Yep, well done all youse shrewd enough to mark your own scores cos you spotted th, umm, deliberate mistake this week. Fortunately it doesn’t affect the prize money…

You see, when you’ve nothing better to do all day except wonder where the next wage is coming from you get a bit slack… what happened was that I forgot to put in the Everton result (can’t believe how many of you had faith in that pub team!) and subsequently points were missing – don’t worry, all will be amended and updated “toot sweet” ready for this weeks action (have you seen the fixtures yet??? – ha ha!).

Apologies, but had Francky Q not hit the bar I would have noticed it a lot sooner as I had it down for 1-1…

And whilst you’re here, the Guardianista (well a few of them) seem to having problems sending their scores through. Please check for a “error message” and if you get one send to my GMail e-dress as pointed out a hundred million times previous, OR failing that, saunter (see, I remember how much work you do!) over to Mr Peaston and watch him send his scores cos he’s not had a problem as yet…

Cheers and soz again,
Pab.

Darren Fletcher:

Where the “Scottish Beckham” headed a goal to stop Chelski running away with it, Clare Nevin 44 (6) won this week at a canter, and is now herself running away with PAS, opening up a massive 17 point gap at the half way stage. Well done Clare. You shall receive £20 very soon. Will you spend it on a FC Utd rosette and scarf for Neil T since he’s been (prior to Sunday), sooooo disillusioned with Man Yoo?

Only The 40 Games Then:

Oh dear, John McSherry 11 (0) had more of a mare than the Lino at Selhurst Park…

Correct Score of the Week:

Everyone in the world it seemed got back on the dead cert that is Celtic 3-0, plenty on the Arse and Ipswich, a few on the 2-2 draw in Scotland, Neil B & Joanne G we’re on wonderful Wigan’s 0-2 and Will O got Hearts 3-0. However, this weeks props go to Danny A for his Millwall 1 Crewe 3 result. Scott A is still out front for the season though…

Bet of the Week:

Well it had to happen didn’t it! The week I forget to bet on the weekly winners recommendations, it comes in… a 5 timer with a good value Watford included! Anyone get on it? Johnny W, did you back your own predictions? How much did the accumulator come in at??? Please let me know and make me feel even worse…

News:

When you see the table you’ll notice “Mr 2-0” is back in business. I’ve had to refund one punter and that’s affected the “spot prizes” and 10th place. Sorry about that, but it was a special case. For those not familiar with Mr 2-0, he’s a made up man who gets the 2-0 score every week, so you can gauge your performance against the default score… just so you can see the value of taking part and having a think about it – or not!

Week 7 table

Tip Top :

As mentioned above, Clare Nevin is now a huge 17 points clear of the improving Karl C in 2nd.

Getting There :

Highest climber this week is a joint effort. Tim B & Richard L are both up 16 places to 14th & 16th respectively. Other movers of note are Stephen P (+11), Jazz S (+12), Jamie S (+9) and Olly O (+9)

Losing It :

Falling down the mostest this week is Neil T, down 14 places to 26th. Others slipping are Neil B (-7), Tapiwa M (-7), Me (-9), Ahmed A (-7), Andy B (-10) and Fred R (-10)

Rock Bottom :

As Martin S puts in his best performance of the season, Kim A is now 2 points behind John McS in the wooden spoon berth.

Spotters:

Tapiwa M at 17th (-7), Ahmed A at 27th (-7) and Julian F at 42nd (+3)

Cup Cut Off :

After Week 13 you need to be where Scott A (+4) is at present on 32nd spot to be invited to play in the Cup 2006.

Hopefully all the “reply all” and “out of office” messages aren’t coming thru now as Dave N has been slaving away all week to resolve the problem. Top man!

Cheers,
Pab.

Hibees:

He owes it all to that lad who notched late doors for Soton cos it edged me out of winning the weekly prize – John Williamson 30(5) is this weeks winner and will no doubt spend the £20 on a “I Hate Sol” t-shirt or something equally bitter as the dirty Sp*rs yet again fail to beat Les Gooners despite us having our worst side out for years… Ha ha ha!

Sir Alex:

From hero to zero in one fell swoop, Pam Dyson 9(1) capitulates but is joined by a despondent Mackem in the form of Joanne Gracie 9(0)

Correct Score of the Week:

Quite a few of us got the Citeh score right for the only “bonus” points of the week. All other scores of note (Everton, Coventry, Wigan etc) were snaffled up by at least two people so for the first time in ages, we don’t have a CSW. Scott A is lovin’ it…

Bet of the Week:

Pam D didn’t get back to me and stand in Danny A was too late for me to send it round. Just as well really as it was a wrong un by 3.15… I won’t mention the bets Jon T and myself put on Friday night either! Johnny W, you’re up next mate.

News:

Meredith B had a bit of trouble getting their scores thru this week for some reason (an error report was sent). If this happens to you, either send it to my GMail e-dress ([email protected]) or forward on your scores later along with the error report so I can see when you originally tried to send. Just to make sure no skulduggery is going on, not that you lot would try such a thing…

Table after Week 6

Looking Good On The Dancefloor:

Ex indie-fop John Williamson is strutting his stuff up 8 places to lead the way by 2pts from Ben H.

Robot From 1984:

None of the bottom 3 moved but Martin Stafford is now only 4pts away from Kim A.

Explosion:

I may be officially “dole scum” (anyone got any vacancies at their place??!) but I’m movin’ on up and officially this weeks highest climber up 9 places to lucky 13th. Other movers include John W (see above), Neil Birchall (+6), Fred R (+6), Jamie S (+6) and Mark F (+7)

Frozen Shoulders:

Not only a 1-4 home defeat to Pompey (Pompey??!) to deal with, Joanne G is also this weeks furthest faller down 14 places to 33rd. Other stiffs are Stephen P (-8), Pam D (-9), Richard L (-8), Scott A (-10) and Olly O (-11).

Spotted:

Wayne C is up 3 to 17th, Gary B is up 2 to 27th and Matt G is up 3 to 42nd. Richard L is down 8 to 32nd ad where you need to be come Week 13 to get an invite to the Cup comp in 2006.

Cheers,
Pab.

Pies :

Just like good ol’ Wigan Soul Athletic, this week’s winner provided the grim North with something to smile about. Pam Dyson 50 (10) produced one of the best winning scores for a long time and is there or thereabouts on the “best haul of correct scores in a week” board too. Congratulations Pam, £20 on it’s way for you to put towards the airfare when Man Yoo move to West Virginia next season…

Pires :

Scarily akin to scuffing a football with your studs from twelve yards out in front of a worldwide audience, Danny Ashworth fluffed his lines and scored 13(1). “Hey Danny! What’s the French for arrogant tw-”

Correct Score of the Week :

No one got the Cardiff score right (and if they did, there would’ve been a drugs test) or the Wigan one or the Fulham one (but a few of you we’re close on the latter two). I got the Sp*rs one, Andy B got the Toon-Mackem 3-2, but then so did Will O. This weeks best score goes to Gary Blackburne for his Falkirk 1 Dundee Utd 3. Obviously a massive fan. Actually I saw him at Cov-Palace last week and that Stone Island jumper was looking a bit strained round the midriff…

Bet of the Week :

True to form, Darryl M’s six-fold went out the window early doors and a few of us (well, me and Darryl) are £5 poorer. Mrs Dyson, it’s your turn this week!

News :

Quite a lot of you were plagued by mystery messages last week due to the “distribution list” work we were carrying out. If you receive these in the future please ignore! Also, you will notice that there is only one e-mail address to send the score to now (the “Yahoo!” one) so hopefully that will make your lives a whole lot easier in the future. As of Friday, you will not receive any updates from this e-dress as all communication will be done via the “dist list” link and my Yahoo! account.

Top Banana :

What do you get if you cross a plastic Scouser with a penchant for weak lager with a West Ham supporting Man of Kent who’s a referee? No, not a spin off series from "Two Pints of Lager, but a two headed predicting machine that’s one point clear at number one. Meredith (Neil) Butler (Stuart) are up seven places this week.

Banana Skin :

Seriously off kilter with Jewell & the Boys, Martin Stafford finds himself still rooted to 50th place but now 6 points adrift.

Green Bananas :

Highest climber this week is of course Pam Dyson, up a dizzying 28 places to 13th. Mentions to Karl C (+14), Simon L (+10), Michelle F (+8) and Matt W (+8)

Brown Bananas :

Withered most this week is Danny Ashworth down 21 to 44, mentions to, Steve T (-9), Pam R (-8), Jon T (-12), Matt G (-10) and John McS (-8)

Prize Winning Bananas :

Michelle F up 8 to 17th, Fred R down 7 to 27th and Mark F up 2 to 42nd.

Banana Splitz :

You need to be where Damian D (+2) is on Week 13 to make the Cup invite for next year…

Cheers,
Pab.

Holland:

Nice story this, and a lesson to us all! Unfortunately, Tapiwa Madovi had to attend his nan’s funeral back in Zimbabwe last week, so P-A-S was the last thing on his mind. Luckily one of his mates at work sorted the scores for him in his absence and guess what? Yep, 42(7) was this weeks winning score! So, always make sure you’re nice to someone in work cos you never know when they’ll help you out! Now, whether Tapiwa will share the wealth or not is another matter…

Scotland:

In a week that failed to produce the usual rich pickings of 3+ goals in a game, Margaret Ashworth and Jim Bloor suffered most as they only chalked up 15(0) each.

Correct Score of the Week:

Pesky Luxemborg scuppered my 5-0 prediction by scoring a penalty in Russia and the other “big” score was had by many (Bosnia 3 San Marino 0). This week’s accolade goes to Fred Rowe who somehow worked out Georgia would draw 0-0 with Kazakhstan. Small compensation for missing the weekly prize by a point though…

News:

We might start the weekly winner giving his/her tip of the week for the gamblers amongst us – but after last years disaster, we might not…

Cheers,
Pab.

Paddy Power’s League Champions:

It’s only taken him two weeks to notch his first win of the season, but win he has! This weeks £20 is going to JAZZ SIAN 43(6)and he can thank Norwich and Sheff Wed for that for providing 17 points between them. Still, he’s not got the Best Correct Score though… Congrats Jazz, £20 to squander on betting on dirty Sp*rs to finish higher than Arsenal eh?!!

Champions Of Europe:

Probably feeling a lot like “El Controller Gordo” after this weekend are BEN McKEOWN and MATT WORSFOLD who both chalked up a miserable 11 (0) each. And there’s even more misery for Ben in store when he sees the table… He he he!

Best Correct Score:

Charlton 2 Sp*rs 3? Nope (well done Stephen P and John W) Livvy 0 Celtic 5? Nope (well done Joanne G and Will O) QPR 1 Palace 3 ? No! (well done Stephen P and Margrit A). As you are well aware form reading the rules, BCS must be unique, predicted by no other. So, current title holder is SCOTT ASLETT for his FULHAM 2 MAN UTD 3 guess.

News:

The new supa-dupa scoring system seems to have been falwless though extensive checks are being run, so that’s all good. You have noticed another new e-dress from me too – for all Gmail’s goodness over Hotmail it’s a bit difficult filing e-mails so you may be instructed to send to a different e-dress this week, but we’re getting there, so go with me on this one!

Cheers,
Pab.

If you got single figures, you’re not alone!

If you got double figures, you’ve done well!

If you got 20+ you were in the shake up…

Wigan:

I think he’s one of the youngest winners we’ve had and he’s certainly recorded the lowest winning score I can remember (and I remember outside toilets..) and I think he’s a “pie eater”. Well done, Neil Birchall 28(5), our first winner this season. You truly triumphed in a dire week for predicting!

Everton:

A few people didn’t submit their scores for whatever reason and got an appalling score, but Ben McKeown 8(0) took the time to pore over the form and still managed one of the lowest scores ever recorded (he says from the heady heights of 9 points…)

Best Correct Score:

As you know, to have this accolade you must be alone in predicting said score. 4 people got the Jambo’s score right, 3 got Tranmere’s 2-2 draw and the fact that Villa would score but still lose and 2 got the Hibees fab away win at Motherwell (worth 8 points, rules fans! – big up Olly O and John McS). But only one person got the Mackems 1st win in the Premiership ever and he supports them the fool! Tony Dawson you currently hold the title, but I really can’t see it lasting…

Table and Week 2 scoresheets to follow – please read the instrctions carefully! I thankyou.

Cheers,
Pab.