“A Ray of Sunshine”: Ahem, erm<cough>, you now how honest we are at PAS Towers don’t you?! If one of the directors won a weekly prize you’d never think ill of us now, would you? No. Good…

Michelle F was pipped at the post by Dave C until Dan Hogwood 33(5) rigged the back office matrix that *he* designed & surreptitiously changed one of his scores to beat Crispy to this week’s £20… #thelastbitsajoke

“If You Were There”:…and whilst he was there, he sabotaged fellow IT whizz Dave N’s score so he would finish last.

However, all-round  Leodensian bloke & discoverer of how not lose money on the Man Utd – Arsenal game, Tom Ashford 7 (0), somehow managed to out manoeuvre the cunning Dan H and scupper his plot! #thisisaloweveninLeeds

Correct Score of the Week:

Not so many this week, but what there was, was good… most popular score was QPR’s 1-1 draw at Reading – 24 of you got that!

12 got the 4-0 in Liverpool and another 9 got the 2-2 between Middlesbro & Watford.

Four got St Johnstone 3 Kilmarnock 1, 4 got the 0-0 at Oakwell & 4 more got the 1-4 that involved Ross Co & Celtic.

Dave C, Stephen S & Shashi A got the Trotter’s 3 -1 win over Millwall and Dan H & Dom W got Brighton 3 Blackburn 0.

Rowan M got The Toon’s 0-1 win over Spurs.

Dan H (again!) got Derby 3-0 Sheffield Wednesday.

However, this week’s best correct score and new best correct of the season so far, goes to Michelle Fernandez for her plucked-out-of-thin-air inspired, Blackpool 2 Ipswich 3.

Bet of the Week:

This week’s 75p trixie went as follows – 

Votes: 44

Selections: Liverpool-Fulham 21% /Palace- Everton 16% /Sunderland-Man City 11%

Prize Slot: 33rd 

Returns: £14.45

Our first full house so well done to all of you confident that Sunderland & Palace were gonna take a mauling!!

***Don’t forget to cast your vote every week but make sure you do it by 3pm on a Friday THIS WEEK!***

 

Table News:

 

“Edge Of Heaven“:

Pete Britton increases his impressive lead to 20 points ahead of Paul Cam, who in turn is two points in front of Jamie T in third.

Danny A & Dave C crash the Top Ten.

Dan Hogwood is the highest climber ahead of Michelle F & Dan P…

 

“Nothing Looks the Same in the Light“:

Dan Rayner stays in the “Palace position”  but now only one correct score adrift of Dave T who in turn is 3 points behind Norman L

Tom Ashford falls furthest just in front of Mark S, Mark F & Steve T…

 

click here to view the full table

 

PAS Champions League 2013/14 Match Day 3 results:

Please be aware we’ve got a new system in place so we’re going to double check & I suggest you do too! Any discrepancies, please shout up – don’t be shy!

We had a few “joker” issues this week (something to do with “cache on browsers”. No, me neither..) so if it happens on future matchdays please follow these instructions

“press Ctrl + F5 and it will show the joker buttons.”

Some crazy low scoring results (we had a 13 point winner!), some very close scores, a belting joker and we have a serial draw specialist!

The CL tables can be found here

• Group A

Paul Campbell  24(3) –  22(3)  Clare Templeton

(joker = not played 0pts)

Tony Bowley  13(0) –  10(0) Ryan Brady

(joker = Swansea 0pts)

• Group B

Neil Osborne  24(2) –  19(2)  Gareth Morgan

(joker = Man City 0pts)

James Challinor  16(1) –  13(0)  Paul Vinson

(joker = Leicester 0pts)

• Group C

Danny Ashworth 28(4) –  12(1) Stephen Peaston

(joker = Liverpool 2pts)

Will Oppong  16(2) –  20(3)  Pete Britton

(joker = Chelsea 0pts)

• Group D

Paul Carter  13(0) –  20(2)  Simon Buxton

(joker = Leicester 0pts)

Stephen Street  18(1) –  11(1)  Rich Lee

(joker = Partick draw 0pts)

• Group E

Ryan Graves  26(3) –  20(2)  Paul Henshaw

(joker = Southampton 2pts)

Mark Seels  11(0) –  15(1)  Simon Lindsay

(joker = Liverpool 2pts)

• Group F

Kate Hopper  18(2) –  7(0)  Tom Ashford

(joker = Burnley 0pts)

Neil Templeton  15(1) –  10(0)  Steve Meaton

(joker = Liverpool 2pts)

• Group G

Dan Pelgrom  34(3) –  20(2)  Neil Meredith

(joker = Liverpool 16pts)

Jamie Sellers  18(2) –  15(2)  Sam Arora

(joker = Liverpool 2pts)

• Group H

Tony Morris  20(2) –  20(2)  Simon Lindquist

(joker = Burnley 0pts)

Ben Hogwood  14(1) –  17(1)  Jamie Tofeili

(joker = Peterboro 2pts)

PAS Cup 2014:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2013/14 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…not-as-naturally-funny-as-he-should-be-cos-he’s-a-wool, Neil Meredith!

And Another Thing:

Just one more payment to come in – last call for Ciaran McGoldrick or we’ll see him cast into the ether…

Oh, just in case it’s not obvious on the scoresheet, the Friday international games are the World Cup qualifier 1st leg matches and the last 4 games at the bottom are the return legs on the Tuesday (scores after 90 minutes for the 2nd leg games!)

That’s it for this week…

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Cheers,
Pab

 

 

“Opportunities (Let’s make lots of money)”: “Seven!” No, not Strictly and not even Man City! That’s the sound of Pete Britton & Paul Henshaw 38 (7) reclaiming some football-related respect back for Manchester. Despite Ian P’s valiant last game effort to take the weekly £20, they both held hands to cross the line – a city united…bless. That’s £10 each boys, don’t do anything rash like betting on your respective clubs to win a trophy this season now! #capitalgains

“What Have I Done to Deserve This?”: Her nan in Croydon does her scores and her nan in Croydon even managed to do it all online for the first time ever this week (which you have to say is massive kudos to our online developers making it *that* easy!). Unfortunately her nan in Croydon got it all horribly wrong…Francesca Fernandez 11(1) is this week’s dufus! #bringbackthepaperscoresheets

Correct Score of the Week:

Some fine individual performances… most popular score was Stoke’s 1-1 draw with Southampton – 20 of us got that!

7 got the 0-0 at the Boleyn and four got the 2-2 between Millwall & Burnley. 

Dave N/Savan A/Dom W got Everton 0 Spurs 0 and Dan R & Michelle F got the 1-3 at the Keepmoat.

Alex R got the zero-two between Bournemouth & Bolton and Rob C got Nottm Forest 0 Blackpool 1.

Rob C (again!) the one-three win for Orient at Peterboro & Pete B got Cardiff City’s historic 1 -0 win over Swansea City.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Ian Pratt for his Alba-tastic, Aberdeen 4 Partick Thistle 0.

Bet of the Week:

This week’s 75p trixie went as follows – 

Votes: 40 – come on people get involved!!!

Selections: Man City-Norwich 20% /Celtic-Dundee Utd 14% /Peterboro-Orient 13%

Prize Slot: 63rd

Returns: £4.53

Whoo-hoo! Our best return so far this season – keep up the good work voters!!

Don’t forget to cast your vote every week but make sure you do it before 10am on Saturday

Table News:

 

“Being Boring“:

Pete Britton opens up an impressive 19 point lead ahead of Jamie T, who in turn is four points in front of Ian P in third.

Paul H, Neil O & Neil T crash the Top Ten

Michelle Fernandez is the highest climber ahead of Rowan M, Paul H & Simon Lindq…

 

“Left to My Own Devices“:

Dan Rayner takes the “Palace position”  two points adrift of Norman L who in turn is 2 points behind Shashi A

Reda Allam falls furthest just in front of Clare T & Kate H…

click here to view the full table

 

PAS Champions League 2013/14:

Group stages Matchday 3 on Week 6 – fixtures below…

• Group A

Paul Campbell v Clare Templeton

Tony Bowley v Ryan Brady

• Group B

Neil Osborne v Gareth Morgan

James Challinor v Paul Vinson

• Group C

Danny Ashworth v Stephen Peaston

Will Oppong v Pete Britton

• Group D

Paul Carter v Simon Buxton

Stephen Street v Rich Lee

• Group E

Ryan Graves v Paul Henshaw

Mark Seels v Simon Lindsay

• Group F

Kate Hopper v Tom Ashford

Neil Templeton v Steve Meaton

• Group G

Dan Pelgrom v Neil Meredith

Jamie Sellers v Sam Arora

• Group H

Tony Morris v Simon Lindquist

Ben Hogwood v Jamie Tofeili

If you’ve got a “home” tie, don’t forget to play your JOKER! I’m reliably informed that all CL participants will see a “tick box” on the scoresheet so you can indicate clearly your chosen match to play a “joker”…

PAS Cup 2014:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2013/14 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…producer extraordinaire, Stephen Street!

And Another Thing:

Just one more payment to come in – Ciaran!! CIARAN!!!

Oh, just in case it’s not obvious on the scoresheet, Peterborough & Newport are playing in the FA Cup this week!

That’s it for this week, but look at these stats!

We’ve had 66,000 page impressions since we went live.

6,000 page impressions in October.

25% of you are using your mobiles to submit scores/view the site.

Internet Explorer (IE) is rubbish so where you can help it, don’t use it! We’ll continue to have limited access for you on there but functionality will be minimal!

Follow us on @PabsPAS and remember to add the #pabpas to see your tweet on the site!

Cheers,
Pab

 

 

 

“We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful”:

Could there ever be a new Jazz S? Surely not – we’d have to get a new trophy for a start…

One young man is slowly but surely collecting money every PAS season and he’s already bagged his first £20 weekly win to add to the haul…

Jamie Tofeili 39 (7) strikes again and will be able to pay his brother back his entry fee now! Or just go down the pub & glug the broon…#toontoon

“I’ll Never Be Anybody’s Hero Now”:

What’s the betting Savan Arora 10 (0) smashes it next week even if it’s just to stop his brother texting him “LOLs” & “LMAOs” & “YAFSAPASs”? #drnotfeelgood

Correct Score of the Week:

Not so prolific this week… most popular score was Everton’s 2-1 win over Hull – 18 of youse got that!

11 got the 0-0 at the Britannia and nine got the 1-3 between West Ham & Man City. 

5 got the 2-2 at St James’s & five more got the zero-zero between Yeovil & Brighton.

Four got Arsenal 4 Norwich 1 & 4 more the four-one win for Chelsea against Cardiff.

Ben McK/Stephen P/Ian P got Partick’s 1 -2 win over Inverness C T and Reda A & John H got ‘Wall’s 2-2 draw with The Rs.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Alex Rossi for his guess-tastic, Ipswich Town 0 Burnley 1.

Bet of the Week:

This week’s 75p trixie went as follows – 

Votes: 38 – come on people get involved!!!

Selections: Stoke-WBA 20% /Blackpool-Wigan 13% /C Palace-Fulham 13%

Prize Slot: 11th

Returns: £0

Oops! Back to earth with a bump… 

Don’t forget to cast your vote every week but make sure you do it before 10am on Saturday

Table News:

“The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get“:

Pete Britton goes up 7 places to take top spot 2 points ahead of Jamie S, who in turn is two points in front of Nick H in third.

Jamie T & Steve M crash the Top Ten – Sam A is the highest climber…

“I Don’t Mind If You Forget Me“:

Vim Gupta reclaims his basement billing five points adrift of  Dave T who in turn is 4 points behind Shashi A – Ryan G falls furthest…

click here to view the full table

 

PAS Champions League 2013/14:

Group stages Matchday 2 on Week 4 – fixtures below…

• Group A

Tony Bowley v Clare Templeton

Ryan Brady v Paul Campbell

• Group B

James Challinor v Gareth Morgan

Paul Vinson v Neil Osborne

• Group C

Will Oppong v Stephen Peaston

Pete Britton v Danny Ashworth

• Group D

Stephen Street v Simon Buxton

Rich Lee v Paul Carter

• Group E

Mark Seels v Paul Henshaw

Simon Lindsay v Ryan Graves

• Group F

Neil Templeton v Tom Ashford

Steve Meaton v Kate Hopper

• Group G

Jamie Sellers v Neil Meredith

Sam Arora v Dan Pelgrom

• Group H

Ben Hogwood v Simon Lindquist

Jamie Tofeili v Tony Morris

If you’ve got a “home” tie, don’t forget to play your JOKER! I’m reliably informed that all CL participants will see a “tick box” on the scoresheet so you can indicate clearly your chosen match to play a “joker”…

PAS Cup 2014:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2013/14 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…Glyn Hodges worshipping, Dan Pelgrom!

And Another Thing:

Just one more payment to come in – we’re nearly there….thankyou!

Gonna be away in future weeks?

Future scoresheets will always be available on the site so while you’ve got time you might as well get some scores down eh?!

Or, why don’t you be ultra-modern and use your phone to submit your scores! Dan H has worked tirelessly to enable & improve access via mobile devices so it’d be rude not to…

That’s it for this week – oh, you on Twitter yet? Follow us on @PabsPAS and remember to add the #pabpas to see your tweet on the site!

Cheers,
Pab