“Starchild”: Howay man! Tino’s shirt on a flag celebration! Mirandinha’s gloves! Wor Jackie! Phillipe mugging off Peter! Alan Gowling’s sweatbands! Super Mac’s gob! Ham & pease pudding stotties! Broon in a half pint glass! Clarty charvers at The Hoppings! Raaaaaaapha Benitez! Barry Venison’s barnet even!
You gotta love The Toon and the Toon loves PAS despite only having two of their brethren in the Top 32 (actually, one of them does the scores in the back end! Hmmmm anyway,,,), Top Geordie Jon Tofeili 36 (6) – yes, that’s right, you recognise him from “Pointless” way back when before it was “trendy”- especially loves PAS this week as he got his magpie claws into the shiny £20 prize! He has the Leeds (Leeds! Leeds!) 3-2 nine pointer to thank. Or was it Josh King’s 93rd minute consolation v Liverpool? Or Carl Ikene’s blooper-esque 93rd minute own goal away at Hull? Whatever, the boy done good – champion!
“The Sun Goes Down”: One – nil! Two – one! Three – one! Seven – nil! Four – three! Three – nil! Thirty six – nil (yes, that did happen)! Four – nil! Four – two! Nine – nil! Five – two! Eight – two (yep, that happened too *sob*) even!
You gotta love it when a home win notches up a double digit tally and we love to see a “blanket score” home win splutter & crash especially when it’s Mr 2-0 7 (0) finishing exactly where we want him this week!
Ha!
And, his three hapless disciples really have been rewarded for their lack of commitment this week – Championship!
Correct Score of the Week:
The uniques doin’ it again this week – most popular score was Burnley’s 1-2 win at Birmingham – 30 of youse got that!
8 got the ding dong 2-2 between Leicester 1-0 and West Ham
Dave N / Lindsay S / Jon T nailed the thrilllllling 3-2 at Elland Road
Lee P & Jason M came good with Burton Albion 0-0 Barnsley
Danny A & Jamie T got the dull-all Scottish Cup semi final
Jamie T (again!) & Chris B quite rightly said Rotherham v Forest would finish goalless
Brett A got the 0-3 hammering meted out in West London. The wrong bit of West London (Brentford is the good bit – check “People Just Do Nothing” if you don’t believe me..)
Gary B got the tasty Palace 1-1 draw with Arsenal.
Shashi A somehow guessed Blackburn 0 Huddersfield 2
Dave C owned Exeter 0 Northampton 0
Richard H got QPR’s bore draw at Cardiff
However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Cha- I mean, Ross Butcher for his ’61 inspired, Stoke 0 Spurs 4.
Bet of the Week:
So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?! Yeah, we ignored that and went for games with over 3.5 goals instead…and guess what?
13.16% Colchester V Peterborough – banker really!
10.53% Burton Albion V Barnsley – couldn’t have got more wrong could we?!
10.53% Rangers V Celtic – unfortunately 120 minutes doen’t count – grrr,,,
So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th.
Table News:
“Weave Your Spell“: Tony Bowley stays top but now only 2 points ahead of Nick H who in turn is one point ahead of Pete B in third as the peleton gains ominously on the long time leader…
Peter M, Martin S & Lee F crash the Top Ten.
“Hot Water“: Julian Fernandez stays stuck to the bottom now a mere four points behind Anders H who in turn is still 8 points off Mr 2-0 (ha!) as the bottom three remain the same…
“Something About You“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 17 places are Jon Tofeili & Dave Crisp – honourable mentions go to Lee F (+10), Mark F (+13), Chris B (+16) and Ben H (+10)
“Sandstorm“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Savan Arora – dishonourable mentions go to George T (-13), Neil M (-10), Paul V (-14) and John K (-12)
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PAS Euros 2016:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is “Billy The Fish”…Mark Seels!
PAS Cup 2016:
Semi Finals draw can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks
Semi Finals – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)
PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:
It’s CL semi finals 1st leg games next week – will Simon B get a chance to retain the trophy?
The draw can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)
And Another Thing:
Sp*rs are gonna win it now aren’t they…(gulp)
That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!
And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?
Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…
Cheers,
Pab