comical…

“Tell Me When My Light Turns Green“:  This speech is my recital, I think it’s very vital, To rock (A rhyme), that’s right (On time), It’s Tricky is the title, here we go….

Fourteen people managed to get over the 30 point mark in a difficult week this week, but that included Mr 2-0 and his lazy disciples (yep, all seven of them – shame on you…although it paid off this week innit!).

So, getting 35 points looked like you were quids in then – that’s where Paul V & Andy S were at.

But, what they didn’t bargain for were the late late goals for Aberdeen & Fleetwood giving Richard Hirst 37 (6) a two point push over the line to claim the £20 weekly prize!

The “syndicate” win again then in an amazing season for them – we must stop them people, they’re nicking our money!

“There, There My Dear“: Getting 10 points or less in a bad week is still pretty shocking! Frankie F has gone all “Spursy” of late after threatening the best “Fernandez” finish for a decade (spare a thought for her though – that “backspin” for a grateful Thibaut Courtois in the last minute of the semi final? Frankie had 4-3 for that…) but a least she hit double figures!

Stephen P & Lee F only managed nine points.

Worse though was Mark J Brown 8 (0) – that Dubai heat getting to you son?!

Correct Score of the Week:

…most popular score was Sheff Wed’s 2-1 win over Derby – 32 of youse got that!

12 got the thrilling Brentford 3 QPR 1

Five got Blackpool 3 Cheltenham 0

5 got the bore draw between Wigan & Cardiff

Four somehow guessed Liverpool 1 Palace 2  (how?????)

4 got Bradford’s 3-0 demolition of the Wombles

Four made us all green by happening upon Bristol City 3-2 Barnsley

Richard H, James C & Danny N got Wolves 0 Blackburn 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

David G & Tony D got Toon’s thrashing of PNE

Matt W & Ricki M nailed Hibs 2 Aberdeen 3

Norman L believed in Burton. A 2-1 kinda belief…

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Paul Vinson for his love-a-last-minute-winner-me inspired, Gillingham 2 Fleetwood 3!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We crashed! And burned! Spectacularly! Again!

44% Swansea vs Stoke – Stoke to go down?

44% Huddersfield vs Fulham – Fulham to go up?

38% Bristol City vs Barnsley – ermmmmmm…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” avoid-at-all-costs slot 65th…

Table News:

“Jackie Wilson Said (I’m In Heaven When You Smile)“: Jason Morris stays top and now goes a whopping 36 points ahead of Richard H who in turn is one points ahead of Charlie H in third…

The money & trophy are in the post Jason….

Pete B & Andy S crashed the Top Ten.

“Burn It Down“: Neil Critchlow stays rooted to the bottom and now eight points behind Patricia F who in turn is now 20 points off James C…

The wooden spoon is in the post Neil…

“I’m Just Looking“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 15 places is Matt Worsfold – honourable mentions go to Paul V (+13), Ross B (+11), Mr 2-0 (+11), Anders H (+11) and Chris B (+11)

“I Couldn’t Help If Tried“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Mark J Brown – dishonourable mentions go to Debbie L (-10), Jon T (-11), Steve M (-12), Stephen P (-17) and Francesca F (-10)

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PAS Champions League 2017/18 Group Stages::

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2017/18 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…one of our own, Dave Nicklin!

PAS Cup 2017:

The PAS Cup Semi Final results can be found here

Actually, they’re here….

Dramarama!

PAS Cup Semi Finals results 

Charlie Harris 15 (1) v 16 (1) Jack Buxton

Jason Morris 28 (3) vs 31 (4) Tony Davenport

We had –

Charlie getting bumped by a Brighton joker & Jack going through thanks to the Toon

speaking of which…

Jason had 3-1 on his Newcastle joker, saw Tony miss out on City…but then watched in horror as Mr D nailed a 4-1 correct score in the last game of the week to go through!

Congrats to our finalists and commiserations to the losing semi finalists…

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – the merry month of May (‘17)

PAS Champions League 2017 Knockout Stages:

Semi Final 2nd leg games next week…

Full draw & results can be found here

PAS CL Semi Finals 1st leg results 

Jazz Sian 24 (2) v 15 (0) Jon Tofeili

James Lee 21 (1) vs 23 (3) Kate Slee

Jon T has it all to do in the 2nd leg then and will James L rue Ross County’s surprise draw with his joker choice Celtic?!

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘17)

And Another Thing: I really hope he stays…..hahaha!

Twitter is back from the dead (check it out by following on @pabspace), but still long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

“Champagne to the dancefloor!”

“You’re The Sweetest One”:  Ahhhhhhhhh the 80’s…you went to football and if you came back unscathed it was result in itself. Great times.

Then when you went to “relax” with a few pints at the local nightclub later and dodging tables, chairs & half pint glasses was a breeze in comparison – or maybe that was just south London…

A few people revelled in those violent times and some even made money out of it – usually big f*ckers to be fair.

And all they did was stop you gaining entry cos you were in a group, had trainers on or looked about 12. Easy money eh?!

Oh, and they were usually draped in the “Poison” soaked ladies too – or maybe that was just south London…

Easy money this week then for my old mucker Howard Thomas 45 (7) who brushed aside his nearest threat by virtue of 10 while points. The other two who dared manage to get close on over 30 points were metaphorically dispatched head first through the double doors (mate). Job done.

Congrats Howie, £20 is winging it’s way over to you right now – promise!

But mess with me and i’ll be back with a shooter….

“I Really Didn’t Mean It”: Lent is probably to blame for leaving players withered and weak through lack of chocolate as 35 of you couldn’t even break the 20 point barrier!

Four didn’t even get to fifteen points!

Rob C didn’t even get a correct score!

Neil Critchlow 13 (1) is no doubt face first in Tony Montana pile of Cadbury’s in a vain attempt to avoid humiliation next week….and if he isn’t, he should.

Correct Score of the Week:

Easter is rubbish innit…most popular score was Aberdeen’s 1-2 win at St Johnstone– 34 of youse got that!

Eight got the 3-1 Toffee win over Burnley

6 got Leicester’s “Desmond” with Palace

Howard T/Matt W/Andy F got the thrilling Huddersfield 3 PNE 2

Mark J B & Dan P were all over the south coast 0-3 to the Citizens

Paul V & James C somehow guessed Wigan 3 Barnsley 2

Neil T got the bore draw between Kilmarnock & Hearts

Will O made us all green by happening upon Stoke 3-1 Hull City

Martin S saw his typo come good on the game at White Hart Lane

However, this week’s best correct score, and new correct score of the season, goes to Dave Crisp for his we-are-mods-we-are-mods-we-are-we-are-we-are-mods inspired, Motherwell 4 Inverness C T 2!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We crashed! And burned! Spectacularly!

44% Dundee vs Hamilton – I don’t understand the Scottish Prem…

40% Man Utd vs Chelsea – I don’t understand the Prem…

39% Watford vs Swansea – I don’t understand Watford…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – shame.

Table News:

“Never Too Much“: Jason Morris stays top and now goes a whopping 25 points ahead of Charlie H who in turn is eleven points ahead of Jack B in third…

It’s as sure as Arsene is gonna stay…

Andy C crashed the Top Ten.

“I Wanted Your Love“: Neil Critchlow stays rooted to the bottom and now seven points behind Patricia F who in turn is now 9 points off James C…

“See Me“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 19 places is Paul Vinson – honourable mentions go to Dan P (+10), Danny N (+9), Pab (+8) and Howard T (+11)

“I’ll Let You Slide“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping (? – is this some kind of record??) 9 places are Paul Carter/Chris Dixon/Jon Tofeili – dishonourable mentions go to Bry D (-5), Gary B (-5), Sam A (-8), Jamie S (-6), George T (-6), Simon B (-5) and Rowan M (-5)

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PAS Champions League 2017/18 Group Stages::

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2017/18 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the Brighton Hoop, Jamie Sellers!

PAS Cup 2017:

PAS Cup continues in Week 12…

PAS Cup Semi Finals draw 

Jason Morris v Tony Davenport

Charlie Harris vs Jack Buxton

Can Tony D scupper Jason M’s march to a League & Cup double?!

All fixtures & results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘17)

PAS Champions League 2017 Knockout Stages:

Semi Finals 1st leg games this week…

Full results can be found here – actually, it’s here…

PAS CL Semi Finals 1st leg results 

Jazz Sian 24 (2) v 15 (0) Jon Tofeili

James Lee 21 (1) vs 23 (3) Kate Slee

Jon T has it all to do in the 2nd leg then and will James L rue Ross County’s surprise draw with his joker choice Celtic?!

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘17)

And Another Thing: We beat Boro…Arsene is a tactical genius!

Twitter is back from the dead (check it out by following on @pabspace), but still long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

“Don’t tell Pab, but I know how to change your scores…”

“Big Balloon”:  Have much luck on the National? Nah, me neither. The nice little nest egg of betting funds got obliterated in the Scouse sunshine.

Oh well, maybe luck doesn’t come into it eh? Maybe it’s the knowing…

I certainly knew I was on a good week as five correct scores racked up on Saturday and 32 others joined me in that 30 point-plus nirvana this week.

Three went on and hit the heady heights of forty points-plus with Ryan G nudging Simon Lindq out the way courtesy of 7 correct scores to six.

But what’s this?

Someone with a mere 5 correct scores has jumped to the top by virtue of 1 point?

Was it a 91st minute St Johnstone goal in a 0-3 win that did it?

Or was it the 97th minute Nick Powell worldy that secured a massive 9 points for a 3-2 Wigan win?

Or could it be the fact he was one of only a few who thought Rangers would win at “11 in a row, 16 wins in 17” Aberdeen?

Maybe it was something darker…

Dave Nicklin 43 (5) wins this week’s £20 and faces the playground-esque “tunnel of death” to prove he didn’t forsake our upstanding reputation for fairplay.

I’m confident he’ll survive and cement his innocence, but me and the minions will take great pleasure “venting” our PAS frustrations…

“Fragrant”: If you’re a Gooner, the days are dark right now.

We have to watch 11 snowflakes dissolve every week whilst the antiquated Svengali still thinks his time will come again & prove the haters wrong.

Picture then being a Gooner who got beat by a Palace fan that couldn’t even post a single correct score or got trounced by a Mr 2-0 who has quite clearly given up!

Seventeen bods got 20 points or less this week but Stuart Fitzsimon 14 (1) was the hapless soul propping us all up this week…

Correct Score of the Week:

Smashing week…most popular score was Brighton’s 1-2 win at QPR on Friday– 30 of youse got that!

21 got the dull-all at the Riverside

Twenty obviously guessed Fulham would beat Ipswich 3-1 cos everyone knows Ipswich draw 1-1 EVERY week…

20 more just knew Bournemouth would score against Chelsea for a 1-3

Thirteen got Man City’s 3-1 win over Hull City

8 made us all green by happening upon Celtic 3-1 Kilmarnock

Seven got Tottenham’s 4-0 deconstruction of the Hornets

6 were all over the 0-3 to Man Yoo

Dave N, Andy C & Dan H tinkered with the PAS timelapse cog in the back end and nabbed Inverness C T 0 St Johnstone 3 (what’s Andy C ever done for you chaps??!)

Dan H (again!) & Ben McK (hold on a minute…) got the 3 goal demolition of Preston by Dirty Leeds

Dave N (again!) & Julian F (i’m getting done over here!) got the thrilling Wigan 3 Rotherham 2

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Neil Critchlow for his I’ve-lost-all-interest-this-late-in-the-season inspired, WBA 0 Southampton 1!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We won! Again! We’re getting good at this aren’t we!

58% Middlesbro vs Burnley- the most nailed on 0-0 ever. Always loved that thug Lowton…

47% Hamilton vs Ross County – the only disappointing thing it wasn’t 0-0…..

45% WBA vs Southampton – damn that Fraser Forster!

So, £7.80 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd – whoop whoop!

Table News:

“Flexxin“: Jason Morris stays top and now goes 18 points ahead of Charlie H who in turn is sixteen points ahead of Richard Hi in third…

It’s a done deal…

Simon Lindq crashed the Top Ten.

“Fester“: Neil Critchlow stays rooted to the bottom but now only three points behind Patricia F who in turn is now only 4 points off James C…

“Decided Knowledge“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 21 places is Dave Nicklin – honourable mentions go to Pete B (+12), Ross B (+11), Pab (+13) and Paul S (+13)

“Slave To The Atypical Rhythm“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 14 places is Danny Norbury – dishonourable mentions go to Stuart F (-11), Gary B (-11), Mr 2-0 (-12), Danny A (-10) and Nick H (-12)

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PAS Champions League 2017/18 Group Stages::

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2017/18 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…let’s hope he got on the National winner, Arthur Harrison!

PAS Cup 2017:

PAS Cup continues in Week 12…

PAS Cup Semi Finals draw 

Jason Morris v Tony Davenport

Charlie Harris vs Jack Buxton

Can Tony D scupper Jason M’s march to a League & Cup double?!

All fixtures & results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘17)

PAS Champions League 2017 Knockout Stages:

Semi Finals 1st leg games next week…

Full draw & results can be found here – actually, it’s here…

PAS CL Semi Finals draw 

Jazz Sian v Jon Tofeili

James Lee vs Kate Slee

So, I predict a boy called “J” or a “(S)Lee” will lift the trophy…

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘17)

And Another Thing: 1979 – Jesus wept…

Twitter is back from the dead (check it out by following on @pabspace), but still long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

“this cream don’t curdle…”

“Money Love”:  A bit like blue crystal meth, you may drift in & out of fashion but you’ll always be what others are benchmarked against (yep, i’m watching Breaking Bad again…).

Well, the King has returned.

Seventeen people smashed in 30 points or more this week – 3 topped 40 or more.

Our £20 weekly winner may claim the St Johnstone in-fighting that contributed to Hamilton’s 89th winner or Barnsley’s Angus MacDonald equaliser in the 93rd minute were to thank for the prize.

Personally, my money is on the fact that he put ironic faith in Arsenal holding out at home to City for a “creditable” 2-2 draw…

Be upstanding.

All hail Jazz Sian 46 (8) as he syncs nicely with Sp*rs to hit form at the right time – grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

“Manchild”:  …and speaking of Sp*rs fans, Richard Hu dressed up in full Everton regalia to watch the Merseyside derby with his Scouse chums on Saturday lunchtime.

Y’know, top bantz n all that?

Well, it didn’t have the desired affect on the result, but it was obviously enough to off put & derail Koppite Alex Rossi 9 (0) as he crashed & burned like a David Moyes interview this week.

Y’know, top bantz n all that…

Correct Score of the Week:

Needles in haystacks this week…most popular score was Ipswich’s 1-1 draw with Birmingham (the gift that keeps giving gives again) – 31 of us got that!

Fourteen got the five point 2-2 at the Emir-, I mean, Ashburton Grove

4 got the bore draw between Swansea & Middlesbrough

Four more got the thrilling Liverpool 3 Everton 1

Predictz obviously guessed Burton would beat Huddersfield 0-1

Debbie L got the one-one in Glasgow. The wrong side of Glasgow…

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Sam Arora for his it-was-always-gonna-be-an-even-game inspired, Man Utd 0 WBA 0!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We won! Again!

54% Wolves vs Cardiff – eh? where did that come from??!

54% Inverness vs Kilmarnock – the only disappointing thing it wasn’t 0-0…..

51% Ipswich vs Birmingham – absolute nailed on cert!

So, £8.29 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th – good-o!

Table News:

“Buffalo Stance“: Jason Morris stays top and now goes 16 points ahead of Charlie H who in turn is eleven points ahead of Jack B in third…

Still looking like a done deal to me.

Jazz S & Francesca F crashed the Top Ten.

“7 Seconds“: Neil Critchlow stays rooted to the bottom but now only ten points behind Patricia F who in turn is 9 points off James C…

“Out Of The Black“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 32 places is Tony Davenport – honourable mentions go to Jazz S (+20), Simon Lindq (+15), Arthur H (+14), Steve M (+18), Predictz (+14) and Anders H (+15)

“Across The Water“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Will Oppong – dishonourable mentions go to Clare T (-16), Me (-16), Stuart F (-14), Ross B (-13), Chris D (-13), Richard Hu (-17), Julian F (-13) and Andy F (-13)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Group Stages::

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2017/18 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…erm, umm, anyone know anything about him?, Brett Ainger!

PAS Cup 2017:

PAS Cup continues in Week 12…

PAS Cup Semi Finals draw 

Jason Morris v Tony Davenport

Charlie Harris vs Jack Buxton

Can Tony D scupper Jason M’s march to a League & Cup double?!

All fixtures & results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘17)

PAS Champions League 2017 Knockout Stages:

It was Quarter Finals 2nd leg time this week – proper Cup ties is all i’m sayin’!

We had 1 away win!

2 heartbreakers!

1 hammering!

4 successful jokers!

But how did it affect the aggregate scores???! I wager a few tears will be shed in the North West…

Full results can be found here

Semi Finals draw to follow…

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘17)

And Another Thing: So he’s not retiring then…

Twitter is back from the dead (check it out by following on @pabspace), but still long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab