“You’ve Only Come To See Eb-ou-e”:

Very close in a relatively low scoring week but eventually Sean Peers 34 (5) came out on top to claim his second weekly win of the season. Well done Sean, another £20 just in time for Paddy’s Day – slainte!

“He Comes From Ser-bia…”:

From the ridiculous to the sublime back to the ridiculous in a matter of weeks, my ol’ mucker Dave Crisp 8 (0) has managed to evoke the memory of his “Weston”

Correct Score of the Week:

Nine got THE MOST OBVIOUS 0-0 involving Southampton v QPR, Dan P & Gareth M got Everton 3 Stoke 1, Paul H got 1-3 at Swansea. Sean P got the 2-2 btwn Watford and Sheff Wed, Olly O got the 3-1 at Port Vale and Sean P & Nick H got the bonus points for the 0-0 Scottish League Cup Final. Gareth M (obviously) got the lovely 1-2 reverse at Villa Park and Dave N & Jon T got a Geordie double of 8 points from West Ham 0 WBA 0. This week’s Best Correct Score of the Week goes to Julian Fernandez for his Arsenal 4 Blackburn 0.

Bet of the Week:

Dave C’s acca was all wrong – we are now £25 down but now Sean P gets a chance to make amends for his Week 2 selections…

Table News:

Head:

Jason Morris moves up 1 place to open up a 3 point gap to Jamie T in second – Dave C now finds himself 7 points off the top…

Toes:

The bottom three remains the same with Will Oppong bottom now only 5 points adrift from Matt W and 11 points from Anders H.

Elbows:

Highest climber this week is Gareth Morgan up 12 places to 10th. Honourable mentions for Francesca F (+9) and brothers Hogwood N & B (both +9)

Knees:

Falling furthest this week is Dan Pelgrom down 11 places to 18th – dishonourable mentions for Jazz S (-9), Jon A (-8), Mr 2-0 (-10) and Clare T (-8)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week 13, you WILL win these prizes! Greg E is on the promos at 11th(+6), Olly O is at 13th (-4), and Matt G is on 33rd (-6)

Other Stuff:

We are making a ruling on 0-0 at the end of the season, so PLEASE complete the survey we sent round last week as we need your feedback and thoughts on this!

And Another Thing:

New exciting “Bet of the Week” item will be unveiled next season (Lucky 13 Winter 09) to celebrate our official 20th birthday

Cheers,
Pab

Biz Lats:

From the ridiculous to the sublime in a matter of weeks, my ol’ mucker Dave Crisp 53 (8) has managed to banish the memory of his 4 points to whisk away the £20 prize. Well done Crispy, that’s a big prize in your hands…

Spook Street:

Mr 2-0 and his merry band of followers felt the pain this week – 16 (1). We like it when that happens!

Correct Score of the Week:

“ou est les zero-zeros…?” Ten got THE MOST OBVIOUS 0-0 at AFC Bournemouth, 6 got QPR 0 Sheff U 0 and Dave C got the eight pointer @ Rotherham v Brentford. 8 got the lovely little 4-0 at Leicester, 7 got the beautiful 3-0 at Arsenal and 4 of us unbelievably got the bonus points behemoth at The Valley. Gareth M got the Desmond @ Plymouth and Jon A got a spectacular 5-1 at Ibrox. And yet he still didn’t usurp his own Best Correct Score of the Week/Season because Neil Templeton somehow managed to predict St Mirren 1 Celtic 0. Amazing!

Bet of the Week:

Tony Smith went all sensible with a double and up pops Diego Forlan to scupper us & Real Madrid – £20.00 down now, looking to Mr Crisp to salt us out…

Table News:

Hi:

Dave Crisp jumps up 4 places and opens up a 10 point gap from Jason M in second – Jamie T now finds himself 14 points off the top…

Lo:

Will Oppong is still rooted to the bottom staring longingly up at Matt W 13 points above…

Upper:

Highest climber this week is Greg Edwards up 16 places to 17th. Honourable mentions for Olly O (+13), Jazz S (+13) and Mark J B (+12)

Downer:

Falling furthest this week is Francesca Fernandez down 18 places to 24th – dishonourable mentions for Sam A (-10), Clare T (-11), Ben H (-10) and Matt D (-11)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week 13, you WILL win these prizes! Sean P is on the promos at 11th(-8), Jazz S is at 13th (+13), and Ben H is on 33rd (-11)

PAS Cup:

Semi Finals are on 18/19 April – all guaranteed £25!

Other Stuff:

The blanket scoring and 0-0 mania seems to have calmed down this week – cool! We are making a ruling on 0-0 at the end of the season, so PLEASE complete the survey we sent round last week as we need your feedback and thoughts on this!

And Another Thing:

As of Week 6, my scores will be sent to a different individual each week rather than mailed “to all”… And if you’re wondering how a baby completes a scoresheet each week, she doesn’t, her mum/nan does it for her (but once she can hold and throw some dice we’ll be using that technique!)

Cheers,
Pab

7-0:

We love it here when a debutant wins some money (mostly cos it’s a great marketing exercise… Guess what? I won some money putting down some footie scores! You should sign up for next season…), so well done to PAS virgin Tony Smith 35 (5) who walks away with £20 just edging out Shaun B.

0-0 again:

The nightmare scores continue – this week in the sub 10 points gang, are Rich Lee / David Goggin 7 (0)

Correct Score of the Week:

Sparse, very sparse pickings… Eight got THE MOST OBVIOUS 0-0 at Hibs (it wasn’t was it), 6 got M K Dons 2 Leicester 2 and 4 got THE EVEN MORE OBVIOUS 0-0 at the Emirates (grrrrrr!). No best correct score this week, but my little girl and Matt Gingell rustled up Bristol City 0 Blackpool 0 for a most welcome 8 points…

Bet of the Week:

John McSherry stepped up with a seemingly nailed on accumulator and got batted away early doors to leave us £15 in the hole…Tony S, you’re up next!

Table News:

Tip top:

Jamie Tofeili opens up a 9 point lead at the top from the tightly packed peloton below

Illin’:

Will Oppong remains bottom now only (ONLY!) 12 points from David G

Getting better:

Highest climber this week is Shaun Backhouse up 24 places to 10th. Honourable mentions for Tony S (+16), Francesca F (+16) and Mark Se (+14)

Coming down:

Falling furthest this week is Mark J Brown down 24 places to 31st – dishonourable mentions for Lisa G (-12), Jon A (-12), Danny A (-16) and Rich L (-10)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week 13, you WILL win these prizes! John McS is on the promos at 11th(+4), Dan P is at 13th (-3), and Greg E is on 33rd (-9)

Other Stuff:

The 0-0 abuse continues unabated (we had to disqualify one player this week!) and there is an emergency board meeting tonight to discuss the best way to combat the problem…

And Another Thing:

It’s PAS Cup week this week as well as a normal league week – for players in both competitions, your scores will count for both (minus any bonus “joker” points for the League)

Cheers,
Pab

Weyhay!:

He’s a Croydon Sunday league legend and now he has his name in the hallowed hall of fame of PAS weekly winners – John McSherry 29 (4) topped one of the worst collective scoring weeks in living memory (you’re all getting suckered into the zero – zeros aren’t you? hmmm? tut tut!). Well done Johnny boy, now make sure you buy your mum some flowers with your winnings…

Weymouth:

OMG! I thought last week was bad but we officially have the joint worst weekly score ever in 20 years – hang your head in shame just like Dave C – Will Oppong 4(0)

Correct Score of the Week:

2-2 madness this week… Fourteen got THE MOST OBVIOUS 0-0 at Boro, 15 got Rangers 3-1 and six got Swansea’s 5 pointer. Mark Sh & John McS got Derby’s derby victory at the City Ground, Lisa G got Stoke 2 Pompey 2, Jamies’ S & T and Frankie F struck 8 points with Barnsley 0 Charlton 0, Olly O got 5 points from Plymouth 2 Sheff U 2, Sam A got a right result for Orient at Hartlepool, Gareth M got Aberdeen 2 Dundee U 2 and John McS / Mark Sh / Olly O got Wolves 2 Cardiff 2. However, best correct score of the week goes to Mark Seels for his Motherwell 1 Celtic 1.

Bet of the Week:

It was split between Jamie T and Jon A and both came up with a loser – ho hum. We’re now £10 down and looking to John McSherry to dig deep into his pocket of predictions and pull out a plum.

Table News:

Top:

Jason Morris swaps places at the summit with Sean P to lead a very tight table by 2 points

Bottom:

Will Oppong remains bottom a w(h)opping (geddit?!) 16 points adrift already from Matt G

Up up up!:

Highest climber this week is John McSherry up 19 places to 15th. Honourable mentions for Olly O (+11), Mark J B (+12), Gareth M (+15) and Mark Se (+15)

Down down:

Falling furthest this week are Jazz Sian / Tony Bowley both down 13 places to 30th 7 36th respectively – dishonourable mentions for Clare T (-12), Matt D (-12) and Matt W (-11)

Spot Prizers:

OK, if you finish on these positions at the end of Week 13, you WILL win these prizes! Paul H is on the promos at 11th(+4), Neil T is at 13th (-7), and Nick H is on 33rd (+8)

Other Stuff:

Shaw Taylor always asked us to “keep ’em peeled” and we’ve never forgotten that here at PAS Towers. Nil-nil abusers! You’re being monitored! Beware – if it continues, expect a tap on the shoulder and a polite “f*ck off” very soon…

And Another Thing:

I’m in the proverbial hole on the spreads thanks to Arsenal and Boro being completely poo this season – can anyone help out with a Plan B??! Pleeeeese! I might have to sell my baby…

Cheers,
Pab