Don’t look back… “the Syndicate” get told.

“Souvenir”: 

Siblings eh?

I nutmegged my bruv in training once and as i skipped away (yep, i was like Anders Limpar in my day…) with a cheeky “nuts” side remark for good measure, he duly turned and chopped me down from behind in the neanderthal fashion of , say,  a Burnley utility player. One who gets the occasional run out against “good teams”…

Suffice to say, I planted his face into the snow covered training area quick style. Cos that’s how younger bruvvers learn to to mess with the hierarchy and know their place.

It’s alleged that Rhodri Giggs did a similar thing back in in 1987 and look what happened there….brutal!

Ex-red carpet striding film star Jason M is going to have to come up with quite a reply now as the latest round of PAS table topping sibling rivalry took a new twist where the “Syndicate” baiting (“Please do not include me in THEIR syndicate. I never have been and never want to be…”) brother Tony Morris 40 (6) smashed in a withering tally (only 8 other people scored over 30 points this week) to really cement his dominance on & off the “pitch”.

Smart work Anthony, £20 to have all to yourself is winging its way over.

The rest of the PAS community wait with bated breath to see what happens next…

“Maid Of Orleans”: 

Not sure if Peter M has any siblings but limping home with 9 points is sure to muster some sort of cat calling (well, it does in my house…)

It compares not one jot to the level of ribbing Sam Craig 5 (0) surely has coming her way though!

Correct Score of the Week:

Remember Nitro Deluxe? Well, this week was more brutal than that….most popular score was Cardiff’s 1-1 draw Ipswich Town – 24 of youse got that!

24 also got the thrilling Arsenal 3 Stoke 1

6 got Celtic’s 1-4 demolition of Partick Thistle

Four got the dull-all at Fir Park

4 more got the bore draw between Dundee & Ross County

Brett A & Tony M got the two-two in Liverpol. The wrong side of Liverpool…

Simon B just knew Norwich would score against Barnsley for a 2-1

Martin S got Aberdeen 0 St Johnstone 0. Then wept a little as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there…

However, this week’s best correct score for the second week running goes to Dave Crisp for his We-Are-The-Mods! inspired, PNE 3 Blackburn 2!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We won! whoop, whoop!

43.42% – Swansea v Sunderland – nil-nil written all over it….well, it was supposed to have finished like that!

39.47% – Ipswich v Cardiff – innit!

39.47% – Dundee v Ross County – bagged!

So, £7.35 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving the total at a tasty £15.00…

Table News:

“Motion & Heart“: 

Tony Morris looks like he really does aim to stay top for the duration (that all time top score is seriously under threat too!) opening up a staggering 34 point lead over Jason M who in turn is 5 points ahead of Jazz S in third.

Pete B crashes the Top Ten

“Gravity Never Failed“: 

Gary Blackburne is still stuck to the bottom 6 points behind Paul V who in turn is five points off Martin S…

“Of All The Things We’ve Made“:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 18 places is Olly Osmond – honourable mentions go to Neil H (+14), Dave C (+10), Bry D (+10), Will O (+13), Arthur H (+13), Alex T (+11) and Tony D (+10).

“Navigation“:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 25 places is Sam Craig – dishonourable mentions go to Ben McK (-10), John J (-10), Gareth M (-10), Debbie L (-14), Peter M (-15), Richard Hu (-11) and Jerry S (-10).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the stubborn Stockport stalwart, Ric Pardoe!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 5 games went ahead this week…

The drama continues to unfold –

We had 11 successful jokers! 8 hammerings! 2 heartbreakers! 1 close game! Two won their games with 17 points and 2 lost their’s with 24 points!

Congrats to Kate S & Danny A who will join James L in the knockout stages and commiserations to Julian F, Jamie S & Richard Hi who, like Rob C, will defintely not be joining them.

Everything to play for in all the groups (bar Group C). It’s soooooo exciting…oh, and that CL legend? He’s hanging in there!

Matchday 6 fixtures, MD 5 results & tables can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:

Just in case you don’t subscribe to Popbitch…
RIP Greg Lake, who once wrote to
the Guardian to answer a reader’s
letter about Christmas songs:
http://bit.ly/2gZHtEa

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

Still Bored?
RIP Greg Lake, who once wrote to
the Guardian to answer a reader’s
letter about Christmas songs:
http://bit.ly/2gZHtEa

No. Chase ME! I was a playa in Melbourne…

“She Owns The World”: 

In what turned out to be a peach of a week for most with outstanding correct scores, twenty three bods clocked up 30 points or more (but so did Mr 2-0, so by default…) Our Ocker in the outback, George T, did his “Best” to claim the week’s win but fell short to a Cockney (I use the term loosely for the benefit of our friends in the north) exiled in the Scouseland (I use the term loosely for the benefit of our friends in the south).

Yep, up popped Mark Fawke 38 (7) to take the spoils and snatch the £20 for the 2nd time this season. “The Chase” star, The Beast, probably has Middlesbro’s Gaston Ramirez to thank for his winning goal v Hull (but probably more so that Leighton Baines spot kick conversion in the 89th minute) for the 4  points to take our Mr F one point ahead of pack.

Well done Fawkesy, the landlords of the Wirral will be fighting over your custom for the inevitable lock-in celebration…make sure you do it before 2pm on Sunday though eh?! You could be drowning your sorrows sunshine…

“Morning Clouds”: 

In what turned out to be a b*tch of a week for most getting correct scores, seven bods (yep, moi included…) clocked up no correct scores at all! Imagine if you didn’t even manage double digits??! Imagine if that was you Ross B!

Actually, it was you Eddie Osborne 7 (0)

Correct Score of the Week:

I’m really really not feeling PAS….can we change it to Predict-A-Result? Anyway,  most popular score was Hamilton’s 1-1 draw with Partick Thistle – 37 of youse got that!

Chris D, Simon B & Stuart F got the thrilling if bizarre, Nottm Forest 2 Newcastle 1

Andy C, Ric P & Sam C just knew City would score against Chelsea for a 1-3

Ric P (again!) & Dave C nailed Ross Co 2 Hearts 2

Nick H & Ryan G made us all green by happening upon WBA 3-1 Watford

My mum saw her typo come good on the game at QPR

However, this week’s best correct score for the second week running goes to Francesca Fernandez for her I-superimposed-last-week’s-scores-onto-this-week-and-look-what-happened inspired, Cardiff 0 Brighton 0!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Again. Rubbish….

60.53% Man City v Chelsea – what was the ginger fella doing???!

48.68% Bristol City v Ipswich Town – Mick! Do one mate….

48.68% Hamilton v Partick – in like Flynn!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th leaving the total at £8.91…

Table News:

“Alone At Last“: 

Tony Morris (he NOT of the syndicate and very much a lone wolf!) stays top continuing to play Noel to Jason M’s Liam but now nine points ahead!

Jason M is in turn now 14 points ahead of Jazz S in third. Hmmmmm, a peleton headed by “The PAS Legend”TM. Think I know what happens next…

Charlie H & Jerry S crash the Top Ten

“The Snowfalls“: 

Gary Blackburne stays stuck to the bottom 7 points behind Paul V who in turn is seven points off Martin S…

“Pop Or Not“:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping(?) 14 places is Simon Buxton – honourable mentions go to George T (+11), Mark F (+12), Chris B (+12), Neil M (+10) and Chris D (+11).

“Feels Like Something’s Changing“:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 15 places is Tom Storer – dishonourable mentions go to Norman L (-11), David G (-10), Andy F (-10), Yours Truly (-12), James C (-13), Ben McK (-12) and Paul C (-13).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…Stockport stalwart, Ric Pardoe!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 5 next week…

The fixtures & all previous results can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:

Just in case you don’t subscribe to Popbitch…

“Old Jokes Home:
I just bought a Jehovah’s Witness
advent calendar.

Every time you open a door
someone tells you to fuck off.”

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

“Jenifa Taught Me”: 

Here’s a cautionary tale (we’ve had a few this season already…) – never ever change your score an hour before kick off when you’ve put together a great panel of scores in the previous 29 matches. Ok?

Rowan M did this and paid the price. Actually, his faux pas was tempered by the fact it didn’t really matter as his four points lost will still have left him a point short of the weekly prize.

Lee F & Ric P are probably feeling just the same (there’s another thing – don’t tell me things anecdotally & expect me not to use it!) as they also came up just shy of the £20 on offer.

So, Andy Fowler 43 (8) can thank his Southampton 8 Everton 2 prediction for his triumph and not give any “f” words if his beloved Toffee Blues are underachieving yet again even when Roberto is hundreds of miles away from “the best ground in the Premier League” and Master Stones is p*ssing about in Mancland rather than Goodison…

Good work Andy lad, you can buy me a half time scouse pie when we come to L4 on the 13^th!

“Say No Go”: 

Here’s a cautionary tale (we’ve had a few this season already…) – never think just because they’ve got a website and analyse 40 gazillion stats a minute that they really know what they’re doing. Cos they don’t. Well, not this week anyway…

Predictz 9 (0) you’re rubbish!

Mr 2-0 spanked you, my mum mahoogered you and my daughter  ***SPOILER ALERT*** got correct score of the week without even looking at her scoresheet any longer than it took to actually write the numbers down!

Oh, Gary B, you dodged a bullet there sunshine…

Correct Score of the Week:

Not many, but the few were quality… – most popular score was the Yorkshire shin kicking fest 1-2 victory for Dirty Leeds over Rovrum – 30 of youse got that!

Seventen got the very annoying last minute spoiling Arsenal 3 Bournemouth 1

11 got the five point 2-2 Wombles draw with Fleetwood

5 got the Jambo’s 3 goal demolition of Motherwell

Dan H, Paul C & Mark S got the thrilling Blackpool 4 Newport County 1

Richard Hu & Will O guessed Villa would beat Cardiff 3-1

Tom S & Andy C nailed Leicester 2 Middlesbrough 2

Andy F made us all green by happening upon Ipswich 3-0 QPR

Ric P was all over the Scottish League Cup Final 0-3 to the Celtic

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Francesca Fernandez for her I-hate-doing-my-scores-it’s-boring inspired, Newcastle 0 Blackburn 1!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Again. Rubbish….

51.81% Ipswich v QPR – nope!

51.81% Swansea v Crystal Palace – nearly. very nearly! That’s the draw, not Pards’ departure…

50.60% Wolves v Sheff Wed – nope!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th leaving the total at £8.32…

Table News:

“Eye Know“: 

Tony Morris stays top now eight points ahead of Jason M who in turn is 6 points ahead of Mark S in third…the “Syndicate” take up all the medal positions! The investigation squad assembly klaxon has been taken from the bottom drawer and placed in the Week 13 in-tray…

Dan H crashes the Top Ten

“Potholes In My Lawn“: 

Gary Blackburne sinks to the bottom 10 whole points behind Paul V who in turn is only one point off Ian P…

“Magic Number“:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 22 places is Andy Fowler – honourable mentions go to Lee F (+16), Stuart F (+11), Andy S (+13), Ric P (+17), Gareth M (+10), John J (+17) and Rowan M (+18).

“Tread Water“:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places is Ricki Mackin – dishonourable mentions go to Julian F (-12), Neil C (-10), Arthur H (-16), Matt W (-10) Tony B (-12), Sam A (-10) and Gino DeA (-10).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…Northern Soul legend, Andy Smith!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 4 games went ahead this week…

The drama is still unfolding! We had 11 away wins! (this is now officallly a “THING”!), 4 hammerings! 3 heartbreakers! 3 close games! Two won their games with 21 points and someone lost their’s with 27 points!

Congrats to James L on his safe passage to the knockout stages and commiserations to Rob C who will defintely not be joining him.

Everything to play for in all the groups especially the 2 groups all locked together on 6 points each…oh, and that CL legend? He’s back in the game!

Matchday 5 fixtures, MD 4 results & tables can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing: You say “Honey” I say “Jesus Christ this post-modern dystopian nightmare of forced fun just cos social media deems so must stop!” <exhales>

Feel better now. Just off to catch up on the “It Takes Two” Instagram feed….

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

Really?

“What’s The Frequency Kenneth?”: Oooooh the heady heights of thirty plus points had me wondering like The Ox & Handsome on bench this week.

Will it be me?! Will I get the chance to shine, banish my self doubt and silence the haters, the cynics, the critics?

Nah.

Like them it was a mere cameo when what was required was something spectacular, like a Larry B codpiece (see what I did there?)

Two x Sp*rs fans put me in my place cocking a snook (being unbeaten is sooooo 2000 n late…please make the lose God!) whilst cementing my ‘arris firmly down quite a lot like a Joel or a Yaya (nooooo, not that one!) with their 38 & 39 points respectively…

But one person clocked up forty plus points this week!

Ha! Ever told you of my love of the Toon?!

Ben McKeown 41 (6) swooped in like Championship dwelling phoenix that sits proudly on a fat Spaniard’s leathered forearm (hmmmm may have my birds mixed up there but you get the gist,,,) to snatch up this week’s £20 prize like a piece of jamon on a string.

Purveyors of real ale in the Tees Valley are readied and Mrs Gregg fired up the oven, smashed her pease pudding and chased down a few pigs as a night on the tiles is no doubt planned for displaced Geordies with smoggy accents any time soon…

Howay! Fog! The Tube! The Strawberry! Spender! The Hoppings! Wor Jackie! Coal! Mackem scum etc etc…

“Losing My Religion”: Loads of 20 points or less scores this week – ten even managed to get fifteen points or less. Imagine!

It was looking like my mum & Ric P hand in hand in the corridor of uncertainty on the long walk of weekly shame ( 7 days it takes apparently).

But their collective blushes have been spared as Debbie Lee 13 (0) waltzed in with a return to yester year form to plough that furrow on her ownsome. Bless.

Correct Score of the Week:

Well done if you got any of these, cos I did… – most popular score was Arsenal’s 2005 Cup Final harking 1-1 victory over Man Yoo – 26 of youse got that!

Twenty four got Derby 3 Rotherham 0

11 got the 1-3 Granite City win over Inverness C T

6 got Jiip Jaap’s 5 point demolition of Burton Albion

Four got the dull-all at Deepdale

…and 4 more got the bore draw between Barnsley & Wigan

Simon Linds & Mark S got the thrilling Spurs 3 West Ham 2

Dave C & Ben McK guessed Blackburn would beat Brentford 3-2

James C made us all green by happening upon Middlesbro 0-1 Chelsea

Dan H tinkered with the PAS timelapse cog in the back end and nabbed WBA 4 Burnley 0 (when do I get my go boys??!)

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Steve Meaton for his I-know-my-Championship-onions inspired, Cardiff 3 Huddersfield 2!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Again….

51.95% Man Utd v Arsenal – Girooooooooud. Well happy with that piece of daylight robbery!

49.35% Watford v Leicester – think i’ve finally worked out what the Foxes are up to this season…

41.56% Blackburn v Brentford – only an own goal scuppered us!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th leaving the total at, erm,  £0…

Table News:

“Man On The Moon“: Tony Morris usurps his brother at the helm one point ahead of said sibling who in turn is three points ahead of Jamie S in third…

Jazz S & Ryan G crash the Top Ten in a way only accountants can…

“Orange Crush“: Paul Vinson remains in the basement slot but now only 5 points behind Gary B who in turn is 6 points off Martin S…

“Stand“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 29 places is Ben McKeown – honourable mentions go to Nick H (+10), Alex T (+10), Neil C (+11), Simon Linds (+22), Gareth M (+12), Pab (+12), Chris D (+11), Bry D (+12), Neil O (+12) and Olly O (+10).

“Crush With Eyeliner“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places is Debbie Lee    – dishonourable mentions go to James L (-12), Bill P (-10), Gino DeA (-10), Patricia F (-11), Ric P (-10), Rich L (-13), Arthur H (-10) and Simon Lindq (-16)

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…”he bangs!”, Ricki Mackin!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages: Matchday 4 next week…

Matchday 4 fixtures & all previous results can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 9

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:  Talk me through the wonder of Ozil again?

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

Really really offensive…

“King Of The Mountain”: International week eh? Tssskk! A lottery? A joke? A constant source of frustration? Innit!

If you know Gibraltar will actually score, Ronaldo will miss a penalty & Latvia will score away from home, notch up a couple of 4-0s to boot, then you probably deserve to win the week. Well that’s just what Ian Harrison 57 (8) has gone and done chalking up this season’s first “double” for good measure too.

Congrats I suppose Ian but it seems like end of days here at PAS Towers when an American sports freak can out-point seasoned “proper football” punters like, erm, like, y’know…Oh my God! i’m a has-been!

“The Kick Inside”: Sorry about that, just having a moment….anyway!

Not a week to a) score less than Mr 2-0 or b) get no correct scores. Ricki M & Neil O did just that but had their blushes spared by the fact that the website Predictz only managed 16 (0) this week! And they do this for a living! Every cloud….

Correct Score of the Week:

Wailing & gnashing of teeth etc as I rue those 15 games I was “only one goal out”… – most popular score was Spain’s 4-0 victory over Macedonia – 32 of youse got that!

Twenty three got Leichtenstein 0 Italy 4

9 got Deutchland’s 12 point demolition of San Marino

Seven just knew Luxembourg would score against Holland for a 1-3 and 7 more got the “ballet dress” in Grimsby. And seven more (including my daughter) somehow guessed Portugal 4 Latvia 1 (how??!)

6 got the 3-1 Cypriot win over Gibraltar

Five got the bore draw between Oldham & Wimbledon

4 got the correctly over-hyped 3-0 at Wem-ber-lee

Richard H, Ben McK & Norman L got Pompey’s thrashing of Mansfield

Debbie L & John K got the thrilling Norn Iron 4 Azerbaijan 0

Neil M & Matt W made us all green by happening upon Denmark 4 Kazakhstan 1.

Dave N tinkered with the PAS timelapse cog in the back end and nabbed Austria 0 Eire 1

However, this week’s best correct score goes to David Goggin for his lower-league-statto inspired, Stevenage 2 Yeovil 2!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! And how….

53.85% Austria v Eire – so close…

52.56% Blackpool v Notts Co – 4-0! Not even close…

50.00% Millwall v Bristol Rovers – 4-0! Not even closer…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving the total at £7.65…

Table News:

“The Big Sky“: Jason Morris usurps his brother at the helm but only 3 correct scores ahead of Clare T who in turn is one point ahead of said brother in third…

Ian H, Richard H & Pete B crash the Top Ten.

“Under Ice“: Paul Vinson remains in the basement slot but now 9 points behind Gary B who in turn is 6 points off Brett A…

“Cloudbusting“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 31 places is Jack Buxton – honourable mentions go to Ian H (+19), Richard H (+28), Dan P (+15), Neil T (+16), Neil M (+17), Simon Linds (+15), John J (+18) and John K (+17).

“Running Up That Hill“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 24 places is Predictz – dishonourable mentions go to Neil O (-21), Darren S (-20), Ricki M (-17), Nick H (-15) and Paul H (-15).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…former Aussie school soap star, Mark Fawke!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 3 games went ahead this week…

The drama continues! We had 8 away wins! Again! (How is this happening?) 3 hammerings! 2 heartbreakers! 15 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker (step forward Clare T)! AND one draw!!! Someone won their game with 27 points and someone lost their’s with a massive 38 points!

Everything to play for in all the groups with only 3 players yet to register a point…including, shock horror, one of the legends…

Matchday 4 fixtures, MD 3 results & tables can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 9

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing: I really really hate International Weeks…

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab