“Sexy MF”: It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new (lease of) life for them! Did you score over thirty points this week? Well done the five of you! If your dad did, wouldn’t you too? Well, I suppose if you followed your ol’ man into the same profession it’s a given isn’t it?!
Seems a shame this good doctor wasn’t The Purple One’s too though, cos he is good! Savan Arora 38 (6) went seven better than Arora Senior to take this week’s £20 with much gratitude to Mr Martial’s artful 93rd minute scouse heartbreaker – that saw him clear of mightily improved Neil T even when he missed he first two prediction as well!
Anyway it’s refreshing to see “strike time” put to good use Dr. S – maybe PAS could substitute Ritalin? It’d certainly give the little f*ckers something to concentrate on! Just sayin’…
“Gett Off”: …and a world away in the depths, getting under 10 points is always a shocker. Especially when your only partner in criminal scores isn’t even real!
More shockingly, the young man in question should be worrying the upper echelons of the table given that he’s give Rain Man a run for his money in most pursuits! Yep, Ben Marriott 6 (0) will no doubt be counting furiously in a corner blocking out the noises and over admonishing himself for this epic of fails.
Many thought his dad fled Poland to take advantage of generous housing allowances & well paid menial jobs this sceptre’d isle has to offer. But no, young Ben was banished for card counting in a Gdansk casino. As any discerning communist will tell you, taking money isn’t very “comrade” and it’s more than a slight on the memory of Lech Walesa. Noski!
So Ben reapplied himself dedicating his “skills” to things like memorising the top 100 horror films of all time (replete with top line synopsis), naming in order the top 300 most deadly & dangerous animals in the world (with genesis) and doing 4,000 sit ups a day whilst analysing the understated nuances of north American offshore trading hubs. He’s a busy boy. Too busy for PAS it would appear – must try harder Ben.
Correct Score of the Week:
You did well this week – most popular score was Huddersfield’s 1-1 with Birmingham – 22 of youse got that!
8 got the dull all between Wolves and Rotherham
Six got Brighton’s one – three away at the beach in Charlton
6 got the ding dong 2-2 between Liverpool and Newcastle
Six more were spot on with the shellacking in Manchester
4 came good with Sheff Utd 0-0 Barnsley
Four more had Inverness 3 Kilmarnock 1
Another 4 got the 0-3 hammering meted out in Colchester. Is there a good part of Colchester?
Shashi A / James L / Lee P somehow guessed Celtic 1 Ross Co 1
Scott H / Howard T / Dan H quite rightly said Rotherham v Forest would finish two apiece
John K & Savan A got the tasty Hull 2-2 draw with Leeds.
Neil O owned Spurs 1 WBA 1
Neil T got Sunderland’s 0-0 tonking of Arsenal
However, this week’s best correct score goes to Ross Butcher for his James C double inspired, Fulham 1 Nottm Forest 3.
Bet of the Week:
So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!
We wooooooooooooooonnnnnn!
53.42% Partick V Dundee – denied by an 81st minute goal!
47.95% Huddersfield V Birmingham – secured with an 82nd minute goal!
45.21% Blackburn V Bristol City – get in Danny Graham!
and look what was lurking as fourth popular – grrrrr
41.1% Wolves V Rotherham
So, £7.90 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd.
Table News:
“Diamonds & Pearls“: We have a new leader! Pete Britton moves up 2 places to the top 2 points ahead of Tony B who in turn is five points ahead of Danny A in third as the race for the title really hots up…
No one crashed the Top Ten.
“When Doves Cry“: Anders Hoglund slides to the bottom eight points behind Mr 2-0 who in turn is still 2 points off Julian F as the bottom three remain the same…sort’ve.
“Take Me With U“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 30 places is Savan Arora – honourable mentions go to Gary B (+14), Neil T (+25), Shashi A (+18) and Lee P (+18)
“Sign O’ The Times“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Andy Chesworth – dishonourable mentions go to Alex R (-20), Neil H (-18), Mark J B(-15) and Ben M (-14)
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PAS Euros 2016:
In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the lad…Jack Buxton!
PAS Cup 2016: Semi finals next week folks!
The draw can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks
Semi Finals – Week 12
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)
PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages: my word that was exciting!
We had a draw! We had a spot on joker! We had a failed joker! We had one close game! Very much all to play for still!
The results can be found here
Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks
Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13
Final – the merry month of May (‘16)
And Another Thing:
Sp*rs aren’t gonna win it now are they…(yay!)
That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!
And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas? Just me & James C then yeah?!
Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…
Cheers,
Pab
