“Pep said if I make myself really really small, those VAR lines won’t see me…heh heh heh.”
“F****d My Way To The Top”:
A bit like the football this weekend, most people won’t be happy with the outcome…
Ahem.
Six punters reached 30 or more points this week with old-skooler Ryan G revisiting the halcyon days of yore, Hira Y smashing in a couple of “last kick of the game” correct scores but ultimately falling short, Lily T cursing Leicester (I hear you Lily!) and Kate S being robbed by Dirty Leeds on Friday night…
That left <cough> one player out upfront who missed the first game and collected a correct score to set the tone for his weekend.
Dan Hogwood 40 (7) actually found time to do his scores this week and reaped the rewards by claiming the £20 weekly prize.
As a Board member, he was thoroughly put through the wringer by myself & Dave N, and honestly, we tried every technicality in the book to deny him the prize.
Not really through a sense of fairplay & transparency, more green-eyed jealousy that he came waltzing back after an age away and cleaned up leaving us in his wake.
Grrrrrrr.
“Well done” Dan, looking to forward to your annual review in a few weeks time…
The Sensational Seven
Assists
M. Joseph (Leeds) 90′
“Summertime Sadness”:
Meanwhile, back in the slog of the real world…
Nearly a quarter of the field scored 15 points or less this week with 5 people not registering a correct score between them.
And finally sadly, we had single digit returns.
Who?
Scott Harrison & Bijay Lama 9 (0) is who.
Boo hoo.
Correct Score of the Week:
It was raining late late goals…most popular score was Charlton’s 1-1 draw with Stockport – 30 of us got that!
Six were all over the 1-3 to the Villa at Fulham
Mike K, Matthew E & Greg F revelled in the schadenfreude of Luton’s late late show
Stephen P, Lily T & Dan H obviously guessed Spurs would beat West Ham 4-1
Neil M & Dickie H doffed a cap to St Johnstone’s 3-0 deconstruction of Ross County
Julian F & Damian W snaffled up the 5 points served up by Celtic & Aberdeen’s two-all draw
Ben McK & Hira Y felt Fergie vibes when that Jordan Ayew 98th minute goal secured a 9 pointer 2-3 at Southampton
Thomas S nabbed the form book upsetting Kilmarnock 1 Rangers 0
Damian W (again!) said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for his Motherwell 0 Dundee 1
Thomas S (again!) thanked the Lord for Danny Welbeck
However, this week’s best correct score, goes to Elliot Davy for his I’ll-see-your-90-minute-plus-goal-and-double-it-mate inspired, Dundee Utd 3 Hibs 2!
Bet of the Week:
Jonathas M was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 3 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.
And guess what?!
It was a “no-show”!
Well, he is a newbie…
So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – that’ll do!
Paul H, Chris D & Sam A are at 33rd this week…Chris Dixon was first out the hat!
Christophe, I need your 3 team selection by Friday lunchtime, please!
Another winner would be luvverly…
Table News:
“Money Power Glory”:
Hira Yonzan is up 4 places to top billing and goes 9 points ahead of Laura H who, in turn, is three points ahead of Olly O in third.
Four crashed the Top Ten.
“Born to Die”:
Bijay Lama falls two places to the bottom, 3 points adrift of Lee T, who, in turn, is 4 points behind Norman L…
“Happiness Is A Butterfly”:
Highest climber this week, up a whopping 62 places is Dan Hogwood – honourable mentions go to Lily T (+59), Kate S (+42), Ryan G (+40), Matt W (+35), Charlie H (+34), Peter M (+32), and Martin S (+30)
“Ultraviolence”:
Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 40 places is Scott Harrison – dishonourable mentions go to Simon Linds (-37), Tony M (-34), Predictz (-32), Andy C (-31), and Will O (-30).
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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2024/25:
Matchday 2 Group games went ahead this week…
It. Was. Erm. Interesting?
We had 6 successful jokers! 2 really successful jokers! 7 hammerings! 1 heartbreaker! And, 9 away wins!
One won their game with 13 points & 1 lost theirs with 25 points!
Still early doors people, early doors…
Full tables, fixtures & results can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks
Matchday 3 – Week 6
Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12
PAS Cup 2025:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2025 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the watertight…Simon Buxton!
And Another Thing:
Do you like the sparkling bright new colours?!
Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!
It’s bubbling up nicely at the moment…
PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: 38K3AA)
Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!
Wanna join?
Why?
Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.
Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.
We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…
Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!
Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])
Cheers,
Pab