“50ft Queenie”: Fourteen people got 30+ points this week! That’s umm, errr, *looks up & right, tongue planted firmly in cheek doing finger counting*, about 200%? No! 2%?? No. Oooooh, a lot %??? Wellllll, it’s more than ten people so it’s quite a few innit!
Anyway, what i’m trying to say is youse did good this week – even the underachieving Sp*rs fan whose brain got fried reading this very text last week (oh! Martin S, no spoilers this week – promise!).
Father & son, in-laws, the fella from Hotchip, Liam (or was it Noel?) and a miniature Gareth Barry were all up & at it this week – even a 13 year old girl that’s really a ten year old boy (don’t ask…) was in on the act!
However, a proper girl (who I wager you thought was a boy!) Sam Craig 44 (7) skipped away with the £20 weekly prize, undoubtedly with a nod toward Bolton actually scoring a goal that gave her the crucial decisive five point buffer. Well done Sam, go spice up ya life – girl power! (I went Ginger,Sporty,Scary,Posh,Massive Forehead seeing as you asked..)
“Let England Shake”: 22 people got sub twenty points this week! That’s umm, errr…ok, ok, you do the math(s)! Yeah, what i’m trying to say is “your bad”- but seeing as i’m not 15, i’ll say “you’re bad”.
See what I did there? *winking face*
Father & daughter, an ex-champ, last week’s winner (who didn’t star in the “The Shield”), a couple of Toon brothers, Mr 2-0 & his followers, the fella who won the 1st Britain’s Got Talent, some Scousers (faux & real), a doctor, Nick Cave and a girl who can bend it like Beckham we’re all unfortunately in on the act…
However, propping up the rest this week are gruesome twosome Chris Dixon & Julian Fernandez 13 (1) whose shame & humilation probably have Cromwell Parliamentarians & Southampton Company Union Men smirking contentedly whilst nodding knowingly…
Yes, I know they’re all dead. I meant in Heaven, Obvs!
Correct Score of the Week:
Not that prolific this week was ya?! – most popular score was QPR’s 2-1 win over Charlton – 23 of youse got that!
13 got the ding dong 2-2 between promoted Northampton and Bristol Rovers
Thirteen nailed the dull-all in Yam Yam Land
9 came good with Southampton 3-1 Newcastle
4 got the 3-0 hammering meted out in North London. The very wrong bit of North London..,
James L & John K somehow guessed Huddersfield’s 2-2 draw with Hull.
Sam C got a tasty Derby 4 Bolton 1
However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Challinor for his Iceman inspired, Swansea 1 Chelsea 0.
Bet of the Week:
So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!
47.95% Crystal Palace V Norwich – it even made Jason P cry!
46.58% Fulham V Cardiff – never ever trust Fulham….
45.21% Wolves V Blackburn – yay!
So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 80th.
This really is dire – surely we can get some joy in the last 4 weeks of the season??! Can we?
Table News:
“Good Fortune“: Tony Bowley stays top 10 points ahead of Pete B who in turn is four points ahead of Jason M in third…
Nick H, Paul H & Danny A crash the Top Ten.
“Rid Of Me“: Julian Fernandez stays rooted to the bottom now six points behind Anders H who in turn is 8 points off Mr 2-0 (ha!)..
“The Wheel“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Jack Buxton – honourable mentions go to Sam C (+18), Andy C (+14), Alex T (+16), Tasha M (+18) and Richard H (+13)
“Sheela-Na-Gig“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Chris Dixon – dishonourable mentions go to Steve M (-9), Shashi A (-10), Sophie B (-11), Mark J B (-19) and Savan A (-9)
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PAS Euros 2016:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is to rock a rhyme that’s right on time, it’s…Richard Hirst!
PAS Cup 2016:
All results can be found here
Semi finals draw coming soon!
Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks
Semi Finals – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)
PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:
My goodness, that was exciting!
3 away wins, 4 successful jokers, 1 heartbreaker & 2 really close games…but did the holder go safely through???!
Full results & aggregate scores can be found here with Semi Finals draw to follow soon!
Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks
Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)
And Another Thing:
Leicester really have won it haven’t they…
That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!
And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?
Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…
Cheers,
Pab