“First I’m gonna make it”:

He was cursing Schmeichel Jr on Twitter but he needn’t have worried! Neil Templeton 41(6) kept Nick H & Jon T at arm’s length to scuttle off with £20 – and all on St Paddy’s weekend to boot… slainte!

“And shaking while I’m breaking”:

Not the best week to have Weston, but Reda Allam 8 (0) has done just that and he’ll just have to live with it! Still, at least Leeds might bounce back from that last minute equaliser. What? Oh…

Correct Score of the Week:

Most had a good week… – most popular score was Hearts 2 Hibs 0 – 27 of you got that!

10(!) got the 2-1 at Tannadice, 4 got Reading’s 0-3 win v the Tykes and 7 got Palace’s 0-0 against Hull. 5 got the 3-2 between The Tractor Boys and The Posh.

11 got Pompey 0 Bristol City 0 and 4 more got Hartlepool’s stalemate with Stevenage.

Anders H / Neil M / Olly O got Blackpool 3 Brighton 1 and Jamie T / Jack B / Neil T got Watford 0 Coventry 0.

Simon B got St Mirren 0 St Johnstone 0.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Nick Hogwood for his inspired Crawley 3 Port Vale 2.

Bet of the Week:

Whoo hoo! Another win thanks to the Good Doctor who snaffled a treble & just missed a 4 timer for spot prize slot 33rd where, ironically, his brother sits….

Table News:

“Bring on the new messiah”:

Nick Hogwood zooms to the summit 9 points clear of Jamie T who in turn is 10 points ahead of Savan A in third. Andy C & Jazz S crash the Top Ten…

“Headless and all alone”:

Reda Allam stays bottom of the pile now a massive twenty points behind Mahli G who in turn is three points behind his dad Vim G. Bless…

“Wherever they may roam”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 27 places is Neil Templeton – honourable mentions go to Jon T (+17), Dan P (+17), Tony S (+21) and Julian F (+13).

“Sinking sand”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Gary Blackburne – dishonourable mentions go to Will O (-14), Anders H (-14) and Michelle F (-14).

PAS Cup 2012:

Quarter Finals results posted – congrats to our semi-finalists!

PAS Champions League 2011/12:

2nd leg fixtures attached – at home? Don’t forget you joker!!

PAS Euro 2012:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2012 (and pay a reduced entry fee of £10 for the whole tournament!) you will have to finish in the Top 16 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… our resident Suarez sympathiser, Alex Rossi.

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… our Black Star, Will Oppong.

And Another Thing:

“If any of his bets win I will eat my hat, any hat, the official PAB hat!” – Sam Arora upped the ante and is now left with a mouthful. Little did he know the official “Pab hat” is a sombrero…

Cheers,
Pab

“Fast off to heaven just like Moses on a motorbike”:

He always raises eyebrows here at PAS Towers with his um, eccentric, scores, but this week its paid off! Savan Arora 34 (8) walks off with £20, the best weekly score of the season so far and much kudos in his fellow PAS playing family circles…

“It is time to dissolve”:

I blame Sp*rs & Liverpool. Rob Currin 11 (0) still hasn’t come down from cloud nine… obviously.

Correct Score of the Week:

A few good un’s & one very good one… – most popular score was Bristol City 1 Cardiff 2 – 25 of you got that!

5 got the “Desmond” at the K C Stadium, 12 got Reading’s 3-1 win v the Foxes and 7 got Walsall’s 0-0 against Hartlepool. 5 got the 1-2 between The Dossers and The Dons.

Jazz S / Julian F / Martin S got Sunderland 1 Liverpool 0 and Sam A & Vim G got Middlesbro 0 Dirty Leeds 2.

Will O got Hearts 2 St Mirren 2, Sam A got Northampton Town’s 3-1 win over Aldershot and El Presidente chipped in with Everton 1 Sp*rs 0 (yay!)

However, this week’s best correct score, and new best correct score of the season, goes to Scott Harrison for his inspired Swansea 1 Man City 0.

Bet of the Week:

After last week’s mini high, we crashed back to the normal low…

Table News:

“Play to the crowd with your big hit sound”:

Matt Gingell stays top 1 point clear of Nick H who in turn is 2 points ahead of Jamie T in third. Savan A & Simon Linds crash the Top Ten…

“See for yourself you have been sitting on a time bomb”:

Reda Allam stays bottom of the pile now twelve points behind Vim G who in turn is nine letters behind his son Mahli G. Bless…

“And they won’t simmer won’t simmer, won’t simmer down”:

Highest climbers this week, up a whopping 26 places are Gary Mitchell & Jack Buxton – honourable mentions go to Savan A (+17), Jamie S (+24), Rich L (+16), Mark J B (+21), Louise B (+19) and Michelle F (+17).

“They make no mention of the beauty of decay”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 26 places is Rob Currin – dishonourable mentions go to Mark S (-16), Rowan M (-15), Simon Lindq (-20), Shaun B (-15), Neil T (-20), Paul V (-23) and Tony S (-22).

PAS Cup 2012:

Quarter Finals draw have been posted. Home draw? Don’t forget your “joker”!

PAS Champions League 2011/12:

1st leg results posted. All to play for in every tie!

PAS Euro 2012:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2012 (and pay a reduced entry fee of £10 for the whole tournament!) you will have to finish in the Top 16 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… another not very hot spur, Jazz Sian.

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… still, the very handsome, intelligent, witty & my boss, Tony Bowley.

And Another Thing:

“Mind the gap” – hehehe….!

Cheers,
Pab

“Driving big cars, spending twenties and tens”:

He sends perfect polls! He sends himself to PAS Euro 12! He sends cheques! He sends himself hurtling up the league! He sends himself top of the best weekly scores! I’ll be sending Martin Stafford 38 (7) £20! Let’s hope he can send me some winning BotWs!

“Don’t push me cause I’m close to the edge”:

He should send himself to the naughty step. Or to Coventry. Or an S.O.S. Stephen Peaston 11 (0) is wishing he didn’t send his scores in…

Correct Score of the Week:

Sparse, very sparse… – most popular score was Millwall 1 Reading 2 – 23 of us got that!

6 got the 3-0 at Portman Road, 6 more got Pompey’s 1-3 reverse v Boro and 7 got Hibs’ 0-0 against St Mirren. 6 got the 0-0 between the Killie and The Saints and 5 got Sp*rs 1 Man Utd 3.

Pab / Francesca F / Sam A got Aberdeen 1 Celtic 1 and Jamie T & Howard T got Cardiff 0 West ’Ammmm 2.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Matt Gingell for his inspired Leeds 0 Southampton 1.

Bet of the Week:

We won!!! Well, Danny A won and only an inept Chelsea kept us from a bumper payout! Still, we’ll take whatever we can get and £2 is a nice foundation to build on for spot prize slot 67th. Danny adds a nugget to his £20 too for all his hard work. No pressure Martin S…

Table News:

“Walking ’round like you’re Pretty Boy Floyd”:

Matt Gingell hits top again and goes 7 points clear of Nick H who in turn is 3 points ahead of last week’s leader Danny A in third. Jamie T & Mark S crash the Top Ten…

“Looks like one great big alley way”:

Reda Allam stays bottom of the pile now only three points behind Mahli G who in turn is still ten points behind his daddy Vim G. Bless…

You say “I’m cool, I’m no fool!”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 36 places is Martin Stafford – honourable mentions go to Mark S (+25), Charlie H (+32), Josh H (+22), Neil O (+27), Jon T (+28) and Paul H (+20).

“I tried to get away, but I couldn’t get far”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 26 places is Neil Birchall – dishonourable mentions go to Dave T (-17), Steve T (-17), Mark J B (-19), Tony S (-26), Mr 2-0 (-20), Michelle F (-18) and Stephen P (-24).

PAS Cup 2012:

Quarter Finals draw on the site now!

PAS Champions League 2011/12:

You got further than Arsenal (sob)… – “home” teams, don’t forget to play your “joker”!

PAS Euro 2012:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2012 (and pay a reduced entry fee of £10 for the whole tournament!) you will have to finish in the Top 16 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the not very Hotspur, Simon Lindsay.

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the very handsome, intelligent, witty & my boss, Tony Bowley.

And Another Thing:

Thank the Lord, you’ve all paid!! I know how much I can run off with now…

Cheers,
Pab

“There’s a time for the second best”:

The pea split! Danny Ashworth 33 (4) who shared the prize last week, came back to claim the whole lot this week! £20 to you bruv (in law) – you’re as lucky as United at Norwich!

“You can holler, you can wail”:

Speaking of brothers, sometime’s you despair… Julian Fernandez 6 (0) is as unlucky & downtrodden as Pompey… SIX???!!!

Correct Score of the Week:

“5-2! We beat the scum 5-2…” – most popular score was Norwich City 1 Man Utd 2 – 25 of us got that!

11 got the 0-0 at St Mirren Park, 8 got Chelski’s 3-0 v Bolton and 4 got Wigan’s 0-0 against Aston Villa. 6 got the 1-3 between the Robins and the Tangerines and 6 got St Johnstone 3 Dunfermline 1. 12 got Man City 3 Blackburn 0.

Gary B / Matt G / Tony B got Pompey 0 Dirty Leeds 0 and Isaac A / Michelle F / Will O got Cardiff 1 Jammy Scousers 1.

Craig B got the “Desmond” at Sports Direct, Andy C got Watford 0 Southampton 3 and Anders H got 1-3 between Kilmarnock & Hibs.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Danny Ashworth for his inspired Inverness C T 1 Rangers 4.

Bet of the Week:

Two sets of bets, two sets of fail – it’s like the teams know we’re betting on both to score and not complying! Danny A gets another go this week to try and break the duck…

Table News:

“No longer will I curse the bad I’ve done”:

Danny Ashworth hits top (what a week!) and goes 2 points clear of the recovering Matt G who in turn is 1 point ahead of last week’s leader Nick H in third. Alex R & Simon B crash the Top Ten…

“You can f*ck like a broken sail”:

Reda Allam stays bottom of the pile now only four points behind Mahli G who in turn is ten points behind his daddy Vim G. Bless…

“But don’t ever give me up”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 30 places is Pete Britton – honourable mentions go to Simon Linds (+28), Sam A (+21) and Francesca F (+21)!

“You can swing, you can flail”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 36 places is Julian Fernandez – dishonourable mentions go to Paul V (-20), Gary M (-24) and Charlie H (-24)

PAS Cup 2012:

Revised second round results attached after one replay- congrats to all those through to the Quarter Finals, you’ve earned some money!

PAS Champions League 2011/12:

Last 16 2nd leg & aggregate scores attached – some very close ties! We have two players going for a Cup double and two who had double crash! Again, congrats to those now in the Quarter Finals, money is assured!

PAS Euro 2012:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2012 (and pay a reduced entry fee of £10 for the whole tournament!) you will have to finish in the Top 16 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the hotel heir, Rowan Marriott.

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the very Red, Neil Templeton.

And Another Thing:

Not paid yet?! Really does have to be in this weekend or you WILL be unceremoniously dumped from our beautiful game! You have been warned!!!

Cheers,
Pab

“Keep it in boom and never will we slander”:

Very tight finish this week, so tight in fact we had two peas in a pod (if the pod stretched from Wigan to Stalybridge) that couldn’t be split. Well done to Neil Birchall & Danny Ashworth 31 (5) who walk away with £10 apiece. It’s nice to share…

“The ills of the world make the situation lighter”:

…while at the other end, the sharing wasn’t of the good kind – Simon Lindquist & Ellen Fernandez 13 (0) had a week to forget…

Correct Score of the Week:

No, the 6-1 remained unpredicted – most popular score was Everton 2 Blackpool 0 – 21 of you got that!

Neil B, Martin S, Moi got the 0-0 at Tannadice, Andy C & Dave C got Leeds’s 3-2 v Donny and Paul H & Jon T got Aberdeen’s 0-0 against St Johnstone. Howard T got the 1-2 between the Canaries and the Foxes and Will O got Southampton 4 Derby Co 0. Sam A got Rangers 0 Kilmarnock 1.

However, this week’s best correct score and new best correct of the season so far, goes to Norman Lee for his inspired Hibs 0 Celtic 5.

Bet of the Week:

I’ll leave this to Nick H…

“Well that was a shocker – only managed one of the five :((“

Indeed…

Table News:

“Can I get a beep and a side order of cheerin’?”:

Nick Hogwood hits top (despite his abject failure on BotW – typical!) and goes 4 points clear of Tony S who in turn is 1 point ahead of Dave C in third.

“Should I release the lever, the lever of the clever?”:

Reda Allam stays bottom of the pile five points behind Mahli G who in turn is seven points behind Ellen F.

“We’ll be goin’ up the creek in a great big canoe”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 30 places is Neil Birchall – honourable mentions go to Stuart L (+21), Steve T (+20), Danny A (+29), Norman L (+23), Simon B (+21), Mark J B (+22), Gary B (+26), Mr 2-0 (+27), Stephen P (+29), Tony B (+20) and Andy C (+29)

“Repair the wear and tear, don’t start ’fore it starts”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 34 places is Rob Currin – dishonourable mentions go to Gary M (-23), Jack B (-20), Simon Linds (-25), Dave N (-20), Paul C (-23), Mark S (-23), Michelle F (-20) and Francesca F (-22)

PAS Cup 2012:

Second round results attached – away day specials & a draw!

PAS Champions League 2011/12:

Last 16 2nd leg fixtures attached – “home” teams, don’t forget to play your “joker”!

PAS Euro 2012:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2012 (and pay a reduced entry fee of £10 for the whole tournament!) you will have to finish in the Top 16 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the scouse Suarez, Alex Rossi.

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… the ’appy ’ammer, Matt Worsfold.

And Another Thing:

Not paid yet?! Yeah, you!! If your name’s below, you really need to pay up ASAP… um, please?

Cheers,
Pab