PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 11 round up

“Mate…”

 

New Sensation:

Well, that was a weekend, eh?

My mate Granit slamming in a worldy to put Man Yoo to bed?! As Thom Yorke would say, “for a minute there, I lost myself..”

Meanwhile, after falling back down from Cloud 9, the predictions game, for most of us, still proved harder than scoring from 12 yards.

Only 11 punters scored 30 points or more and from that melee, our weekly £20 prize winner emerged with perhaps the lowest winning score ever (Dan! Dave! Run the SQLs!)

Tom Wooldridge-Stevens 35 (5) edged home virtue of a point given to him by the correctly predicted WBA shut out or the Millwall 98th minute eqaulising penalty or Chelsea’s 90th minute face saving winner.

Which one Tom?

And well done on your second-in-a-season taste of prize money!

 

Bitter Tears:

So, it was grim at the top, so what about the bottom?

You could argue it wasn’t all bad as only FOUR players scored 15 points or less.

Five managed zero correct scores.

But this meant Justin Corliss 13 (0) brought up the rear with probably the highest worst weekly score ever. (Dan! Dave…)

Unlucky J!

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Weirdly, it was all quite good…most popular score was Swansea’s 1-1 draw with Middlesbro – 19 of us got that!

 

Seventeen just knew Motherwell would score against Rangers for a 1-3

11 revelled in the Xhaka schadenfreude of Arsenal’s also-ran Cup Final victory over Utd

Seven got Brighton’s “Desmond” with JWP

Joanne McK & TomW-S got the dull-all at The Hawthorns

Matt W & Sam A thrilled at the thrilling Dundee Utd 2 Hearts 3

Neil O banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Birmingham & Millwall

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Best Correct Score of the Season, goes to Mike Krasnowski for his children’s-laughter-not-screams-is-the-energy inspired, Man City 5 Watford 1!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Martin Stafford was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 10 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

He went way left field with a darts selection, which is great, but the matches aren’t til Thursday!

So we’ll have a double update next week…

 

 

Danny Ashworth is at 45th this week….

 

Danielsan, I need your 3 team selection by Friday evening, please!

 

You get another go to make amends….

 

 

Table News:

 

Taste It:

Ben Hogwood stays top of the shop, now 7 points ahead of Simon Lindq, who in turn is three points clear of Anders H

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

Disappear:

Patricia Fernandez is still bottom, but now only one point behind Tim P, who in turn is 1 point off Greg F

 

 

Never Tear Us Apart:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping(?!) 14 places are David Goggin & Neil Osborne – honourable mentions go to Tom W-S (+10), Rich L (+10), Matthew M (+11) and Dan W (+10)

 

Mystify:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 13 places is Justin Corliss – dishonourable mentions go to Ben McK (-8), Chris D (-8), and Bijay L (-8)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Semi Final 2nd leg games kick off in Week 12!

 

Here’s how it is so far…

 

Ben McKeown  28 (3) – 42 (7)  Richard Hirst 

Andy Chesworth  18 (2) – 24 (4)  Lee Ford

 

 

Full fixtures, results & aggregate scores can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

 

 

PAS Cup 2022:

Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! Semi Final ties in Week 13!

 

Here’s the draw…

 

Chris Dixon v Mark Seels

Mike Krasnowski v Matthew Murphy

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

PAS Champions League 2022-23:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2022-23 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, the already sorted… Dave Crisp!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Lovin’ that plant power in Gloucestershire!

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 10 round up

“Let the train cause the pain…”

 

Touched By The Hand Of Cicciolina:

Usually I have to spend hours (HOURS!) thinking up clever, witty ways to break the news how the week was won, do actual research into who predicted what & source which last minute goal tipped the scales in whose favour…yep, it’s hard work over this side folks!

Well, I managed a week off this week as Richard Hirst 38 (6) absolutely walked it this week leaving his nearest rival a good 7 points in his wake! £20 coming your way Tricky – 96th minute consolation goals at MK Dons, eh?!!

 

ps – 4 bods got 30 points or more…

 

Wise Up! Sucker:

Innit ‘oribble when Mr 2-0 beats your weekly score after you’ve toiled & laboured for hours (HOURS!) when a simple default would’ve sufficed. The “default” got 23 points this week – that’s eleven more than me – hmmmppph!

Still, our man Down Under, Paul Carter 8 (0) did the decent thing and defaulted the blushes of Joanne McK

Bet his galahs are flaming though…

 

ps – 9 poor souls got zero correct scores

 

Correct Score of the Week:

We might as well change this game to “predict-a-XP Goals”…most popular score was Brentford’s 1-2 win at Watford – 24 of youse got that!

 

Four got the dull-all in Boscombe

Four more somehow stumbled on Man City 2 Liverpool 3 (how????)

Ben McK & Richard H thrilled at the thrilling MK Dons 2 Sheffield Wednesday 3

Martin S revelled in the schadenfreude of Arsenal’s poor poor show

Luke S revelled in the schadenfreude of Spurs being Spurs

Frankie F nabbed the form book upsetting Stoke 0 Bristol City 1

Gareth M lapped up the injury time joy of Sheff Utd 1 Reading 2

Reagon K was all over the Bank Holiday Monday 0-3 to the Bournemouth

Neil C celebrated the bore draw between Plymouth & Sunderland

Justin C got Huddersfield’s “Desmond” with QPR

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Norman Lee for his he’s-gonna-do-it-again-isn’t-he inspired, CR7 3 Norwich 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Frankie Fernandez was on “Bet of the Week” position 83rd in Week 9 so we asked her to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

The phone’s gone…

“I’m going for 3 draws cos “wins” are boring –
Palace-Chelsea
City – Liverpool
Hull – Cardiff”

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 83rd leaving it on £0.93 – ooops!

 

Damian H & Martin S are at 60th this week….first out the hat was Martin!

 

Mr S, I need your 3 team selection by Friday evening, please!

 

Need some of that northern soul sparkle mate…

 

 

Table News:

 

Can U Dig It?:

Ben Hogwood slides up 3 places to the summit, 5 points ahead of Simon Lindq, who in turn is four points clear of John N

 

No one crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

Def Con One.:

Patricia Fernandez is still bottom, but now only three points behind Tim P, who in turn is 1 point off Joanne McK

 

 

Everything’s Cool:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 21 places is Richard Hirst – honourable mentions go to Ben McK (+15), Charlie H (+11), and John J (+11)

 

Karmadrome:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Paul Carter – dishonourable mentions go to Lee T (-19), Rob C (-12), Ryan G (-11), and Tony M (-12)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Semi Final 1st leg games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Erm. Meh!

 

We had 1 successful joker! 2 away wins! And, 1 hammering!

One won their game with 38 points & one lost their game with 28 points!

 

All to play for then…sort’ve

 

 

Full fixtures, results & aggregate scores can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

 

 

PAS Cup 2022:

Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! Semi Final ties in Week 13!

 

Here’s the draw…

 

Chris Dixon v Mark Seels

Mike Krasnowski v Matthew Murphy

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

PAS Champions League 2022-23:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2022-23 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, Darlo’s “Mr Big”… Dom Webber!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

THAT semi final wasn’t that exciting…

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 9 round up

“Congrats Unai, you’ve passed your audition…what? Oh.”

 

Wet Dream:

Sorry, yes, I know, i’m very late AGAIN this week,  so i’ll cut to the chase…

Only five punters scored 30 points or more perfectly illustrating what a rubbish week it was.

One Swede (not a turnip!) took full advantage as the rest of us had a “fika moment” though, courtesy of the 93rd minute penalty for QPR at PNE. Those four points and made all the difference!

Simon Lindquist 39 (6), spending your second of the season £20 weekly prize on delights from the smorgasbord?!

 

Oh No:

Meanwhile, it was as equally abject at the other end of the table.

Twenty one players couldn’t break the 15 point marker and nine couldn’t muster a correct score.

It was a twin effort of maximum failure though this week, with Simon (not that one, this one) Lindsay and Greg Fleming 8 (0) begging for more at the soup kitchen of points…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Ugh…most popular score was Swansea’s 2-1 win over Derby– 26 of youse got that!

 

Seventeen banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt City & Liverpool

Nine landed on  the two-two in Dundee. The right side of Dundee…

6 were grateful for the 3-1 Jambo win over Hibs

Six more made us all green by happening upon St Mirren 0-4 Rangers

Bijay L believed in Hull. A 0-1 kinda belief…

Luke S nabbed the form book upsetting Everton 1 Man Utd 0

Anders H nailed Livingston 2 Motherwell 2

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Matt Worsfold for his you-look-neat-talk-about-a-treat inspired, Port Vale 3 Oldham 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Mark Seels was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 8 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

I think he got confused.

“Arsenal, Leeds & Burnley to finish in the Top 3 of the Grand National! Or, all to win…”
Arsenal – we’ve gone all Spursy
Leeds – they’ve gone all Barcy
Burnley – they’ve gone down..hopefully

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving it on £10.33 – shame.

 

Francesca Fernandez is at 83rd this week….

 

Frankie, I need your 3 team selection tomorrow, please!

 

If you don’t win i’m taking your phone off you for 78 days…

 

 

Table News:

 

Chaise Lounge:

Simon Lindquist springs 9 places to the top, 1 point ahead of John N, who in turn is four points clear of Neil M

 

One (!) crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

Ur Mum:

Patricia Fernandez stays rooted to the bottom, now ten points behind Tim P, who in turn is 3 points off Greg F…and Croydon wails.

 

 

Loving You:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 23 places is Ben McKeown – honourable mentions go to Ric P (+21), and Dan W (+10)

 

Piece of Sh*t:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places are Simon (not that one, this one) Lindsay & Chris Webber – dishonourable mentions go to David G (-13), Paul V (-11), Jack B (-10), and Simon B (-11)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Semi Final 1st leg games kick off in Week 10!

So, here’s the Semi Finals draw (no Frankie livestream again  – she’s STILL in bed…)

 

Ben McKeown v Richard Hirst

Andy Chesworth v Lee Ford

 

 

Full fixtures, results & aggregate scores can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

 

 

PAS Cup 2022:

Quarter Finals ties went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Dramatic!

 

We had 2 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker! 1 close games! 3 hammerings! And, 2 away wins!

One won their game with 22 points & one lost their game with 22 points!

 

Commiserations to the losers (the £20 should see you right though eh?!), but who went through to the semi-finals?!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Semi Finals draw coming soon!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

PAS Champions League 2022-23:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2022-23 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, “to rock a rhyme that’s right on time, it’s…” Richard Hirst!

 

And Another Thing:

I’m illin’ like Bob Dylan – not nice is it?

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’22 Week 8 round up

“Congrats Paddy, you’ve passed your final audition…”

 

Oh Yeah:

Sorry, yes, I know, i’m very late this week so i’ll cut to the chase…

Only eight punters scored 30 points or more this week so it was tight at the top.

One canary (in a goalmine!) flew highest though via the 99th & 90th minute goals at Coventry & Peterborough respectively. They combined to give him a whopping 13 points and made all the difference!

Ben Hogwood 38 (5) spending your £20 weekly prize on a delight from Delia?!

 

Both Ends Burning:

Meanwhile, it was equally as tight at the other end of the table.

Sixteen players could break the 15 point marker and seven couldn’t muster a correct score.

It was a triptych of abject failure though this week, with Jason (or is it Tony?) Morris, Rich Lee and my mum 11 (0) choking and gasping for air…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Scant…most popular score was Derby’s 1-0 win over PNE – 19 of us got that!

Six turned up Brighton 0 Norwich 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

5 nailed Coventry 2 Blackburn 2

Ben H & Reagon K somehow stumbled on Peterborough 0 Middlesbro 4 (how????)

Richard H & David G said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their Bournemouth 3 Bristol City 2

Dom W landed on  the two-two in Dundee. The wrong side of Dundee…

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Paul Carter for his I-predict-a-riot inspired, Luton 2 Millwall 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Ric Pardoe was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 7 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

We’re gonna build a statue of this lad!

Another full house from the Stockport Selector…

“I’ve backed these three with the remaining 97p in my William Hill (other money draining bookies are available) account…”
Mansfield to beat Northampton – nervy 1-0
Sunderland to beat Gillingham – very nervy 1-0, 95th minute winner!
Halifax to beat Wealdstone – Mr 2-0 was on it”

So, £10.62 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – whoop whoop!

 

Mark Seels is at 33rd this week….

 

Seelsy, I need your 3 team selection by Friday, please!

 

This is the “The Syndicate’s” game – can you be like Ric ?!

 

 

Table News:

 

Over You:

Pete Britton leaps 4 places to the top, 2 points ahead of Ben H, who in turn is four points clear of Simon B & John N

 

Two crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

Same Old Scene:

Patricia Fernandez stays bottom, now eight points behind Tim P, who in turn is 6 points off Will O…and Croydon weeps.

 

 

Dance Away:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping(!) 16 places is Chris Webber – honourable mentions go to Jazz S (+13), Chris D (+13), Pete H (+15), and Mark S (+11)

 

More Than This:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Rich Lee – dishonourable mentions go to Tony M (-15), Matthew M (-12), and Dan H (-10)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Quarter Final 2nd leg ties went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Dramatic!

 

We had 4 successful jokers! 2 close games! And, 1 away win!

One won their game with 19 points & two lost their games with 21 points!

 

Here are the 1st leg scores…but who went through to the semi-finals?!

 

Peter Morley 21 (1) – 26 (2) Ben McKeown

Lee Ford 22 (2) – 12 (0) Kate Slee

Richard Hirst 47 (6) – 21 (3) Lily Templeton

Andy Chesworth 27 (3) – 18 (2) George Triantafillou

 

 

Full fixtures, results & aggregate scores can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

 

 

PAS Cup 2022:

Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! Quarter Final ties in Week 9!

 

Here’s the draw…

Chris Dixon v John Jennings

Hira Yonzan v Mark Seels 

Matthew Murphy v Jack Buxton

Ben Hogwood v Mike Krasnowski  

 

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 9
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘22)

PAS Champions League 2022-23:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2022-23 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, the non bat head biting…Neil Osborne!

 

And Another Thing:

Manchester to Newport to Bristol to Cornwall to Bristol to Manchester to Peterborough to Manchester is a loooooong way….

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab