“The Noisy Days Are Over”: Remember 1990? That dance? Y’know! The one that Will Smith was really really good at? The one you tried down the Gin Palace in Tooting? In your clobber from Mash and a crystal round yer gregory?

Well this weeks winner is a running man and he sprinted past (see what I did there!) the desperately unlucky new girls Lindsay S & Sophie B to steal their thunder thanks to Dundee’s late equaliser against Inverness!

£20 then to my ol’ mucker Rowan Marriott 33 (4) who will no doubt treat his 8 kids to a Pot Noodle each cos he’s considerate & kind  like that…

Seriously though, Rowan is running a feet blistering 130 miles in August for “charidee (mate)” and you can pledge him up right here – go on do it, the boy is a legend!

“Them That Do Nothing”: So. You big up a performance that deserves props even to the detriment of oneself. Yeah, *that* bigged up! And what happens? Debbie L reverts to type and form by smashing in another single digit return. Pah!

However, our friend in the (middle) East, Mark J Brown 8(0) has obv had too much sun as his red face managed to save her blushes. Always a gent Marcus, always a gent…

Correct Score of the Week:

Funny old week – most popular score was Chelsea’s 1-2 at Southampton – 19 of us got that! Yes. Even me!

Gary B / Anders H / David G got the 0-0 at Weston Homes Community Stadium

Lindsay S (welcome!) / Rowan M / Paul V got the horrible 3-2 between Man Yoo & Farcenal.

Tasha M (welcome!) & Francesca F fluked Hamilton’s fine draw v Celtic!

Sophie B (welcome!) & Dan H got Motherwell 3-1 Partick

Lindsay S (again!) & Chris B (welcome back!) nailed Walsall’s away draw in Burton

Julian F & Paul C got the Watford – Bournemouth bore draw

Stuart F came good with Hartlepool 0 Northampton 0

Sam A was spot on with his Sheff Wed zero – zero at Hull

However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Challinor for his Jordan who? inspired, Blackburn 3 MK Dons 2. 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Big time! Again! All three went west…again!

55% QPR V Birmingham – Jimmy came good, which was bad for us

53.75% Motherwell V Partick  – me, neither…

50% West Brom V Crystal Palace – if Scott Dann had that penalty award…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd. Ho hum…

Table News:

“In Context“: Tony Bowley stays top now 12 points ahead of new boy John K who in turn is three points ahead of fellow new boy Lee F in third.

Lindsay S, Paul V, Dan P & Dave N crash the Top Ten.

“Disappointed“: My word! Neil Templeton emulates moi from last week and goes down three places to the bottom of the pile 2 points behind new boy Richard H who in turn is 2 points off Mark J B. Neil, Neil, orange peel…

“(I Keep Thinking About) A New Thing“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 51 places is Rowan Marriott – honourable mentions go to Lindsay S (+22), Paul C (+20), Chris B (+20), Sophie B (+43), Gareth M (+36), James C (+30) and Sam A (+28)

“Just Like Everyone Else“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 34 places is Alex Rossi – dishonourable mentions go to Debbie L (-27), Jack B (-25), Steve M (-28), Danny A (-25), Savan A (-26) and Jason M (-21)

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PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…cooking-lager-connoisseur, Neil Meredith!

PAS Cup 2016:

Last 16 draw is coming soon!

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 6

Quarter Finals – Week 8

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages: Still all to play for after an exciting round of Last 16 1st leg ties!

We had 2 hammerings, 1 draw(!), 5 away wins, 2 wins with 15 points or less(!!), 3 unsuccessful jokers, 1 no joker, 1 heartbreaker & 2 really close games…

All results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 2nd leg – Week 5

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 7

Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 9

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

And Another Thing:

Nearly all the payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – LAST CHANCE!!

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Cheers,

Pab