“Feels like…”

 

“Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money)”: It was a good week to be good!

And lots of people were good.

23 players amassed 30 points or more and all were in with a good shout of the weekly prize.

Going closest were Brett A, Mark P & Paul H – all hitting the high end of the thirties…

Close as it was though, it took a nonchalant 93rd minute goal from the Premier League runaway leaders to secure Arthur Harrison 42 (8) the £20 reward…

 

Congrats Mr H, that’s Scott’s Christmas pressie sorted then…

 

 

“What Have I Done To Deserve This”: This definitely wasn’t a week to be bad at PAS.

Lots of people were bad at PAS.

27 punters mustered less than twenty points – eeeek!

Suffering most were Justin Corliss & Rowan Marriott 13 (0)

See what happens when you don’t pay your entry fee on time?

Tut tut…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Didn’t I do well…most popular score was Brighton’s 1-1 draw with Leicester– 36 of us got that!

Twenty six were all over the 0-3 to the Celtic

22 got the Rangers 3 goal demolition of Livingston

Sixteen got the correctly over-hyped 0-4 at the Olympic Stadium

7 got the five point Stoke v QPR 2-2

Six got the dull-all at the DW

4 got Watford 0 Liverpool 3

Julian F, Moi & Mark P got the bore draw between St Johnstone & Kilmarnock

Paul H & Richard Hu got the two-two in South Yorkshire. The wrong side of South Yorkshire…

Me (again!) & Richard Hu (again!) believed in Fulham. A 3-2 kinda belief…

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Patricia Fernandez for her don’t-call-it-a-comeback inspired, Hibs 2 Dundee 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

 

Debbie L was on “Bet of the Week” position 65th in Week 8 so we asked her to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

 

We won!! My, how we won!!

 

3 draws

Millwall v Bolton – tick (‘Wall never give up…)

Man Utd v Palace – tick (fair play Debs – you nailed that one!)

Swansea v Norwich – cross (Blimey, they got Fry’d!!!)

 

So, a whopping £12.65 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th leaving it on £13.77…kerr-chhing!!

 

Rob Currin, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Tough act to follow…

 

 

Table News:

 

“Being Boring”:  Neil Osborne stays top of the table but now only 4 points ahead of Jack B, who in turn is 6 points ahead of rousing sleeping giant Jazz S in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“Left To My Own Devices”:  Alex Rossi drops one place to the bottom, four points behind Patricia F who in turn is 9 points off Paul V…

 

“Heart”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 22 places is Paul Henshaw – honourable mentions go to Arthur H (+19), Darren McC (+18), Jamie S (+17), Mark S (+15), Stuart F (+13) and Tim P (+13)

 

“So Hard”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Chris Dixon – dishonourable mentions go to Rowan M (-19), Paul C (-19), Justin C (-16), Andy F (-16), Alex T (-15) and Stephen P (-13)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 5 Group games next week…

 

If you’ve got a “joker” to play – play it!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the “You Man Yoo, you?”…Tony Morris!

 

 

And Another Thing:

£1.15 for a Greggs sausage roll in New St station…

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab

“We’re gonna score 5 more than you…”

 

“It’s Real”: The What’s App group was alight with groans & moans, near misses and last minute heartbreak as International Week wreaked its merry hell once again!

The more seasoned players yearned for the days of yore when it was pretty much nailed on you’d grab a brace of 5-0s. Well, at least one 4-0.

Now it’s all different!

There’s a new crowd in town, there are no easy games and the new PASers are changing it up & adapting!

19 players managed a respectable 30 points or more (* bow *) with Rob C, Mike K, Martin S & Clare T all staking claims to the £20 weekly prize.

But, with a very creditable 40+ tally, Andy Kelly 45 (8) struck a blow for the newcomers as his 2nd season starts to pay dividends.

And putting the Old Guard in their place to boot…

Viva la difference!

 

“Out Of Tune”: Oooof – the old skool got got!

Seventeen people notched up 20 points or less with Alex T having the ignominy of being the only person not to get a correct score.

Horrific!

One original PASer (I won’t name you Jamie S) had his blushes saved courtesy of Patricia Fernandez 11 (1) continuing her mission for another wooden spoon.

To be fair, she does actually buy them for me, so…

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Didn’t we do well…most popular score was Eng-er-land’s 2-1 win over Croatia– 41(!) of us got that!

Ten got the very annoying last minute spoiling Germany 2 Holland 2

9 got the 4 goal Macedonia demolition of Gibraltar

Seven got the dull-all in Andorra

Jazz S, Paul S & Mike K got Kosovo’s thrashing of Azerbaijan

Martin S & Moi got the (most excellent) bore draw between Italy & Portugal

Will O & Mike K (again!) got the thrilling Scotland 3 Israel 2

Darren McC got San Marino 0 Moldova 1

Howard T got Denmark 0 Ireland 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

Andy F got Kosovo’s 0-5 deconstruction of Malta

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Joe Shore for his I-study-numbers-for-living inspired, Liechtenstein 2 Armenia 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

Pete B was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 7 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

We lost. Again.    : (

3 draws

Albania v Scotland (after that early sending off…)

Italy v Portugal (got the point need *smiley face*)

Turkey v Sweden (Hmmmmm, how did that happen?)

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th leaving it on £0…oops!

 

Debbie Lee, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please!

 

 

Table News:

 

“Easy”:  Neil Osborne stays top of the table increasing his lead to 12 points ahead of Scott H, who in turn is 1 correct score ahead of Jack B in third.

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

“Talking Backwards”:  Patricia Fernandez drops one place to the bottom, seven points behind Alex R who in turn is 2 points off Frankie F…

 

“Darling”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 25 places is Clare Templeton – honourable mentions go to Kyle B (+20), Me (+20), Andy K (+18), Chris D (+18), Dave C (+14) and Will O (+14)

 

“Stained Glass”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 23 places is Jamie Sellers – dishonourable mentions go to Alex T (-22), Joe M (-21), Debbie L (-19), Reagon K (-12), Neil T (-12), Neil C (-11) and Stephen P (-11)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 4 Group games went ahead this week…

It was really exciting! Honest!

 

We had 9 successful jokers! 2 really successful jokers! 2 hammerings! 1 close game! 2 heartbreakers! And, 6 away wins!

 

One won their game with 21 points & 1 lost their games with 33 points!

 

I got a stay of execution but Simon B & Jerry S are out…

 

Congratulations to Martin S & Kyle B who’ve already made it through to the knockout stages next year!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the Geordie in the Jungle…Chris Dixon!

 

 

And Another Thing:

So, is winning the Nations League a thing?!

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab

100 passes off being REALLY gross…

 

“With Every Heartbeat”: Dunno about you, but, literally from the off this week, I was left reeling as score after score filtered in the polar opposite to what I predicted. I had a score of 4(1) on Saturday night…

“Nothing new there Pablo” I hear you all thinking, but really, c’mon…

Jeez!

In a week where only 5 players managed 30 points or more, another displaced Scouser threatened to make it another Everton weekly win as Andy F notched up a tidy 36 points.

However, never write off a Gooner!

Especially a Viking one!

Our friend from the Norse, Anders Hoglund 39 (6) cut a swathe through the bleak week and pillaged the £20 weekly prize courtesy of two last minute goal enhanced correct scores at the start & end of the week.

Mr H, tip your horned helmet to Messrs Samba of Cardiff and Joey B of Fleetwood…

Skol!

 

 

“Konichiwa Bitches”: Guess what?! Frankie had a decent week – which can only spell bad news for others!

Thirty three people couldn’t muster more than 15 points this week with Alex R posting a particular paltry nine points…

But a bouncer & someone from Game of Thrones went one worse –

Howard Thomas & Reagon Karki 8 (0) hang your heads in shame…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Words escape me…most popular score was Citeh’s 3-1 drubbing of Man Yoo– 23 of youse got that!

Six got the very annoying last minute spoiling Alfreton 1 Fleetwood 4

Matt W & Paul C got the dull-all at the City Ground

Stuart F & Joe M obviously guessed St Johnstone would beat Hamilton 4-0

Gary B got Hearts 0 Kilmarnock 1

Neil C believed in PNE. A 0-1 kinda belief…

Martin S got the bore draw between Leicester & Burnley

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Andy Fowler for his ding-dong-West-London-derby inspired, QPR 3 Brentford 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

Jerry S was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 6 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

We lost  : (

 

Leicester – out (how did that Vardy effort get cleared?!)

Norwich – in (made hard work of it though!)

Forest – out (Stoke are the new, erm, Stoke!)

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving it on £3.25…

 

Pete Britton, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please!

 

 

Table News:

 

“Indestructible”:  Neil Osborne stays top of the pile now 11 points ahead of Jack B, who in turn is 4 points ahead of Scott H in third.

 

One crashed the Top Ten.

 

“Crash & Burn Girl”:  Francesca Fernandez stays rooted to the bottom but now only two points behind her nan who in turn is 1 point off Alex R…

 

 

“Hang With Me”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 44 places is Anders Hoglund – honourable mentions go to Andy F (+30), Gary B (+27), Paul C (+25), Brett A (+23), Jason M (+15) and Will O (+15)

 

“Dancing On My Own”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 30 places is Howard Thomas – dishonourable mentions go to Kyle B (-19), Julian F (-18), Reagon K (-17), Greg F (-17) and Rowan M (-15)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 4 Group games next week…

 

If you’ve got a “joker” to play – play it!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 8

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the Swede (not a turnip)…Anders Hoglund!

 

 

And Another Thing:

All the payments have come in – hoooooooooooooooooray!

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab

“remember the name…”

“Brass In Pocket”:

Big big scoring week this week people!

If you didn’t score 30 points or more, that’s you left looking up at 32 others – yep, it was that kinda week!

Big correct score tallies too – four bods weighed in with 7 each and three of those smashed through the 40 point barrier.

Woooo!

Two ex-prolific ex-champs (CL & League respectively) got 8 correct scores each and pushed hard for the weekly prize.

Alas, just like Spurs, Gareth M & Jazz S just fell short of former glories as ex-pat Scouser Mark J Brown 46 (8) stole in to take the weekly £20 and, record the new season high for a weekly score for good measure!

Save it for a Greggs fiesta next time you’re back eh, Marcus!   : )

Thing is though, is it ironic he has Stevie G to thank after that 92nd minute goal secured his win?

 

“Back On The Chain Gang”:

Under 20 points this week?

Yep?

Well, that’s you and 14 other unfortunates who really really felt it this week.

Hira Y really felt it as he was the only person not to get a correct score!

But he still wasn’t the week’s worst…

Despite Frankie F putting in another abject performance, even she couldn’t save the blushes of Mike Krasnowski 13 (1).

Sullied.

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Well, well, well…most popular score was Man Utd’s last minute 1-2 win at Bournemouth– 34 of us got that!

Twenty one got the 3-1 Chelsea win over C Palace

12 got Derby’s 3-1 win over Birmingham City

Seven got the five point 3-1 that was Everton v Brighton

5 got the dull-all at the Britannia Stadium

Matt W, Andy C & Norman L nailed Wolves 2 Spurs 3

Mark J B & Reagon K just knew Hull would score against WBA for a 1-0

And…

No one got a unique correct score!

A first…I think!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

Bry D was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 5 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

We won! Again!

 

Leicester – yep (never in doubt was it!)

Swansea– nope (Rotherham??!)

Sunderland – yep (lucky Black Cats!)

 

So, £3.08 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th –  decent!

 

Jerry S, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Pressure…

 

 

Table News:

 

“Talk Of The Town”:  Neil Osborne stays top but now only 9 points ahead of Richard Hi, who in turn is 2 points ahead of Jack B in third.

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

“Stop Your Sobbing”:  Francesca Fernandez stays rock bottom now nine points behind Rich L who in turn is 1 point off Patricia F…

 

 

“Don’t Get Me Wrong”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 44 places is Mark J Brown – honourable mentions go to Joe S (+35), Gareth M (+34), Andy F (+33), Dave C (+24), Rowan M (+22), Mark P (+21) and Kyle B (+20)

 

“I Go To Sleep”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 25 places is Predictz – dishonourable mentions go to Danny A (-22), Justin C (-22), Joe M (-19), Nick H (-19), Chris B (-19), Pete B (-18) and Jamie S (-17)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 3 Group games went ahead this week…

It was really exciting!

 

We had 15 successful jokers! 5 hammerings! 2 close games! And, 9 away wins!

 

One won their game with 18 points & 2(!) lost their games with 33 points!

 

Erm, early doors people, early doors…actually, it’s not is it (gulp)

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 8

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the Belfast Red…Neil Templeton!

 

 

And Another Thing:

All the payments have come in – bar one.

Rowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab