PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’23 Week 8 round up

 “Yes, away fan. You’re sitting all the way up there, man!”

 

 

 

 

Dreams Of Children:

A poor performing week with a ridiculous scrap at the top – so I’ll cut to the chase!

Only six people scored 30 points or more…

Greg F & Max M put in a fair shift but came up short (Greg will be fuming at that 91st minute goal at Kenilworth Road!).

Mike K walloped in the Brighton score only to be scuppered by Barnsley’s 5th in the 93rd minute.

Andy K lashed in the Man City score only to be undone by the 94th minute winner at Hartlepool.

Tom M was robbed by that Campbell goal at Luton…

So that left Neil Osborne 34 (5), rueing a 94th winner at Palace AND a 99th minute winner at Cardiff, but jumping for joy a la Jeff Stelling as that 94th minute Oliver Finney winner secured the £20 weekly prize!

 

After all that Neil, I bet you were as breathless as Roger at Wembley in ’78!

 

 

 

Funeral Pyre:

It really was a bonfire for the 35(!) of us who couldn’t score more than fifteen points this week.

Thirteen didn’t notch a correct score.

4 didn’t get a double figure tally!

 

Propping us all up this week was Simon Lindsay 8 (0) – mate, really hasn’t been a week to be Spurs has it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Just, no…most popular score was Forest’s 1-1 draw with Wolves – 18 of youse got that!

 

 

Nine obviously guessed Arsenal would beat Leeds 4-1

Danny B, Neil O & Matthew M had their secret prayers answered by the “Saints of Nil” for the stalemate at The Hawthorns

Danny B (again!), David G & Tom M turned up Hull 0 Rotherham 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

Paul C, Lee T & Andy B just knew Blackpool would score against Preston for a 3-1

Chris D, Mike K & Dan C bribed Dan & Dave to tinker with the PAS timelapse cog in the back end and waltzed off with Brighton 3 Brentford 3

Andy K & Justin C somehow stumbled on Man City 4 Liverpool 1 (how????)

Tim P nabbed the form book upsetting Kilmarnock 2 Hearts 1

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Sam Arora for his Emery-is-no-Dick inspired, Chelsea 0 Aston Villa 2!

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Dilip Adhikari was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 7 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

It was a no show – not a bratwurst!

So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – up & running!

 

 

Dilip Adhikari is at 33rd this week….wait! what?!

 

Herr A, I need your 3 team treble by Friday morning, please!

 

Surely you’ve read this far this week?!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

Precious:

Dan Wayman is still top, 13 points ahead of Paul C who, in turn, is eight points ahead of Paul F in third…

 

Three crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

Down In A Tube Station At Midnight:

Patricia Fernandez is still in last place, nine points behind Howard T who, in turn, is 13 points off Paul V

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty Green:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 32 places is Tom Morley – honourable mentions go to Andy K (+22), Chris D (+24), Mike K (+26), Max M (+25), Neil O (+24), and Greg F (+22).

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Bitterest Pill (I Ever Had To Swallow):

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places is Richard Hirst – dishonourable mentions go to Pawan GC (-17), Pete B (-15), Andy C (-16), Ric P (-16), Jason M (-15), and Jack B (-15)

 

 

 

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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2022/23:

 

Quarter Final 2nd leg games went ahead this week…

 

It. Was. Decisive!

 

We had 4 successful jokers! 2 hammerings! 1 close game! And, 1 draw!

 

One won their game with 17 points & erm, one lost their game with 15 points!

 

Congrats to those who made it through…you’re two legs from the Final!

 

Losing QFers, your prize money will be with you soon…

 

The Semi Finals draw will happen soon too.

 

 

Full draw, fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘23)

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2023:

Aaahhhh the magic of the Cup! Quarter Finals are on Week 9.

 

Here’s the draw…

 

Simon Buxton v George Triantafillou
John Nunns v Jack Buxton
Andy Kelly v Jazz Sian
Dan Wayman v Charlie Harris

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 9
Semi Finals – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘23)

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2023-24:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2023-24 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, a couple of our German contingent…Pawan GC & Reagon Karki!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Have you ever walked up the stairs to the top of the Baltic Centre when it’s baltic?

 

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab