Simon B get a chance to retain the trophy?

The draw can be found here 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Sp*rs are gonna win it now aren’t they…(gulp)

 

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’16 Week 9 round up!

50ft Queenie”: Fourteen people got 30+ points this week! That’s umm, errr, *looks up & right, tongue planted firmly in cheek doing finger counting*, about 200%? No! 2%?? No. Oooooh, a lot %??? Wellllll, it’s more than ten people so it’s quite a few innit!

Anyway, what i’m trying to say is youse did good this week – even the underachieving Sp*rs fan whose brain got fried reading this very text last week (oh! Martin S, no spoilers this week – promise!).

Father & son, in-laws, the fella from Hotchip, Liam (or was it Noel?) and a miniature Gareth Barry were all up & at it this week – even a 13 year old girl that’s really a ten year old boy (don’t ask…) was in on the act!

However, a proper girl (who I wager you thought was a boy!) Sam Craig 44 (7) skipped away with the £20 weekly prize, undoubtedly with a nod toward Bolton actually scoring a goal that gave her the crucial decisive five point buffer. Well done Sam, go spice up ya life – girl power! (I went Ginger,Sporty,Scary,Posh,Massive Forehead seeing as you asked..)

 

 

 

 

Let England Shake”: 22 people got sub twenty points this week! That’s umm, errr…ok, ok, you do the math(s)! Yeah, what i’m trying to say is “your bad”- but seeing as i’m not 15, i’ll say “you’re bad”.

See what I did there? *winking face*

Father & daughter, an ex-champ, last week’s winner (who didn’t star in the “The Shield”), a couple of Toon brothers, Mr 2-0 & his followers, the fella who won the 1st Britain’s Got Talent, some Scousers (faux & real), a doctor, Nick Cave and a girl who can bend it like Beckham we’re all unfortunately in on the act…

However, propping up the rest this week are gruesome twosome Chris Dixon & Julian Fernandez 13 (1) whose shame & humilation probably have Cromwell Parliamentarians & Southampton Company Union Men smirking contentedly whilst nodding knowingly…

Yes, I know they’re all dead. I meant in Heaven, Obvs!

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Not that prolific this week was ya?! – most popular score was QPR’s 2-1 win over Charlton – 23 of youse got that!

13 got the ding dong 2-2 between promoted Northampton and Bristol Rovers

Thirteen nailed the dull-all in Yam Yam Land

9 came good with Southampton 3-1 Newcastle

4 got the 3-0 hammering meted out in North London. The very wrong bit of North London..,

James L & John K somehow guessed Huddersfield’s 2-2 draw with Hull.

Sam C got a tasty Derby 4 Bolton 1

However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Challinor for his Iceman inspired, Swansea 1 Chelsea 0.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

47.95% Crystal Palace V Norwich – it even made Jason P cry!

46.58% Fulham V Cardiff – never ever trust Fulham….

45.21% Wolves V Blackburn – yay!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 80th.

This really is dire – surely we can get some joy in the last 4 weeks of the season??! Can we?

 

 

 

Table News:

 

Good Fortune“: Tony Bowley stays top 10 points ahead of Pete B who in turn is four points ahead of Jason M in third…

Nick H, Paul H & Danny A crash the Top Ten.

 

 

Rid Of Me“: Julian Fernandez stays rooted to the bottom now six points behind Anders H who in turn is 8 points off Mr 2-0 (ha!)..

 

 

The Wheel“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Jack Buxton – honourable mentions go to Sam C (+18), Andy C (+14), Alex T (+16), Tasha M (+18) and Richard H (+13)

 

 

 

Sheela-Na-Gig“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Chris Dixon – dishonourable mentions go to Steve M (-9), Shashi A (-10), Sophie B (-11), Mark J B (-19) and Savan A (-9)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is to rock a rhyme that’s right on time, it’s…Richard Hirst!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

 

All results can be found here

Semi finals draw coming soon!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

 

My goodness, that was exciting!

3 away wins, 4 successful jokers, 1 heartbreaker & 2 really close games…but did the holder go safely through???!

Full results & aggregate scores can be found here with Semi Finals draw to follow soon!

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Leicester really have won it haven’t they…

 

 

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’16 Week 8 round up!

Sweetness & Light”: Did you watch “The Shield”? Y’know, the cop series that was the tasty bite-size burger to the Kobe steak that was “The Wire”? Vic Mackey was ace wasn’t he! The slippery anti-hero you couldn’t help but love and only surpassed by Tony Soprano, Omar Little & maybe even Jesse Pinkman in terms of stealing all the scenes they were in. Yeah!

What about Shane Vendrell though? You had to love him too in that American take on cheeky chappie, jack-the-lad recklessness designed to undo the narrative arc of the show. Then he went really maverick, unhinged, risible, selfish & downright evil (he threw a hand grenade in his best mate’s car ffs!). Ugh! All portrayed by the genius of Walton Goggins.

We haven’t got a Walton. Or a Goggins. But we do have David Goggin 39 (6) whose genius was to win this week’s £20! David had Michael Keane’s 93rd minute strike to thank as he shielded off (see what I did there?) Kate H & Tony M to serve up some rough justice…well done mi Gooner amigo!

Come back here for more tenuous links in the coming weeks folks!

 

 

 

 

Out Of Control”: From the sublime to the totes ridic very much akin to his team this season or even Christian B’s Premiership career so far.

What a difference a week makes for Mark Seels 8 (0) who goes from darling to dimlo and is now the scourge of “The Syndicate” as he clocks in with the only single digit return in Week 8…

That collar bone still playing you up Seelsy??!

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

A fine week of predicting… – most popular score was Leicester 1-0’s 1-0 win over The Scummers – 19 of youse got that!

Seventeen got the 3-1 hammering meted out in Glasgow. The Tim bit of Glasgow…

10 got the ding dong 2-2 between Brighton and Burnley

Ten got Aberdeen 3 Hamilton 0

8 nailed the dull-all on Wearside

Seven came good with Aston Villa 0-4 Chelsea

5 just knew Wolves v Ipswich would be goalless

Four somehow guessed Partick’s 0-0 draw with Kilmarnock

4 somehow guessed Swansea’s 2-2 draw at Stoke

Will O, Arthur H & Francesca F just knew Palace would secure a Desmond at the Boleyn

Jon T got a tasty Charlton 1 Birmingham 1

Dave C should be ashamed he got 8 points thanks to a Theo last kick of the game goal

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Alex Rossi for his beside-the-seaside inspired, Bournemouth 0 Man City 4.

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

 

44.74% Dundee V Ross County – 5-2 WTF!!

42.11% Wolves V Ipswich – v predictable. Tick

40.79% Cardiff V Derby – Derby. Never rely on Derby…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 61st.

We’re doing well aren’t we!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

Superblast!“: Tony Bowley stays 12 points ahead of Pete B who in turn is six points ahead of Charlie H in third as the Top 3 stays put…

David G, Dan P & Kte H crash the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing Natural“: Julian Fernandez slides 2 places to the bottom three points behind Anders H who in turn is 6 points off Jamie T…

 

 

 

Lovelife“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Savan Arora – honourable mentions go to Kate H (+22), Tony M (+21), Arthur H (+22), Howard T (+17), Predictz (+23), Jack B (+16) and Neil O (+16)

 

 

 

 

Hypocrite“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places is Ben Hogwood – dishonourable mentions go to Neil C (-15), Shashi A (-13), Ian P (-15), Lindsay S (-14), Mark J B (-16) and Mark S (-16)

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is Darlo’s answer to Ant (not Dec)…Chris Dixon!

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Quarter Final clashes provided the following…

1 correct joker, one heartbreaker, 4 home wins and two thrashings…but did Liam beat Noel??!!

All results can be found here

 

Semi finals draw coming soon!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

Quarter final 2nd legs are taking place next week – still all to play for

Fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 9
Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Leicester have won it haven’t they…

 

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab