Hola!

Apologies for the delay – I’ve been busy doing nuffink…

“Autograph”:

If having sun on your face, wearing shorts & eating al fresco is a good recipe to win a weekly PAS prize then expect a Fernandez, Ashworth & Briggs triumvirate next week. This week though, Oz dwelling Paul Carter 37 (6) takes the weather (and the £20) with him, racking up his third payout this season – bonzer!

“You’re Not Very Well”:

The trend continues to have an appalling week alongside someone equally appalling this season – this week’s fall guys are Greg Snowdon & Gary Mitchell 9(0)

Correct Score of the Week:

Bravo! Muy bien!… most popular score was The Arsenal’s 1-2 win in the Black Country – 20 of you got that!

4 got Swansea’s 2-2 draw at Carrow Road, 6 got Burnley’s 3-1 at Turf Moor & 5 got the 2-2 between The Terriers & The Posh.

Five got Bournemouth’s 3-1 win over Notts County, fifteen got Celtic 3 Hibs 0 and four got Everton’s 2-2 with Dirty Sp*rs (mind the gap?!).

Jazz S nailed the zero-zero in Inverness & Tom A got Southampton’s 0-2 at Reading.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Paul Vinson for his 9 point inspired, Sheff Wed 3 Blackburn 2.

Bet of the Week:

Frankie selected No.23 & Jon Tofeili managed to fail on all fronts… papa!

Next up is No.79. Hello Alex Rossi!

Table News:

“How High”:

No change at the top as Paul Campbell now has a 7 point lead over Paul Car as the “Paul C” mafia start to disappear leaving Neil O a further 7 points behind in third. Kate H crashes the Top Ten at six.

“Can’t Even Be Bothered”:

Harry Birkner as always, stays bottom now twenty points behind Savan A who in turn is a further six points off Stuart F…

“Crashin’ In”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 23 places are Ben Hogwood – honourable mentions go to Paul V (+17), Simon Linds (+22) & Olly O (+17).

“My Name Is Despair”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 12 places are Ryan Brady & Will Oppong – dishonourable mentions go to Daniel H (-11), Tony M (-11) and Jason M (-11).

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

Dates for diary

Semi Finals 1st leg

12-14 Apr ’13

Semi Finals 2nd leg

27/28 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Cup 2013:

Dates for diary

Semi Finals

12-14 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Champions League 2013/14:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Croydon’s premier Ghanaian, Will Oppong.

And Another Thing:

It’s bloomin’ hard work being on holiday…

Cheers,
Pab

Hola!

Week 11 scoresheets by 19.44 on Friday please – it’s Cup week so…

PAS Champions League – 1st leg home players – don⁏t forget your joker!

PAS Cup – all semi finalists – don’t forget your joker!

Now, where’s that sangria…

Salud!
Pab

“Love Games”:

You’re gonna miss the derby and you’re gonna miss the semi so surely some solace was to be found by Danny Ashworth 43(8) in winning this week’s £20?! Then up popped Demba Ba – dilemma over. Double winner! (unlike RVP….)

“Hot Water”:

Seems de rigueur to have an appalling week alongside someone equally appalling this season – staying on trend are Felix Hines & Stephen Street 10(0)

Correct Score of the Week:

Honestly, I give up… most popular score was Tottenham’s 1-2 win in Swansea – 22 of you got that!

6 got Derby’s 3-0 win at Pride Park, 4 got the Arsenal’s 4-1 in Ashburton Grove & 9 got the 0-3 between The Dee & The Dossers.

Paul V / Ryan G / Gareth M got Forest’s 2-2 with Brighton, Julian F & Howard T got Peterborough 2 Cardiff 1 and Neil O & Dan H nailed Man City’s mauling of the Toon…

Louise B got Ipswich’s 3-0 win over Dirty Leeds and Simon Linds got Fulham 3-2 QPR.

However, this week’s best correct score, goes to Mahli Gupta for his 9 point inspired, Charlton 3 Bolton 2.

Bet of the Week:

Frankie selected No.8 & Tony Bowley managed to get 3 out of 5 right but not in an order to win any money… bah!

Next up is No.23. Hello Jon Tofeili!

Table News:

“Standing In The Light”:

No change at the top as Paul Campbell stays put taking an 11 point lead over Mark S as the “Geordie Stephen” mafia disappear leaving James C a further 5 points behind in third. Ryan G crashes the Top Ten at five.

“Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind”:

Harry Birkner stays bottom now fourteen points behind Mark J B who in turn is a further 4 points off Savan A…

“Starchild”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 26 places are Danny Ashworth – honourable mentions go to Will O (+21), Norman L (+15) & Michelle F (+22).

“The Pursuit Of Accidents”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 22 places is Felix Hines – dishonourable mentions go to Jon T (-14), Stephen S (-19), Rich L (-13) and Dave C (-13).

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

Quarter final second leg results uploaded – I suppose if you’re gonna roll over it might as well be for your gaffer!

Gareth Morgan 34(5) v Stephen Street 10(0)

1st leg – 28(4) v 19(2)

Aggregate score – 62(9) v 29(2)

Pab 11(1) v Tony Bowley 25(3)

1st leg – 16(1) v 25(4)

Aggregate score – 27(2) v 50(7)

Neil Templeton 22(3) v Jon Tofeili 17(2)

1st leg – 26(3) v 27(4)

Aggregate score – 48(6) v 44(6)

Pete Britton 30(4) v Andy Chesworth 20(2)

1st leg – 23(1) v 21(3)

Aggregate score – 53(5) v 41(5)

Fellow losers, console yourselves in £25… winners, semi-final draw uploaded.

Dates for diary

Semi Finals 1st leg

12-14 Apr ’13

Semi Finals 2nd leg

27/28 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Cup 2013:

Dates for diary

Semi Finals

12-14 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Champions League 2013/14:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…RVP’s ex-mate, Paul Henshaw.

And Another Thing:

Maybe some sunshine & warmth will help my predicting abilities…

Cheers,
Pab

“Instinction”:

Being a head honcho is sometimes kudos enough, but being a head honcho & bringing home the bacon really justifies your lofty position. So, “Syndicate”, Mark Seels 45 (8) will be laying claim to that title this week after winning £20 for your cause – all courtesy of his faith in England not being head honchos in Group H…

“The Freeze”:

…however, it could be worse. Playing at “being Scotland” this week are Rowan Marriott & Norman Lee 12(0).

Correct Score of the Week:

Damn those late late goals… most popular score was Croatia’s 1-2 win in Cardiff – 30 of you got that!

24 got Holland’s 3-0 win in Estonia, 17 got the 0-3 in Borat-land & 11 got the 2-2 between the Magyars & the Vampires

5 got France’s 3-1 with Georgia, five more got Swindon 0 Notts County 0 and another nap hand landed Luxembourg 0 Azerbaijan 0.

Neil O & Rob C got Bosnia’s 3-1 win over Hellas and Jason M/Sam A/Stuart L got Sweden 0 -0 Eire.

Dumas H got Poland 1 Ukraine 3 & John S got Eire 2 Austria 2.

However, this week’s best correct score, and new best correct of the season, goes to Ryan Brady for his three lions inspired & now PAS folklore, San Marino 0 England 8 (EIGHT).

Bet of the Week:

Frankie selected No.55. John Street didn’t send us anything so that’s another £3 on BotW slot 67th then… next up is No.8. Hello Tony Bowley!

Table News:

“Chant No.1”:

All change at the top as Paul Campbell storms to the top taking a 6 point lead ahead of Mark S as the “Geordie Stephen” mafia’s stranglehold is broken leaving Stephen P a further 3 correct scores behind in third. Kate H crashes the Top Ten at ten.

“To Cut A Long Story Short”:

Harry Birkner stays bottom now twelve points behind Mark J B who in turn is a further 2 points off Mahli G…

“I’ll Fly For You”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 25 places are Jamie Sellers & Jason Morris – honourable mentions go to Kate H (+22), Louise B (+22), John S (+24), Stuart L (+22) & Tom A (+20).

“Highly Strung”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 26 places is Norman Lee – dishonourable mentions go to Jamie T (-18), Neil M (-18), Matt G (-16), Jazz S (-17) and Rowan M (-17).

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

It’s decider time in the quarter finals on Week 9…

Dates for diary

Quarter Finals 2nd leg

30/31 Mar ’13

Semi Finals 1st leg

13/14 Apr ’13

Semi Finals 2nd leg

27/28 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Cup 2013:

Dates for diary

Semi Finals

13/14 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Champions League 2013/14:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… our friend from the wrong end of Seven Sisters Road, Steve Meaton.

And Another Thing:

Bet Jack plays for us on Saturday! (erm, except I can’t cos it’s still Lent…)

Cheers,
Pab

Hola!

First off, we had loads of 0-7s and one 0-9 – ooooooooh one out! However, we did have a 0-8…

Two young ladies on 30 points are leading the way and one poor lad is marooned on 8 points (after seeing his 0-7 scuppered!)

Full Week 8 round up after the final 7 games are played (weather permitting!)

Week 9 starts early(ish) again this week with some Good Friday fixtures kicking off at 3pm (sacrilege!)

It’s also the Champions League QF 2nd leg, so could all the other 3 quarter finalists remember to play a “Joker”!

Cheers,
Pab

“Just Like Honey”:

I think you’d agree it was a top weekend for Man Utd & Arsenal. It was a double good weekend then for Paul Henshaw & Felix Hines 27(5) who both managed to win the weekly £20 prize between them with possibly the lowest winning score ever! A tenner it is each chaps, maybe you can buy your Citeh & Sp*rs friends a pint…

“Darklands”:

Obviously a week of doubles, good & bad. Very bad for Michelle Fernandez & Nick Hogwood 8(0) who bring shame upon their family name, that frankly, just shouldn’t be tolerated, eh Dan? ;-)

Correct Score of the Week:

Imagine tumbleweed rolling past your vista… most popular score was Wigan’s last gasp 2-1 win at the DW – 17 of you got that!

9 got the 0-0 at the Britannia.

James C & Andy C got Villa’s 3-2 with QPR.

Howard T got Huddersfield’s 1-2 win over Dirty Leeds and Francesca F got Barnsley 1-0 Watford. Steve M got Ipswich 1 Bolton 0. Rich L got Middlesbrough 0 Birmingham City 1.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Louise B for her Tesco bag inspired, Brighton 3 Palace 0.

Bet of the Week:

Frankie selected No.26 & Mark Seels quite rightly predicted his own ineptitude…next up is No.55. Hello John Street!

Table News:

“Reverence”:

Stephen Peaston stays top 1 point ahead of Stephen S as the Geordie Stephen mafia’s stranglehold on the Top 2 is loosened off. Paul Cam & James C are a further 3 points behind in third. Sam A crashes the Top Ten at nine.

“Far Gone & Out”:

Harry Birkner stays firmly rooted to the bottom now a mere ten points behind Nick H who in turn is a further point adrift of Savan A (oh, brother where art you…)

“Sometimes Always”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places are Felix Hines & Paul Henshaw – honourable mentions go to Julian F (+15), Rich L (+15) & Francesca F (+15).

“Half Way To Crazy”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Michelle Fernandez – dishonourable mentions go to Gareth M (-17), Dan P (-19) and Scott H (-19).

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

Dates for diary

Quarter Finals 2nd leg

30/31 Mar ’13

Semi Finals 1st leg

13/14 Apr ’13

Semi Finals 2nd leg

27/28 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Cup 2013:

Dates for diary

Semi Finals

13/14 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Champions League 2013/14:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the very middle class, Kate Hopper.

And Another Thing:

I’ve kept those derby day emails; you know who you are…

Cheers,
Pab

Hola!

Week 7 scoresheet back by 19.44 on Friday please!

**** REALLY IMPORTANT BIT ****

We have a new scoresheet. Slightly new, but new all the same – please ensure you put your FULL NAME in the row at the bottom as these are the fisrt steps to full automation & online submissions. I thank you…

No reminders until Thursday night folks – I’ll be awash in German beer til then!

“Another Sunny Day”:

Is it irony that a Man Yoo fan benefits from a massive City win? No coincidence then that 9 points should win you the £20 weekly prize! Step up James Challinor 37 (6) – no doubt the “syndicate” will come calling soon…

“She’s Losing It”:

It looks like the initial success of the Huddersfield hothousing in PAS techniques has come to a shuddering halt – Kate Hopper 5 (0) will have to go back to basics after this shocker!

Correct Score of the Week:

You were lovin those zero-zeros this week… most popular score was Villa’s McDermott ruining 1-2 win at Madejski – 18 of you got that!

6 got the 2-2 at Selhurst Park and 13 got the 3-1 between Nottm Forest & Wolves.

Seven got the stalemate between Crawley & Notts County and four more got another 0-0 at Pittodrie. Eight more got St Mirren 0 Dundee Utd 0 and 9 (NINE) got City’s mauling of Barnsley.Five got Liverpool 3 Spurs 2…

Jason M, Louise B, Sam A got Ipswich’s 0 -0 with Peterboro, Alex R & Michelle F got Blackpool’s 1-2 win over The Hornets and Anders H/Jack B/John S got the 0-0 Edinburgh derby. Jamie T/Chris B/Neil T got Millwall 0 Blackburn 0.

Neil T (again!) got Norwich 0 Southampton 0.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Dave Nicklin for his Fylde coast inspired, Fleetwood 0 Exeter 0.

Bet of the Week:

Frankie selected No.12 & Dan Pelgrom was left rueing Stephen Gerrard’s penalty denying his draw treble… …next up is No.26. Hello Mark Seels!

Table News:

“I’m Not Living in the Real World”:

Stephen Peaston goes top 5 points ahead of Stephen S as the Geordie Stephen mafia keep a stranglehold on the Top 2. Neil O is a further 5 points behind in third. James C crashes the Top Ten at seven.

“The State I Am In”:

Harry Birkner stays firmly rooted to the bottom now fifteen points behind Martin S who in turn is a further point adrift of Vim G…

“Ease Your Feet in the Sea”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 38 places is James Challinor – honourable mentions go to Jamie T (+28), Neil M (+22) & Norman L (+33).

“Get Me Away from Here, I’m Dying”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 24 places is Ian Pratt – dishonourable mentions go to Kate H (-18), Francesca F (-20) and Gary M (-17).

PAS Champions League 2012/13:

Quarter final 1st leg results posted – still very much all to play for although Tony B & Gareth M will be feeling like AC & Bayern!

Dates for diary

Quarter Finals 2nd leg

30/31 Mar ’13

Semi Finals 1st leg

13/14 Apr ’13

Semi Finals 2nd leg

27/28 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Cup 2013:

Quarter final results posted. Watford won’t be at least one PASer’s favourite team… Congrats to our semi finalists – those who went out will collect £12.50 each for their troubles!

Semi final draw to follow…

Dates for diary

Semi Finals

13/14 Apr ’13

Final

11/25 May ’13

PAS Champions League 2013/14:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2012/13 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Coventry’s finest, Matt Gingell.

And Another Thing:

Dave C, Rob C and myself are off to witness the “Munchen Miracle” today. No doubt we’ll be discussing that “gap” in the bierkeller’s – hehehe…

Cheers,
Pab