I’m telling you, these modern boots with their flimsy material & long toes…

 

 

“Pearly Dewdrops’ Drop”:

As another PAS season draws to a close it’s proving to be the closest one ever, so much so, that we were considering a Sky Sports style “ticker” to give out live scores during Week 13!

Yeah, that exciting!

And we were all going to wear yellow ties too…

In keeping with that “close at the top” theme, six people got 30 points or more this week (with a boatload more very close behind)

Strong claims to win the week?

An unrecognisable Neil C knocked in 3 correct scores after last gasp goals at Wolves, Cardiff & Boltonto go close, and Ben McK went closer still only for a 93rd minute Burger goal at Stoke to wee on his chips…

 

So who won then?

Matt Worsfold 38 (4) had some sweet relief from West Ham’s shellacking at Palace thanks to a 99th minute goal at Doncaster earning him a ridiculous number of points that took him just clear to claim the £20 weekly prize!

 

Boiled beef & cabbage or pie ‘n’ mash (“loads o’ liquor!”) on this fine St George’s Day then Maffew?

 

 

 

 

“Cherry Coloured Funk”:

Mr 2-0 did well this week.

That usually spells danger.

10 bods scored less than fifteen points this week.

Six didn’t get a sniff of a correct score (spare a thought for Will O though!)

Propping up the rest this week are Lily Templeton & Dilip Adhikari 11 (0).

To be fair, that’s hardly a disaster score.

Well.

Maybe in Week 12 it is…

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

And we’re back in the room…most popular score was Leicester’s 2-1 win against WBA– 36 of youse got that!

 

Twenty-eight obviously guessed Villa would beat Bournemouth 3-1

24 just knew Fulham would score against Liverpool for a 1-3

Six got the dull-all at the New York Stadium (that’s Rotherham, mum)

Debbie L & Greg F had their secret prayers answered by the “Saints of Nil” for the stalemate at Watford

Paul C & Tim P put us all to shame by predicting Burton 3 Reading 2

Roshan T nabbed the form book upsetting Blackburn Rovers 1 Sheffield Wednesday 3

Debbie L (again!) got last minute Mr 2-0 spoiling Stoke 3 Plymouth o

 

 

 

However, this week’s best correct score, goes to Matt Worsfold for his wait-for-it-wait-for-it-wait-for-it-wait-waittttt-booom! inspired, Doncaster Rovers 4 Barrow 2!

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

Andy Chesworth was on “Bet of the Week” position 45th in Week 11 so I asked him to provide a 3 team selection for the £3 “trixie” bet.

 

And guess what?!

 

Oh dear.

 

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th leaving it on £0 – avoid, avoid, avoid!

 

 

Martin Stafford was at 33rd this week….

 

M, I need your 3 team selection by Friday morning, please!

 

 

Another blast on the darts then??!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Heaven Or Las Vegas”:

Game on! Dom Webber stays top, just 2 points ahead of Roshan T who, in turn, is two points ahead of Olly O in third…exciting!

 

 

One crashed the Top Ten!

 

 

 

 

 

“Blind Dumb Deaf”:

Game on! Thomas Stafford stays bottom, but now only five points behind Mike K who, in turn, is one point adrift of Ben H…exciting!

 

 

 

 

“Iceblink Luck”:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 19 places is Peter Morley – honourable mentions go to Ben McK (+17), and Kate S (+18).

 

 

 

“Sugar Hiccup”:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places is Andy Chesworth – dishonourable mentions go to Darren McC (-12), Ric P (-12), Sam A (-11), George T (-12) and Deepak B (-12).

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League Knockout Stages 2023/24:

 

 

PAS Cup 2024:

Full fixtures & results can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘24)

 

 

PAS Euro 2024:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euro 2024 (with benefits!) you will have to finish in the Top 24 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is, Paul Flaherty!

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2024-25:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Champions League 2024-25 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the Football Factory, John King.

 

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

“I’m sorry Miss Jackson…”

 

 

 

 

Oh, and if you’re doing Sky Super 6 you need to join our league! (No. You really do!)

 

PAS Sky Super 6 League (pabPAS – pin: KCTRQ3)

 

 

 

Twitter is dead & so is Instagram – but we’ve got a What’s App group!

Wanna join?

Why?

Well, I send round reminders that you don’t have to check your email for.

Erm…some people are quite funny (some are annoying) & hopefully, we’ll get some good pics of away fans at games.

We will crush any “hilarious GIFs” though…

Plus, you can gloat when you land that 9 pointer in the 91st minute!

Email me over your number and i’ll add ya ([email protected])

 

Cheers,

 

Pab

 

Well, that was a weekend, eh?

My mate Granit slamming in a worldy to put Man Yoo to bed?! As Thom Yorke would say, “for a minute there, I lost myself..”

Meanwhile, after falling back down from Cloud 9, the predictions game, for most of us, still proved harder than scoring from 12 yards.

Only 11 punters scored 30 points or more and from that melee, our weekly £20 prize winner emerged with perhaps the lowest winning score ever (Dan! Dave! Run the SQLs!)

Tom Wooldridge-Stevens 35 (5) edged home virtue of a point given to him by the correctly predicted WBA shut out or the Millwall 98th minute eqaulising penalty or Chelsea’s 90th minute face saving winner.

Which one Tom?

And well done on your second-in-a-season taste of prize money!

 

So, it was grim at the top, so what about the bottom?

You could argue it wasn’t all bad as only FOUR players scored 15 points or less.

Five managed zero correct scores.

But this meant Justin Corliss 13 (0) brought up the rear with probably the highest worst weekly score ever. (Dan! Dave…)

Unlucky J!

 

 

Seventeen just knew Motherwell would score against Rangers for a 1-3

11 revelled in the Xhaka schadenfreude of Arsenal’s also-ran Cup Final victory over Utd

Seven got Brighton’s “Desmond” with JWP

Joanne McK & TomW-S got the dull-all at The Hawthorns

Matt W & Sam A thrilled at the thrilling Dundee Utd 2 Hearts 3

Neil O banked the five points on offer for the 2-2 betwixt Birmingham & Millwall

He went way left field with a darts selection, which is great, but the matches aren’t til Thursday!

So we’ll have a double update next week…