“Your sky all hung with jewels”:

He travels all round Europe supporting the mighty Reds and he’ll continue to do so in the Europa Cup this season (‘Ey! ‘Ey!). Another £20 then, for his second weekly win of the season, won’t go amiss for Neil Meredith 40(7)

“Up against your will”:

What’s worst? Getting ID’d in a Wetherspoon’s when you’re 24 years old or scoring 9(0) this week? Neil Osborne was nowhere near Preston for pre-gig drinks before the Enemy played on Saturday but Neil Birchall was….

Correct Score of the Week:

If only Tomas had stuck that chance away before Jody scored… 13 got Toon 3 Peterboro 1, 8 got the tutu at Oakwell and 5 (grrrrr!) got Wolves 1 Arsenal 4. Matt W & Ben McK got Blackburn 3 Pompey 1, Greg E got the only 0-0 available(in Edinburgh), Neil M got Hamilton 2 Motherwell 2, Mark De S C got off to a flyer with Bristol R 2 Southampton 3 and Mark McD got an equally good nine pointer in the South Wales derby. Every week I laugh at my mum when she sends her scores in but she has the last laugh this week – Patricia Fernandez gets this weeks best correct score and the new front runner for best correct score of the season with her Liverpool 2 Birmingham 2.

Bet of the Week:

Another near miss thanks to Celtic – Neil M is playing again to win cash for himself and BotW spot prize slot 23.

Table News:

“…a magic world”:

All change at the top! Rich L is knocked into second by Neil Meredith courtesy of 3 correct scores. Matt G continues the chase in third…

“Fate”:

All change at the bottom! Rich G is off the wooden spoon position, replaced by Paul Jenner who is propping up the rest courtesy of 2 correct scores away from Dave N.

“Through the thick and thin”:

Highest climber this week is Mark De-Ste-Croix up a whopping 22 places to 22nd. Honourable mentions for Ben McK (+17), Gareth M (+19), Greg E (+12) Ben H (+17), Patricia F (+19) and Olly O (+13)

“Too late to beg…”:

Falling furthest this week is Julian Fernandez down 18 places to 45th – dishonourable mentions for Mark F (-15), Neil O (-17), Savan A (-13), Stephen P (-12) and Martin S (-12)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week 13, you WILL win these prizes! Lisa G is on the promos at 11th(-5), Jamie T is at 13th (-6), Gareth M is at 17th (+19), Shaun B is on the BotW 23rd (-5), Greg E is at 27th (+12), Michelle F is at 33rd (-8), Jamie S is on the BotW 42nd (-10), Mr 2-0 is at 44th (-3), Vim Gis at 52nd (-4), Dan P is at 57th (+7), El Presidente is on the BotW 65th (-4), Wayne C is at 67th (-4) and Dave N is at 70th (non mover)

PAS Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is Neil Osborne.

And Another Thing:

When spreads go bad you can always rely on the little Russian to come up with a 66th minute goal at a cost of 22 – yay!

Cheers,
Pab

“…making plenty cash”:

He seems to mirror the form of his beloved Forest and at the moment Tony Bowley 33(6) is in a rich vein of it! Congrats Mr B, at least £20 on its way to you to spend on a corner flag to taunt Derby fans with then…

“…a dose of thrush you got while you were licking railings”:

For most of us another shocking week – especially shocking for Dan Pelgrom & Rich Graeme 9(0)

Correct Score of the Week:

Damn that lino at OT… 23 got Celtic 3 Kilmarnock 0, Pete B / Gareth M / Andy C got Sunderland 2 West Ham 2, Vim G and Mark McD can thank Didier for Chelski’s 0-4, Danny B and Ben McK got the two-two at the Orient and Shaun B & Richard H got St Johnstone 3 Falkirk 1. Oh, and Dave N selected Stoke 2 Wolves 2. However, this week’s best correct score goes to Andy Chesworth for his wise and very obvious Arsenal 3 Sp*rs 0!

Bet of the Week:

Another wipe out and Paddy Power mocks our pathetic efforts thus far… next up is Tony B playing to win cash for himself and BotW spot prize slot 65.

Table News:

“Dreaming of anything…”:

In a superb display of front running, Rich Lee stays top for the 6 consecutive week and now has 6 point gap to Andy C who in turn is 3 points ahead of Stephen S…

“In the mud, on your knees…”:

The battle of the bottom continues “toing” and “froing” with Rich Graeme back down to 71st and 4 points adrift of Dave N…

“…hope that they will see”:

Highest climber this week is (quelle surprise!) Tony Bowley up a whopping 23 places to 11th. Honourable mentions for Andy C (+13), Will O (+19), Dave C (+17) Danny A (+14) and Pete B (+13)

“…hide your shame from all those prying eyes”:

Falling furthest this week is Mark De-Ste-Croix down 16 places to 44th – dishonourable mentions for Matt W (-12), Michelle F (-15), Julian F (-14), Jamie S (-13) and Dan P (-15)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week 13, you WILL win these prizes! Tony B is on the promos at 11th(+23), Jon T is at 13th (+1), Mark Se is at 17th (-6), Francesca F is on the BotW 23rd (+8), Julian F is at 27th (-14), Simon L is at 33rd (+4), Savan A is on the BotW 42nd (-10), Mark De S C is at 44th (-16), Ben H is at 52nd (-2), Gary B is at 57th (+5), Scott A is on the BotW 65th (-1), Olly O is at 67th (non mover) and Dave N is at 70th (+1)

PAS Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is Jamie Sellers.

And Another Thing:

Did you see those “ladies” at Burnley on MOTD 2? God luv ’em…

Cheers,
Pab

“What makes me rise so high”:

The Smiths, Blur, The Cranberries, Babyshambles, Sleeper, The Ordinary Boys, New Order, The Maccabees, The Mystery Jets, The Zutons, Graham Coxon, The Courteeners and of course, Kaiser Chiefs. Stephen Street 30 (5) can now add PAS weekly winner to his CV of success…

“And sometimes I’m caught in a landslide”:

This season is proving particularly “difficult” and none so more than this week! On the scree slope of sad scores, I present Savan Arora / Dan Pelgrom / Martin Stafford / Neil Templeton / Mark McDowell 6(0)

Correct Score of the Week:

If only those swine flu lot had scored one goal!!!… 9 got PNE 2 Middlesbro 2, 7 had the 0-0 bore-fest at the KC and 5 got comparable thriller of a stalemate at Swansea. Dave C / Tony B / Jon T got the 3-1 between Southampton & MK Dons, and Catriona J & Francesca F got Coventry 0 WBA 0. Rich G got Burnley’s 1-3 reverse v Wigan, my mum (Patricia F) got Man City 2 Fulham 2 (how??!) and Lisa G got the Houdini down at the Boleyn. However, this week’s best correct score goes to Will Oppong for his Barnsley 2 Bristol City 3.

Bet of the Week:

Jeez! If it wasn’t for those horrible people at the Lane we could have posted some prize money up this week – grrrrr! Surely, it will happen this week?!

Table News:

“…keep this heaven alive”:

Rich Lee stays top – pegged back to four points by Jamie T and Matt G…

“I don’t really know what I’m doing here…”:

Dave Nicklin is now 5 points adrift of Rich G in the wooden spoon position

“My beat’s so in time…”:

Highest climbers this week are lickle baby Francesca Fernandez & proper grown up Dave Crisp, both up a whopping 24 places to 31st and 33rd respectively. Honourable mentions for Stephen S (+18), Jon T (+11), Tony B (+16) and Mark G (+13)

“…twisting out of sight”:

Falling furthest this week is Savan Arora down 19 places to 32nd – dishonourable mentions for Andy C (-12), Jazz S (-11), Danny A (-14), Dan P (-13) and Martin S (-14)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week 13, you WILL win these prizes! Mark Se is on the promos at 11th (non mover), Julian F is at 13th (-5), Danny B is at 17th (-5), Jazz S is on the BotW 23rd (-11), Gareth M is at 27th (non mover), Dave C is at 33rd (+24), Richard H is on the BotW 42nd (+10), Dave McS is at 44th (-4), El Presidente is at 52nd (+6), Howard T is at 57th (-9), Patricia F is on the BotW 65th (-1), Olly O is at 67th (-1) and Rich G is at 70th (non mover)

PAS Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is Savan Arora.

And Another Thing:

Despite being placed on 30 days “at risk of redundancy” I will try really really really hard not to do an Arfur Fowler with the (Christmas) prize fund… promise!

Cheers,
Pab

Life’s A Beach:

He may be part of that band of LFC supporters that aren’t actually from the city (no, he’s not Norwegian – try Runcorn) but it really hurts when his team surrender the title so early for the, ooh, what is it now, 20th year on the trot? However, winning this week’s £20 should keep Neil Meredith 43(8) in cans of Skol for a good few weeks to help soften the blow…well, he’s not gonna be spending it on airfare to Madrid either is he?!

’Ssup B*tch!:

We at PAS Towers are having a particularly traumatic football season both on and off the PAS pitch – Dave Nicklin 8(0) has now taken it down another notch…

Correct Score of the Week:

I thought it was a bad week… 12 got WBA 3 Reading 1, 7 had the Dingle derby ding-dong at Ewood, 5 got the Arsenal 3-1 and 4 got the nil-nil between Leicester & Derby. Jon A / Mark McD / Will O were rewarded for their faith in the Villa and Mark Sh & Ben McK got the 1-3 Saints win at Oldham. Lisa G got off to a flyer with Scunthorpe 3 Sheff U 1 and the Missus (F) managed conjure up four points from Everton 1 Wolves 1. But, best score this week goes to Vim Gupta for his “I know the SPL” Celtic 0 Motherwell 0.

Bet of the Week:

This is isn’t going to plan as we’ve yet to make money for any BotW spot prize slot or a weekly winner – can the Wool baaa-ck something decent? He’ll be playing for BotW spot prize slot 23

Table News:

“..you’re gonna see it in the fullness of time”:

It’s a “plastics” top two but Rich Lee stays top pegged back to five points by Week 4 winner Neil M. Andy C leads the chasing pack in 3rd

“You’re gonna have to find a way”:

Rich G climbs off the bottom and leaves Dave Nicklin 3 points adrift in 71st

“…don’t you fear anything”:

Highest climber this week is a resurgent Will Oppong up a whopping 29 places to 37th. Honourable mentions for Neil M (+27), Matt W (+20), Michelle F (+17), Stephen S (+15) and Gareth M (+16)

“Did you maybe lose your way?”:

Falling furthest this week is Neil Templeton down 26 places to 51st – dishonourable mentions for Greg E (-15), Danny A (-24), Stephen P (-24), Sam A (-13) and Mark G (-23)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week 13, you WILL win these prizes! Mark Se is on the promos at 11th(-4), Savan A is at 13th (+2), Catriona J is at 17th (-6), Stephen S is on the BotW 23rd (+15), Gareth M is at 27th (+16), Mark De S C is at 33rd (-3), Mr 2-0 is on the BotW 42nd (+3), Stephen P is at 44th (-24), Richard H is at 52nd (+6), Dave C is at 57th (+7), John McS is on the BotW 65th (+3), Gary B is at 67th (-11) and Rich G is at 70th (+1)

PAS Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is Clare Templeton.

And Another Thing:

Spread betting is evil – don’t get lured in kids….

Cheers,
Pab

“I can’t see further than my own nose at this moment”:

oh what a week! I feel so bad I think I need the doctor…which is convenient as Savan Arora is this week’s prize winner netting £20 thanks to his very impressive score of 45 (6) while all else floundered cursing France, Portugal and Ukraine for scoring one goal too many – well done Savan, don’t forget to rub your bruv’s nose in it!

“I’m ready to be heartbroken”:

He’s been away for a few weeks but John McSherry 11(0) enters back into the fray with a trickle rather than a splash…

Correct Score of the Week:

Bumper week – 19 got En-ger-land, 17 got San Marino’s 0-3, 14 got Portugal’s 4-0, 11 got France’s 5-0, 8(!) amazingly got Kazakhstan to score against Croatia, 5 got France’s other result v Austria and 4 got Portugal’s other result v Hungary. Dan P / Jamie T / Martin S got one of the two Irish 0-0s (Czech v Norn Iron), Patricia F & Louise B had Spain to just edge Armenia and Patricia F (what’s going on Mum?!) / Matt G got the 2-2 thriller in Dublin on Saturday. Jamie T got the other 0-0 (Eire v Montenegro) and Simon L (welcome back Simon after all these years!) got Sweden 4 Albania 1.But, best score this week is Lisa Grey for her inspired 9 pointer that was Italy 3 Cyprus 2.

Bet of the Week:

If I had a penny for every person who said “ooh, I just missed out on a couple of big scores this week” I’d have 9p. Which is 9p more than Martin S brought in for spot prize slot 42…it’s not going well this… maybe the good doctor will cure our ailments…

Table News:

“..you are the crown jewels”:

Rich Lee stays top & opens up an 9 point lead from the fast rising Andy C who in turn, is one point ahead of Mark F

“I’ve got my life a complication here to sort out”:

Debutant Rich Graeme slips to the bottom 1 point away from Jo L and my mum

“Jealousy is more than a word now..”:

Highest climber this week is (clue Cilla) Savan Arora up a whopping 48 places to 15th. Honourable mentions for Jamie T (+44), Nick H (+25), Simon L (+25), Ben McK (+23), Clare T (+27) and Howard T (+19)

"..feeling sorrier for me the more I behave badly:

Falling furthest this week is Scott Angus down 28 places to 54th – dishonourable mentions for Anders H (-19), Martin S (-22), Michelle F (-18), Gary B (-26), Paul J (-18) and John McS (-20)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week 13, you WILL win these prizes! Catriona J is on the promos at 11th(+7), Neil O is at 13th (-7), Nick H is at 17th (+25), Paul H is on the BotW 23rd (-13), Matt W is at 27th (-15), Mark G is at 33rd (+9), Dan P is on the BotW 42nd (-5), Dave McS is at 44th (+3), Howard T is at 52nd (+19), Francesca F is at 57th (+12), Mark McD is on the BotW 65th (-9), Dave N is at 67th (-12) and Jo L is at 70th (-13)

PAS Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is Clare Templeton.

And Another Thing:

Christine Bleakley – fair play to Adrian Chiles, but you have to say the girl could eat an apple through a letterbox…

Cheers,
Pab