“Eating all the morsels”:

This doing-your-scores-in-double-quick-time-and-not-paying-attention-to-them malarkey is really catching on… Rob Currin 47 (6) did his scores, filed them away, moved house, played footy and then watched with glee as Poland secured a 1-1 draw to help him inch past Kate H to win this week’s £20 – well done Roberto, I’ll be keeping that “apple” for the Schalke ticket yeah?!

“Picking up the rubbish”:

A bit like his team, Reda Allam 17(0) swings from the sometimes sublime to the mainly ridiculous. This week, like “Being Liverpool”, it’s ridiculous…

Correct Score of the Week:

You lot make me sick… most popular score was Bulgaria’s 1-1 draw with Denmark – 34 of us got that!

4 got the 1-3 in Armenia, 21 got La Furia Roja’s 0-4 v Belarus and 21 got Engerlands, um, efficient 5-0 v San Marino. Six got the 0-0 between Kazakhstan & Austria(!) and 5 got Holland’s 3-0 win over Andorra. Ten got Bosnia’s 3-0 in Sarajevo, 5 got Czech 0 Bulgaria 0 and 7 got Italy 3-1 Denmark. Seven got the Les Bleus 1-1 v Spain. Dave N/Julian F/Andy C got Czech 3 Malta 1, Stuart L & Paul C got (sob) Russia 1 Portugal 0, Simon Lindq & Steve T got Austria 4 Kazakhstan 0, Harry B & Danny A got Faroe Islands 1 Eire 4 and Rob C & Michelle F got Romania 1 Holland 4 – remarkable… Neil O got Hungary 3 Turkey 1.

However, this week’s best correct score (and how we dislike rascists eh?!), goes to Alex Rossi for his PC correct (oh, the irony…), Macedonia 1 Serbia 0.

Bet of the Week:

Some things DO change! Yep, you guessed it, the curse of the weekly winner failing to win us some money has ended!. Paul V’s away four-timer of Italy/Germany/Sweden/Spain @ 2/1 came in earning him an extra £1 and more importantly, BotW spot prize slot 33rd now has £2 banked!

Table News:

“You’re looking so healthy“:

Dave Crisp stays top for a second week (he’s looking good this boy!) and goes 2 points ahead of Paul V who in turn is 3 points ahead of new boy Steve M in third (still don’t know what team he follows…)

“She needs a little sparkle“:

John Street plummets to the bottom of the pile 2 correct scoers behind Mr 2-0 and his disciples.

“They’re glowing in a huddle“:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 54 places is Kate Hopper – honourable mentions go to Danny A (+26), Savan A (+27), Alex R (+49), Paul C (+32), Sam A (+25), Harry B (+30) and Mark J B (+23)

“Don’t want to be alone“:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 35 places is Jay Hoskinson – dishonourable mentions go to Jason M (-31), Neil B (-28), Dave T (-30), Matt W (-33), Jamie S (-23), Gary B (-28) and Jazz S (-22).

PAS Cup 2013:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2013, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… The Tricky Tree – Richard Hirst.

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

Matchday 2 fixtures as follows…

Group A

Dave Crisp v Josh Hirst / Olly Osmond v Jamie Sellers

Group B

Dan Pelgrom v Tony Bowley / Louise Briggs v Nick Hogwood

Group C

Neil Templeton v Gary Mitchell / Andy Chesworth v Savan Arora

Group D

Matt Gingell v Jon Tofeili / Simon Lindquist v Pab

Group E

Alex Rossi v Pete Britton / Frankie Fernandez v Gareth Morgan

Group F

Jack Buxton v Sam Arora / Martin Stafford v Stuart Longworth

Group G

Rowan Marriott v Stephen Street / Clare Templeton v Jamie Tofeili

Group H

Simon Buxton v Scott Harrison / Danny Ashworth v Simon Lindsay

And Another Thing:

Congratulations to bruv-in-law Danny A & Louise B on the birth of baby boy Owen. Wonder when those late nights & early mornings will start affecting their scores?!

Cheers,
Pab

“Ride swift through the houses like blood rides through me”:

You’d think scoring 38 points would secure a weekly win wouldn’t you? But no, Jamie T, it doesn’t. So, then you’d think getting 41 points would win you £20 yeah? Well no, actually, Dave C & Steve M (who do you support btw?!). It’s about being even better than that! Paul Vinson 50 (8) pulled out a fine tally and maintains his perennial record of early weekly wins. Well done Paul, it’ll take some beating…

“Red wine and whiskey are no good for me”:

Oh dear! The 30 second flash scoring method will need a rethink as Michelle Fernandez 11 (0) brings shame to our faaaamlee name. If she was Scouse, the armbands would be out next week…

Correct Score of the Week:

Another round of fine predicting… ahem, but not over here – most popular score was Cardiff’s win at the Tractor Boys – 22 of you got that!

5 got the 3-1 at The Caledonian Stadium, 12 got Man City’s 3-0 v Sunderland and 11(!!!) got Chelsea’s 3-1 against Norwich. 7 of you got the 2-2 between Swansea & Reading, 4 got Derby 0 Brighton 0. Paul V & Martin S got Wigan Athletic 2 Everton 2 and Louise B / Jamie S / Jamie T got Morecambe 0 Burton Albion 0.

Thirteen got Hibees 3 Dundee 0, 19 got that delightful 1-3 at the Boleyn and 14 got Saints 2 Cottagers 2. Oh, and another 4(!) got Liverpool 0 Stoke 0.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Anders Hoglund for his inspired Kilmarnock 1 Aberdeen 3. (Well, they are the nearest team to him…)

Bet of the Week:

Some things never change and yep, you guessed it, the curse of the weekly winner failing to win us some money strikes again! Gary B crashed and burned on his away day bonanza… can Paul V do any better??!

Table News:

“Your tanned hide exerting, the sum of your parts”:

Dave Crisp moves up 8 places to go 5 points ahead of debutant Steve M who in turn is 2 points ahead of Olly O in third.

“…your soul is impounded beneath”:

Ooops! Ryan Brady goes down 2 places to the bottom of the pile two points behind Jez H.

“Abort the nonchalance”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 76(!) places is Paul Vinson – honourable mentions go to Louise B (+35), Dave T (+36), Jason M (+52), Jay H (+44) and Gareth M (+36)

“Weeping on concrete…”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 48 places is Michelle Fernandez – dishonourable mentions go to Kate H (-35), Jack B (-30), Norman L (-36), Rich L (-34) and Ben H (-34)

PAS Cup 2013:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2011 (and pay a reduced entry fee!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!, Tony Smith.

And Another Thing:

Not paid yet?! Get your payment across as soon as please! The list of shame will be published next week…

Gonna be away in future weeks? Well, you’ll be able to find scoresheets up to and including Week 6 – just visit the webpage (www.pabspace.co.uk – bookmark it!), download and send over in good time!

Cheers,
Pab

We’re off and running (and I wish I hadn’t bothered…)

Champions League people, we start this week – please see below for any details you may have forgotten!

Bumper field this season, let’s not lose anyone!

“Take me away from this big bad world”:

I was with him on Saturday at the Reebok and he called a Palace win AND Glen Murray to score first. He also reminisced about “winning one weekly prize in twenty odd years of PAS”. Well, he just won another – Gary Blackburne 34(4) somehow fluked his way to the first weekly prize in a week of off-key scorelines. That’s the beauty of PAS folks, even championship following fools can win! #hewon’tshutupnow

“And I’m braindead virtually”:

How I managed to avoid this unwanted accolade I’ll never know – it had to go to someone though and that someone was the good doctor Savan Arora 8(0)! #ouch!

Correct Score of the Week:

Not many correct scores knocking about but 25 got Villa 1 WBA 1 making it the most popular correct score this week – 18 got the 3-1 at Goodison and 4 got the 2-2 between Reading & Newcastle. Four got Bristol City 2 Leeds Utd 3 (how?!)

Olly O got Burnley 2 Millwall 2 & Hearts 1 Kilmarnock 3 (show off!), Neil B got Cardiff’s 3-0 win over The Tangerines and Neil O got Dundee 1 St Johnstone 3.

However, this week’s best correct score and therefore best correct of the season so far, goes to Reda Allam for his inspired Huddersfield Town 2 Watford 3.

Bet of the Week:

We had varying degrees of success with this last season (well, none actually..) and we did try and make it a bit easier to get some money into the spot prize coffers… So, to recap, if you win a week, you can try the popular “Goal Rush” method (pick 3, 4 & 5 matches where both teams will hit the net) or stick to the traditional 5 homes, 4 aways & 3 draws – you decide! Remember you’re trying to add to your £20 winnings and put some money into an allotted spot prize position for those less fortunate than yourself!

We’ve set aside £3 a week from the entry fees to pay for this so let’s make sure we win it all back and then some! You’re on a roll Gee, give us a winner fella!

Table News:

Week 1 table to follow once I’ve worked out if anyone is likely to drop out!

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

Starts next week! Matchday 1 fixtures as follows

Group A

Josh Hirst v Olly Osmond / Jamie Sellers v Dave Crisp

Group B

Nick Hogwood v Dan Pelgrom / Tony Bowley v Louise Briggs

Group C

Savan Arora v Neil Templeton / Gary Mitchell v Andy Chesworth

Group D

Pab v Matt Gingell / Jon Tofeili v Simon Lindquist

Group E

Gareth Morgan v Alex Rossi / Pete Britton v Frankie Fernandez

Group F

Stuart Longworth v Jack Buxton / Sam Arora v Martin Stafford

Group G

Jamie Tofeili v Rowan Marriott / Stephen Street v Clare Templeton

Group H

Simon Lindsay v Simon Buxton / Scott Harrison v Danny Ashworth

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!

PAS Cup 2013:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2012 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the dismayed Superhoop, Jamie Sellers.

And Another Thing:

Lots of payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me chase you!

Gonna be away in future weeks? Well, from next week you’ll be able to find scoresheets up to and including Week 6 – just visit the webpage (bookmark it!), download and send over in good time!

That’s it for this week.

Week 2 scoresheets back to me by 19.44 on Friday

Cheers,
Pab

…and a good few of you seem to be taking his lead by not submitting scores!

You’ve still got time to get your other 29 scorelines in – so get to it!

Cheers,
Pab

Hola!

Rules now online for your reference – we start on week ending Sep 28th.

Let me know if you want IN by sending me all email addresses you would like updates/scoresheets etc sent to…

We need some new blood too – so go pester friends & family with this email and get them to get involved for a paltry sum of £1.77 a week!

Pete B – I’m looking to you to get me some of your Dream Team throng on the PAS rollercoaster – go spread the word!!

Cheers,
Pab