“Chat sh*t, get banged (with a pirate flag!)…” – Our work here at PAS Towers is done… you’re welcome!

 

“Renegade Soundwave”:

What a week for surprises eh?!

And in PAS too…

Most of us got suckered by what should have happened not actually happening, with only 1 astute punter managing to score over thirty points this week!

Martin S was looking good right up to his “Not A Super Sunday”

And, Stephen P may well rue missing the first 3 games this week…

That left the “Welcome To Thirty Plus Points!” door open for John King 33 (6) to rise up and claim the weekly £20.

He missed the Arsenal game on Friday <insert “greedy ESL scum gets comeuppance” gag here> but more than made up for it when that 92nd minute Villa equaliser hit the back of the net!

Bravo John – after celebrating, can you get on with your next novel please? It’s been toooo long fella!

 

 

“Probably A Robbery”:

Absolute howler for most of you this week – quelle surprise??

Over fifty (50!) players got 15 points or less, 8 got less than ten points and 7 poor souls didn’t even muster a correct score.

The person who crumbled most?

Tom Morley 8 (1), that’ll be you!

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Bleak…most popular score was Nottm Forest’s 1-1 draw with Stoke– 20 of youse got that!

Twelve just knew QPR would score against promoted Norwich for a 1-3

8 lapped up the injury time joy of Aston Villa 2 West Brom 2

Six banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Reading & Swansea

5 were grateful for the 3-1 Boro win over Sheff Wed

Danny A said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for his  Arsenal 0 Everton 1

Stephen P landed on  the two-two in Edinburgh. The right side of Edinburgh…

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Mark J Brown for his I-knew-this-was-gonna-happen-but-sod-BotW inspired, Kilmarnock 2 St Mirren 2!

 

Bet of the Week:

Mark J Brown was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 10 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

 

He didn’t get back to us…

 

So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd taking & leaving it on £8.19 – whoo!

 

 

Jazz Sian is at 45th this week…

 

J, I need your 3 team treble by Friday, please! Let’s put something on there, eh?!

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Space Gladiator”:

Pete Clarke moves up one to top spot, 5 points ahead of Charlie H in second, who in turn is seventeen points ahead of reigning champ Danny A…

He couldn’t, could he?!

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“The Phantom”:

Gary Blackburne remains bottom, still two points behind Dan H, who in turn is 1 correct score off Mr 2-0…

 

 

“Women Respond To Bass”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 20 places is John King – honourable mentions go to Darrel Shannan (+12), Martin S (+18), Paul V (+13), Kate S (+12), Stephen P (+19), Sam A (+11), and Eddie O (+10)

 

 

“Ozone Breakdown”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 15 places is Simon Lindquist – dishonourable mentions go to Lily T (-10), Rob C (-10), Nick W (-10), Steve M (-10), Richard H (-10), Ben McK (-10), Paul C (-10), and Tom M (-13)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

Semi Final 2nd leg games next week…

 

Who will make the Final?

 

Current scores –

Mark Seels 15 (0) v 15 (0) Tony Morris

Arthur Harrison 18 (1) v Paul Carter 26 (2)

 

Full results & fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Cup 2021:

Congrats to our finalists…

 

Jason Morris v Neil Templeton

 

Cup Final scoresheets will be with you soon!

 

Full results can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Euro 2021:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2021 (with benefits! Read the rules…), you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, ol’ Nature Boy…Rich Lee!

 

 

And Another Thing:

This

And, this

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab

 

“…and like my dreams they fade and die”

 

“Do You Know The Way To San Jose”:

I’m actually speechless and flat and very very saddened we’ve got to this place…but not surprised.

Anyway, congrats to Matthew Murphy 38 (7) winning £20 on a historic weekend…

 

“Heartbreaker”:

Mark Seels & Neil Osborne 10 (0), you were the worst of the lot this week. Chin up…

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Meh…most popular score was Burnley’s 3-1 defeat at Scab FC– 21 of youse got that!

Fifteen quite rightly predicted Hibee’s 0-4 thrashing of Stranraer

11 were grateful for the 3-1 Killy win over Montrose

Ten got Everton’s “Desmond” with Scab FC

5 got the dull-all at The Britannia

Four nailed Aberdeen 2 Livingston 2

Stephen P & Lewis M made us all green by happening upon Toon 3-2 West Ham

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to no one as it-has-to-be-a-unique-one-to-get-your-name-here…

 

Bet of the Week:

Sam Osmond was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 9 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th taking & leaving it on £0 – one to really avoid now!

 

 

Mark J Brown is at 33rd this week…

 

Markus, I need your 3 team treble by Friday, please! Try not to include any of them lot though eh?

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“The Look Of Love”:

Charlie Harris stays top, now 6 points ahead of Pete C in second, who in turn is ten points ahead of Jack B…

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“I Just Don’t Know What TO Do With Myself”:

Gary Blackburne remains bottom, two points behind Dan H, who in turn is 3 points off Mr 2-0…

 

 

“I Say A Little Prayer”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Matthew Murphy – honourable mentions go to Predictz (+15), Tony M (+14), Jason M (+13), Andy C (+13), and Sam A (+13)

 

 

“Walk On By”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 24 places is Neil Osborne – dishonourable mentions go to Jerry S (-21), Andy F (-15), Jamie S (-15), Me (-14), Bry D (-14) and Sam O (-14)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

Semi Finals 2nd leg games next week…

 

Who will make the Final?

Mark Seels 15 (0) v 15 (0) Tony Morris

Arthur Harrison 18 (1) v Paul Carter 26 (2)

 

Full results & fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Cup 2021:

Semi Finals went ahead this week…

 

It. Was(n’t). Really.Exciting!

 

Man U prevail against a plucky Arsenal…

Jason Morris 33 (5) v 26 (4) Rob Currin

 

And Man U prevail against a yucky Arsenal…

Pab 17 (1) v Neil Templeton 23 (3)

 

 

Full results & fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Euro 2021:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2021 (with benefits! Read the rules…), you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, Syndicate quiet man…Paul Henshaw!

 

 

And Another Thing:

It can’t really happen, can it?

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab

 

“She fell over!”

 

“Johnny Cash”:

It was a right ol’ ding dong for the Week 9 spoils, arguably as dramatic as the Grand National (do you win?!)! You really had to dig deep for your points this week, fully reflected in the fact that only 13 punters scored thirty or more.

Two of those went beyond, to the 40 point-plus mark and here’s where it really did go down to the wire!

On Saturday at around 5.35pm, Neil T looked set to cap a fine week of correct scores with predictions of Bournemouth and (the incoming) West Ham wins particularly notable. All good.

Then Luton staged their last 10 minute comeback at Wycombe…

Yep, that epic turnaround and a nine point Chelsea prediction was celebrated with the same girl jockey gusto by young Sam Osmond 46 (6) as those fourteen points nudged him to a weekly win over his Godfather! And, even more remarkably, he missed predictions for the Millwall and Watford games too…

Congrats Sam – that £20 is definitely not for betting with. Got that?!

 

 

“Taste The Last Girl”:

Quite a different story at the other end of the spectrum this week.

Forty players failed to score more than 20 points and 17 (seventeen!) couldn’t sniff out a correct score!

I did my best to thoroughly shame myself (it’s all about the Cup, right?!) in Week 9, but thankfully that accolade goes to Bijay Lama & Simon Lindquist 12 (0).

Thanks, chaps!  ; )

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Just, how?…most popular score was Liverpool’s 2-1 win over Villa– 23 of us got that!

Nine were well away with the 0-3 away win for Arsenal

8 landed on the two-two in Lincoln.

Six celebrated the bore draw between Huddersfield & Rotherham

4 just knew Spurs would score against Man U for a 1-3

Four more nailed Cardiff 2 Blackburn 2

Another 4 said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their West Ham 3 Leicester 2

And another four thrilled at the thrilling Bournemouth 4 Coventry 1

Neil T & Kate S turned up Brighton 0 Everton 0. Then sobbed a little bit as they thought of those poor souls who actually tuned in to watch it.

Sams A & O got the 1-3 Hatters win over Wycombe

Sam C & Danny A banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Kilmarnock & Ross County

Andy F & Sam O (again) had Chelsea’s merciless 1-4 deconstruction of Palace

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Paul Carter for his even-upside-down-my-score-is-correct inspired, Bristol City 0 Nottm Forest 0!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Jazz Sian was on “Bet of the Week” position 65th in Week 8 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

We won!

 

 

So, £1.76 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th taking it to £1.76 – yay! (sort’ve)

 

 

Sam Osmond is at 11th this week…

 

Sam, I need your 3 team treble by Friday, please! But ask your dad first that it’s ok to, erm, “place” bets…

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Dance Me In”:

Charlie Harris moves up one place to the top of the tree, 1 point ahead of Pete C in second, who in turn is eleven points ahead of Jack B…

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“Gilt Complex”:

Gary Blackburne slides two places to the bottom (ironically after escaping the clutches of Mr 2-0), two points behind Dan H, who in turn is 3 points off Mr 2-0…

 

 

“This Gift”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 36 places is Sam Osmond – honourable mentions go to Gareth M (+21), Jamie S (+15), Francesca F (+19), Rich L (+17), Dave C (+15), and Sam C (+17)

 

 

“Split Lips”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 16 places is John Jennings – dishonourable mentions go to Pab (-13), Simon Lindq (-15), Nick H (-15), and Matthew M (-14)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

Semi Final 1st leg games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Really.Exciting!

 

You couldn’t split the “Syndicate” thanks to a late “Joker” point…

Mark Seels 15 (0) v 15 (0) Tony Morris

 

And the West Ham good vibes roll on even as far out as Australia…

Arthur Harrison 18 (1) v Paul Carter 26 (2)

 

All to play for then in the 2nd legs!

 

Full results & fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Cup 2021:

Semi Finals next week…

 

Who will make The Final?

 

Jason Morris v Rob Currin

Neil Templeton v El Presidente

 

Full results & fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Euro 2021:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2021 (with benefits! Read the rules…), you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, by a long throw…James Challinor!

 

 

And Another Thing:

Refs are redundant now aren’t they.

And have you heard “John L” by Black Midi? Now that really is wide on the left…astounding.

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab

 

CR7 strikes again…

 

“Stealing Gold”:

After the points-fest on International Week last week, it went from the subl ridiculous to the ridiculous!

It was all very much Week 1 actually…

A third of the league could have won it in a week that saw only nine players get 25 points or more.

John J put up a spirited scrap for the weekly honour but was ultimately brushed aside by the majestic Barnsley correct score double that secured Darrel Shannan 28 (5) the £20 prize!

Well done D, despite the lowly total, that is an impressive victory!

 

 

“Slow Motion”:

So at the other end of proceedings, sixteen people couldn’t manage to get to 15 points and 8 of them didn’t record a correct score.

Two were unable to struggle up to double-digit points but new dad Alex Taylor 8 (0) no doubt has a bonafide excuse!

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Painful at best…most popular score was Luton’s 1-2 defeat to Barnsley– 25 of us got that!

Ten had Bournemouth’s 3-1 win over Stoke

Stephen P & Martin S celebrated the bore draw between Orient & Walsall

Bry D & Reagon K got the 3 goal demolition of Coventry by QPR

Simon Linds & Rowan M saw their typo come good on the 2-3 game at Wolves

Neil T believed in Palace. A 1-1 kinda belief…

Neil M nabbed the form book upsetting Birmingham 1 Swansea 0

Hira Y was grateful for the 3-1 Villians win over The Cottagers

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to John Jennings for his I-know-a-comeback-when-I-see-one inspired, Southampton 3 Burnley 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Chris Dixon was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 7 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

Bombed…

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th leaving it on £0 – erm…

 

 

The King is at 65th this week…

 

Jazz, I need your 3 team treble by Friday, please! Let’s get it going…

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Mission Desire”:

Pete Clarke stays top of the shop, 10 points ahead of Charlie H in second, who in turn is three points ahead of Jack B…

 

One crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“Don’t Take My Soul”:

Dan Hogwood is still bottom, three points behind Mr 2-0, who in turn is 3 points off Gary B… I can see a pattern forming.

 

 

“Arrows”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping(?) 18 places is John Jennings – honourable mentions go to Lee F (+16), Mark J B (+15), Karina H (+12) and Li’l Lily T (+12)

 

 

“Loops In The Secret Society”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping(?) 18 places is Simon Lindquist – dishonourable mentions go to Paul C (-15), Dave C (-14), George T (-14), and Neil O (-14)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

Semi Finals 1st leg games next week…

 

Who will make the Final?

 

Arthur Harrison plays Paul Carter

Mark Seels takes on Tony Morris

 

Full results & fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Cup 2021:

The semi final draw

 

Jason Morris v Rob Currin

Neil Templeton v El Presidente

 

Full results & fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Euro 2021:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2021 (with benefits! Read the rules…), you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, surprisingly…Tony Morris!

 

 

And Another Thing:

Mikel, we are NOT Man City…

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab

 

Yes, I know Ronnie, I effing know…

 

“Mad World”:

What. Can. I. Say…?

Scored 30 points this week? I’m afraid you’re a failure given the rich pickings available to pick up in yet another divisive, exciting, unbelievable International Week!

Thirty players scored 40 (FORTY) points or more this week, 9 got 50 (FIFTY!) or more, and an elite foursome notched up a mighty impressive 60 (SIXTY!!!) points plus!

Take a boo son(s).

It was a scrap right to the finish as the PAS record of 67 points was under serious threat from all sides. Dave C & Pete B were thwarted at sixty points, newbie Pete C must be wondering what all the fuss is about as he just fell short of a weekly win on 61 points.

Pete C went toe-to-toe with Martin Stafford 62 (9) from the 11 pointer that was Holland in Gibraltar, right through to Spain v Kosovo – pegging back Martin’s Wales correct score with an Italian one, only to see a Scotland 8 pointer put him to the sword, and gifting the £20 Wigan way…

Well done M, still anti-International week?!

 

 

“Mother’s Talk”:

6 (SIX!!) punters scored 20 points or less.

But they all got a correct score.

Only Ric P didn’t, and he finished on 23 points. Weird, non?

Patricia F would’ve been bottom of the pile but Dan H, Gary B and Andy S all foolishly followed Mr 2-0 15 (1) into International oblivion…

Sacre bleu!

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Bumper to bumper…most popular score was Scotland’s 1-1 draw in Israel– 38 of youse got that!

Thirty (30!) got Germany 3 Iceland 0

16 doffed a cap to Poland’s 3-0 deconstruction of Andorra

Another sixteen quite rightly predicted England’s 5-0 thrashing of San Marino (thanks to Billy The Fish in nets)

13 said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their Gibraltar 0 Holland 7 (whilst not noticing the other 12…)

Twelve were all over the 0-3 Kosovo v Sweden

10 made us all green by happening upon Scotland 4-0 Faroe Islands

Eight were grateful for the 3-1 Spanish win over Kosovo

5 just knew Luxembourg would score against La Selecao for a 1-3

Four got the dull-all at Windsor Park

Four more got the very annoying, outrageous last minute spoiling Serbia 2 Portugal 2

Neil M, Karina H & Samantha P got Scotland’s “Desmond” with Austria

Howard T, Chris D & Dan W got the very annoying last minute spoiling Blackpool 2 Plymouth 2

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to…no one, as it-can-only-be-a-unique-scoreline!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

John Jennings was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 6 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

He won!

 

So, £0.87 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd taking it to £5.19 – it’s a slow burn…

 

 

Chris Dixon is at 45th this week…

 

Ant/Dec, I need your 3 team treble by Friday, please! Let’s keep the momentum going…

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Head Over Heels”:

Pete Clarke climbs seven places to go top in his first season, 13 points ahead of Charlie H in second, who in turn is one point ahead of Ben H…

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

“Johnny Panic & The Bible Of Dreams”:

Dan Hogwood is taking one for the PAS PR team, slipping one to the bottom slot, three points behind Mr 2-0, who in turn is 3 points off Gary B…

 

 

“Pale Shelter”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 53 places is Martin Stafford – honourable mentions go to Pete B (+46), Dave C (+42), David G (+38) and Darrel S (+30)

 

 

“Change”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 31 places is Andy Smith – dishonourable mentions go to Jerry S (-29), Paul S (-27), Eddie O (-25), and Matthew M (-23)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2020/21:

The semi final draw was “live & exclusive” on the What’s App group (you really should get involved if you’re not already…)

 

Arthur Harrison will play Paul Carter

Mark Seels takes on Tony Morris

 

So, we were denied the chance of an all “Syndicate” final..wonder if they would’ve fixed that?!

 

 

Full results & fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 9

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Cup 2021:

The semi final draw

 

Jason Morris v Rob Currin

Neil Templeton v El Presidente

 

Full results & fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 10

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

 

 

PAS Euro 2021:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2021 (with benefits! Read the rules…), you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is still the (firm gripping) handy…!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

How can you not have goal-line technology for an international game? Huh??!!

I’ll stop now…

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab