“Breathe…”:

So, who won?

Well…a young PASer who has, let’s say, been very much in the shadows at his family abode due to his dad’s emphatic Champions League record. One who obviously took it upon himself to be more like his old man this season…and my, how that decision has paid off!

He let his “this-is-how-to-win-a-league-title” weekly performances do the talking for him “on the pitch” as he’s yet to get involved on our What’s App group (erm, the rest of youse are all on that aren’t you?!) and give some sideye to the Arse like is the want of everyone on there…<shakes fist>

It was another close, compacted, confusing Covid (slightly less) catastrophe of a season – whilst Man City smoothly glide their way to the title (come on you Gunners!!) with certainty & consistency in the (non) real world, our champion pretty emulated Pep’s Machine to his own victory!

A few players kinda threatened to win it, but…

No one got close to the magnificent correct score tally. The joint fourth best ever. And, the points tally was the 8th highest ever to boot!

To be perfectly frank, it was another of those almost perfect campaigns…

Our “Winter” champ started the season at a comfy 15th, jumped to 4th, then hit the top spot in Week 3. Blimey.

And there he stayed right up to Week 8 before dipping to 2nd for a few weeks. Double blimey!

More dips?

Nope.

Week 12 it was all about putting the gallant Matthew M et al (inc. his dad) to the sword!

With the impeccable timing of a seasoned PAS pro, when really it mattered, any challengers were brushed aside in a remarkable performance of concentrated consistency!

So, be upstanding lords, ladies & gents and doff your caps to Jack Buxton 376 (54) – He. Is. A. Winner!

Bravo Master Buxton, you’ve shown some minerals this season. Sparkling stuff!

Jack The Lad won by a narrow 3 points from a heroic effort from Matthew Murphy, in second place.

And he finished six points ahead of “Geordie With A Nosebleed”, Chris Dixon in third spot.

Simon Buxton was a further 1 point behind in the not too shabby 4th berth, with Mark Seels 12 points shy in 5th proudly flying the “I’m The Top Syndicator” banner for once…  : )

Just three correct scores  further back, Jazz Sian can reflect on a fine season, akin to his halycon days, finishing in sixth spot, with a, i’d expect, very giddy Lily Templeton following in 7th virtue of another 3 correct scores. Bravo that Belfast Bella (aged 12)!

In eighth place (only 7 points back) was the ever enthusiastic Reagon Karki and further endorsing & repping “Girl Power!”, Samantha Randall was another two points behind in 9th.

Like the resurgent Tranmere, Rich Lee just edged out perennial prize spot botherer Jason Morris courtesy of a couple of points in 10th…welcome back to the big time Ricardo!

“Masquerade”: 

Only 16 points, but 58 places, separated our new champion from newbie Robert Haworth 253 (22) in Week 1!

Actually, that may well be the highest scoring wooden spoon ever…but I guess that’s scant consolation cos it’s still last place innit!

Awkward…

Starting in 83rd, our latest debutant never really recovered.

Like a role model to rubbish yo-yoing, it was then 77th, down to 91st, down again to 93rd for two weeks, then up to 92nd, and up again in Week 7 to 90th!

Week 8 it was down to 92nd.

A brief rally to 91st & then 87th was followed with a slip down again to 89th in Week 11.

Week 12 saw him nestled in at second bottom…

And then the final fall…securing the wooden spoon to round off a thoroughly miserable year.

Eddie O, Tony M, Debbie L, Charlie H & El Presidente made gallant efforts over the season to save The Syndicate’s mate’s blushes, but…

Spot Prizers

Ok, YOU have finished on these positions AND you HAVE won those prizes!

Pete Hawdon on 13th, Luke Stafford on 17th, Ben Hogwood on 23rd, Mike Krasnowski on 27th, Daniel Hughes on 33rd, Neil Osborne on 39th, Bijay Lama on 42nd, Martin Stafford on 45th, George Triantafillou on 56th, Neil Critchlow on 57th, Stuart Fitzsimon on 60th, Dan Miller on 65th, Ric Pardoe on 71st, Howard Thomas on 83rd, and Me! on 89th – small victories, kids!

click here to view the full table & to see how much you won!

*** all prize money (less your entry fee!) will be winging its way over this week – promise! Look out for that Monzo link notification on email!***

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Last Sixteen draw coming your way soon!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 1st leg – Week 2

Last 16 2nd leg –  Week 4

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 8

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

Congrats if you finished in the Top 32 – you’re in the Cup. Magic!

Draw to follow…

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

1st Round – Week 3

Last 16 – Week 7

Quarter Finals – Week 9

Semi Finals – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

Other little bits 

Rich Lee picks up £10 for getting the record breaking Best Weekly Score of the Season in Week 3 –  72 (10)

Mike Krasnowski picked up £5 for getting the Best Correct Score of the Season – France 8 Kazakhstan 0. 

Plaudits

Thanks again to all for taking time and bothering to play, we couldn’t do it without you!

And a final big thank you to Dave N & Dan H for providing all the behind the scenes techky stuff to enable another great (relatively glitch free!) season…

See you in a few weeks PASers.

Good riddance 2021…

Cheers and (belated) Happy New Year!

Pab

“Drawn to a close…RIP you Ledge!”

“Wet Dream”:

*** spoiler alert! ***

I’m writing this like it’s that sweet time of year just before you open your presents… y’know, to keep it “real” like the halcyon days of pre-Covid!

You can tell it’s the holiday season – people put down crazy scores, crazy scores come in.

Mr 2-0 is oversubscribed as people “forget” or drift off into an alcoholic abyss with little chance of predicting succour.

Form goes out the window & “coupon busters” are celebrated by bookies across the country.

So how do you combat this perennial problem?

Don’t ask me, I had Stoke v Fulham as 1-1 & Arsenal to beat Burnley 4-0…

However, as Liverpool netted an 89th minute penalty (it really wasn’t, was it!) at Selhurst Park , the miracle of Christmas left Predictz trailing in the wake of Martin Stafford 40 (7)

VAR, late pens and 14 points from the last 4 games of the season – ding, dong! (merrily on high)

Third weekly win of the season for the Staffords & 3rd (!) Christmas (Week 13) in a row for Mr S…

I can just copy n paste this then –

“Sawreetferthee M, eeeyafflaff?!

Art suppin bowt?

Best use that twenty quid, eh?!”

Ahem,

Here’s the science bit – 8 of youse managed 30 points or more.

Merry Christmas!

Correct Score of the Week:

Slim pickings…most popular score was QPR’s 1-2 win at Coventry – 22 of youse got that!

Nineteen go the very annoying 89th minute spoiling, outrageous ,Crystal Palace 1 Liverpool 3

10 doffed a cap to West Brom’s 3-0 deconstruction of Peterboro

Ben McK, Frankie F & Pete C got the dull-all at Gander Green Lane

Pete B & Rob C thrilled at the thrilling Bristol City 3 Cardiff City 2

Sam A & Eddie O obviously guessed Wigan would beat Gilliongham 3-2

Rich L was well away with the 1-3 away win for Mansfield

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Yours Truly for my at-effing-last-i’m-back-baby inspired, Southampton 1 Man City 1!

Bet of the Week:

Danny Ashworth was on “Bet of the Week” position 60th in Week 12 so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

We struck again!

So, £6.55 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 60th leaving it on a merry £9.63!

Great effort from all our BoTWers this season.

Say it quietly, but I think we may be onto something here…or maybe not.

Table News:

Two crashed the Top Ten!

“Chaise Longue”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 19 places is Martin Stafford – honourable mentions go to Dan W (+18), Predictz (+14), Pete B (+11) and Pete C (+11)

“Too Late Now”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 13 places is Tony Morris – dishonourable mentions go to Paul C (-11), and Bijay L (-10)

Full season update is imminent once I can work out what day it is…

Actually, I’ll get it done before you the new season starts – honest!

Then you can click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Last Sixteen draw coming your way soon!

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 1st leg – Week 2

Last 16 2nd leg –  Week 4

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 6

Quarter Finals 2nd leg –  Week 8

Semi Finals 1st leg –  Week 10

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

PAS Cup 2021:

Congrats if you finished in the Top 32 – you’re in the Cup. Magic!

Draw to follow…

Dates for your (next year) diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

1st Round – Week 3

Last 16 – Week 7

Quarter Finals – Week 9

Semi Finals – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘21)

And Another Thing:

“Vibrant” – Greta / “Icarus” – Fana Hues / “Polaris” – Damon Albarn / Children Of The Internet (HAAI Rework)” – Future Utopia / “Yoga Town” – Super State / “Do It” – Iraina Mancini / “How Can I Make It OK?” – Wolf Alice / “405” – Metronomy / “Wet Dream” – Wet Leg / “Time Out Of My Mind” – Lou Hayter / “Solar Power” – Lorde / “How Can I Help You” – Self Esteem / “Scratchcard Lanyard” – Dry Cleaning / “Apricots” – Bicep / “Bloomsday” – Samantha Crain / “Only For Tonight” – Pearl Charles / “Solarised” – Jane Weaver / Green Eyes” – Arlo Parks / “John L” – Black Midi / “Medicated” – Du Blonde / “No Pressure” – Field Music / “Second Time” – The Goa Express / “The Return” – Lightning Bug / “My Perfect Energy” – Little Simz

Go buy ’em kids, if you can afford it!

Remember, Spotify is the devil…

Thank you for taking part in the weirdest season ever – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon. Very soon!

Actually, it will be mid-February – fear not, you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders!

Oh, and bring some friends…

Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve been ironing out the glitches as always and looking how to improve your user experience…  : )

Prize Money Update  – League prize money will be paid out pronto! (Less your entry fee for next season, natch…)

Merry Christmas, now go wash your hands…

Pab

“Seven!”

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)”:

Another old-skool PAS week (in that a lot of scores went the way they were supposed to!) meant that it was a close congested field once again.

Despite that, only 9 players (including me! Yes. Me!) scored thirty points or more.

This kind of form has definitely come too late for most (moi, again!) and maybe we’ll have one last competitive round for the end of the season… which looks like it may be just in time (gulp!)

Anyway, eight of us got a bit giddy at the thought of winning the £20 when the last game was postponed due to Covid (actually, will we get the last week in? Should we abandon the season if we don’t??!) but what we didn’t bargain for, was one PAS old-skooler’s relentless march to the top with quite an astonishing performance!

Ryan Graves 42 (7) quietly notched up his correct scores with a flurry of 1-1, 2-1 & 1-0 scorelines and only failed to predict the correct result of eight games!

Accumulator nirvana!

Bravo mi Bromley (or is Beckenham?!) amigo – will that “score” contribute to a punt on a Liverpool treble this season??!

“Here Comes The Rain Again”:

Meanwhile…

At the other end, 15 punters couldn’t manage any more than fifteen points this week.

Twelve shied away from a single correct score but thankfully the shame of not getting into double figures was swerved this week.

So, who had their head hanging in embarrassment?

Darren McCarthy & Mark J Brown 13 (1) brought up the rear togevver. So they can hold hands in some sort of Mersyside harmony PR…

Oh… Wait! Mr McC doesn’t support Liverpool anymore! Scratch that then…

Correct Score of the Week:

Didn’t we do well…most popular score was Derby’s 1-0 win over Blackpool– 19 of youse got that!

Eight got Birmingham City’s “Desmond” with Cardiff City

7 celebrated the bore draw between Stoke & Middlesbro

Six banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Bradford City & Sutton Utd

4 doffed a cap to The Arsenal’s 3-0 deconstruction of Southampton

Paul C & Moi got the dull-all at Turf Moor

Mike K & Tim P nailed the last minute Hull City 2 Bristol City 2

David G said “Look at me! Yes! Me!” for his Crystal Palace 3 Everton 1

Richard H thrilled at the thrilling Ross County 3 Dundee 2

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Patricia Fernandez for her it’s-like-1970-all-over-again inspired, Chelsea 3 Dirty Leeds 2!

Bet of the Week:

Norman Lee was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 11, so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

It was close…

“I hope this reaches you –  these are my three for bet of the week

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th, leaving it on £0  – do not land here next week!

Danny Ashworth is at 60th this week….

Daniel(san), I need your 3 choices for a trixie by Friday, please!

Give us some Christmas cheer!

Table News:

“When Tomorrow Comes”:

Jack Buxton makes his move and goes 6 points ahead of Matthew M, who in turn is nine points in front of Chris D…is it a one horse race now?

Two crashed the Top Ten.

“Love Is A Stranger”:

Eddie Osborne stays bottom, now four points behind Robert H, who in turn is 3 points adrift of Predictz…

“It’s Alright (Baby’s Coming Back)”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 20 places is Richard Hirst – honourable mentions go to Ryan G (+19), Neil O (+12), Paul S (+11), and Julian F (+10)

“Thorn In My Side”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 14 places is Darren McCarthy  – dishonourable mentions go to Dan C (-11), Rob C (-10), and Anders H (-10)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Matchday 6 Group games – the last of the group stage!

It. Was. Telling.

We had 15 successful jokers! 5 hammerings! And, 5 away wins!

One won their game with 20 points & 1 lost theirs with 30 points!

The groups are now concluded – congrats to the Last Sixteen!

We had unblemished records in Groups A & G, a love story in Group B, “goal difference” deciding between all four in Group C (spoiler alert – arrrrrggghhhhhhh!), one “goal” deciding Group D, easy rides in Groups E, F & H….

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Knockout rounds – PAS Lucky 13 Spring 2022

Final tables can be found here

PAS Cup 2022:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2022 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is not an alpaca…Bijay Lama!

And Another Thing:

Aussie rules!

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers,

Pab

“F1, eh? Bloody hell!”

“Saint”:

Blimey! It was a bumper week all round with an epic scrap at the top to boot!

If you scored 30 points or more, you we’re one of twenty six – well done youse lot, you’ve brought PAS back from disrepute!

Plenty were in with a shout for the £20 weekly prize…

Neil M basically nullified himself by missing 5 games.

Martin S, funnily enough, didn’t trust a Scouser and went against Villa – and it cost him.

Neil T was right in mix after nailing Covid FC’s 3-0 Sunday win but then limped home with only one more point from 4 games.

Dan W split the Templeton/Stafford kids power struggle with a Hearts correct score, but then had nothing else to give.

That left li’l Lily T in the box seat, but she decided to “trust the process” only to see Mikel let us all done again.

So, the (advent) door opened for Luke Stafford 41 (8) to claim a season double by way of 3 correct scores on the bounce from the last 3 games of the week!

Best was left to last though as Demarai Gray’s 92nd wonder winner sent to him to the summit by one point…

Bravo Luke – and unlucky Lily.

PAS thinks the kids are alright!

“You’re Not Good Enough”:

So, not a good week to score less than twenty points, but 19 of you did exactly that.

Everyone managed double figures though!

And only two didn’t capture a correct score (unlucky Matt W!)

Worst of the week though was Eddie Osborne 10 (0)…steady!

Correct Score of the Week:

Bet you all thought you had a good week this week…most popular score was Rangers’ 3-0 win over Dundee– 31 of youse got that!

Thirty just knew Watford would score against City for a 1-3

27 got Spurs 3 Norwich 0

Seven were all over the 0-3 to the Celtic

7 more got Brentford’s “Desmond” at Leeds

Mike K & Dom W had Millwall’s 3-1 win over Birmingham

Julian F made us all green by happening upon Man Utd 1-0 Palace

Danny A lapped up the injury time Jota joy of Wolves 0 Liverpool 1

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Chris Birch for his c’mon-you-Irons-i’m-lovin’-my-nosebleed inspired, West Ham 3 Chelsea 2!

Bet of the Week:

Daniel Hughes was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 10, so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

He went off-piste, and…

The boy did good!

“Yo yo

So, £3.05 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd, leaving it on £3.05  – now now, it’s better than nowt!

Norman Lee is at 45th this week….

Norm, I need your 3 choices for a trixie by Friday, please!

Can you go one better?!

Table News:

“Dark & Handsome”:

Matthew Murphy stays top but now only 7 points ahead of Jack B, who in turn is eight points in front of Chris D…is it a two horse race now?

Two crashed the Top Ten.

“I Know”:

Eddie Osborne cascades 6 places to the bottom, one point behind Predictz, who in turn is 8 points adrift of El Presidente…the charge starts here people!

“Hope”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Martin Stafford – honourable mentions go to Neil T (+12), John K (+12), George T (+12), Danny A (+16), and Dan W (+14)

“Best To You”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 13 places is Neil Critchlow  – dishonourable mentions go to Peter M (-10), Anders H (-10), Alex R (-10), and Sam O (-10)

Click here for further details…

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Matchday 6 next week…the final games!

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”…it could be crucial

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 12

Full fixtures & results can be found here

PAS Cup 2022:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2022 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is debutant…Dan Clarke!

And Another Thing:

Xhaka’s back, so i’m not…

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers,

Pab

“Bat man ain’t robbin’…”

“Got You”:

Yet another unpredictable week (no, really…) wreaked havoc on perfectly sensible predictions (you can see where i’m going here…) to produce a week where a mere 16 players registered 30 points or more.

But it was close at the top – all sixteen could’ve won the £20 weekly prize!

Bijay L had a couple of 5 pointers to go with his 8 pointer, but then faded away on Sunday.

Alex R actually did his scores and nailed his beloved Liverpool’s 4-0 scoreline…only to ebb away after a strong Sunday start.

Matthew M was in the box seat and odds-on to top the week after notching that Celtic 1-2 – but then inexplicably thought that Man Yoo AND Derby would prevail. No, really…

That left the door open for yet more Geordie joy this season as Chris Dixon 39 (6) saw Andre Gray’s 90th minute winner secure his 1-2 QPR prediction edge him over the line for the second time this season…

Congrats Ant (or is it Dec?) you can use your winnings to get a nice haircut like Eddie now can’t ya! (man)

“GFY”:

This season is horrible, right?

Eleven of youse didn’t go beyond the 15 point marker this week

5 didn’t register a correct score.

Only one though didn’t get to double figures this week.

Danny Ashworth 8 (0) is feeling that Ole-type crashing feeling as he falls asleep at the wheel…

Correct Score of the Week:

Please make it stop…most popular score was QPR’s 1-2 win at Derby – 22 of youse got that!

Fourteen got the 1-3 Teddy Bears win over Livingston

14 more had Liverpool’s merciless deconstruction of Southampton

Five got the dull-all at The Posh

4 got Bournemouth’s “Desmond” with Coventry City

Bijay L got Dundee 3 Motherwell 0

Paul C celebrated the bore draw between Norwich & Wolves

However, this week’s best correct score goes to newbie Damian Heavern for his I-did-a-Red-Bull-warm-up-too-inspired, Leicester 4 Watford 2!

Bet of the Week:

Richard Hirst was on “Bet of the Week” position 83rd in Week 9, so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

It’s not going to plan….

“My bet is Huddersfield, Mk Dons and Bradford (all to win)”

No, yes, no…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 83rd, leaving it on £6.15  – shame…

Daniel Hughes  is at 33rd this week….

Dan, I need your 3 choices for a trixie by Friday, please!

Can you get us…something?!

Table News:

“Cup Of Destiny”:

Matthew Murphy maintains pole position but now 10 points ahead of Jack B, who in turn is two points in front of Chris D…

One(!) crashed the Top Ten.

“Gacked On Anger”:

Predictz slips 4 places to the back of the pack , four points behind Moi, who in turn is 6 points adrift of Dan W…

“Guided By Angels”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 20 places is Damian Heavern – honourable mentions go to Bijay L (+19), Andy F (+18), Paul H (+16), Matt W (+14), Alex R (+19), and Richard H (+14)

“Monsoon Rock”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places is Danny Ashworth  – dishonourable mentions go to Nick H (-11), Jamie S (-11), Stuart F (-15), Joanne McK (-13), Chris B (-13), Sam A (-13) and Neil C (-15)

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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Matchday 5 Group games went ahead this week…

It. Was. Messy.

We had 13 successful jokers! 3 really successful joker! 7 hammerings! 1 heartbreaker! 1 close game! And, 7 away wins!

One won their game with 14 points & 1 lost theirs with 29 points!

This is it now…but Paul V, Jack B & Lee F join Olly O, Kate S & Samantha R in the knockout stages and can play the kids in MD 6!

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 12

Full fixtures & results can be found here

PAS Cup 2022:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2022 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot are the inseparable …Scott Harrison & Daniel Hughes!

And Another Thing:

I give up…

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers,

Pab

“Take a bow, Aaron…”

“Blessa”:

If I told you Mr 2-0 nearly won this week, you’d despair, right?

If I told you 2/3 of the PAS Board nearly won, you’d laugh, right?

If I told you a Swede who forgot to do his scores nearly won, you’d give up, right?

If I told you last week’s winner nearly won again, you’d cry “fix!”, right?

If I told you a relative newcomer with previous mid-table PAS credentials nearly won, you’d kinda hope it was you, right?

Well, what about if I told you a kid who finished bottom last week turned the ridiculous into the sublime and won? You’d clap, right?

Well Luke Stafford 43 (7) did just that, but you may mute the applause when you hear that of the 21 games he didn’t submit a prediction for, he picked up 4 correct scores! And of the eight games he DID predict, he scooped a 3-0 and that 4-0!

Bravo Luka, the £20 is on it’s way! You obviously took my advice on doing your homework last week eh??! (I’m taking a 50% consultancy fee…)

“Run Baby Run”:

I’m just gonna tell you i’m sick of this game…

But not as sick as the 14 punters who didn’t break the 15 point barrier this week.

Or the 3 who didn’t register a correct score.

Or, indeed, Rowan Marriott & Dan Wayman 9 (0) who brought up the rear as the only ones not to get to double figures.

Chin up, chaps!

Correct Score of the Week:

Mate…most popular score was ‘Wall’s 1-1 draw at Boro– 27 of us got that!

Twenty doffed a cap to Citeh’s 3-0 deconstruction of Everton

6 somehow stumbled on Fulham 4 Barnsley 1 (how????)

David G, Predictz & Mike K celebrated the bore draw between Sheff U & Cov

Mike K (again!) & Luke S will shout out loud about the humbling of Arsenal by Liverpool

However, this week’s best correct score goes to nobody cos-there-wasn’t-any-unique-correct-score inspiration…!

Bet of the Week:

Dan Clarke was on “Bet of the Week” position 33rd in Week 8, so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

He gave us what we want & went leftfield…

“With everything crossed that this is more like week 5 than any other week, I would like you to put our money on –

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd, leaving it on £0  – bah.

Richard Hirst  is at 83rd this week….

Tricky, I need your 3 choices for a trixie by Friday, please!

Can you get us a “full house”?! Or half a house at least?

Table News:

“What You Want”:

Matthew Murphy jumps to the top of the pile, 2 points ahead of Jack B, who in turn is eight points in front of Chris D…

Two crashed the Top Ten.

“Causers Of This”:

Simon Turnbull now anchors the league, six points behind Dan W, who in turn is 2 correct scores adrift of, ahem, me…

“Ordinary Pleasure”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Mr 2-0 – honourable mentions go to Luke S (+20), Anders H (+19), Rob C (+18), Simon Linds (+16), Dan H (+16), and Dave N (+16)

“Fading”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places is Rowan Marriott  – dishonourable mentions go to Julian F (-11), Gary B (-16), George T (-13), Frankie F (-16), and Paul V (-11)

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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Matchday 5 next week…

If you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”!

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

Full fixtures & results can be found here

PAS Cup 2022:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2022 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the definitely not in Antarctica…Scott Harrison!

And Another Thing:

This

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers,

Pab

“Don’t worry Ronnie, I still love you and this is only like Paris 2016 with that moth (except there’s no moth) and look what happened then! Yes, we do it the hard way. We’ll nick through in the last minute of the 2nd leg play off and then go into the obligatory “Grupo de Morte”…but then we’ll win it! Won’t we! Won’t we?”

“Sunflower”:

Did you get the benefit of VAR in San Marino?

Most people didn’t get enough of them tbf.

Lily T did.

Unfortunately for Lily (and another 13 players), a(nother) monster score in Paris put pay to them winning the weekly prize…

Those great eight (goals) meant our friend across the Pond, Mike Krasnowski 46 (3) ensured his two point lead over the desperately unlucky Matthew M as he (ice)skated away with a most audacious of wins for the £20 – some of Canada won’t be dry this week!

“A Punk”:

You know it’s dark days & some of your good pals must be wallowing in the doldrums when you receive a message reading “PAS is making me feel ill…”.

Well, fifteen punters failed to get a correct score this week and Luke Stafford 13 (0) must have looked like one of them puking emoji thingys this week as he trawled in last this week.

Get back to doing your homework Luka!

Correct Score of the Week:

I know, right!…most popular score was Scotland’s 0-2 win in Moldova– 24 of youse got that!

Eleven will shout out loud about the 8 goal humbling of Gibraltar by Turkey

9 just knew Luxembourg wouldn’t score against Ireland for a 0-3

Six quite rightly predicted England’s 5-0 thrashing of Albania

5 were grateful for the 3-1 Belgian win over Estonia

Howard T, Julian F & Samantha R were well away with the 1-3 away win at Walsall for Harrogate

Matt W & Dave C got the 1-3 Luxembourg win over Azerbaijan

Jazz S & Stuart F somehow stumbled on Armenia 1 Germany 4

Mike K & Lily T thrilled at the thrilling San Marino 0 England 10 (TEN)

Stuart F (again!) had Denmark’s 3-1 win over Horrible Whale Killers

Hira Y got the dull-all at Portman Road

Simon Linds was all over the 1-4 to Poland in Andorra

However, this week’s best correct score, and new Best Correct Score Of The Season, goes to Mike Krasnowski (again!) for his go-big-or-go-home inspired, France 8 Kazakhstan 0!

Bet of the Week:

Andy Fowler was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 7, so we asked him to provide a treble selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

And guess what?!

He went big…

“Alright son!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th, leaving it on £0  – hmmppphh…

Dan Clarke  is at 33rd this week….

Dan, I need your 3 choices for a trixie by Friday, please!

Can you get us a “full house”?!

Table News:

“Mansard Roof”:

Jack Buxton stays top, 7 points ahead of Chris D, who in turn is one point in front of Simon B…

Three crashed the Top Ten.

“Walcott”:

Predictz stays rooted to the bottom, now only two points behind Patricia F, who in turn is 4 points adrift of Robert H…

“Harmony Hall”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 22 places is Mike Krasnowski – honourable mentions go to Danny A (+21), Sam A (+19), Neil O (+18), Stuart F (+18), and David G (+17)

“Oxford Comma”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 14 places is Luke Stafford  – dishonourable mentions go to Jamie S (-13), Sam O (-13), Greg F (-12), Scott H (-11), Neil T (-11) and Paul H (-11)

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PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2021/22:

Matchday 4 Group games went ahead this week…

It. Was. Interesting.

We had 13 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker! 4 hammerings! 1 heartbreaker! 5 close games! And, 8 away wins!

One won their game with 22 points & 1 lost theirs with 36 points!

Getting really real now…but Olly O, Kate S & Samantha R can breathe easy!

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 10

Matchday 6 – Week 12

Full fixtures & results can be found here

PAS Cup 2022:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2022 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the John Taylor of Beckenham…Ryan Graves!

And Another Thing:

The gift that keeps on giving…

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

Cheers,

Pab