“Scarily good…”

 

“Someone Great”: You really have to take your hat off to Eddie Howe and his bowl of Cherries.

They play good football, they put a shift in and they never give up.

Don’t believe me? Check it out here

One punter clearly had his faith repaid this week as Josh King’s 89th minute equaliser v Palace (wicked goal btw Wilf!) gave him that all important 5 points to pip our very own Dan H to the post (bad for Dan but good PR for us though!)

Mike Krasnowski 31 (5) is the latest debutant to double his entry fee this season taking the £20 courtesy of one correct score.

In a week where only 4 people managed 30 points or more, it’s a monster win!

 

“Losing My Edge”: A proper barren Week 9 with lots only notching 1 correct score in a “twenty odd points” kinda week.

18 only managed 15 points or less and many with no correct scores.

Only one got a single digit tally.

Bottom of the pile then was Martin Stafford 9 (0) – let’s hope he had money on United at half time…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Scant reward this week, but for once, i’m not whining…most popular score was Brentford’s 1-0 win over Ipswich – 14(!) of youse got that!

Ten got Derby’s 3 goal demolition of Bolton

8 got the dull-all at McDiarmid Park

Eight more nailed Bournemouth 2 C Palace 2

Dan H & Paul S made us all green by happening upon Rangers 4-0 Dundee

Rowan M got the correctly over-hyped 1-0 at Wem-ber-lee

Matt W got the thrilling Cambridge United 2 Exeter City 3

 

However, this week’s best correct score, and new “Best Correct Score of the Season” (sorry Clare T!) goes to El Presidente for my I-changed-a-habit-of-a-lifetime* inspired, Man City 2 Man Utd 3!

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 odd of you who entered predictions…

 

And guess what?! Yep, you guessed.

 

62.50% Watford v Burnley – damn that dastardly Dyche!

56.25% St Johnstone v Motherwell – never has a dull-all ever been in doubt…(does that make sense?)

38.75% Hull City v QPR – whaaaaaat??!!

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th – I think I know what we’ll do next season now though!

 

 

Table News:

“On Repeat”:

Jason Morris stays top, 3 points ahead of Simon B who, in turn, is one point ahead of his son in third.

 

One crashed the Top Ten.

 

“Get Innocuous”: 

Paul Charlton slips one place to the bottom, two points behind Patricia F who, in turn, is 4 points off current champion Danny N (!)…

 

 

“Oh Baby”:  

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places, is Mike Krasnowski – honourable mentions go to Moi (+21), Paul S (+14), Dan H (+10), Stuart F (+10) and Julian F (+10)

 

“Tribulations”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 19 places, is Martin Stafford – dishonourable mentions go to Andy C (-12), Neil M (-11), John K (-11), Scott H (-10) and Chris D (-10)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

It’s the Semi Finals 1st leg matches next week…excited??!

 

Rowan Marriott hosts Pete Britton (oooh, Man U v Man C all over again!)

Danny Ashworth visits Simon Buxton in the other semi final (can he halt Mr B’s bid to win 3 CLs in 4 seasons?)

 

Erm, all the fixtures can be found here

 

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 10

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

It was the PAS Cup Quarter Finals this week!

We had…

 

1 away win!

1  heartbreaker!

 

3 unsuccessful jokers!

someone won on 21 points!

someone lost on 21 points!

 

But who went through??!

 

All the Quarter Final results can be found here

 

Semi Finals draw to follow…

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 11

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

PAS World Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Copa do Mundo 2018, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the official “i’m Man U me!”**, Francesca Fernandez…!

 

 

And Another Thing:

* so, I put City down to win 5-0 after the Liverpool implosion thinking Pep got the gravitas of winning the title versus your bitter rivals.

Upon seeing his line up 10 mins before kick off, I realised the EPO cheat (damn, that keep slipping out!) didn’t.

I changed my prediction accordingly.

I have never EVER changed my scores before.

Think there may be something in this “re-checking” now…

 

** Frankie requested we watch the derby as she was hoping to “rub her classmates’ faces in it” if Man Yoo won.

She also told me she was secretly cheering Utd when I took her to her first game at OT in the Arsenal end.

She was also torn between local bragging rights and ten points on PAS as her 3-3 prediction looked an increasing certainty…

 

Got any Grand National tips?

 

 

Cheers,

Pab

 “Fancy a job after the World Cup Trace…?”

 

“Monkey Gone To Heaven”:

Well, well, well, it was a very quiet week all ‘n’ all. But it was a very eventful week too…

I don’t think we’ve had a more deserving winner to be honest.

Missed the 1st game, saw Forest (95th min), Huddersfield (91st min) and Brentford (94th) min all spike a collective 13 points – cruel!

A ray of sunshine came via Blackpool (94th min) for a point back but ultimately it was the stupidly handsome Olivier Giroud who swooped in to aid Neil Osborne 34 (6) claiming this week’s £20.

That super-sub comeback gave Mr O the point he needed to edge out the group of six who all had real claims on a weekly win. Another 4 notched up 30 points too btw…

 

All together now, “Na na na na, n-n-n-na…”

 

“Debaser”:

A pretty bunched up week all ‘n’ all so the eleven who scored under 15 points had their collective blow softened somewhat.

Hit hard though was Debbie L.

Hit hardest though was Danny Ashworth 6 (0) who chose the wrongest week to go AWOL!

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Not many this week, but the ones “got”…most popular score was Boro’s 2–1 win over Bristol City– 29 of youse got that!

Eighteen got Liverpool’s 3-0 deconstruction of Bournemouth

5 got the 1-3 City win over Spurs

Five more smashed in the five point Reading v Sunderland two-all

Olly O & Sam C nailed Barnsley 2 Bolton 2

Rich L & Stuart F got the thrilling Palace 3 Brighton 2

Stuart F (again!) got the dull-all at the DW

Andy S was all over the 4-0 to the Celtic

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Stephen Peaston for his I-love-Giroud-too inspired, Southampton 2 Chelsea 3!

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 odd of you who entered predictions…

 

And guess what?! Yep, you guessed.

 

I didn’t make it back from Ikea in time to get the bet on!

 

Bet we would’ve lost anyway…

 

So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd – woo yeah!

 

 

Table News:

“Gigantic”:

Stephen Peaston climbs 7 places to the top, 3 points ahead of Simon B who, in turn, is one point ahead of Jason M in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

“Um Chagga Lagga”: 

Patricia Fernandez slips one place to the bottom, three points behind Paul C who, in turn, is 6 points off Danny N…

 

 

“Here Comes Your Man”:  

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places, is Neil Osborne – honourable mentions go to Nick H (+23), Rich L (+17), Tony M (+17) and Stuart F (+15)

 

“What Goes Boom”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 22 places, is Danny Ashworth – dishonourable mentions go to Mike K (-20), Gareth M (-19),

Jazz S (-16) and Greg W (-14)

 

 

Click here for full details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

It was the Semi Finals 1st leg matches this week…

 

We had…

 

1  close game!

1 hammering!

1 unsuccessful joker!

1 really successful joker!

someone won on 27 points!

someone lost on 28 points!

 

All the 1st leg scores and, erm, 2nd leg fixtures can be found here

 

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

PAS Cup Semi-Finals next week – the draw can be found here!

 

Actually, it’s this…

 

Alex Taylor v James Challinor

Rowan Marriott v Kyle Beale

 

And they all get to play a “joker” cos the matches are at Wembley (sort’ve. PAS Wembley…)

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 11

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

PAS World Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Copa do Mundo 2018, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the “i’m still Man U me!”, Francesca Fernandez…!

 

 

And Another Thing:

I asked for Grand National tips and you gave me none.

 

You lot are very wise…

 

 

Cheers,

Pab

 “Si Pablo! Até a próxima temporada dos Emirados…”

 

“Sheila Take A Bow”:

Remember that kid who had that Adidas Tango before everyone else back in the day (and i’m talking ’78 original, orginal here!)?

And he was rubbish at football and everyone was better than him?

But you played along with him anyway and let him have first pick n that, cos, y’know, he had * the ball * and it was kinda his game?

Well, that’s me that is…

One person who’s got his own game*, and is deffo not rubbish at it, is Pete Britton 48 (8) who has now got game on mine as well!

And he’s rubbed salt into my red raw wound by taking the best total of the season off me too! (And you Simon B)

And he supports City.

I hate Pep.

So well done Pierre, £20 coming your way matey, go spend it some EPO like all your players do…

(did I just say that out loud?) <cringe>

Oh, and spare a thought for those 10 others that smashed in a 40 point + week.

At least your not me, eh?!

 

“That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore”:

 

The Fernandez clan had an absolute Elm Street this week with 3 of us managing to be amongst the seven who couldn’t muster 20 points…

Yep, it was brutal to miss out.

Missing out most though was Debbie Lee 12 (0) – ooooofff!

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Honestly, I was speechless…most popular score was Tims’ 3-0 win over Ross County – 29 of youse got that!

 

Twenty five got Arsenal’s, ahem, convincing 3-0 romp over Stoke

23 just knew Everton would score against Man City for a 1-3

14 got the very annoying last minute spoiling Watford 2 Bournemouth 2

Nine got the 3-1 Cardiff win over Burton

4 nailed Motherwell 2 Rangers 2

Matt W & Neil C got the thrilling Lincoln 3 Exeter 2

Neil C (again!) got the 1-3 Spurs win over Chelsea

Neil M got Barnsley’s “Desmond” with Bristol City

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Matt Worsfold (again!) for his don’t-ask-me-about-Cheltenham inspired, Aberdeen 4 St Johnstone 1!

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 odd of you who entered predictions…

 

And guess what?!

 

I forgot to put the bet on!

 

I think we would’ve lost again anyway…

 

So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th – whoop whoop!

 

 

Table News:

“Bigmouth Strikes Again”:

Jason Morris stays top, 2 points ahead of Simon B who, in turn, is two points ahead of his son in third.

 

Three crashed the Top Ten.

 

“Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before”: 

Daniel Vinson is still bottom, now only six points behind Paul C who, in turn, is 2 points off my mum…

 

 

“There Is a Light That Never Goes Out”:  

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 32 places, are Pete Britton & Jazz Sian – honourable mentions go to Arthur H (+29), Ben H (+28), Clare T (+24) and Bijay L (+21)

 

“Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 31 places, is Julian Fernandez – dishonourable mentions go to Pab (-29), Debbie L (-26) and Shezan J (-22)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

It was the PAS Champions League Quarter Final 2nd legs this week!

We had…

 

1 away win!

1 heartbreaker!

2 hammerings!

1 unsuccessful jokers!

 

 

But who went through??!

 

1st & 2nd leg results can be found here

 

Semi Finals draw to follow…

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 10

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

It’s the Quarter Finals next week…excited??!

 

Quarter Finals draw can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 9

Semi Finals – Week 11

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

PAS World Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Copa do Mundo 2018, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the mustard…Ben Hogwood!

 

 

And Another Thing:

 

* Pete’s game is “Dream Team” – it’s ace! Play it next season…

 

Got any Grand National tips?

 

 

Cheers,

Pab

 Dan H – we’re proud of you son!

 

“Feel Good Hit Of The Summer”: Did you know Arsene is gonna pull the masterstrokes of all masterstrokes and sign CR7 in the summer?

I keep telling my Gooner pals but they’re not having it. Oh well, you’ll see…

Ronnie was certainly having it when tasked with seeing off the latest contender to his throne when he crushed Egypt with an injury time double.

Mo who???

Viva!

Bet that’s what Shezan Juma 36 (5) was thinking as Cristiano helped him scoop up this week’s £20 from right under the noses of Richard Hi, Jerry S and Steve M.

Only seven bods managed 30 points or more this week, so another feather in your cap Shezan…

 

Oh, and did you know, if you take away Shezan’s correct score total from his points total it’s what his name is worth in Scrabble!

Just sayin’.

 

 

 

“No One Knows”: Were you one of the 25 who only scored fifteen points or less?

Shocking week, non?

Dontcha just hate International Week?!

Hating it more than most were Pete B & Neil T.

But not as much as Neil Osborne & Ben Hogwood 8 (0) – scrambled!

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

I.Give.Up…most popular score was Wigan’s 0-2 win at Bury – 26 of youse got that!

 

Four got Exeter’s 3-1 win over Swindon Town

Sam A, Shezan J & Greg F got the dull-all at Adams Park

Julian F & Dave C got Pompey’s thrashing of Oxford

George T & Chris D got the bore draw between MK Dons and Blackpool

Stuart F got Morecambe 0 Lincoln 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Bijay Lama for his I’m-a-newbie-with-beginners-luck inspired, Coventry City 4 Grimsby 0!

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 90 odd of you who entered predictions…

 

And guess what?!

 

Yep, new format for this next season…

 

50% Crawley V Cheltenham – eh?! Where did that come from??!

43.24% MK Dons V Blackpool – spot on with the bore draw people!

39.19% Exeter V Swindon – fail!

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th – “……..”

 

 

Table News:

“My God Is The Sun”:

Jason Morris goes up 5 places to the summit, 3 points ahead of Richard Hi who, in turn, is four points ahead of Alex T in third.

 

Two crashed the Top Ten.

 

“Burn The Witch”: 

Daniel Vinson stays rooted to the bottom, now eight points behind Lee F who, in turn, is 2 points off Tony F…

 

 

“Go With The Flow”:  Highest climber this week, up a whopping 36 places, is Shezan Juma – honourable mentions go to Jerry S (+26), Julian F (+25), Steve M (+23) and Bijay L (+21)

 

“Sick Sick Sick”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 31 places, is Ben Hogwood – dishonourable mentions go to Neil O (-29), Pete B (-21), Clare T (-20) and John K (-17)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2017/18 Knockout Stages:

It’s the Quarter Finals 2nd leg matches next week…excited??!

 

1st leg results & 2nd leg fixtures can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 8

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 10

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

 

PAS Cup 2018:

It was the PAS Cup Last 16 this week!

We had…

 

4 away wins!

1 correct score heartbreaker!

1 close game!

2 hammerings!

5 unsuccessful jokers!

1 really successful joker!

someone won on 12 points!

someone lost on 20 points!

 

But who went through??!

 

All the Last Sixteen results can be found here

 

Quarter Finals draw to follow…

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 9

Semi Finals – Week 11

Final – the merry month of May (‘18)

 

 

 

PAS World Cup 2018:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Copa do Mundo 2018, you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the FD…Mark Seels!

 

 

And Another Thing:

 

Surely it can’t snow again….can it?!

 

 

Cheers,

Pab

“Everything In Its Right Place”: You can tell it’s the end of the season – people put down crazy scores, crazy scores come in. Mr 2-0 is oversubscribed as people “forget” or drift off into the spring sunshine (well, maybe not in MCR). Form goes out the window & “coupon busters” are celebrated by bookies across the country. So how do you combat this perennial problem? Don’t ask me, I got the same as Mr 2-0 this week – grrrrr! (and I tried sooo hard!!!)

Maybe Neil Hyndeman 38 (7) can tell us how he came up on the blindside to slip the last £20 from Olly O’s hands? My money’s on the fact he knew that Mr Bony would hit the bar to keep a 2-2 scoreline at the Etihad…

 

 

 

“Burn The Witch”: It’s the end of the season, there are crazy scores expected and the sun really was out with a vengance. Why bother doing your scores?

Mr 2-0 13 (1) is wondering just that. Even though he isn’t real and hasn’t got the cognitive skills to do such things…

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Not a bad effort people – most popular score was Nottm Forest’s 1-2 win at Franchise FC – 26 of youse got that!

Fourteen got Burnley’s nil – three away at Charlton

9 got the ding dong 2-2 between Citeh & The Arse

Eight got the tasty Leicester 3-1 win over hapless Everton.

7 somehow guessed Spurs 1 Southampton 2

Four got the, erm, 3-2 hammering meted out in Glasgow. The Tim bit of Glasgow.

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Savan Arora for his two-in-a-row-is-trending inspired, Aston Villa 0 Newcastle 0.

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

Get in! Don’t say this too loud but I think I now know how do this successfully next season…

51.52% Crystal Palace V Stoke – you’re meant to save this for Man Yoo Dwight!

48.48% Middlesbrough V Brighton – soooooooooooo obvious (except to me obv)

45.45% Preston NE V Leeds – 92nd minute Hugill goal. Thank you!

So, £8.91 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 80th.

 

 

 

Table News:

“2+2=5”: Two crash the Top Ten and highest climber this week, up a whopping 18 places is Neil Hyndeman – honourable mentions go to Simon Linds (+11), Olly O (+11), Jamie S (+11) Neil O (+13), Lindsay S (+12) and Rich L (+12)

 

 

 

“Let Down”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 16 places is Mark Seels – dishonourable mentions go to Gary B (-14), Neil M (-13), Mark F (-10) and Chris B (-14)

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:  

Dan Pelgrom takes on Nick Hogwood in a two-part final, the showcase being Crystal Palace v Man Utd.

You will be updated on the progress & full result…

All results so far can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – “part one” May 13th – 28th

Final – “part two” May 21st

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16:

One semi finalist went through on 54 points and one went out on 54 points! But who???!

Our finalists will battle it out in a two-part final, the showcase being Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid.

You will be updated on the progress & full result…

2nd leg results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Final – “part one” May 13th – 28th

Final – “part two” May 28th

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… you’ll have to wait until at least the Premership is over! Why? Cos it makes it exciting, that’s why….ha!

 

 

 

And Another Thing: Thankyou for taking part in another fab season – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon. Very soon! Actually it will June (eek!) for the Euros and you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders…

Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve made us truly millennial!

 

 

 

Prize Money Update  – League, Cup & CL prize money will be paid out at the end of the season. So don’t worry, that nasty BHS man hasn’t got your winnings – I have!

That’s it for this season! Well, nearly….

 

Cheers,
Pab

“Underdog”: If at first you don’t succeed – try, try, try doing it a bit different until you hit gold!

Well, this debutant has done exactly that this season and my, how it’s paid off – Richard Hughes 40 (6) was flailing with yours truly at the bottom of the table early in the season but has gradually dragged himself into respectable mid table obscurity with a doggedness that maybe only Leicester have recently demonstrated…

Congrats & £20 then to the poor man’s Josh Homme! You’re not so Sp*rs after all then are ya Dicky?!

 

 

“Club Foot”: Pursuing a hat-trick of “Correct Score of the Week” accolades or mugging off your 10 year old son with Mr 2-0 scores really doesn’t do very much for you really. Don’t believe me? Just ask James Challinor & Rowan Marriott 12 (0) who share this week’s “Hall of Humiliation” membership…

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Not a bad effort people – most popular score was Nottm Forest’s 1-1 with Wolves – 26 of youse got that!

Seventeen got Celtic’s one – three away at the Jambos

14 got the ding dong 2-2 between Chelsea and Spurs

Chris D & Neil C came good with Barnsley 2-2 Colchester

Predictz & Tony M got the tasty Birmingham 2-2 draw with Middlesbro.

 

Simon Linds & Richard H somehow guessed Watford 3 Aston Villa 2

James L got the 3-0 hammering meted out in Brentford. I’ve already told you about Brentford…

Norman L owned Leeds 1 Charlton 2

Richard H got West Ham’s 0-3 tonking of West Brom

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Savan Arora for his I-need-9-points inspired, Ipswich 3 MK Dons 2.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

Back to form i’m afraid –

 

45% Reading V Preston – 91st minute PNE winner did for us!

43.75% Stoke V Sunderland – Jermaine’s 94th minute equaliser did for us!

43.75% Hamilton V Kilmarnock – couldn’t have been more wrong really, Unless it was 0-5 of course…

 

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 61st. *frowny face*

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Empire“: We have what Sky Sports would die for!

It will be last day drama as Pete Britton is joined by Tony Bowley at the top cos they can’t be separated by points or correct scores!

They in turn are just one point ahead of Jason M in third as the Top 7 all have a very realistic chance of winning the title…how exciting is that then?!

Scott H & Jon T crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

“L.S.F.“: Anders Hoglund remains at the bottom only five points behind Julian F who in turn is 3 points off Mr 2-0 as the wooden spoon will be going to one of this tragic triptych

 

 

 

“Fire“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Richard Hughes – honourable mentions go to Neil M (+12), Ben H (+16), Jazz S (+14) and Neil H (+14)

 

 

 

“Where Did All The Love Go?“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places is James Challinor – dishonourable mentions go to Matt W (-10), Neil T (-14), Jack B (-12) and Jamie S (-12)

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is our canary in a coalmine…Ben Hogwood!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Semi Final clashes didn’t disappoint as the PAS season really comes to the boil…

3 correct jokers, one correct score heartbreaker (!!!) decided this year’s finalists – but who got there??!!

 

All results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

Semi final 2nd legs are taking place next week – and still all to play for

 

1st leg results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Sp*rs didn’t win it and we might catch them now…imagine!

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“Sexy MF”: It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new (lease of) life for them! Did you score over thirty points this week? Well done the five of you! If your dad did, wouldn’t you too? Well, I suppose if you followed your ol’ man into the same profession it’s a given isn’t it?!

Seems a shame this good doctor wasn’t The Purple One’s too though, cos he is good! Savan Arora 38 (6) went seven better than Arora Senior to take this week’s £20 with much gratitude to Mr Martial’s artful 93rd minute scouse heartbreaker – that saw him clear of mightily improved Neil T even when he missed he first two prediction as well!

Anyway it’s refreshing to see “strike time” put to good use Dr. S –  maybe PAS could substitute Ritalin? It’d certainly give the little f*ckers something to concentrate on! Just sayin’…

 

 

“Gett Off”: …and a world away in the depths, getting under 10 points is always a shocker. Especially when your only partner in criminal scores isn’t even real!

More shockingly, the young man in question should be worrying the upper echelons of the table given that he’s give Rain Man a run for his money in most pursuits! Yep, Ben Marriott 6 (0) will no doubt be counting furiously in a corner blocking out the noises and over admonishing himself for this epic of fails.

Many thought his dad fled Poland to take advantage of generous housing allowances & well paid menial jobs this sceptre’d isle has to offer. But no, young Ben was banished for card counting in a Gdansk casino. As any discerning communist will tell you, taking money isn’t very “comrade” and it’s more than a slight on the memory of Lech Walesa. Noski!

So Ben reapplied himself dedicating his “skills” to things like memorising the top 100 horror films of all time (replete with top line synopsis), naming in order the top 300 most deadly & dangerous animals in the world (with genesis) and doing 4,000 sit ups a day whilst analysing the understated nuances of north American offshore trading hubs. He’s a busy boy. Too busy for PAS it would appear – must try harder Ben.

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

You did well this week – most popular score was Huddersfield’s 1-1 with Birmingham – 22 of youse got that!

8 got the dull all between Wolves and Rotherham

Six got Brighton’s one – three away at the beach in Charlton

6 got the ding dong 2-2 between Liverpool and Newcastle

Six more were spot on with the shellacking in Manchester

4 came good with Sheff Utd 0-0 Barnsley

Four more had Inverness 3 Kilmarnock 1

Another 4 got the 0-3 hammering meted out in Colchester. Is there a good part of Colchester?

Shashi A / James L / Lee P somehow guessed Celtic 1 Ross Co 1

Scott H  / Howard T / Dan H quite rightly said Rotherham v Forest would finish two apiece

John K & Savan A got the tasty Hull 2-2 draw with Leeds.

Neil O owned Spurs 1 WBA 1

Neil T got Sunderland’s 0-0 tonking of Arsenal

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Ross Butcher for his James C double inspired, Fulham 1 Nottm Forest 3.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We wooooooooooooooonnnnnn!

53.42% Partick V Dundee – denied by an 81st minute goal!

47.95% Huddersfield V Birmingham – secured with an 82nd minute goal!

45.21% Blackburn V Bristol City – get in Danny Graham!

and look what was lurking as fourth popular – grrrrr

41.1% Wolves V Rotherham

So, £7.90 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd.

 

 

 

Table News:

“Diamonds & Pearls“: We have a new leader! Pete Britton moves up 2 places to the top 2 points ahead of Tony B who in turn is five points ahead of Danny A in third as the race for the title really hots up…

No one crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

 

“When Doves Cry“: Anders Hoglund slides to the bottom eight points behind Mr 2-0 who in turn is still 2 points off Julian F as the bottom three remain the same…sort’ve.

 

 

“Take Me With U“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 30 places is Savan Arora – honourable mentions go to Gary B (+14), Neil T (+25), Shashi A (+18) and Lee P (+18)

 

 

“Sign O’ The Times“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Andy Chesworth – dishonourable mentions go to Alex R (-20), Neil H (-18), Mark J B(-15) and Ben M (-14)

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the lad…Jack Buxton!

 

 

PAS Cup 2016: Semi finals next week folks!

The draw can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages: my word that was exciting!

We had a draw! We had a spot on joker! We had a failed joker! We had one close game! Very much all to play for still!

The results can be found here 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

And Another Thing:

Sp*rs aren’t gonna win it now are they…(yay!)

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas? Just me & James C then yeah?!

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“Starchild”: Howay man! Tino’s shirt on a flag celebration! Mirandinha’s gloves! Wor Jackie! Phillipe mugging off Peter! Alan Gowling’s sweatbands! Super Mac’s gob! Ham & pease pudding stotties! Broon in a half pint glass! Clarty charvers at The Hoppings! Raaaaaaapha Benitez! Barry Venison’s barnet even!

You gotta love The Toon and the Toon loves PAS despite only having two of their brethren in the Top 32 (actually, one of them does the scores in the back end! Hmmmm anyway,,,), Top Geordie Jon Tofeili 36 (6) – yes, that’s right, you recognise him from “Pointless” way back when before it was “trendy”- especially loves PAS this week as he got his magpie claws into the shiny £20 prize! He has the Leeds (Leeds! Leeds!) 3-2 nine pointer to thank. Or was it Josh King’s 93rd minute consolation v Liverpool? Or Carl Ikene’s blooper-esque 93rd minute own goal away at Hull? Whatever, the boy done good – champion!

 

 

 

“The Sun Goes Down”: One – nil! Two – one! Three – one! Seven – nil! Four – three! Three – nil! Thirty six – nil (yes, that did happen)! Four – nil! Four – two! Nine – nil! Five – two! Eight – two (yep, that happened too *sob*) even!

You gotta love it when a home win notches up a double digit tally and we love to see a “blanket score” home win splutter & crash especially when it’s Mr 2-0 7 (0) finishing exactly where we want him this week!

Ha!

And, his three hapless disciples really have been rewarded for their lack of commitment this week – Championship!

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

The uniques doin’ it again this week – most popular score was Burnley’s 1-2 win at Birmingham – 30 of youse got that!

8 got the ding dong 2-2 between Leicester 1-0 and West Ham

Dave N / Lindsay S / Jon T nailed the thrilllllling 3-2 at Elland Road

Lee P & Jason M came good with Burton Albion 0-0 Barnsley

Danny A & Jamie T got the dull-all Scottish Cup semi final

Jamie T (again!) & Chris B quite rightly said Rotherham v Forest would finish goalless

Brett A got the 0-3 hammering meted out in West London. The wrong bit of West London (Brentford is the good bit – check “People Just Do Nothing” if you don’t believe me..)

Gary B got the tasty Palace 1-1 draw with Arsenal.

Shashi A somehow guessed Blackburn 0 Huddersfield 2

Dave C owned Exeter 0 Northampton 0

Richard H got QPR’s bore draw at Cardiff

However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Cha- I mean, Ross Butcher for his ’61 inspired, Stoke 0 Spurs 4.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?! Yeah, we ignored that and went for games with over 3.5 goals instead…and guess what?

 

13.16% Colchester V Peterborough – banker really!

10.53% Burton Albion V Barnsley – couldn’t have got more wrong could we?!

10.53% Rangers V Celtic – unfortunately 120 minutes doen’t count – grrr,,,

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th.

 

 

 

Table News:

“Weave Your Spell“: Tony Bowley stays top but now only 2 points ahead of Nick H who in turn is one point ahead of Pete B in third as the peleton gains ominously on the long time leader…

 

Peter M, Martin S & Lee F crash the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

“Hot Water“: Julian Fernandez stays stuck to the bottom now a mere four points behind Anders H who in turn is still 8 points off Mr 2-0 (ha!) as the bottom three remain the same…

 

 

 

“Something About You“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 17 places are Jon Tofeili & Dave Crisp – honourable mentions go to Lee F (+10), Mark F (+13), Chris B (+16) and Ben H (+10)

 

 

 

“Sandstorm“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Savan Arora – dishonourable mentions go to George T (-13), Neil M (-10), Paul V (-14) and John K (-12)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is “Billy The Fish”…Mark Seels!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Semi Finals draw can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

It’s CL semi finals 1st leg games next week – will Simon B get a chance to retain the trophy?

The draw can be found here 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Sp*rs are gonna win it now aren’t they…(gulp)

 

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“50ft Queenie”: Fourteen people got 30+ points this week! That’s umm, errr, *looks up & right, tongue planted firmly in cheek doing finger counting*, about 200%? No! 2%?? No. Oooooh, a lot %??? Wellllll, it’s more than ten people so it’s quite a few innit!

Anyway, what i’m trying to say is youse did good this week – even the underachieving Sp*rs fan whose brain got fried reading this very text last week (oh! Martin S, no spoilers this week – promise!).

Father & son, in-laws, the fella from Hotchip, Liam (or was it Noel?) and a miniature Gareth Barry were all up & at it this week – even a 13 year old girl that’s really a ten year old boy (don’t ask…) was in on the act!

However, a proper girl (who I wager you thought was a boy!) Sam Craig 44 (7) skipped away with the £20 weekly prize, undoubtedly with a nod toward Bolton actually scoring a goal that gave her the crucial decisive five point buffer. Well done Sam, go spice up ya life – girl power! (I went Ginger,Sporty,Scary,Posh,Massive Forehead seeing as you asked..)

 

 

 

 

“Let England Shake”: 22 people got sub twenty points this week! That’s umm, errr…ok, ok, you do the math(s)! Yeah, what i’m trying to say is “your bad”- but seeing as i’m not 15, i’ll say “you’re bad”.

See what I did there? *winking face*

Father & daughter, an ex-champ, last week’s winner (who didn’t star in the “The Shield”), a couple of Toon brothers, Mr 2-0 & his followers, the fella who won the 1st Britain’s Got Talent, some Scousers (faux & real), a doctor, Nick Cave and a girl who can bend it like Beckham we’re all unfortunately in on the act…

However, propping up the rest this week are gruesome twosome Chris Dixon & Julian Fernandez 13 (1) whose shame & humilation probably have Cromwell Parliamentarians & Southampton Company Union Men smirking contentedly whilst nodding knowingly…

Yes, I know they’re all dead. I meant in Heaven, Obvs!

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Not that prolific this week was ya?! – most popular score was QPR’s 2-1 win over Charlton – 23 of youse got that!

13 got the ding dong 2-2 between promoted Northampton and Bristol Rovers

Thirteen nailed the dull-all in Yam Yam Land

9 came good with Southampton 3-1 Newcastle

4 got the 3-0 hammering meted out in North London. The very wrong bit of North London..,

James L & John K somehow guessed Huddersfield’s 2-2 draw with Hull.

Sam C got a tasty Derby 4 Bolton 1

However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Challinor for his Iceman inspired, Swansea 1 Chelsea 0.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

47.95% Crystal Palace V Norwich – it even made Jason P cry!

46.58% Fulham V Cardiff – never ever trust Fulham….

45.21% Wolves V Blackburn – yay!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 80th.

This really is dire – surely we can get some joy in the last 4 weeks of the season??! Can we?

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Good Fortune“: Tony Bowley stays top 10 points ahead of Pete B who in turn is four points ahead of Jason M in third…

Nick H, Paul H & Danny A crash the Top Ten.

 

 

“Rid Of Me“: Julian Fernandez stays rooted to the bottom now six points behind Anders H who in turn is 8 points off Mr 2-0 (ha!)..

 

 

“The Wheel“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Jack Buxton – honourable mentions go to Sam C (+18), Andy C (+14), Alex T (+16), Tasha M (+18) and Richard H (+13)

 

 

 

“Sheela-Na-Gig“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Chris Dixon – dishonourable mentions go to Steve M (-9), Shashi A (-10), Sophie B (-11), Mark J B (-19) and Savan A (-9)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is to rock a rhyme that’s right on time, it’s…Richard Hirst!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

 

All results can be found here

Semi finals draw coming soon!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

 

My goodness, that was exciting!

3 away wins, 4 successful jokers, 1 heartbreaker & 2 really close games…but did the holder go safely through???!

Full results & aggregate scores can be found here with Semi Finals draw to follow soon!

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Leicester really have won it haven’t they…

 

 

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab