“Everything In Its Right Place”: You can tell it’s the end of the season – people put down crazy scores, crazy scores come in. Mr 2-0 is oversubscribed as people “forget” or drift off into the spring sunshine (well, maybe not in MCR). Form goes out the window & “coupon busters” are celebrated by bookies across the country. So how do you combat this perennial problem? Don’t ask me, I got the same as Mr 2-0 this week – grrrrr! (and I tried sooo hard!!!)

Maybe Neil Hyndeman 38 (7) can tell us how he came up on the blindside to slip the last £20 from Olly O’s hands? My money’s on the fact he knew that Mr Bony would hit the bar to keep a 2-2 scoreline at the Etihad…

 

 

 

“Burn The Witch”: It’s the end of the season, there are crazy scores expected and the sun really was out with a vengance. Why bother doing your scores?

Mr 2-0 13 (1) is wondering just that. Even though he isn’t real and hasn’t got the cognitive skills to do such things…

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Not a bad effort people – most popular score was Nottm Forest’s 1-2 win at Franchise FC – 26 of youse got that!

Fourteen got Burnley’s nil – three away at Charlton

9 got the ding dong 2-2 between Citeh & The Arse

Eight got the tasty Leicester 3-1 win over hapless Everton.

7 somehow guessed Spurs 1 Southampton 2

Four got the, erm, 3-2 hammering meted out in Glasgow. The Tim bit of Glasgow.

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Savan Arora for his two-in-a-row-is-trending inspired, Aston Villa 0 Newcastle 0.

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

Get in! Don’t say this too loud but I think I now know how do this successfully next season…

51.52% Crystal Palace V Stoke – you’re meant to save this for Man Yoo Dwight!

48.48% Middlesbrough V Brighton – soooooooooooo obvious (except to me obv)

45.45% Preston NE V Leeds – 92nd minute Hugill goal. Thank you!

So, £8.91 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 80th.

 

 

 

Table News:

“2+2=5”: Two crash the Top Ten and highest climber this week, up a whopping 18 places is Neil Hyndeman – honourable mentions go to Simon Linds (+11), Olly O (+11), Jamie S (+11) Neil O (+13), Lindsay S (+12) and Rich L (+12)

 

 

 

“Let Down”: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 16 places is Mark Seels – dishonourable mentions go to Gary B (-14), Neil M (-13), Mark F (-10) and Chris B (-14)

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:  

Dan Pelgrom takes on Nick Hogwood in a two-part final, the showcase being Crystal Palace v Man Utd.

You will be updated on the progress & full result…

All results so far can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – “part one” May 13th – 28th

Final – “part two” May 21st

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16:

One semi finalist went through on 54 points and one went out on 54 points! But who???!

Our finalists will battle it out in a two-part final, the showcase being Atletico Madrid v Real Madrid.

You will be updated on the progress & full result…

2nd leg results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Final – “part one” May 13th – 28th

Final – “part two” May 28th

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is… you’ll have to wait until at least the Premership is over! Why? Cos it makes it exciting, that’s why….ha!

 

 

 

And Another Thing: Thankyou for taking part in another fab season – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon. Very soon! Actually it will June (eek!) for the Euros and you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders…

Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve made us truly millennial!

 

 

 

Prize Money Update  – League, Cup & CL prize money will be paid out at the end of the season. So don’t worry, that nasty BHS man hasn’t got your winnings – I have!

That’s it for this season! Well, nearly….

 

Cheers,
Pab

“Underdog”: If at first you don’t succeed – try, try, try doing it a bit different until you hit gold!

Well, this debutant has done exactly that this season and my, how it’s paid off – Richard Hughes 40 (6) was flailing with yours truly at the bottom of the table early in the season but has gradually dragged himself into respectable mid table obscurity with a doggedness that maybe only Leicester have recently demonstrated…

Congrats & £20 then to the poor man’s Josh Homme! You’re not so Sp*rs after all then are ya Dicky?!

 

 

“Club Foot”: Pursuing a hat-trick of “Correct Score of the Week” accolades or mugging off your 10 year old son with Mr 2-0 scores really doesn’t do very much for you really. Don’t believe me? Just ask James Challinor & Rowan Marriott 12 (0) who share this week’s “Hall of Humiliation” membership…

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Not a bad effort people – most popular score was Nottm Forest’s 1-1 with Wolves – 26 of youse got that!

Seventeen got Celtic’s one – three away at the Jambos

14 got the ding dong 2-2 between Chelsea and Spurs

Chris D & Neil C came good with Barnsley 2-2 Colchester

Predictz & Tony M got the tasty Birmingham 2-2 draw with Middlesbro.

 

Simon Linds & Richard H somehow guessed Watford 3 Aston Villa 2

James L got the 3-0 hammering meted out in Brentford. I’ve already told you about Brentford…

Norman L owned Leeds 1 Charlton 2

Richard H got West Ham’s 0-3 tonking of West Brom

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Savan Arora for his I-need-9-points inspired, Ipswich 3 MK Dons 2.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

Back to form i’m afraid –

 

45% Reading V Preston – 91st minute PNE winner did for us!

43.75% Stoke V Sunderland – Jermaine’s 94th minute equaliser did for us!

43.75% Hamilton V Kilmarnock – couldn’t have been more wrong really, Unless it was 0-5 of course…

 

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 61st. *frowny face*

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Empire“: We have what Sky Sports would die for!

It will be last day drama as Pete Britton is joined by Tony Bowley at the top cos they can’t be separated by points or correct scores!

They in turn are just one point ahead of Jason M in third as the Top 7 all have a very realistic chance of winning the title…how exciting is that then?!

Scott H & Jon T crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

“L.S.F.“: Anders Hoglund remains at the bottom only five points behind Julian F who in turn is 3 points off Mr 2-0 as the wooden spoon will be going to one of this tragic triptych

 

 

 

“Fire“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Richard Hughes – honourable mentions go to Neil M (+12), Ben H (+16), Jazz S (+14) and Neil H (+14)

 

 

 

“Where Did All The Love Go?“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places is James Challinor – dishonourable mentions go to Matt W (-10), Neil T (-14), Jack B (-12) and Jamie S (-12)

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is our canary in a coalmine…Ben Hogwood!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Semi Final clashes didn’t disappoint as the PAS season really comes to the boil…

3 correct jokers, one correct score heartbreaker (!!!) decided this year’s finalists – but who got there??!!

 

All results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

Semi final 2nd legs are taking place next week – and still all to play for

 

1st leg results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Sp*rs didn’t win it and we might catch them now…imagine!

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“Sexy MF”: It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new (lease of) life for them! Did you score over thirty points this week? Well done the five of you! If your dad did, wouldn’t you too? Well, I suppose if you followed your ol’ man into the same profession it’s a given isn’t it?!

Seems a shame this good doctor wasn’t The Purple One’s too though, cos he is good! Savan Arora 38 (6) went seven better than Arora Senior to take this week’s £20 with much gratitude to Mr Martial’s artful 93rd minute scouse heartbreaker – that saw him clear of mightily improved Neil T even when he missed he first two prediction as well!

Anyway it’s refreshing to see “strike time” put to good use Dr. S –  maybe PAS could substitute Ritalin? It’d certainly give the little f*ckers something to concentrate on! Just sayin’…

 

 

“Gett Off”: …and a world away in the depths, getting under 10 points is always a shocker. Especially when your only partner in criminal scores isn’t even real!

More shockingly, the young man in question should be worrying the upper echelons of the table given that he’s give Rain Man a run for his money in most pursuits! Yep, Ben Marriott 6 (0) will no doubt be counting furiously in a corner blocking out the noises and over admonishing himself for this epic of fails.

Many thought his dad fled Poland to take advantage of generous housing allowances & well paid menial jobs this sceptre’d isle has to offer. But no, young Ben was banished for card counting in a Gdansk casino. As any discerning communist will tell you, taking money isn’t very “comrade” and it’s more than a slight on the memory of Lech Walesa. Noski!

So Ben reapplied himself dedicating his “skills” to things like memorising the top 100 horror films of all time (replete with top line synopsis), naming in order the top 300 most deadly & dangerous animals in the world (with genesis) and doing 4,000 sit ups a day whilst analysing the understated nuances of north American offshore trading hubs. He’s a busy boy. Too busy for PAS it would appear – must try harder Ben.

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

You did well this week – most popular score was Huddersfield’s 1-1 with Birmingham – 22 of youse got that!

8 got the dull all between Wolves and Rotherham

Six got Brighton’s one – three away at the beach in Charlton

6 got the ding dong 2-2 between Liverpool and Newcastle

Six more were spot on with the shellacking in Manchester

4 came good with Sheff Utd 0-0 Barnsley

Four more had Inverness 3 Kilmarnock 1

Another 4 got the 0-3 hammering meted out in Colchester. Is there a good part of Colchester?

Shashi A / James L / Lee P somehow guessed Celtic 1 Ross Co 1

Scott H  / Howard T / Dan H quite rightly said Rotherham v Forest would finish two apiece

John K & Savan A got the tasty Hull 2-2 draw with Leeds.

Neil O owned Spurs 1 WBA 1

Neil T got Sunderland’s 0-0 tonking of Arsenal

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Ross Butcher for his James C double inspired, Fulham 1 Nottm Forest 3.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We wooooooooooooooonnnnnn!

53.42% Partick V Dundee – denied by an 81st minute goal!

47.95% Huddersfield V Birmingham – secured with an 82nd minute goal!

45.21% Blackburn V Bristol City – get in Danny Graham!

and look what was lurking as fourth popular – grrrrr

41.1% Wolves V Rotherham

So, £7.90 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd.

 

 

 

Table News:

“Diamonds & Pearls“: We have a new leader! Pete Britton moves up 2 places to the top 2 points ahead of Tony B who in turn is five points ahead of Danny A in third as the race for the title really hots up…

No one crashed the Top Ten.

 

 

 

“When Doves Cry“: Anders Hoglund slides to the bottom eight points behind Mr 2-0 who in turn is still 2 points off Julian F as the bottom three remain the same…sort’ve.

 

 

“Take Me With U“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 30 places is Savan Arora – honourable mentions go to Gary B (+14), Neil T (+25), Shashi A (+18) and Lee P (+18)

 

 

“Sign O’ The Times“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Andy Chesworth – dishonourable mentions go to Alex R (-20), Neil H (-18), Mark J B(-15) and Ben M (-14)

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the lad…Jack Buxton!

 

 

PAS Cup 2016: Semi finals next week folks!

The draw can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages: my word that was exciting!

We had a draw! We had a spot on joker! We had a failed joker! We had one close game! Very much all to play for still!

The results can be found here 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

And Another Thing:

Sp*rs aren’t gonna win it now are they…(yay!)

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas? Just me & James C then yeah?!

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“Starchild”: Howay man! Tino’s shirt on a flag celebration! Mirandinha’s gloves! Wor Jackie! Phillipe mugging off Peter! Alan Gowling’s sweatbands! Super Mac’s gob! Ham & pease pudding stotties! Broon in a half pint glass! Clarty charvers at The Hoppings! Raaaaaaapha Benitez! Barry Venison’s barnet even!

You gotta love The Toon and the Toon loves PAS despite only having two of their brethren in the Top 32 (actually, one of them does the scores in the back end! Hmmmm anyway,,,), Top Geordie Jon Tofeili 36 (6) – yes, that’s right, you recognise him from “Pointless” way back when before it was “trendy”- especially loves PAS this week as he got his magpie claws into the shiny £20 prize! He has the Leeds (Leeds! Leeds!) 3-2 nine pointer to thank. Or was it Josh King’s 93rd minute consolation v Liverpool? Or Carl Ikene’s blooper-esque 93rd minute own goal away at Hull? Whatever, the boy done good – champion!

 

 

 

“The Sun Goes Down”: One – nil! Two – one! Three – one! Seven – nil! Four – three! Three – nil! Thirty six – nil (yes, that did happen)! Four – nil! Four – two! Nine – nil! Five – two! Eight – two (yep, that happened too *sob*) even!

You gotta love it when a home win notches up a double digit tally and we love to see a “blanket score” home win splutter & crash especially when it’s Mr 2-0 7 (0) finishing exactly where we want him this week!

Ha!

And, his three hapless disciples really have been rewarded for their lack of commitment this week – Championship!

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

The uniques doin’ it again this week – most popular score was Burnley’s 1-2 win at Birmingham – 30 of youse got that!

8 got the ding dong 2-2 between Leicester 1-0 and West Ham

Dave N / Lindsay S / Jon T nailed the thrilllllling 3-2 at Elland Road

Lee P & Jason M came good with Burton Albion 0-0 Barnsley

Danny A & Jamie T got the dull-all Scottish Cup semi final

Jamie T (again!) & Chris B quite rightly said Rotherham v Forest would finish goalless

Brett A got the 0-3 hammering meted out in West London. The wrong bit of West London (Brentford is the good bit – check “People Just Do Nothing” if you don’t believe me..)

Gary B got the tasty Palace 1-1 draw with Arsenal.

Shashi A somehow guessed Blackburn 0 Huddersfield 2

Dave C owned Exeter 0 Northampton 0

Richard H got QPR’s bore draw at Cardiff

However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Cha- I mean, Ross Butcher for his ’61 inspired, Stoke 0 Spurs 4.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?! Yeah, we ignored that and went for games with over 3.5 goals instead…and guess what?

 

13.16% Colchester V Peterborough – banker really!

10.53% Burton Albion V Barnsley – couldn’t have got more wrong could we?!

10.53% Rangers V Celtic – unfortunately 120 minutes doen’t count – grrr,,,

 

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th.

 

 

 

Table News:

“Weave Your Spell“: Tony Bowley stays top but now only 2 points ahead of Nick H who in turn is one point ahead of Pete B in third as the peleton gains ominously on the long time leader…

 

Peter M, Martin S & Lee F crash the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

“Hot Water“: Julian Fernandez stays stuck to the bottom now a mere four points behind Anders H who in turn is still 8 points off Mr 2-0 (ha!) as the bottom three remain the same…

 

 

 

“Something About You“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 17 places are Jon Tofeili & Dave Crisp – honourable mentions go to Lee F (+10), Mark F (+13), Chris B (+16) and Ben H (+10)

 

 

 

“Sandstorm“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 20 places is Savan Arora – dishonourable mentions go to George T (-13), Neil M (-10), Paul V (-14) and John K (-12)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is “Billy The Fish”…Mark Seels!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Semi Finals draw can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

It’s CL semi finals 1st leg games next week – will Simon B get a chance to retain the trophy?

The draw can be found here 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Sp*rs are gonna win it now aren’t they…(gulp)

 

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“50ft Queenie”: Fourteen people got 30+ points this week! That’s umm, errr, *looks up & right, tongue planted firmly in cheek doing finger counting*, about 200%? No! 2%?? No. Oooooh, a lot %??? Wellllll, it’s more than ten people so it’s quite a few innit!

Anyway, what i’m trying to say is youse did good this week – even the underachieving Sp*rs fan whose brain got fried reading this very text last week (oh! Martin S, no spoilers this week – promise!).

Father & son, in-laws, the fella from Hotchip, Liam (or was it Noel?) and a miniature Gareth Barry were all up & at it this week – even a 13 year old girl that’s really a ten year old boy (don’t ask…) was in on the act!

However, a proper girl (who I wager you thought was a boy!) Sam Craig 44 (7) skipped away with the £20 weekly prize, undoubtedly with a nod toward Bolton actually scoring a goal that gave her the crucial decisive five point buffer. Well done Sam, go spice up ya life – girl power! (I went Ginger,Sporty,Scary,Posh,Massive Forehead seeing as you asked..)

 

 

 

 

“Let England Shake”: 22 people got sub twenty points this week! That’s umm, errr…ok, ok, you do the math(s)! Yeah, what i’m trying to say is “your bad”- but seeing as i’m not 15, i’ll say “you’re bad”.

See what I did there? *winking face*

Father & daughter, an ex-champ, last week’s winner (who didn’t star in the “The Shield”), a couple of Toon brothers, Mr 2-0 & his followers, the fella who won the 1st Britain’s Got Talent, some Scousers (faux & real), a doctor, Nick Cave and a girl who can bend it like Beckham we’re all unfortunately in on the act…

However, propping up the rest this week are gruesome twosome Chris Dixon & Julian Fernandez 13 (1) whose shame & humilation probably have Cromwell Parliamentarians & Southampton Company Union Men smirking contentedly whilst nodding knowingly…

Yes, I know they’re all dead. I meant in Heaven, Obvs!

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Not that prolific this week was ya?! – most popular score was QPR’s 2-1 win over Charlton – 23 of youse got that!

13 got the ding dong 2-2 between promoted Northampton and Bristol Rovers

Thirteen nailed the dull-all in Yam Yam Land

9 came good with Southampton 3-1 Newcastle

4 got the 3-0 hammering meted out in North London. The very wrong bit of North London..,

James L & John K somehow guessed Huddersfield’s 2-2 draw with Hull.

Sam C got a tasty Derby 4 Bolton 1

However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Challinor for his Iceman inspired, Swansea 1 Chelsea 0.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

47.95% Crystal Palace V Norwich – it even made Jason P cry!

46.58% Fulham V Cardiff – never ever trust Fulham….

45.21% Wolves V Blackburn – yay!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 80th.

This really is dire – surely we can get some joy in the last 4 weeks of the season??! Can we?

 

 

 

Table News:

 

“Good Fortune“: Tony Bowley stays top 10 points ahead of Pete B who in turn is four points ahead of Jason M in third…

Nick H, Paul H & Danny A crash the Top Ten.

 

 

“Rid Of Me“: Julian Fernandez stays rooted to the bottom now six points behind Anders H who in turn is 8 points off Mr 2-0 (ha!)..

 

 

“The Wheel“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Jack Buxton – honourable mentions go to Sam C (+18), Andy C (+14), Alex T (+16), Tasha M (+18) and Richard H (+13)

 

 

 

“Sheela-Na-Gig“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Chris Dixon – dishonourable mentions go to Steve M (-9), Shashi A (-10), Sophie B (-11), Mark J B (-19) and Savan A (-9)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is to rock a rhyme that’s right on time, it’s…Richard Hirst!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

 

All results can be found here

Semi finals draw coming soon!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

 

My goodness, that was exciting!

3 away wins, 4 successful jokers, 1 heartbreaker & 2 really close games…but did the holder go safely through???!

Full results & aggregate scores can be found here with Semi Finals draw to follow soon!

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Leicester really have won it haven’t they…

 

 

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“Sweetness & Light”: Did you watch “The Shield”? Y’know, the cop series that was the tasty bite-size burger to the Kobe steak that was “The Wire”? Vic Mackey was ace wasn’t he! The slippery anti-hero you couldn’t help but love and only surpassed by Tony Soprano, Omar Little & maybe even Jesse Pinkman in terms of stealing all the scenes they were in. Yeah!

What about Shane Vendrell though? You had to love him too in that American take on cheeky chappie, jack-the-lad recklessness designed to undo the narrative arc of the show. Then he went really maverick, unhinged, risible, selfish & downright evil (he threw a hand grenade in his best mate’s car ffs!). Ugh! All portrayed by the genius of Walton Goggins.

We haven’t got a Walton. Or a Goggins. But we do have David Goggin 39 (6) whose genius was to win this week’s £20! David had Michael Keane’s 93rd minute strike to thank as he shielded off (see what I did there?) Kate H & Tony M to serve up some rough justice…well done mi Gooner amigo!

Come back here for more tenuous links in the coming weeks folks!

 

 

 

 

“Out Of Control”: From the sublime to the totes ridic very much akin to his team this season or even Christian B’s Premiership career so far.

What a difference a week makes for Mark Seels 8 (0) who goes from darling to dimlo and is now the scourge of “The Syndicate” as he clocks in with the only single digit return in Week 8…

That collar bone still playing you up Seelsy??!

 

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

A fine week of predicting… – most popular score was Leicester 1-0’s 1-0 win over The Scummers – 19 of youse got that!

Seventeen got the 3-1 hammering meted out in Glasgow. The Tim bit of Glasgow…

10 got the ding dong 2-2 between Brighton and Burnley

Ten got Aberdeen 3 Hamilton 0

8 nailed the dull-all on Wearside

Seven came good with Aston Villa 0-4 Chelsea

5 just knew Wolves v Ipswich would be goalless

Four somehow guessed Partick’s 0-0 draw with Kilmarnock

4 somehow guessed Swansea’s 2-2 draw at Stoke

Will O, Arthur H & Francesca F just knew Palace would secure a Desmond at the Boleyn

Jon T got a tasty Charlton 1 Birmingham 1

Dave C should be ashamed he got 8 points thanks to a Theo last kick of the game goal

 

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Alex Rossi for his beside-the-seaside inspired, Bournemouth 0 Man City 4.

 

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

 

44.74% Dundee V Ross County – 5-2 WTF!!

42.11% Wolves V Ipswich – v predictable. Tick

40.79% Cardiff V Derby – Derby. Never rely on Derby…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 61st.

We’re doing well aren’t we!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

“Superblast!“: Tony Bowley stays 12 points ahead of Pete B who in turn is six points ahead of Charlie H in third as the Top 3 stays put…

David G, Dan P & Kte H crash the Top Ten.

 

 

 

 

 

“Nothing Natural“: Julian Fernandez slides 2 places to the bottom three points behind Anders H who in turn is 6 points off Jamie T…

 

 

 

“Lovelife“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Savan Arora – honourable mentions go to Kate H (+22), Tony M (+21), Arthur H (+22), Howard T (+17), Predictz (+23), Jack B (+16) and Neil O (+16)

 

 

 

 

“Hypocrite“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places is Ben Hogwood – dishonourable mentions go to Neil C (-15), Shashi A (-13), Ian P (-15), Lindsay S (-14), Mark J B (-16) and Mark S (-16)

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is Darlo’s answer to Ant (not Dec)…Chris Dixon!

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Quarter Final clashes provided the following…

1 correct joker, one heartbreaker, 4 home wins and two thrashings…but did Liam beat Noel??!!

All results can be found here

 

Semi finals draw coming soon!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

Quarter final 2nd legs are taking place next week – still all to play for

Fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 9

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Leicester have won it haven’t they…

 

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“Jean Jacket”: It was looking like a right rosy battle for top spot this week between the most improved Charlie H and perennial wooden spooner Frankie F as the faux international week wreaked havoc on predictions. However, despite not predicting the first three games and Eng-er-land robbing him of a five pointer against Germany, Mark Seels 30 (6) wandered up and snatched the £20 this week with no small thanks to Milivoje Novakovic’s missed penalty at Windsor Park. Well done Seelsy, the syndicate must be very proud…

 

 

 

“Nom Nom”: 15 people couldn’t manage a single correct score between them this week (even I got one!) but suffering most was poor old Eddie Osborne 9(0) who will no doubt be vey happy to see the back of international week this season…

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

All about the solo again this week. No, really… – most popular score was Spain’s 1-1 in Italy – 25 of youse got that!

Brett A got the 3-0 hammering meted out in Bristol. The Gashead bit of Bristol.

Neil H got the ding dong 2-2 between Mansfield and Northampton

Sam A nailed the dull-all in Burton

Ian P came good with Romania 0 Spain 0

Debbie L somehow guessed Scotland’s 0-1 win over Czech Rep

Ian P (again!) somehow guessed Bulgaria’s 0-1 win over Seleção

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Francesca Fernandez for her old-country inspired, Rep Ireland 2 Slovakia 2.

 

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

Yep, this isn’t going well is it…

52.46% Scotland V Denmark – well done us!

50.82% Holland V France – ooh so close

47.54% Rep of Ireland V Switzerland – did you see how many shots Switzerland had??! Jeeez…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd.

Rubbish!

 

 

 

 

Table News:

“Burrito“: Tony Bowley stays top now 12 points ahead of Pete B who in turn is three points ahead of Charlie H in third…

Mark S & Martin S crash the Top Ten.

 

 

 

“Panda’s Sneeze“: Richard Hughes slides 3 places to the bottom one point behind Moi who in turn is 1 point off little bruv Julian F…

 

 

 

 

“Brother Up“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 26 places is Rowan Marriott – honourable mentions go to Mark J B (+17), Lindsay S (+15), Jamie S (+17) and Ian P (+17)

 

 

 

 

“Slumber Party“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Simon Lindsay – dishonourable mentions go to Olly O (-12), Rob C (-20), Matt W (-11), Tony M (-15) and Kate H (-11)

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is the coached from the sideline…Kate Hopper!

 

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016: It’s Quarter Final week next week – and here’s the draw!

Paul Henshaw v George Triantafillou

Tony Morris v Jason Morris (collective “oooooooh” as Liam & Noel go at it…)

Dan Pelgrom v Martin Stafford

Nick Hogwood v Sam Craig

 

All results & fixtures can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 8

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

Still all to play for after an exciting round of Quarter Final 1st leg ties!

We had 1 away win, 1 win with 13 points(!!), 2 unsuccessful jokers, 1 no joker & 2 heartbreakers…

All results can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 9

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Ice Bear rocks!

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

 

 

“69 Police”: Can I just say I did alright at Cheltenham…OK, i’ll crack on now.

Six people somehow managed to accumulate over 30 points this week – can I JUST say I did alright at Cheltenham, y’know, the gee-gees… Simon Linds & Jack B when tete e tete a nose in front of a game Danny A – I even had a £93 trixie off £8… but in the final furlong a Scouser stole up on the inside rail and finished at a canter – a bit like Cue Card was bloomin meant to do… and racked up at the line with an impressive total that may not be bettered this season. Yep, our friend from the north in the south Alex Rossi 43 (9) is sitting pretty and has £20 less to worry about from his diminished Cheltenham kitty. Well done lah, but follow me & the “Sport” next March mate!

 

 

 

“Sick City”: So, who follows Mr 2-0 then? Stupido people that’s who!

I mean, how could you be below Mr 2-0 in the table? Think about it. He’s not even real, he has the same score every week and as for his football knowledge… – did I tell you I did ok at Cheltenham?

Sorry, where was I? Ah yes, dimlos doing bad. Hang you heads Anders Hoglund & Dan Hogwood 9 (0) you ought to be ashamed of yourselves (pssst! Get on the equine tip boys, way way better than rubbish unpredictable football…)

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

All about the solo this week – most popular score was Seaweed’s lucky 1-2 win at Franchise FC – 23 of youse got that!

12 got the 3-0 hammering meted out in Sheffield. The Wednesday bit of Sheffield.

12 got the ding dong 2-2 between Chelsea and West Ham

9 nailed the Tayside derby 2-2

6 came good with Spurs 3 Bournemouth 0

Jack B somehow guessed Man Utd’s 0-1 win over City

Rob C somehow guessed Motherwell’s 2-1 win over The Dons

Jamie T somehow guessed Rotherham’s 0-1 win over Ipswich

Sam C somehow guessed Blackburn’s 0-1 win over Brentford

Will O somehow guessed Northampton’s 2-3 win over Stevenage

Howard T knew Arsenal would win 0-2 at Everton

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Simon Lindsay for his Benteke-scolding inspired, Southampton 3 Liverpool 2.

 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

I was at Goodison. And you know what access to the internet is like in a footy ground! Jeeez!

So, no bet this week but the good news is we would have failed again anyway!

 

So, £3 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th.

 

Can we have a Happy Easter?!

 

 

 

Table News:

“I Heard Wonders“: Tony Bowley stays top but now only 2 points ahead of new boy John K who in turn is eight points ahead of Pete B in third…

Dan P, Peter M & Alex R crash the Top Ten.

 

 

 

“Gone“: Alright alright, I know! Less time with Vicky P,,, Pab slides 2 places to the bottom two points behind Will O who in turn is 2 points off Little Frankie F…

 

 

 

“Gritty Shaker“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 46 places is Alex Rossi – honourable mentions go to Danny A (+29), Kate H (+25), Simon Linds (+38) and Mark J B (+21)

 

 

 

“Don’t Die Just Yet“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 25 places are Rich Lee & Mark Fawke – dishonourable mentions go to Neil H (-16), Savan A (-24), Gareth M (-20) and Dan H (-18)

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is Runcorn’s Alfie Moon…Neil Meredith!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Last 16 clashes provided the following…

1 correct joker, one unplayed joker, 1 close game and two thrashings…but did the only surviving lady make it through?!

 

All results can be found here

 

Quarter finals draw coming soon!

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Quarter Finals – Week 8

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages:

Quarter final 1st legs are taking place next week –

 

Fixtures can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 7

Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 9

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

Guinness isn’t good for you….

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“The Hunter”: If you have a thing for Forest this PAS season you really can see the wood from the trees it seems! Pete B looked like he was going to strike up the first double weekly win of the season until up stepped (tripped? dived??!) Mr Benteke at Selhurst Park to slot a 97th minute penalty for the thieving scousers (other sweeping regionalisms are available)! That winner handed Charlie Harris 39 (7) the extra point he needed to usurp Mancunian Pete and slip away with this week’s £20! Nice one Chas – more cobs for yer snap box next week then duck?!

 

 

 

“Cheer Up London”: Looking forlornly up at the heady heights of 30 points plus this week was a shared experience for many. Especially me. Again.

However fellow Gooner Will Oppong 8 (0) felt the pain even more so with a pitiful performance that could be labelled “Theo-esque” by some…well, me. And Rob C. Oh, and Dave C too.

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Nope, no idea… – most popular score was Liverpool’s dubious 1-2 at Palace – 28 of youse got that!

24 got the hammering meted out at the Etihad

12 got the very predictable 3-0 between Celtic & Morton in the Scottish Cup

Twelve more fluked Arsenal’s fine draw v Sp*rs

8 got the other “Desmond” in Reading

Richard H & Andy F nailed WBA 1 – 0 Man Utd

Lee P & Nick H  got the PNE – Brighton bore draw

John K came good with Sheff Wed 0 Rotherham 1

Olly O somehow guessed Dundee Utd’s 2-3 win at Ross County

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Charlie Harris for his I-can-do-no-wrong-and-I’ve-always-said-Martinez-is-defensively-inept inspired, Everton 2 West Ham 3. 

 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We ignored them and went for 5 home wins instead! And guess what? Yep…

98.7% Man City V Aston Villa – tick

94.81% Sheff Wed V Rotherham – Warnock, WTF?!

93.51% Chelsea V Stoke – Sparky’s dream scuppers

89.61% Celtic V Morton – yep, ‘course. Tick.

87.01% Wigan V Peterborough – Pfffft!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 61st.

Not doing very well are we…..

 

Table News:

“Feed the Mantaray“: Tony Bowley stays top just 7 points ahead of new boy John K who in turn is still three points ahead of fellow new boy Lee F in third as the Top 3 remain as you were!

Martin S, Rich L, Charlie H & Neil M crash the Top Ten.

 

 

 

“Sugar Coated Bitter Truth“: Spurs boy & newcomer Richard Hughes goes down one place to the basement slot 1 point behind, ahem, Yours Truly who in turn is 1 point off Will Oppong. A north Ldn terrible treble then…

 

 

“Are You Satisfied?“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 37 places is Richard Hirst (what a week for the Forest boys!) – honourable mentions go to Charlie H (+32), Neil M (+22), Tony M (+22), Mark S (+23), Savan A (+23), James L (+20), Danny A (+20) and Predictz (+28)

 

 

 

“Do Something“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 42 places is Clare Templeton – dishonourable mentions go to Will O (-24), Sophie B (-30), Dave C (-34), Ian P (-29), Sam C (-25), Mark F (-31) and Chris B (-25)

 

 

Click here for further details…

 

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the Yam Yam Gooner, Rob Currin!

 

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Last 16 draw is coming soon! Honest.

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 6

Quarter Finals – Week 8

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages: Last 16 2nd legs are taking place next week –

Fixtures can be found here

 

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 2nd leg – Week 5

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 7

Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 9

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

 

And Another Thing:

All the payments have come in – hooray!

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Actually, Twitter is over isn’t it…

Cheers,

Pab

“The Noisy Days Are Over”: Remember 1990? That dance? Y’know! The one that Will Smith was really really good at? The one you tried down the Gin Palace in Tooting? In your clobber from Mash and a crystal round yer gregory?

Well this weeks winner is a running man and he sprinted past (see what I did there!) the desperately unlucky new girls Lindsay S & Sophie B to steal their thunder thanks to Dundee’s late equaliser against Inverness!

£20 then to my ol’ mucker Rowan Marriott 33 (4) who will no doubt treat his 8 kids to a Pot Noodle each cos he’s considerate & kind  like that…

Seriously though, Rowan is running a feet blistering 130 miles in August for “charidee (mate)” and you can pledge him up right here – go on do it, the boy is a legend!

 

 

“Them That Do Nothing”: So. You big up a performance that deserves props even to the detriment of oneself. Yeah, *that* bigged up! And what happens? Debbie L reverts to type and form by smashing in another single digit return. Pah!

However, our friend in the (middle) East, Mark J Brown 8(0) has obv had too much sun as his red face managed to save her blushes. Always a gent Marcus, always a gent…

 

 

 

Correct Score of the Week:

Funny old week – most popular score was Chelsea’s 1-2 at Southampton – 19 of us got that! Yes. Even me!

Gary B / Anders H / David G got the 0-0 at Weston Homes Community Stadium

Lindsay S (welcome!) / Rowan M / Paul V got the horrible 3-2 between Man Yoo & Farcenal.

Tasha M (welcome!) & Francesca F fluked Hamilton’s fine draw v Celtic!

Sophie B (welcome!) & Dan H got Motherwell 3-1 Partick

Lindsay S (again!) & Chris B (welcome back!) nailed Walsall’s away draw in Burton

Julian F & Paul C got the Watford – Bournemouth bore draw

Stuart F came good with Hartlepool 0 Northampton 0

Sam A was spot on with his Sheff Wed zero – zero at Hull

However, this week’s best correct score goes to James Challinor for his Jordan who? inspired, Blackburn 3 MK Dons 2. 

 

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 83 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Big time! Again! All three went west…again!

55% QPR V Birmingham – Jimmy came good, which was bad for us

53.75% Motherwell V Partick  – me, neither…

50% West Brom V Crystal Palace – if Scott Dann had that penalty award…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd. Ho hum…

 

Table News:

“In Context“: Tony Bowley stays top now 12 points ahead of new boy John K who in turn is three points ahead of fellow new boy Lee F in third.

Lindsay S, Paul V, Dan P & Dave N crash the Top Ten.

 

“Disappointed“: My word! Neil Templeton emulates moi from last week and goes down three places to the bottom of the pile 2 points behind new boy Richard H who in turn is 2 points off Mark J B. Neil, Neil, orange peel…

 

“(I Keep Thinking About) A New Thing“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 51 places is Rowan Marriott – honourable mentions go to Lindsay S (+22), Paul C (+20), Chris B (+20), Sophie B (+43), Gareth M (+36), James C (+30) and Sam A (+28)

“Just Like Everyone Else“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 34 places is Alex Rossi – dishonourable mentions go to Debbie L (-27), Jack B (-25), Steve M (-28), Danny A (-25), Savan A (-26) and Jason M (-21)

Click here for further details…

 

 

PAS Euros 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Euros (with a reduced entry fee & a designated team to win you extra points!) you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…cooking-lager-connoisseur, Neil Meredith!

 

 

PAS Cup 2016:

Last 16 draw is coming soon!

Dates for your diaries – PAS Cup Weeks

Last 16 – Week 6

Quarter Finals – Week 8

Semi Finals – Week 12

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

PAS Champions League 2015/16 Knockout Stages: Still all to play for after an exciting round of Last 16 1st leg ties!

We had 2 hammerings, 1 draw(!), 5 away wins, 2 wins with 15 points or less(!!), 3 unsuccessful jokers, 1 no joker, 1 heartbreaker & 2 really close games…

All results can be found here

 

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Last 16 2nd leg – Week 5

Quarter Finals 1st leg – Week 7

Quarter Finals 2nd leg – Week 9

Semi Finals 1st leg – Week 11

Semi Finals 2nd leg – Week 13

Final – the merry month of May (‘16)

 

 

And Another Thing:

Nearly all the payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – LAST CHANCE!!

That’s it for this week – oh, follow us on @PabsPAS if only to see those late scores rolling in every week. you know, the ones that make you squeal or shriek in equal measure!

And remember to add #pabpas to see your tweet on the site – actually some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas?

Cheers,

Pab