PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 6 round up

“remember the name…”

Brass In Pocket”:

Big big scoring week this week people!

If you didn’t score 30 points or more, that’s you left looking up at 32 others – yep, it was that kinda week!

Big correct score tallies too – four bods weighed in with 7 each and three of those smashed through the 40 point barrier.

Woooo!

Two ex-prolific ex-champs (CL & League respectively) got 8 correct scores each and pushed hard for the weekly prize.

Alas, just like Spurs, Gareth M & Jazz S just fell short of former glories as ex-pat Scouser Mark J Brown 46 (8) stole in to take the weekly £20 and, record the new season high for a weekly score for good measure!

Save it for a Greggs fiesta next time you’re back eh, Marcus!   : )

Thing is though, is it ironic he has Stevie G to thank after that 92nd minute goal secured his win?

 

Back On The Chain Gang”:

Under 20 points this week?

Yep?

Well, that’s you and 14 other unfortunates who really really felt it this week.

Hira Y really felt it as he was the only person not to get a correct score!

But he still wasn’t the week’s worst…

Despite Frankie F putting in another abject performance, even she couldn’t save the blushes of Mike Krasnowski 13 (1).

Sullied.

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Well, well, well…most popular score was Man Utd’s last minute 1-2 win at Bournemouth– 34 of us got that!

Twenty one got the 3-1 Chelsea win over C Palace

12 got Derby’s 3-1 win over Birmingham City

Seven got the five point 3-1 that was Everton v Brighton

5 got the dull-all at the Britannia Stadium

Matt W, Andy C & Norman L nailed Wolves 2 Spurs 3

Mark J B & Reagon K just knew Hull would score against WBA for a 1-0

And…

No one got a unique correct score!

A first…I think!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

Bry D was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 5 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

We won! Again!

 

Leicester – yep (never in doubt was it!)

Swansea– nope (Rotherham??!)

Sunderland – yep (lucky Black Cats!)

 

So, £3.08 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th –  decent!

 

Jerry S, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Pressure…

 

 

Table News:

 

Talk Of The Town”:  Neil Osborne stays top but now only 9 points ahead of Richard Hi, who in turn is 2 points ahead of Jack B in third.

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

Stop Your Sobbing”:  Francesca Fernandez stays rock bottom now nine points behind Rich L who in turn is 1 point off Patricia F…

 

 

Don’t Get Me Wrong”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 44 places is Mark J Brown – honourable mentions go to Joe S (+35), Gareth M (+34), Andy F (+33), Dave C (+24), Rowan M (+22), Mark P (+21) and Kyle B (+20)

 

I Go To Sleep”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 25 places is Predictz – dishonourable mentions go to Danny A (-22), Justin C (-22), Joe M (-19), Nick H (-19), Chris B (-19), Pete B (-18) and Jamie S (-17)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 3 Group games went ahead this week…

It was really exciting!

 

We had 15 successful jokers! 5 hammerings! 2 close games! And, 9 away wins!

 

One won their game with 18 points & 2(!) lost their games with 33 points!

 

Erm, early doors people, early doors…actually, it’s not is it (gulp)

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the Belfast Red…Neil Templeton!

 

 

And Another Thing:

All the payments have come in – bar one.

Rowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

95.6% correctly predicted a Rangers away win!
21.5% predicted a Newcastle home win!
1% thought Man City would draw!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 5 round up

Just in case they want to swap scarves…

Everything Counts”:

Sometimes there are no last minute twists that win you a week.

Sometimes you just grind it out and sit there sweating for 21 minutes praying another goal doesn’t ruin an absolute pearler of a prediction…

It was really tight this week (well, for most…) – only 9 bods posted more than 30 points whilst vast swathes were deep into the twenties.

Hapless Alex R rallied with 5 correct scores and was joined there by Olly O, Norman L, James C and our own Dave N (ahem!).

But 32 or 33 points just didn’t cut it as the braggadocio that announced his debut chat on our ever entertaining What’s App group (have you joined yet?) was matched by a swaggering 10 pointer only a current champion can pull off!

Yep, the big Geordie Stephen Peaston 36 (4) roared back into the mix to plunder this week’s £20 courtesy of a game with 6 goals that managed to not produce another in its last quarter!

Mad.

 

Just Can’t Get Enough”:

Put it this way. I had enough. Too much.

Have you tried Super Bock Stout? How about Porto’s finest “wine”? I won’t even tell how many pastel de natas I put away either.

I put my pathetic score down to jet lag.

Actually, train lag.

The 8am Saturday morning one from Lisboa to Oporto.

Oh, and the Sagres. And the frango. And the octopus hot dogs. AND, the dizziness of 12 wins on the bounce…

Paul Vinson 13 (0), what was your excuse?

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

*Hic*…most popular score was Man Utd’s 2-1 win over Everton– 30 of youse got that!

Fourteen got the dull-all at St Mary’s

7 got Watford’s 3-0 deconstruction of Huddersfield

Five got Millwall 3 Ipswich 0

4 got Birmingham’s 3-1 win over Sheff Wed

Dave N, Jazz S & Reagon K were all over the Scottish League Cup 0-3 to the Celtic

Richard Hu & John K got the two-two in London. The wrong right side of London…

Gary B & Joe M got Chelsea’s thrashing of Burnley

Stuart F & Debbie L got the thrilling Liverpool 4 Cardiff 1

Neil O & James C got the ding dong derby on the Fylde coast

Norman L made us all green by happening upon Fulham 0-3 Bournemouth

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Best Correct Score of the Season, goes to Stephen Peaston for his I-am-the-current-champion-so-beware inspired, Sheff Utd 4 Wigan 2!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

Mark J B was on “Bet of the Week” position 65th in Week 4 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

We won!

 

Liverpool – yep (never in doubt was it!)

Hearts v Celtic draw– nope (hmmmmmm….)

Chelsea – yep (even without Hazard!)

 

So, £1.12 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th –  welllll, it’s a start!

 

Bry Derbyshire, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! “Pressure, coming down on me…”

 

 

 

Table News:

 

A Question Of Time”:  Neil Osborne stays top stretching his lead to 17 points ahead of Ryan G, who in turn is 2 points ahead of Richard Hi in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

Useless”:  Francesca Fernandez stays bottom now six points behind Rich L who in turn is 2 correct scores off Patricia F…

 

Walking In My Shoes”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 37 places is Stephen Peaston (jeez, he’s done the treble!) – honourable mentions go to Dave N (+33), Olly O (+22), Joe M (+22), Jason M (+19), James C (+19), Steve M (+16) and Kate S (+15)

 

Behind The Wheel”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 27 places is Moi – dishonourable mentions go to Clare T (-22), Jerry S (-21), Justin C (-21), Greg F (-20), Nathan T (-19), Paul C (-19) and Peter M (-18)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 3 Group games next week…

 

If you’ve got a “joker” to play – play it!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 3 – Week 6
Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the can’t qualify anyway…Predictz!

 

 

And Another Thing:

All the payments have come in – bar one.

Actually two. Still!

Rowan/Gary – enough with the IOUs!

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

100% of people predicted a Liverpool win!
92% thought Arsenal would get to “12”!
44% thought Boro v Derby would be a draw – and it was!
Colchester v Lincoln split everyone evenly between a home win, draw or away win!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 4 round up

THE highlight of the weekend…

 

Ooh La La”: I’ll get this out the way early doors – TEN!!!!

Anyway, one person who was loving a nine this week was Justin C – he smashed in two massive predictions with a total of five goals in each!

But was it enough?

Well, no. Obv.

12 people scored 30 points or more this week and coming out toppermost was beaming Gooner Rob Currin 41 (7)!

Pipping Justin by 3 points Roberto has Preston’s 93rd minute equaliser at Hull, Everton’s late two goal salvo v Palace and St Johnstone’s 92nd minute goal at Motherwell to thank for the £20 weekly prize!

Well done Rob, i’ll give you that “score” in euros at the game in Lisbon tomorrow   : )

 

 

Fly Me Away”: A crippling week for some, especially the 14 bods who scored no more than 15 points.

Shezan J flopped with 11 (1)

Rowan M drooped to 11 (0)

But Julian Fernandez 9 (0) was most deflated this week as he keeps the family trait of worst scores going this season.

No doubt being kind giving Frankie the week off…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Absolute scenes…most popular score was Arsenal’s 3-1 over Leicester– 37 of youse got that!

Nine got the 5 goal demolition of Burnley

8 got the five point 2-2 that was Chelsea-Man Yoo

5 got the dull-all at Huish Park

Four got the thrilling Celtic 4 Hibs 2

Greg F, Justin C & Hira Y got very annoying last minute spoiling Hamilton 1 Rangers 4

Neil C made us all green by happening upon Wolves 0 Watford 2

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Rob Currin for his I’ve-done-the-weekly-double inspired, Reading 3 Millwall 1!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We’ve changed it up!

Neil T was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 3 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

We lost!

Boo hiss.

 

Man City – in (even if they did cheat!)

Newcastle – out (he said it was a risk…and it was!)

Wolves – out (no one saw that coming…)

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th –  ho hum…

 

Mark J Brown, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Pressure…

 

 

 

Table News:

 

Utopia”:  Neil Osborne stays top but now a big 10 points ahead of Ben H, who in turn is 3 points ahead of Richard Hi in third.

 

One crashed the Top Ten.

 

I Wanna Life”:  Francesca Fernandez stays bottom two points behind Stuart F who in turn is 3 points off Alex R…

 

Rocket”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 55 places is Rob Currin (jeez, he’s done the treble!) – honourable mentions go to Justin C (+49), Arthur H (+37), Ric P (+29), John K (+29), Tim P (+22), Brett A (+21) and Neil M (+20)

 

A&E”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 33 places is Shezan Juma – dishonourable mentions go to Rowan M (-28), Stephen P (-28), Julian F (-26), Mark S (-26), Nick H (-24), Andy S (-24) and George T (-22)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 2 Group games went ahead this week…

It. Was. Exciting! (for most)

 

We had 12 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker! 6 hammerings! 2 heartbreakers! 1 close game! And, 11 away wins!

 

One won their game with 15 points & 1 lost their game with 26 points! (yep, that was me – grrrrrr!)

 

Early doors people, early doors…

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 3 – Week 6
Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is a menage a trois of…The Templetons & Predictz!

 

 

And Another Thing:

All the payments have come in – bar one.

Yes. One.

You, Rowan…oh, and you Blackburne!

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

Only 11% of people saw the Bournemouth draw whilst 87% thought it would be a home win
A whopping 99% of predictions were for Man City and Liverpool to win – sure thing!
Almost 50% of people saw the Hull v Preston draw coming!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 3 round up

“Yep, Armenia v Gibraltar affected today’s attendance…” (pic: Daniel Vinson)

 

Radio Tokyo”: Did you experience the rollercoaster ride that is “International Week”?

Did the “ups” outweigh the “downs”?

Personally, I was head first into oblivion with a disastrous 6 point opening salvo only to whipped round a corner to a 5 correct score high soon after…the dip to the finish was a lot easier after that.

So, thirty five people scored 30 points or more this week meaning the benchmark was very high indeed – current champion Stephen P & habitual CL botherer Gareth M both notched up 40 points and Debbie L had something of an epiphany racking up a whacking 43 points!

Yeah, it was that kinda week.

However, thanks to either a dubious decision chalking off a Dzeko goal, or a late late Finnish finish or a Biraghi goal breaking Polish hearts in the 92nd minute, Neil Osborne 45 (9) is this week’s winner!

A well deserved £20 winging it’s way to you Neil.

Psssst! Neil, you’ll be pleased to hear there’s another international week coming up soon mate!  : )

 

Negative Space”: Did you nosedive from the start and never recover?

15 players scored less than 20 points this week – were you involved?

Well,

Four unfortunates didn’t even manage a correct score.

David G only got 14 (0)

Hmmmmm…

Ultimately, my little girl Frankie Fernandez 10 (0) really suffered from not studying the form(!) this week and was banned from asking unicorns for advice ever again as a consequence…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

I actually got amongst it this week…most popular score was France’s 2-1 win over Germany – 28 of youse got that!

23 got the Luxembourg 3 goal demolition of San Marino

Seven got the thrilling Kazakhstan 4 Andorra 0

5 obviously guessed Kosovo would beat Malta 3-1

Four made us all green by happening upon Gibraltar 2-1 Liechtenstein

Four more were all over the 9 pointer, 2-3 to the Eng-er-land

Pete B & Shezan J got the dull-all in Dublin

Clare T & Julian F got the bore draw between Croatia & England

Martin S & Tony M got Russia 0 Sweden 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there

Jamie S & Simon Linds just knew Liechtenstein would score against Macedonia for a handsome 4-1

Debbie L & Hira Y believed in Portugal. A 2-3 kinda belief…

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Correct Score of the Season, goes to Patricia Fernandez for her history-in-the-making inspired, Armenia 0 Gibraltar 1!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We changed it up!

Shezan J was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 2 so we asked him to provide three results for our “trixie” £3 bet.

And guess what?!

We won!

Here’s to many more…

 

Hungary to win in Greece – nope (that ex-Fulham fella saw to that…)

Belgium to beat Switzerland – yep (Romelu on the case!)

Ireland to draw with Denmark – yep (the best 0-0 ever…for us!)

 

So, £3.25 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd –   : )

 

Neil Templeton, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! Pressure on!

 

 

Table News:

 

Static Resistance”:  Ben Hogwood is joined at the summit by Neil Osborne, both 11 points ahead of Jack B in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

Shortcomings”:  Oh! Francesca Fernandez goes down five places to the bottom of the table two points behind Alex R who in turn is 2 points off Stuart F…

 

Each Time We Pass”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 55 places is Debbie Lee – honourable mentions go to Stephen P (+51), Gareth M (+45), Jason M (+36) and Yours Truly (+36)

 

On Leaving”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 40 places is Justin Corliss – dishonourable mentions go to Tim P (-39), Ric P (-36), Howard T (-32), Mike K (-32) and Danny N (-30)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 2 Group games next week…

 

If you’ve got a “joker” to play – play it!

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 2 – Week 4
Matchday 3 – Week 6
Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is Stalybridge’s finest …Danny Ashworth!

 

And Another Thing:

All the payments have come in – bar one.

Yes. One.

You, Rowan…

 

 

+++Statto Corner+++

6% of predictors thought Israel would beat Scotland 2-1!

0 people thought Holland would beat Germany 3-0!

91% correctly predicted Belgium would beat Switzerland!

Erm, i’m 100% not very good at being statto – Dave/Dan, I need help!

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 2 round up

“Riyad, see that row with Z on it? It went above there…” (pic: Neil Meredith)

 

Blue Eyes”:

So I’ll get the sob story out the way early doors – I got the most results right this week without a single correct score – waaaaaah! If you were part of our ever entertaining What’s App group, you’ll be all too familiar with my woes…

But before you mock though, only 28 people scored more than 20 points in Week 2 – so there!

Anyway,

Five scored 30 points or more * gritted teeth emoji *

Nick W produced an inspired late late debut performance, Matt W pushed on from his cracking best correct score from last week and Ben H celebrated another fine weekly total – all notching a very creditable 31 points.

After smashing in 9 points from the game where I was waiting on 10 (see below), Richard Hirst 32 (4) sneaked away with the £20 prize all thanks to Alexis Sanchez actually scoring.

In the last minute.

Meh.

“Tricky” must have been happy as a clam what with Forest beating Boro too! Aye Karanka!

 

Well done young man (said in a ‘Pools accent)

 

Kennedy”:

Gawd! Can you imagine not getting a correct score and failing to beat a 10 year old girl who puts as much effort into her scores as a millennial does looking up from their phone?

 

Frankie Fernandez got 10 (0)

 

So did Sam Arora, Will Oppong, Alex Rossi & Andy Fowler.

 

Our Famous Five spared the blushes of Nick H, Peter M, Paul V, Bill P and Mr 2-0 (lolz) who all scrambled a correct score-less eleven points!

 

Think Jose’s “little finger” may have been pointed in your direction…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

 

I despair, I really do…most popular score was Killy’s 1-2 win at Dundee – 20 of youse got that!

 

16 got the 0-3 Chelsea (Morata stealing) win over Southampton (yep, I had 0-2…)

 

Ten got the thrilling WBA 4 Reading 1 (yep, I had 4-2…)

 

4 obviously guessed Rangers would beat Hearts 3-1 (yep, I had 2-1…)

 

Darren McC & Dave C got Birmingham 2 Rotherham 1 (yep,….)

 

Matt W & Mike K got the very nice 9 points courtesy of Aberdeen 4 St Mirren 1

 

Gareth M nailed Brighton 1 West Ham 0

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Clare Templeton for her I-see-through-the-Sky-hype inspired, Liverpool 0 Man City 0! Jesus!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

We changed it up!

Charlie H was on “Bet of the Week” position 11th in Week 1 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 bet.

And guess what?!

We lost!

Not the most auspicious of starts again then eh?!

 

Tranmere to win at Morecambe – tick (after much late drama!)

Burnley to beat Huddersfield – cross (they let Huddersfield SCORE??!)

Livingston to win at Motherwell – crosser… (against 10 men as well!)

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th –   : (

 

Shezan J, you’re up next! I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! No pressure…

 

Table News:

 

Silver Shorts”:  Ben Hogwood moves up 1 place to go 9 points ahead of Richard H who in turn is one correct score ahead of Julian F in third.

 

Loads crashed the Top Ten.

 

Brassneck”:  Ooops! Sam Arora goes down four places to the bottom of the pile one point behind Alex R who in turn is 1 point off Patricia F…

 

Flying Saucer”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 56 places is Howard Thomas – honourable mentions go to Mike K (+47), Nick W (+39), Pete B (+36), Norman L (+35), Neil B (+34), Nathan T (+33) and Chris B (+31)

 

Falling”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 41 places is Will Oppong – dishonourable mentions go to Andy F (-38), Peter M (-37), Mr 2-0 (-33), Kate S (-32) and Jerry S (-32)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

Matchday 1 Group games went ahead this week…

It. Was. Erm. Exciting?

 

We had 15 successful jokers! 4 hammerings! 2 heartbreakers! 1 close game! 1 draw!! And, 7 away wins!

Two won their game with 14 points & 1 lost theirs with 20 points!

 

Early doors people, early doors…

 

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 2 – Week 4
Matchday 3 – Week 6
Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play.

Currently sneaking the last spot is the relieved Wigan Red…Martin Stafford!

 

And Another Thing:

Nearly all the payments have come in – thanks!

Stragglers, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me name & shame you!

Yes, you four at the back!

Yes. You Rowan.

And you Mark J.

As for you League Champion…

and, I can still see you there too Steve M!

 

+++Statto Corner+++

87% of predictors thought Swansea would beat Ipswich!

2 people thought Southampton would get a result against Chelsea!

98% correctly predicted Spurs would beat Cardiff – two people thought it would be a draw!

23% nailed the Dundee 1 Kilmarnock 2 correct score!

Only one “tree” predicted a Forest away win!

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some more good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…and don’t dare mention “fantasy” stuff!

 

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

 

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Winter ’18 Week 1 round up

“Oooh you are awful…”

 

Gold & A Pager:

I did my scores from a position of excellent preparation, plenty of research and a knowing that it’d be a week that would go as it should be…

Ahem.

So apologies for the lateness of this update – i’ve been in shock. And in Dublin. And in pubs…

Anyway, quite a lot of you clearly knew what I didn’t.

Best of the bunch?

Jack Buxton 43 (7) deftly manoeuvred in front of the other 3 people to score forty points or more this week thanks to a Sturridge wonder goal & a Sakho forearm!

Those late twists nicely bookending the Week 1 theme!

If you got 30 points or more this week, you were one of 17 – I doff my cap, you jammy…

 

So, congrats Jack, £20 winging it’s way back to you ASAP – always the best week to win innit!

 

 

88:

Did you score 20 points + this week?

Wow, I’m in awe…

25 of us couldn’t manage more than 19 points this week.

Shocking.

Not as shocking as Senor Sanchez though eh?! Nacho has scored more goals than him since he left <smiley face>

One Gooner feeling a bit “Alexis” though is Dave Crisp 13 (1).

He crashed to the bottom this week, but he did have the equally hapless Daniel Vinson for company though…

Tut tut Danny boy!

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

It’s gonna be one of those season’s again…most popular score was Bristol City’s 1-1 draw with Villa – 29 of youse got that!

10 got the five-pointer 2-2 between Blackburn & Forest

7 got the 3-1 for Kilmarnock v Motherwell

4 got the very nice 9 points courtesy of PNE 2 WBA 3

Neil B, Rowan M & Shezan J got the 3 goal demolition of Fulham (by Everton)

Darren McC & Richard Hu got the two all draw between Rotherham & Stoke

Olly O & Andy F nailed Swansea 3 QPR 0

Paul V & Norman L both benefitted from Brentford 2 Reading 2

Simon B pulled a plum with Livingston 1-0 Rangers

Andy F (again!) just knew Derby wouldn’t score at Bolton

Howard T got the 4th “Desmond” of the season – Birmingham v Ipswich

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Matt Worsfold for his cor-blimey-guvnor-apples-n-pears inspired, West Ham 3 Man Utd 1! Blindin’!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, we’ve failed epically in the last few seasons on this – actually, we’ve always failed.

So!

This year we’re changing it up!

Whoever is on the “Bet of the Week” position for the following week will be asked to provide a treble selection so we can place the allocated £3 for the bet.

The winnings will stay on that slot and collected by the lucky person residing there at the end of Week 13.

Got that? No?!

OK.

The person on 11th will make the selections for Week 2, the person on 33rd in Week 2 will make the selections for Week 3,the person on 45th in Week 3 will make the selections for Week 4 and the person on 65th in Week 4 will make the selections for Week 5 and back round again to 11th…yeah?!

Good.

So, Darren McCarthy, Charlie Harris & Scott Harrison are all in joint 11th, but Charlie Harris was 1st out the hat.

Charlie, I need your 3 team treble by Friday please! No pressure then…

 

 

 

Table News:

It’s Week 1 – it is what it is! Click here for the full table

Please be aware we may lose some players but we may gain some – so if you know anyone out there who wants to get involved, put them in touch! It’s never too late…and we’re really close to that magical 100 player benchmark, so go get ’em people!

 

PAS Champions League Group Stages 2018/19:

Starts next week! Matchday 1 fixtures can be found here

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 1 – Week 2
Matchday 2 – Week 4
Matchday 3 – Week 6
Matchday 4 – Week 8
Matchday 5 – Week 10
Matchday 6 – Week 12

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2019 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is …quite a few people actually!

 

And Another Thing:

Nearly all the payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me chase you!

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’18 Final Table round up

Merci”:

An old skool PASer who had been away for some seasons came back into the fold just recently – and how that decision has paid off!

He even had the audacity to claim he was a “newbie” given his hiatus was even longer than…erm, Sunderland in Div 1?!

It was a close, compacted, confusing season – whilst Man City smashed their way to the title with certainty & consistency, our champion coughed & spluttered through just like the rest of us.

Anyone could’ve won it this season.

Little Frankie clocked up more correct scores than the champion and she finished 41st.

She’s 9 and bases all her scores around 1-1 unless “one team is clearly better than the other one…”

Yep, I’ve taken note…

So…

Our “Spring” champ started just outside the Top Ten in 11th (who did win Week 1 again?!!), climbed to 2nd, stayed there for another week, before dropping to fourth in Week 4 – then a “yo-yo” few weeks saw residency in 15th, 10th & 18th as we reached the halfway point.

This low point was met with a push into the Top Ten at 6th in Week 8, before dropping down to 8th a week later.

More yo-yoing?

Nah.

From hitting the summit in Week 9 it was a stubborn stay to the end!

So, be upstanding lords, ladies & gents and doff your caps to Stephen Peaston 348 (42) – He. Is. A. Winner!

Jimmy Nail, Wor Jackie, Nadine Shah, Brendan Foster, Cheryl Tweedy, Rowan Atkinson & Jill Halfpenny, your bairn done canny good! Whack that on a stottie, pet!

SRP won with an impressive 16 point lead over last season’s wooden spoonist, Dan Hogwood, in second place. The “brains of PAS” finished four points ahead of PAS CL finalist Simon Buxton in third place.  

Jack Buxton was only 2 points behind his old man in 4th…

Just one point further back, Kyle Beale reflects on a fine season “feel good buzz” by finishing in fifth spot with Scott Harrison & double Cup finalist, Rowan Marriott pushed into joint 6th virtue of only 3 correct scores!

Continuing a rich seam of prize-winning form, PAS Cup finalist Alex Taylor scooped 8th place only 5 points shy of joint 6th and ending up just 4 correct scores ahead of Richard Hirst in 9th.

Tricky claimed the “Top Dog of The Syndicate” title for the season just edging out perennial prize botherer Jason Morris by 5 correct scores in 10th…

 

 

“Arsene”: Just 14 points & 49 places separated our new champion from Debbie Lee 243 (23) in Week 1!

Actually, that’s quite a lot thinking about it…

Ms Lee never really recovered from there though, up to 59th, back to 60th & then hitting a peak in Week 4 at 55!

A slip down to 70th followed, a slight rally in Week 7, before the slow descent in the 80s culminated on 89th in Week 11.

And there she would’ve stayed, as my mum was hell bent on getting another ornament for her wall!

But Debbie had other ideas, as she slipped to 90th in Week 12 before securing the wooden spoon in the final week.

So, Patricia F, Neil C & Brett A made gallant efforts over the season to save Debbie’s blushes, but…

 

Spot Prizers

OK, YOU have finished on these positions AND you HAVE won those prizes!

Arthur Harrison on 11th, Jerry Storer on 12th, Dave Crisp on 17th, Predictz on 24th, Ryan Graves & Pete Britton on 27th, Rich Lee on 31st, Tony Morris on 33rd, Mr 2-0 & Harry Hopper on 39th, Howard Thomas on 42nd, Darren McCarthy on 45th, Jamie Sellers on 49th, Simon Lindquist on 51st, John Jennings on 57th, Rich Walsh on 65th, Neil Osborne on 66th, Neil Templeton on 71st, Gareth Morgan on 78th, Mike Krasnowski & Sam Arora on 83rd, Patricia Fernandez on 90th & Neil Critchlow on 91st.

click here to view the full table & to see how much you won! 

 

*** all prize money will be winging its way over this week (less your PAS World Cup ’18 entry fee) – promise! ***

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Oh! And…

Congratulations to Shezan Juma for sneaking the last spot for entry to PAS World Cup ’18.

The Top 32 have qualified and the big draw will take place very soon (Frankie is talking about a live Instagram thingy or something…)

Oh.

Breaking news!

Predictz finished in the Top 32. And they’re not “real”, so if you finished in 33rd… yer in!

More breaking news!

If you qualified for the PAS World Cup, you’ve also qualified for next season’s PAS Champions League Group Stages!

Woo!

and

Yeah!

 

PAS Cup 2018

The final between Rowan Marriott & Alex Taylor is well underway & “Part Two” was on Saturday just gone!

The current score with 4 games remaining is –

Rowan Marriott 39 (1) – 38 (4)  Alex Taylor

 

PAS Champions League 

The final between Rowan Marriott (yeah, him again..) & Simon Buxton is well underway & concludes with “Part Two” on May 26th 2017

The current score with 4 games & “part two”remaining is –

 

Rowan Marriott 20 (1) – 20 (2)  Simon Buxton

 

 

Other little bits 

Pete Britton picked up an additional £10 each for getting the Best Weekly Score of the Season in Week 8 –  48 (8)

 

Yours Truly picked up £9 for getting the Best Correct Score of the Season by guessing – Man City 2 Man Utd 3.

 

 

Plaudits

Thanks again to all for taking time and bothering to enter, we couldn’t do it without you!

And a final big thank you to Dave N Dan H for providing all the behind the scenes techky stuff to enable another great (relatively glitch free!) season…check the new “feel” on the site! Apparently, it’s absolutely mint now for mobile users…nope, me neither.

See you in a few weeks, 


Pab

 

And Another Thing

 It’s the World Cup – start getting excited!!

PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’18 Week 13 round up

 
“Football. Bloody hell…”

 

Venus In Furs:

Ooops, just a bit late this week – blame Arsené.

I was waving goodbye to him last night at Leicester and didn’t get back til late – blame the East Midlands.

Anyway, it was quite an unremarkable PAS week considering only 3 people managed more than 30 points!

Jerry S & Martin S went close but they couldn’t halt debut kid Daniel Vinson 35 (7) who did his Dad proud by recouping double on his entry fee.

Yep. That’s right, £20.

If your Dad lets you keep that extra tenner Daniel, do the right thing and enter the PAS World Cup in June, yeah?

 

Black Angel’s Death Song:

Probably wishing they were late this week, are the 18 bods who couldn’t rustle up more than 15 points this week.

Norman L only got 9.

Peter Morley & Mike Krasnowski 8 (0) went one better to hold hands in the last “shame” of the season…

* blushing face emoji *

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Ouch…most popular score was Palace’s 1-2 win at relegated Stoke– 23 of us got that!

Twenty two just knew Hearts would score against Celtic for a 1-3

Julian F, Martin S & Jerry S got the notvery annoying last minute pleasing WBA 1 Spurs 0

Predictz & John K nailed Ipswich 2 Middlesbrough 2

Neil C saw his typo come good on the game at Leicester

Daniel V got the dull-all at Pittodrie

Rowan M obviously guessed The Blades would beat Bristol City 2-3

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to David Goggin for his last-best-score-of-the-season inspired, Derby 4 Barnsley 1!

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 odd of you who entered predictions…

 

And guess what?! Yep, you guessed. Again.

 

47.89% Watford v Newcastle – duh!

42.25% Sheff Wed v Norwich – doh!

41.25% Bristol City v Sheff U  – done!

 

So, £0 remains on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th… it’s over folks, but we will be back with a new idea!

 

 

 

Table News:

 

One crashed the Top Ten.

 

All Tomorrow’s Parties”:  

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 23 places, is Martin Stafford – honourable mentions go to Ben H (+18), Kate S (+15), Daniel V (+15) and Moi (+11)

 

What Goes On:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places, is Norman Lee – dishonourable mentions go to Clare T (-14), Paul S (-14), Sam C (-13), Pete B (-13) and Howard T (-13)

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

 

Alex Taylor  v Rowan Marriott  

 

Two-part final, the showcase being Chelsea v Man Utd.

 

You will be updated on the progress & full result…

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – “part one” May 10th – May 28th
Final – “part two” May 19th

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

 

Simon Buxton  v Rowan Marriott  

 

Two-part final, the showcase being Liverpool v Real Madrid.

 

You will be updated on the progress & full result…

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Final – “part one” May 10th – May 28th
Final – “part two” May 26th

 

 

And Another Thing: Thank you very much for taking part in another fab season – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon.

June, actually.

Make a note as you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders from, erm, now onwards…

It’s The PAS World Cup!!!

And it’s only a tenner to enter! (£7.50 for some – read the rules!)

 

 

Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve made us amazing

Well, bar my ubiquitous glitches obv…

 

 

Prize Money Update  – League, Cup & CL prize money will be paid out at the end of the season.

So don’t worry, PPI hasn’t got your winnings – I have!

 

 

That’s it for this season! Well, nearly….full season update to follow…

 

When the season ends!

 

 

Mwwahhhhahaha…

 

 

Cheers,
Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’18 Week 12 round up

 “Classy…”

 

The Girl Who Wanted To Be God:

As our PAS season draws to a close it’s proving to be the closest one ever, so much so, that we were considering a Sky Sports style “ticker” to give out live scores during Week 13!

Yeah, that exciting!

And we were all going to wear yellow ties too…

In keeping with that “close” theme, 22 people got 30 points or more this week, with Howard T, Dan H, Lee F and Paul C all laying strong claims to win the week.

Arthur Harrison 38 (6) brushed them all aside though with an impressive 14 points from the last 3 games.

He’ll be thanking Marouane Fellaini for his last gasp winner at OT as it clinched him the £20 weekly prize. Yeah, go Marouane… (hmmmph!)

Congrats Arthur, just as long as the same thing doesn’t happen on Thursday, eh?

 

 

From Despair To Where:

Mr 2-0 did well this week.

That usually spells danger.

21 bods scored less than 20 points this week.

Propping up the rest this week is Nick Hogwood 14 (0).

To be fair, that’s hardly a disaster.

Well, maybe in Week 12 it is…

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Sparse…most popular score was Southampton’s 2-1 win over Bournemouth– 22 of youse got that!

 

Sixteen (!) got the thrilling West Ham 1 Man City 4

 

Richard Hi, Sam A & Dan H got the dull-all at The City Ground

 

Olly O, Rich L & Andy C just knew Birmingham would score against QPR for a 3-1

 

Danny A got PNE’s 0-1 win over Sheff U

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Andy Smith for his I-rate-that-Darren-fella inspired, Newcastle 0 WBA 1!

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 odd of you who entered predictions…

 

And guess what?! Yep, you guessed. Again.

 

45% Huddersfield v Everton – X

41.25% Reading v Ipswich – X

41.25% Sheff U v PNE – X

 

So, £3 remains on “Bet of the Week” slot 63rd – : (

 

 

Table News:

The Everlasting:

Stephen Peaston stays top, now 16 points ahead of Dan H who, in turn, is four points ahead of Simon B in third.

 

No one crashed the Top Ten.

 

Little Baby Nothing”: 

Patricia Fernandez stays rooted to the bottom, now only two points behind Neil C who, in turn, is 3 points off Debbie L…

 

 

Futurology”:  

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 18 places, is Greg Wallace – honourable mentions go to Howard T (+17), Mark J B (+17), Mr 2-0 (+16), Harry H (+16) and Anders H (+16)

 

She Is Suffering:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 19 places, is Paul Henshaw – dishonourable mentions go to Nick H (-14), Martin S (-14), Mark S (-13), Savan A (-12) and Gareth M (-12)

 

 

Click here for full details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

It was the PAS Champions League Semi Final 2nd legs this week!

We had…

 

1 away win!

1 close game!

1 hammering!

1 unsuccessful joker!

 

 

But who went through??!

 

I can tell you one tie couldn’t have been any closer…

 

1st & 2nd leg results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

 

 

Alex Taylor  v Rowan Marriott 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

PAS World Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Copa do Mundo 2018, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the “I was looovin’ Fergie time on Sunday”, Francesca Fernandez!

 

 

And Another Thing:

Scousers…

 

 

 

Cheers,

Pab


PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’18 Week 11 round up

 “Nice one Arsene…”

 

Favourite Shirts: Awwww, as one legend becomes an ex-Arsenal legend, so the nephew of another ex-Arsenal legend stakes his claim to be another legend!

In a week that had 15 punters notching 30 points or more, it was the only one to get over forty who walks away with the prize…

The strategy of 2-1 (he used 8 – we checked. We’re always watching and checking for “blanketeers”) really paid off for John Jennings 41 (8) this week, but ultimately it was the first match 5 pointer that sealed the £20 bonus!

Well done John – the contenders were further away than one of Uncle Pat’s huge punts upfield – at Highbury, not WHL…

 

 

Whistle Down The Wind: Another miserable week for some even though it’s proving the tightest field in PAS history – one blinding week could change everything!

Hanging on to that thought are the twelve that only registered 15 points or less.

Hanging mostly on that thought, is Joe Massey 10 (0)…oh woe, Joe.

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Well done (everyone but me)…most popular score was Leeds!Leeds!Leeds! 2-1 win over Barnsley – 28 of youse got that!

 

9 got the very annoying 88th minute spoiling Man City 5 Swansea City 0

Eight got the five point Blackburn v Peterboro 3-1

Eddie O, Chris D & Shezan J nailed Exeter 2 Crawley 2

John K, Greg F & Justin C got the dull-all at Deepdale

Darren McC & Bry D got the Wednesday 3 goal demolition of Reading

Paul V believed in Burton. A 1-2 kinda belief…

Martin S got the bore draw between Ross County & Motherwell

Paul C got the stalemate that was Watford v Palace

Gary B obviously guessed Wolves would beat Bolton 0-4

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Eddie Osborne (again!) for his au-revoir-Arsene inspired, Arsenal 4 West Ham 1!

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 odd of you who entered predictions…

 

And guess what?! Yep, you guessed.

 

44.74% Derby v Middlesbro – how rubbish are Derby?

44.74% Watford v Palace – lucky Wilf didn’t get one of those pens…

40.79% Everton v Newcastle – love you Theo! Grrrrrrr….

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – woo yeah! I mean, no!

 

 

Table News:

Fantastic Day:

Stephen Peaston stays top, now 9 points ahead of Jason M who, in turn, is three points ahead of Rowan M in third.

 

One crashed the Top Ten.

 

Baked Bean”: 

Patricia Fernandez stays stuck to the bottom, now eight points behind Neil C who, in turn, is 1 point off Paul C…

 

 

Nobody’s Fool”:  

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 27 places, is John Jennings – honourable mentions go to Olly O (+24), Howard T (+22), Rich L (+18), Jazz S (+16) and Gareth M (+16)

 

Blue Hat For A Blue Day:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 25 places, is Simon Lindquist – dishonourable mentions go to Sam C (-19), Nick H (-18),

Neil O (-17), Julian F (-15) and Pab (-14)

 

 

Click here for full details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

It’s the Semi Finals 2nd leg matches next week…excited??!

 

Pete Britton hosts Rowan Marriott (oooh, Man C v Man U all over again!)

Simon Buxton visits Danny Ashworth in the other semi final (can he halt Mr B’s bid to win 3 CLs in 4 seasons?)

 

First leg results can be found here

 

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

It was the Semi Finals this week…

 

We had…

 

1  close game!

1 hammering!

2 unsuccessful jokers!

1 not played joker!

someone won on 29 points!

someone lost on 27 points!

 

Actually – here’s the results…

 

Alex Taylor  29 (5) v James Challinor 17 (2)

Rowan Marriott 29 (5) v Kyle Beale 27 (3)

 

Congrats to our finalists, Alex and Rowan!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

PAS World Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Copa do Mundo 2018, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the “I can fix this!”, Dave Nicklin!

 

 

And Another Thing:

 

Got to be Mr Löw, ya?!

 

Cheers,

Pab