“Arms raised in a V”:

With almost perfect timing Jazz Sian 31(5) takes this week’s £20 and looks to be running into the sort of form that just might yet cause a last minute upset on the end of season standings…at least he won’t be going to Wembley again though.

“Try to forget this…”:

This week’s shocker with almost imperfect timing goes to Neil Osborne 10(0) – at least this isn’t Week 13 Neil!

Correct Score of the Week:

Loadsa nil-nils…. Frankie F/MartinS/Jon A got Barnsley 0 Derby 0, Paul J/Pete B/Matt W got Doncaster 2 WBA 3 and Richard H & Catriona J (ahhhh) got the 3-2 at Deepdale. Mark Sh & Jon A got the 0-0 at Darlo and Mark Sh/Debbie J/Josh H got Chelsea’s semi final 3-0. Neil T let his head rule his heart for Blackburn 0 Man Utd 0 and Julian F let his heart rule his head for the lovely Sp*rs 0 Pompey 0. 11 got Wolves 0 Stoke 0.

Best correct score of the week?:

Olly Osmond for his Newcastle 4 Blackpool 1.

Bet of the Week:

Simon Lindquist’s lower league selections came to sweet nothing and leaves BotW spot prize slot 13th with no pounds – unlucky!

Table News:

“With him on top”:

Tony Bowley stays top for an incredible eleventh week, but now with a 27 point lead over Josh H. Jazz S closes in to 4 points of the runner up spot in a non changing Top 6.

“Try to erase this…”:

Little Frankie Fernandez is off the bottom!!! And now 11 points ahead of Howard Thomas in last place. Matt W is 23 points away from the wooden spoon in a very changed Bottom 6.

“But we unleashed a lion”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 11 places, is Mark Seels to 32nd. Honourable mentions for Pete B (+9), Shaun B (+6), Rich L (+7), Richard H (+8) and Julian F (+6).

“…harmless little f*ck”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 9 places, is Neil Osborne to 20th. Dishonourable mentions for Neil M (-5), Simon Linds (-7) Dan P (-5), Tony S (-5) and Clare T (-8).

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week Thirteen, you WILL win these prizes! Current incumbents are Scott A on 11th, Rob H on 12th, Ben H on 13th, Michelle F on 17th, Simon Lindq on 23rd, Jon T on 27th, Danny A on 33rd, Dan P on 39th, Julian F on 42nd, Mr 2-0 on 50th, Matt W on 54th and Francesca F on 55th.

PAS World Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Mark Seels.

PAS Cup:

Congratulations to the finalists – see you in May!

And Another Thing:

A message from our man at the top…

Hello all, please help us! Mary and I are walking 4 miles with “Beefy” Ian Botham on 16th April in Reading to raise money for Leukaemia Research.
The walk is taking place almost exactly 5 years since Mary finished her treatment so we thought it would be good to mark the occasion and to raise money for the charity to help them make sure every child has a good chance of getting through this illness.
So please go to our fundraising page now. Every donation big or small will help. Here’s the link: http://original.justgiving.com/tonybowley
Thanks!
Love
Tony and Mary Bowley

Cheers,
Pab

“Oh, it was a good lay, good lay”:

He went AWOL for a season or two but now he’s back! Simon Lindquist 34(6) is back to his winning ways with this week’s & 20 in his pocket to spend down Woking way…spare a thought for runner up Pete B though, he managed an amazing 21 results right this week – let’s hope he had a few lines on with the bookies.

“I’m so sorry”:

Quite a bad week all round really and even worse for Howard Thomas & Julian Fernandez 10(0) – tut tut tut boys…

Correct Score of the Week:

A shocker… Stephen S got Pompey 0 Blackburn 0, Paul J & Martin S got Sheff U 0 Barnsley 0 and Paul H & Martin S (again) got another away win for Darlo, 1-2 at Burton.

Best correct score of the week?:

Will Oppong for his WBA 3 Leicester 0 (you can show off to your new workmates now!)

Bet of the Week:

Shaun Backhouse’s selections failed to come in and he joins a big list of losers…

Table News:

“All the things you knew…”:

Tony Bowley stays top for an incredible tenth week, but now with a 34 point lead over the kid Josh H. Jazz S closes in to 7 points of the runner up spot in a non changing Top 3.

“I’m so very sickened”:

Little Frankie Fernandez remains bottom but now only 3 (!) points adrift of Howard T. Matt W is 13 points away from the wooden spoon in a non changing Bottom 4.

“..why do you hang around ?.”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 13 places, is Simon Lindquist to 12th. Honourable mentions for Neil O (+5), Nick H (+9), Ben H (+6), Pete B (+10), Danny A (+5), Dave N (+8) and Mark Sh (+5)

“…you know it makes things hard for me ?”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 13 places, is Julian Fernandez to 48th. Dishonourable mentions for Shaun B (-7), Savan A (-8) Debbie J (-6), Rich L (-6) and Richard H (-6).

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week Thirteen, you WILL win these prizes! Current incumbents are Neil O on 11th, Olly O on 12th, Andrew D on 13th, Pab on 17th, Pete B on 23rd, Savan A on 27th, Paul H on 33rd, Tony S on 39th, Ben McK on 42nd, Dave C on 50th, Matt W on 54th and Howard T on 55th.

PAS World Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Rich Lee.

And Another Thing:

I hate football…

Cheers,
Pab

“You’re my favourite moment”:

Would you Adam & believe it! Random off the cuff scores win out again and strike a blow against all those naysayers who don’t do PAS cos they “know nothing about football”. Yep, Michelle Fernandez 44 (7) wins the £20 for the second time this season just nipping past Olly O, leaving him and me absolutely gutted! Chelle plans to spend her winnings backing the Argies in June…

“Howl under the moon”:

Not a good week to get a sub 20 point score – so not a good week then for Richard Hirst & Jason Morris 18 (1)

Correct Score of the Week:

Good scores, good scores….14 got Celtic’s 3-0, 7 got Cardiff 3 Watford 1 and 4 got Blackburn’s fantastic 1-1 with Chelsea. Michelle F, Gareth M, Ben H got the 3-2 between WBA and PNE, Paul J & Olly O got Leicester 2 Coventry 2 and Jamie T & Gareth M got Sheff Wed 0 Derby 0. Mark Sh got Villa 2 Wolves 2 and Gareth M (again! – how come these scores weren’t in his bet??!) got Aberdeen 2 Dundee Utd 2… Best correct score of the week? That goes to me this week for the last gasp Pompey 3 Hull 2 – come on, I’ve got a gloating missus to deal with!

Bet of the Week:

Crashing straight back to the norm, Gareth Morgan’s hangover frazzled selections proved to be a bit rubbish… a lot rubbish actually.

Table News:

“Walk out into velvet”:

Tony Bowley stays top for an incredible eighth week, now with an even more incredible 35 point lead over the new kid Josh H. Jazz S consolidates third spot.

“Nothing more to say”:

Little Frankie Fernandez remains bottom but now 14 points adrift of Howard T. Matt W falls 1 place, 16 points away from the wooden spoon.

“I’m like a dog to get you”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 22 places, is Michelle Fernandez to 13th. Honourable mentions for Olly O (+13), El Presidente (+14), Danny A (+15) and Gareth M (+16)

“Getting down to greet you”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 13 places, is Richard Hirst to 29th. Dishonourable mentions for Nick H (-8), Julian F (-7), Mark JB (-10), Clare T (-10) and Pete B (-7).

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week Thirteen, you WILL win these prizes! Current incumbents are Rob H on 11th, Jamie S on 12th, Michelle F on 13th, Pab on 17th, Ben H on 23rd, Paul J on 27th, Clare T on 33rd, Stephen S on 39th, Ellen F on 42nd, Gary B on 50th, Matt W on 54th and Howard T on 55th.

PAS World Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Mark J Brown.

And Another Thing:

Did you see Wor Jon on the telly? Looking very much like a young Keith Allen, he and his lovely mam got to the final but didn’t manage to win the jackpot – boo!

Oh, it’s gonna be an Arsenal – Bordeaux final btw….

Cheers,
Pab

“Who got the pay?”:

It was a close run thing right up to the last two games at least…eventually a man from that infamous syndicate swooped down to claim the & 20. Step up Shaun Backhouse 37 (6) – that put you in the good books amongst your peers?!

“They walked with a limp. I thought something was wrong.”:

Oh dear, a few weeks ago he forgot to send the winning scoresheet in (no, really) and now he’s it the real rock bottom – Mark Shakespeare 10(0) – could it get any worse?!

Correct Score of the Week:

Guess who got the 7-1?… Dan P got Bolton 0 Man U 4, 6 got Celtic’s 3-1 v Kimarnock, Ben H got the coupon buster Derby 1 Leicester 0, Julian F & Matt G got Dundee U 3 Motherwell 0, Sam A/Simon Linds/Moi got Hibs 1-3 at Falkirk, 7 got the 5 points at Anfield, 11 got the 5 points at Eastlands, Dan P/Howard T/Gareth M got the 2-2 between PNE & QPR and 6 got the nil-nil at Swansea.

Best correct score of the week?:

Matt Gingell for his Shrewsbury 0 Darlington 2 (so nearly Best Correct Score of the Season!)

Bet of the Week:

In BotW’s own inimitable style, Michelle F fell foul on all three bets…

Table News:

“…this was a very, very, very popular place”:

Tony Bowley stays top for an incredible ninth week, but now with only (imagine!) a 32 point lead over the new kid Josh H. Jazz S closes in on the runner up spot in a non changing Top 6.

“Could this be because the economical system was meant to keep him and his group from having the self-motivation…”:

Little Frankie Fernandez remains bottom but now 17 points adrift of Howard T. Matt W is 18 points away from the wooden spoon in a non changing Bottom 3

“sharing a finer way life…”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 20 places, is Shaun Backhouse to 18th. Honourable mentions for Mark J B (+11), Dan P (+10) and Jon T (+13)

“They looked mad at the world…”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 13 places, is Mark Shakespeare to 43rd. Dishonourable mentions for Neil O (-9), Andy C (-8) Danny A (-8) and Paul J (-11).

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week Thirteen, you WILL win these prizes! Current incumbents are Martin S on 11th, Michelle F on 12th, Matt G on 13th, Jason M on 17th, Neil M on 23rd, Andy C on 27th, Pete B on 33rd, Simon Lindq on 39th, Catriona J on 42nd, Vim G on 50th, Matt W on 54th and Howard T on 55th.

PAS World Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Jon Tofeili.

And Another Thing:

Congrats to Ben & Joanne McKeown on the birth of their little girl Orla. Now sit back and watch the Tyne-Wear battle over colours to dress her in…

Cheers,
Pab

“Settle for the riches to be fed”:

It was a battle royale for top spot this week and emerging triumphant came Gareth Morgan 45 97). Well done G, £20 enough to entice a juicy tabloid expose??!

“Paying for your past crime”:

How apt! Jon Tofeili 11(0) isn’t quite point-less but close nevertheless. Real life imitating art anyone?! (see below…)

Correct Score of the Week:

Jeez, you lot made up for it this week… 16 got Man Yoo’s 3-0, 6 got the nil nil at Barnsley and 4 more got the one at Stoke. 6 got Chelsea 4 West Ham 1 5 got Norwich’s 1-3 at Huddersfield and 4 got the 3-2 nine pointer at WBA. Andy C, Jamie T, Pete B got the 2-3 between Birmingham and Everton, Dave C, Tony S, Catriona J got the same scoreline between Boro and The Toon and Andy C, Gareth M, Catriona J got Notts Co 2 AFC Bournemouth 2. Dave N & Danny A got Kilmarnock 0 Robbie Keane 3 and Richard H got Burnley 1 Wolves 2. Best correct score of the week? Step up Josh Hirst for Watford 0 Peterborough 1.

Bet of the Week:

Whooo! Whooo! The man bang in form came up trumps once again! Tony B correctly called 3 draws @ 34/1 and 3 aways @ 4/1 earning himself another £19 and more importantly, BotW spot prize 55th at least £21! Big up!

Table News:

“A solitary bird…”:

Tony Bowley stays top for a seventh week, now with an even more incredible 32 point lead over the new kid on the block, nine year old Josh H. Jazz S, obviously smarting from his Cup exit, moves ominously up to third.

“Is this what you get in amoral times?”:

Little Frankie Fernandez remains bottom but nowm12 points adrift of Howie T. Dave C climbs 1 place, 19 points away from the wooden spoon.

“Try and use your heart, not head”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 22 places, is Richard Hirst to 16th. Honourable mentions for Jamie S (+18), Tony S (+16), Pete B (+10), Paul J (+16) and Gareth M (+10)

“Used to burn, now no fire of life”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places, is Michelle Fernandez to 35th. Dishonourable mentions for Matt G (-8), Clare T (-8), Mark Sh (-8), Pab (-14), Dan P (-10), Shaun B (-9) and Jon T (-9)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week Thirteen, you WILL win these prizes! Current incumbents are Jason M on 11th, Matt G on 12th, Jamie S on 13th, Debbie J on 17th, Clare T on 23rd, Paul H on 27th, Simon Lindq on 33rd, Dan P on 39th, Mr 2-0 on 42nd, Jon T on 50th, Dave C on 54th and Howard T on 55th.

PAS World Cup 2010:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS World Cup 2010 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… Simon Lindsay.

And Another Thing:

Our first PASer to make a national telly appearance alert! Get your Sky+ activated people! Over to you Jon Tofeili…

I’m gonna be on TV next Wednesday 17th (St Paddy’s Day) @ 4:30pm (BBC2) on a gameshow called POINTLESS!!!!!

For those who haven’t seen it, e.g. people who work, it’s a bit like Family Fortunes in reverse (you’ve got to get the answers that score the least points)

It was summit my ma wanted to do and I agreed to thinking we’d never get on :)

Don’t think I embarrassed myself too much but will await the inevitable pi** taking etc.

Try to refrain until you have at least seen it!!

This is my 15 mins :)

We tried to kit him out in a PAS hat, scarf and natty tee but Auntie Beeb wouldn’t have it…

Cheers,
Pab