PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’24 Week 11 round up

It’s Tottenham…

 

 

 

 

Staring At The Sun”:

As the end of the “Winter” season appears on the horizon, the less games played, the less stress for those in pole positions.

Couple that with outrageous results wrong footing most of us, and it gets even better for those who “have” over those who “have not” a clue points…

 

So it was a huge boost for those in the Top Ten as only 4 players scored over thirty points this week.

My mum (!), Harry H & Andy K all put in a shift but it was someone in the 93rd berth that went above and beyond to claim the £20 weekly prize.

 

Bijay Lama 40 (7) somehow magicked a majestic score from only 27 matches. Three x 5 pointers did most of the damage along with triple helping of added on time goals. And, it could have been even more emphatic if it were not for Motherwell & <gulp> Spurs with late late goals taking the cherry off the icing on the cake…

 

One up on Hira eh, B?!

 

 

The Sensational Seven

 

Assists

B. Anderson (90’+5 pen) – Kilmarnock

D. Ouattara (90’+5) – Bournemouth

B. De Cordova-Reid (90’+1) – Leicester

 

 

 

Crying”:

A third of the field suffered the ignominy of scoring fifteen points or less this week.

Yeah, it was another one of those weeks…

 

A dearth of correct scores but only 3 PASers failed to register a correct score.

Of those, two didn’t make double figures.

 

Pete Clarke & Lee Taylor 9 (0) will surely blame the mulled wine? Is that still a “thing”?!

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Scant…most popular score was Bournemouth’s late late 1-2 win at Ipswich – 28 of us got that!

 

Twenty one got Celtic’s 3 goal demolition of Hibs

14 were all over the 0-3 to Rangers

Fourteen more nailed Leicester 2 Brighton 2

7 got West Brom’s “Desmond” with Sheffield United

Bijay L & Luke S turned up Lincoln City 0 Charlton Athletic 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

Patricia F & Hira Y said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for their Crystal Palace 2-2 Man City

 

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Matthew Eadie for his my-brother-Darren-knows-the-VAR-mob-and-this-was-pencilled-in-for-one-all-draw inspired, Fulham 1 Arsenal 1!

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Dan C was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 10 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

It was a no show!

 

 

Actually, current form on here is shocking so he probably did us a favour…

 

 

 

So, £3 is added to “Bet of the Week” slot 60th leaving it on £9.18 – that should get you pint!

 

Simon Buxton is at 45th this week…

 

Si, I need your 3 selections by Friday lunchtime, please!

 

Let’s have a good ‘un mate…pretty please?

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

 

Golden Age”:

Hira Yonzan remains top, stretching his lead to (an absolutely insurmountable?) 21 points ahead of Ben H who, in turn, is three points ahead of Ryan G in third.

 

One crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

Wolf Like Me”:

Leo Clarke is still fighting the good fight and is now only 2 points adrift of Stephen P, who, in turn, is 2 points behind Lee T…

 

 

 

 

 

Province”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 26 places is Andy Kelly – honourable mentions go to H Hopper (+24), Matthew E (+19), David G (+18), Simon Lindq (+19), and Bijay L (+25).

 

 

 

 

Happy Idiot”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places are Pete Clarke & Matthew Stafford – dishonourable mentions go to Dan H (-13), Mark S (-12), Neil O (-11), Nick H (-11), Justin C (-12), Dave C (-12), Matt W (-14) and Roshan T (-13).

 

 

 

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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2024/25:

 

Matchday 6 Group games kick off in Week 12!

 

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!

 

It could make all the difference…

 

 

Full tables, fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2025:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2025 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, the magnesium powered…Jack Buxton!

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

State of Theo Walcott…

 

 

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league!

There’s allsorts going off! Yeah, that good…

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: 38K3AA)

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 97th minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

 

 

Cheers,

 

 

Pab