Do something nice in ’17…

“★”: It was an intriguing battle at the top for pretty much the whole season given the sibling rivalry that fuelled the fire, but ultimately it was forgone conclusion as the weeks rolled on what with the relentless posting of high end scores by our new champion!

He started down in 26th, climbed to 14th, then up to 13th a week later –  the push into the Top Ten at number four was done by Week 4…

Once ensconced, it was at the summit all the way – only to drop in Week 7 to the hellish depths of third! (God, imagine…27th was a pipe dream for me!)

However, a recovery back up to the top slot was cemented in Week 9 and there he stayed. And how he stayed!

A phenomenal performance it has to said that came with a first – the 400 point barrier was breached!

Tony B’s long standing record points tally was smashed up (scant consolation T, but you still have the most correct scores!) and I think this new one is here forever!

So, doff your caps & give congrats to Tony Morris 415 (58) – he’s a winner!

Tony ended on a massive 35 point lead over another legend of the PAS game, Jazz Sian in second place (can Jazz stop Tony doing the double in the PAS Cup?). Be afraid people, the King is back and he finished 9 points ahead of newbie Ian Harrison in joint third place (great debut Ian – hut hut!) along with PAS Board member and, ahem, looker afterer of the back end, Dan Hogwood. Dan has been vetted, patted down and interrogated by Dave N and myself and, erm, we’re happy he didn’t nick anything…

Just four points further behind, Jamie Sellers & Jason Morris couldn’t be separated as they reflect the feel good buzz that’s abound in Brighton & Manchester at the moment (i’m sure Tony will go easy on you Jay?!) finishing in joint fourth spot with The Syndicate puppet master, Mark Seels scooping 7th place just another 2 points shy.

Have you talked your boys through your CL qualification Seelsy??!

Old skooler & leading lady Clare Templeton chipped in at 8th just one point behind, and only another point back, Lee Ford finished in ninth, cocking a snook at that “difficult second season” syndrome.

PAS old boy, Charlie Harris did see the forest from the trees and pip squeaked into 10th by the virtue of 2 correct scores (much to the chagrin of Norman L no doubt)

“Laughing Gnome”: Just eight places separated our record breaking champion from Gary Blackburne 243 (20) in Week 1! The Eagle never really recovered from there, slipping to 59th, 82nd and 92nd in consecutive weeks hitting bottom in Week 5.

A brief respite to the heady heights of 93rd (that’s second bottom to you & me) for three weeks couldn’t be sustained as a return to the basement slot from Week 9 meant my best mate takes the wooden spoon.

I cannot wait to present it to him (yes, this is the what it’s come to – schadenfreude!)

Ross B & Rob C made gallant efforts over the season to save Gary’s blushes but to no avail – good lads!

Now, will Palace go the same way Gee?!

Spot Prizers

OK, YOU have finished on these positions and you HAVE won those prizes!

Norman Lee on 11th, Jack Buxton on 12th, Tony Davenport/George Triantafillou on 17th, Simon Buxton/Paul Henshaw on 24th, Rich Lee on 27th, Rowan Marriott on 31st, Ric Pardoe on 33rd, Arthur Harrison/Kate Slee 39th, Andy Chesworth on 42nd, Chris Birch on 49th, Chris Dixon on 51st, Peter Morley/Simon Lindsay on 57th, Richard Hirst on 65th, Will Oppong on 66th, Sam Arora on 71st, Bill Pasterfield on 78th, Riten Patel/Mr 2-0 on 83rd, Paul Vinson on 89th, Ross Butcher on 92nd & Rob Currin on 93rd.

click here to view the full table & to see how much you won!

*** all prize money will be winging its way over this weekend (less your PAS Lucky 13 Spring ’17 entry fee) – promise! ***

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages

Matchday 6 games concluded the groups. Like, duh…

Lots of drama right to the very end as SIX groups were decided on “goal difference” – look away now if you don’t want to know your fate…

Anders H & Debbie L  might as well have given up the points so dire were the minus “goal difference” columns, Dave C was also in arrears and paid the price but you have to feel for Euro champ Howard T & Olly O who went out by a mere 4 goals deficit.

However the real heartbreak must lay with Scott Harrison who bowed out by just 2 goals in the tightest group of the lot!

So, congrats to the qualifiers, especially Danny Ashworth who amassed the biggest points haul and must fancy himself for a June appearance in the Final. One to be avoided then in the Last 16 draw eh?

Oh, the draw has been made and can be found here

PAS Cup 2017

Congratulations to Mark J Brown for sneaking the last spot (rules, entry fee details & scoresheets coming soon!)

The Top 32 have qualified and the First round proper will take place on w/e January 28th

The draw has been made and can be found here

Other little bits 

Mark Seels picked up an additional £10 for getting the Best Weekly Score of the Season and another new record tally to boot –  64 (8)

Richard Hughes picked up £9 for getting the Best Correct Score of the Season by guessing – Inverness C T 3 Hearts 3.

And Another Thing

See that banner at the top of this update?

He may be a West ‘Am slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag but he’s doing good things in 2017 – check this out and if you can, give him some support!

Plaudits

Thanks again to all for taking time and bothering to enter, we couldn’t do it without you!

And a final big thank you to Dave N & Dan H for providing all the behind the scenes techky stuff to enable another great (relatively glitch free!) season…check the new “feel” on the site! Apparently it’s absolutely mint now for mobile users…nope, me neither.

See you in a few weeks!

Cheers,
Pab

“A Ray Of Sunshine”: 

You can tell it’s the holiday season – people put down crazy scores, crazy scores come in. Mr 2-0 is oversubscribed as people “forget” or drift off into an alcoholic abyss with little chance of predicting succour. Form goes out the window (ahem) & “coupon busters” are celebrated by bookies across the country. So how do you combat this perennial problem?

Don’t ask me, I got marginally more than Mr 2-0 this week (actually I did well this week and feel it’s getting personal on the amount of scores I miss out on by one goal…)

Maybe Jon Tofeili 46 (6) can tell us how he came up on the blindside to swipe the last weekly £20 from a pair of old skooler’s hands?

My money’s on the fact he knew the fast improving Mancs would concede to the reviled Mackems (he is a Geordie!) in the last minute and earn him 5 very valuable points…or it could’ve been that he lucked out on Liverpool 4 Stoke 1?

“Bad Boys”: 

It’s Christmas, there are crazy scores expected and there’s last minute shopping to be done. Why bother doing your scores?

Tony Davenport & Patricia Fernandez 15 (0) are wondering just that….

Correct Score of the Week:

A decent smattering of correct scores this week….most popular score was Huddersfield’s 2-1 win over Nottm Forest – 21 of youse got that!

Twenty one got the 3 goal demolition of Hamilton by Celtic

20 got the correctly over-hyped 3-0 at Stamford Bridge

Thirteen got Hull 0 Man City 3

11 got the thrilling Brighton 3 QPR 0

Eight got the very annoying last minute spoiling Man Utd 3 Sunderland 1 and 8 more got the 1-3 Granite City win over Motherwell

Four nailed Brentford 2 Cardiff 2

4 obviously guessed Liverpool would beat Stoke 4-1

Four made us all green by happening upon Wolves 3-2 Bristol City

Mark S & Jon T just knew Norwich would score against Reading for a 3-1

David G was all over the awayday 0-2 special to the Cottagers

Bry D believed in Everton. A 0-2 kinda belief…

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Matt Worsfold for his would-you-Adam-and-believe-it-inspired, Preston North End 1 Leeds 4!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Again. Ahhh well…

50.8% Rotherham V Wigan – after a 3 goal start….

47.7% Southampton V Spurs – looked good after 2 minutes…

44.6% Leicester V Everton – those masks didn’t work then…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th leaving the total at little Brucie bonus £8.32…

Table News:

“Club Tropicana“: 

One crashed the Top Ten and highest climber this week, up a whopping 17 places is Tony Bowley – honourable mentions go to Dan P (+12), Jon T (+14), David G (+11) Howard T (+16), Matt W (+15) and Sam A (+11)

“Nothing Looks The Same In The Light“: 

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 21 places is Patricia Fernandez – dishonourable mentions go to Debbie L (-15), Neil M (-11), Simon Linds (-11), Peter M (-13), Neil T (-11) and Tony D (-11)

Full season update is imminent once I can work out what day it is and when i’m due back work etc.

I’d give it til the weekend if I were you! Whenever that is…

PAS Cup 2017:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…yeah right, like i’m gonna tell you that now! Patience is a virtue mes amigos…

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 6 games went ahead this week and concluded the Group stages

We had 11 successful jokers! 4 hammerings! 1 heartbreaker! 2 close game! Someone won their games with 21 points and one lost their’s with 35 points! Unbelievable Geoff…

Matchday 6 results & final tables can be found here

But not yet obv…

And Another Thing:

Thankyou for taking part in another fab season – we couldn’t do it without you!

Please come back soon. Very soon! Actually it will be early February – fear not, you’ll be getting a constant stream of reminders!

Special thanks to Dan & Dave once again for all their tireless work behind the scenes – they’ve made our online dream reality AND they are currently working on a few things that will really tickle your fancies! You’ve been warned!

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

“yeah, yeah, yeah Brains…no strings on me though bruv!”

“The Broad Majestic Shannon”: 

Me: “Frankie, you need to do your scores”

Frankie: “Ohhhhh, but it’s boring!”

Me: “Yeah well, you still need to do them”

Frankie: “do I have to?”

Me: “Yes, it costs me £20 a season for you do this…”

Frankie: “But it’s boring!”

Me: “Look, the first games kick off in an hour…you like football!”

Frankie: “Hmmmmm, can I just watch this first?”

Me: “No, do them now now then it’s done”

Frankie: “But it’s boring!”

Me: “Look, i’ve done you a scoresheet that shows the league position of each team so you don’t have to ask me every single time “where are they daddy?””

Frankie: “Okaaaaay”

Me: “Hmmmm, you’re putting all the better teams to win and the ones near each other in the league to draw – and a lot of low scores too”

Frankie: “Well, that’s what I think!”

Me: “…your scoresheet looks like binary code – hahaha”

Frankie: “There! Done! Can I watch the telly now?!”

Suffice to say I got 20 points this week and she got a magnificent 35 points with 6 correct scores – me told then.

However, spoiling a Christmas miracle of our youngest ever weekly winner was the Grinchness of Alex Taylor 37 (6) who has either the West Ham woodwork or ex-Gooner Kyle Bartley’s 89th minute winner to thank that enabled him to (hot)chip in to take the £20 prize.

Well done Alexis, Christmas has come early mate!

“Dirty Old Town”: One Christmas present was early this year – Mr 2-0 10 (0) crawled home all bah humbug-like dragging down the 14 PASers that have obliviously clocked off early for the festivities with him. Ho ho ho….

Correct Score of the Week:

Lots of clever clog people this week….most popular score was Brighton’s 1-2 win at Birmingham City – 32 of us got that!

Twelve got the Fulham – Derby five point 2-2

7 more nailed Stoke 2 Leicester 2

Simon Lindq, Howard T & Nick H got the thrilling Blackburn 2 Reading 3

Patricia F & Tony M obviously guessed Southampton would beat Bournemouth 1-3

John K was all over the 0-2 to the Hatters

Patricia F (again! well done mum!) got Celtic 2 Dundee 1

Frankie F got the 0-1 Reds win over the Blues in Liverpool

John K (again!) believed in Ross County. A 2-1 kinda belief…

Norman L got the 0-2 Wolves win over Forest

Jazz S got the correctly over-hyped 0-1 at Selhurst Park

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Ben McKeown for his Mick-McCarthy-Is-A-Mackem-But-I’m-Not-Miopic inspired, Wigan 2 Ipswich 3!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! And how….

55% Man City V Arsenal – Ozil – really?

47.5% Wigan V Ipswich – looked good til the 88th minute…

46.25% Bournemouth V Southampton – very disappointing Eddie…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th leaving the total at a avoid at all costs £0…

Table News:

“If I Should Fall From Grace With God“: 

Tony Morris looks like he will be crowned Champion next week as he has a 35 point lead (will he break the current highest tally of 393? will he break the 400 point barrier??!) over Jason M who in turn is 6 points ahead of Ian H in third.

Tony D & Lee F crashed the Top Ten

“Body Of An American“: 

Gary Blackburne looks like he will be presented with the wooden spoon as he is stuck to the bottom 19 points behind Martin S who in turn is one correct score off Rob C…

“Fiesta“:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 19 places is Patricia Fernandez – honourable mentions go to Alex T (+12), Andy F (+14), Rowan M (+13), Olly O (+18), Ben McK (+17), Scott H (+11) and Francesca F (+11).

“Rainy Night In Soho“:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places is Sam Craig – dishonourable mentions go to Anders H (-14), Neil M (-12), Kate S (-12), Chris B (-11) and Mark F (-11).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the ginger ninja, Richard Hughes!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 6 next week – the final group games of the season…

The fixtures & all previous results can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:

Just in case you don’t subscribe to Popbitch…

> Chelsea booted  <<
Sorry = the hardest word

Chelsea are now 10 games
unbeaten in the league. This
time last year, they were
hovering around the relegation
zone and about to sack manager
Jose Mourinho.

There’s lots of speculation
about why it went so wrong,
but there’s one interesting
explanation leaking out of
the club. Remember the Eva
Carneiro incident? Shortly
afterwards Mourinho apparently
asked captain John Terry to
get the players in early for
training so that he could
apologise.

Something must have changed
his mind overnight though as
he didn’t end up making any
apology. He never regained
the dressing room after that.

Old Jokes Home:
Some say putting helium in
animals is wrong.

I say whatever floats your goat.

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

Don’t look back… “the Syndicate” get told.

“Souvenir”: 

Siblings eh?

I nutmegged my bruv in training once and as i skipped away (yep, i was like Anders Limpar in my day…) with a cheeky “nuts” side remark for good measure, he duly turned and chopped me down from behind in the neanderthal fashion of , say,  a Burnley utility player. One who gets the occasional run out against “good teams”…

Suffice to say, I planted his face into the snow covered training area quick style. Cos that’s how younger bruvvers learn to to mess with the hierarchy and know their place.

It’s alleged that Rhodri Giggs did a similar thing back in in 1987 and look what happened there….brutal!

Ex-red carpet striding film star Jason M is going to have to come up with quite a reply now as the latest round of PAS table topping sibling rivalry took a new twist where the “Syndicate” baiting (“Please do not include me in THEIR syndicate. I never have been and never want to be…”) brother Tony Morris 40 (6) smashed in a withering tally (only 8 other people scored over 30 points this week) to really cement his dominance on & off the “pitch”.

Smart work Anthony, £20 to have all to yourself is winging its way over.

The rest of the PAS community wait with bated breath to see what happens next…

“Maid Of Orleans”: 

Not sure if Peter M has any siblings but limping home with 9 points is sure to muster some sort of cat calling (well, it does in my house…)

It compares not one jot to the level of ribbing Sam Craig 5 (0) surely has coming her way though!

Correct Score of the Week:

Remember Nitro Deluxe? Well, this week was more brutal than that….most popular score was Cardiff’s 1-1 draw Ipswich Town – 24 of youse got that!

24 also got the thrilling Arsenal 3 Stoke 1

6 got Celtic’s 1-4 demolition of Partick Thistle

Four got the dull-all at Fir Park

4 more got the bore draw between Dundee & Ross County

Brett A & Tony M got the two-two in Liverpol. The wrong side of Liverpool…

Simon B just knew Norwich would score against Barnsley for a 2-1

Martin S got Aberdeen 0 St Johnstone 0. Then wept a little as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there…

However, this week’s best correct score for the second week running goes to Dave Crisp for his We-Are-The-Mods! inspired, PNE 3 Blackburn 2!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We won! whoop, whoop!

43.42% – Swansea v Sunderland – nil-nil written all over it….well, it was supposed to have finished like that!

39.47% – Ipswich v Cardiff – innit!

39.47% – Dundee v Ross County – bagged!

So, £7.35 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving the total at a tasty £15.00…

Table News:

“Motion & Heart“: 

Tony Morris looks like he really does aim to stay top for the duration (that all time top score is seriously under threat too!) opening up a staggering 34 point lead over Jason M who in turn is 5 points ahead of Jazz S in third.

Pete B crashes the Top Ten

“Gravity Never Failed“: 

Gary Blackburne is still stuck to the bottom 6 points behind Paul V who in turn is five points off Martin S…

“Of All The Things We’ve Made“:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 18 places is Olly Osmond – honourable mentions go to Neil H (+14), Dave C (+10), Bry D (+10), Will O (+13), Arthur H (+13), Alex T (+11) and Tony D (+10).

“Navigation“:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 25 places is Sam Craig – dishonourable mentions go to Ben McK (-10), John J (-10), Gareth M (-10), Debbie L (-14), Peter M (-15), Richard Hu (-11) and Jerry S (-10).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the stubborn Stockport stalwart, Ric Pardoe!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 5 games went ahead this week…

The drama continues to unfold –

We had 11 successful jokers! 8 hammerings! 2 heartbreakers! 1 close game! Two won their games with 17 points and 2 lost their’s with 24 points!

Congrats to Kate S & Danny A who will join James L in the knockout stages and commiserations to Julian F, Jamie S & Richard Hi who, like Rob C, will defintely not be joining them.

Everything to play for in all the groups (bar Group C). It’s soooooo exciting…oh, and that CL legend? He’s hanging in there!

Matchday 6 fixtures, MD 5 results & tables can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:

Just in case you don’t subscribe to Popbitch…
RIP Greg Lake, who once wrote to
the Guardian to answer a reader’s
letter about Christmas songs:
http://bit.ly/2gZHtEa

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

Still Bored?
RIP Greg Lake, who once wrote to
the Guardian to answer a reader’s
letter about Christmas songs:
http://bit.ly/2gZHtEa

No. Chase ME! I was a playa in Melbourne…

“She Owns The World”: 

In what turned out to be a peach of a week for most with outstanding correct scores, twenty three bods clocked up 30 points or more (but so did Mr 2-0, so by default…) Our Ocker in the outback, George T, did his “Best” to claim the week’s win but fell short to a Cockney (I use the term loosely for the benefit of our friends in the north) exiled in the Scouseland (I use the term loosely for the benefit of our friends in the south).

Yep, up popped Mark Fawke 38 (7) to take the spoils and snatch the £20 for the 2nd time this season. “The Chase” star, The Beast, probably has Middlesbro’s Gaston Ramirez to thank for his winning goal v Hull (but probably more so that Leighton Baines spot kick conversion in the 89th minute) for the 4  points to take our Mr F one point ahead of pack.

Well done Fawkesy, the landlords of the Wirral will be fighting over your custom for the inevitable lock-in celebration…make sure you do it before 2pm on Sunday though eh?! You could be drowning your sorrows sunshine…

“Morning Clouds”: 

In what turned out to be a b*tch of a week for most getting correct scores, seven bods (yep, moi included…) clocked up no correct scores at all! Imagine if you didn’t even manage double digits??! Imagine if that was you Ross B!

Actually, it was you Eddie Osborne 7 (0)

Correct Score of the Week:

I’m really really not feeling PAS….can we change it to Predict-A-Result? Anyway,  most popular score was Hamilton’s 1-1 draw with Partick Thistle – 37 of youse got that!

Chris D, Simon B & Stuart F got the thrilling if bizarre, Nottm Forest 2 Newcastle 1

Andy C, Ric P & Sam C just knew City would score against Chelsea for a 1-3

Ric P (again!) & Dave C nailed Ross Co 2 Hearts 2

Nick H & Ryan G made us all green by happening upon WBA 3-1 Watford

My mum saw her typo come good on the game at QPR

However, this week’s best correct score for the second week running goes to Francesca Fernandez for her I-superimposed-last-week’s-scores-onto-this-week-and-look-what-happened inspired, Cardiff 0 Brighton 0!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Again. Rubbish….

60.53% Man City v Chelsea – what was the ginger fella doing???!

48.68% Bristol City v Ipswich Town – Mick! Do one mate….

48.68% Hamilton v Partick – in like Flynn!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th leaving the total at £8.91…

Table News:

“Alone At Last“: 

Tony Morris (he NOT of the syndicate and very much a lone wolf!) stays top continuing to play Noel to Jason M’s Liam but now nine points ahead!

Jason M is in turn now 14 points ahead of Jazz S in third. Hmmmmm, a peleton headed by “The PAS Legend”TM. Think I know what happens next…

Charlie H & Jerry S crash the Top Ten

“The Snowfalls“: 

Gary Blackburne stays stuck to the bottom 7 points behind Paul V who in turn is seven points off Martin S…

“Pop Or Not“:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping(?) 14 places is Simon Buxton – honourable mentions go to George T (+11), Mark F (+12), Chris B (+12), Neil M (+10) and Chris D (+11).

“Feels Like Something’s Changing“:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 15 places is Tom Storer – dishonourable mentions go to Norman L (-11), David G (-10), Andy F (-10), Yours Truly (-12), James C (-13), Ben McK (-12) and Paul C (-13).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…Stockport stalwart, Ric Pardoe!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 5 next week…

The fixtures & all previous results can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:

Just in case you don’t subscribe to Popbitch…

“Old Jokes Home:
I just bought a Jehovah’s Witness
advent calendar.

Every time you open a door
someone tells you to fuck off.”

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

“Jenifa Taught Me”: 

Here’s a cautionary tale (we’ve had a few this season already…) – never ever change your score an hour before kick off when you’ve put together a great panel of scores in the previous 29 matches. Ok?

Rowan M did this and paid the price. Actually, his faux pas was tempered by the fact it didn’t really matter as his four points lost will still have left him a point short of the weekly prize.

Lee F & Ric P are probably feeling just the same (there’s another thing – don’t tell me things anecdotally & expect me not to use it!) as they also came up just shy of the £20 on offer.

So, Andy Fowler 43 (8) can thank his Southampton 8 Everton 2 prediction for his triumph and not give any “f” words if his beloved Toffee Blues are underachieving yet again even when Roberto is hundreds of miles away from “the best ground in the Premier League” and Master Stones is p*ssing about in Mancland rather than Goodison…

Good work Andy lad, you can buy me a half time scouse pie when we come to L4 on the 13^th!

“Say No Go”: 

Here’s a cautionary tale (we’ve had a few this season already…) – never think just because they’ve got a website and analyse 40 gazillion stats a minute that they really know what they’re doing. Cos they don’t. Well, not this week anyway…

Predictz 9 (0) you’re rubbish!

Mr 2-0 spanked you, my mum mahoogered you and my daughter  ***SPOILER ALERT*** got correct score of the week without even looking at her scoresheet any longer than it took to actually write the numbers down!

Oh, Gary B, you dodged a bullet there sunshine…

Correct Score of the Week:

Not many, but the few were quality… – most popular score was the Yorkshire shin kicking fest 1-2 victory for Dirty Leeds over Rovrum – 30 of youse got that!

Seventen got the very annoying last minute spoiling Arsenal 3 Bournemouth 1

11 got the five point 2-2 Wombles draw with Fleetwood

5 got the Jambo’s 3 goal demolition of Motherwell

Dan H, Paul C & Mark S got the thrilling Blackpool 4 Newport County 1

Richard Hu & Will O guessed Villa would beat Cardiff 3-1

Tom S & Andy C nailed Leicester 2 Middlesbrough 2

Andy F made us all green by happening upon Ipswich 3-0 QPR

Ric P was all over the Scottish League Cup Final 0-3 to the Celtic

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Francesca Fernandez for her I-hate-doing-my-scores-it’s-boring inspired, Newcastle 0 Blackburn 1!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Again. Rubbish….

51.81% Ipswich v QPR – nope!

51.81% Swansea v Crystal Palace – nearly. very nearly! That’s the draw, not Pards’ departure…

50.60% Wolves v Sheff Wed – nope!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th leaving the total at £8.32…

Table News:

“Eye Know“: 

Tony Morris stays top now eight points ahead of Jason M who in turn is 6 points ahead of Mark S in third…the “Syndicate” take up all the medal positions! The investigation squad assembly klaxon has been taken from the bottom drawer and placed in the Week 13 in-tray…

Dan H crashes the Top Ten

“Potholes In My Lawn“: 

Gary Blackburne sinks to the bottom 10 whole points behind Paul V who in turn is only one point off Ian P…

“Magic Number“:

Highest climber this week, up a whopping 22 places is Andy Fowler – honourable mentions go to Lee F (+16), Stuart F (+11), Andy S (+13), Ric P (+17), Gareth M (+10), John J (+17) and Rowan M (+18).

“Tread Water“:

Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places is Ricki Mackin – dishonourable mentions go to Julian F (-12), Neil C (-10), Arthur H (-16), Matt W (-10) Tony B (-12), Sam A (-10) and Gino DeA (-10).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…Northern Soul legend, Andy Smith!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 4 games went ahead this week…

The drama is still unfolding! We had 11 away wins! (this is now officallly a “THING”!), 4 hammerings! 3 heartbreakers! 3 close games! Two won their games with 21 points and someone lost their’s with 27 points!

Congrats to James L on his safe passage to the knockout stages and commiserations to Rob C who will defintely not be joining him.

Everything to play for in all the groups especially the 2 groups all locked together on 6 points each…oh, and that CL legend? He’s back in the game!

Matchday 5 fixtures, MD 4 results & tables can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing: You say “Honey” I say “Jesus Christ this post-modern dystopian nightmare of forced fun just cos social media deems so must stop!” <exhales>

Feel better now. Just off to catch up on the “It Takes Two” Instagram feed….

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

Really?

“What’s The Frequency Kenneth?”: Oooooh the heady heights of thirty plus points had me wondering like The Ox & Handsome on bench this week.

Will it be me?! Will I get the chance to shine, banish my self doubt and silence the haters, the cynics, the critics?

Nah.

Like them it was a mere cameo when what was required was something spectacular, like a Larry B codpiece (see what I did there?)

Two x Sp*rs fans put me in my place cocking a snook (being unbeaten is sooooo 2000 n late…please make the lose God!) whilst cementing my ‘arris firmly down quite a lot like a Joel or a Yaya (nooooo, not that one!) with their 38 & 39 points respectively…

But one person clocked up forty plus points this week!

Ha! Ever told you of my love of the Toon?!

Ben McKeown 41 (6) swooped in like Championship dwelling phoenix that sits proudly on a fat Spaniard’s leathered forearm (hmmmm may have my birds mixed up there but you get the gist,,,) to snatch up this week’s £20 prize like a piece of jamon on a string.

Purveyors of real ale in the Tees Valley are readied and Mrs Gregg fired up the oven, smashed her pease pudding and chased down a few pigs as a night on the tiles is no doubt planned for displaced Geordies with smoggy accents any time soon…

Howay! Fog! The Tube! The Strawberry! Spender! The Hoppings! Wor Jackie! Coal! Mackem scum etc etc…

“Losing My Religion”: Loads of 20 points or less scores this week – ten even managed to get fifteen points or less. Imagine!

It was looking like my mum & Ric P hand in hand in the corridor of uncertainty on the long walk of weekly shame ( 7 days it takes apparently).

But their collective blushes have been spared as Debbie Lee 13 (0) waltzed in with a return to yester year form to plough that furrow on her ownsome. Bless.

Correct Score of the Week:

Well done if you got any of these, cos I did… – most popular score was Arsenal’s 2005 Cup Final harking 1-1 victory over Man Yoo – 26 of youse got that!

Twenty four got Derby 3 Rotherham 0

11 got the 1-3 Granite City win over Inverness C T

6 got Jiip Jaap’s 5 point demolition of Burton Albion

Four got the dull-all at Deepdale

…and 4 more got the bore draw between Barnsley & Wigan

Simon Linds & Mark S got the thrilling Spurs 3 West Ham 2

Dave C & Ben McK guessed Blackburn would beat Brentford 3-2

James C made us all green by happening upon Middlesbro 0-1 Chelsea

Dan H tinkered with the PAS timelapse cog in the back end and nabbed WBA 4 Burnley 0 (when do I get my go boys??!)

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Steve Meaton for his I-know-my-Championship-onions inspired, Cardiff 3 Huddersfield 2!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Again….

51.95% Man Utd v Arsenal – Girooooooooud. Well happy with that piece of daylight robbery!

49.35% Watford v Leicester – think i’ve finally worked out what the Foxes are up to this season…

41.56% Blackburn v Brentford – only an own goal scuppered us!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th leaving the total at, erm,  £0…

Table News:

“Man On The Moon“: Tony Morris usurps his brother at the helm one point ahead of said sibling who in turn is three points ahead of Jamie S in third…

Jazz S & Ryan G crash the Top Ten in a way only accountants can…

“Orange Crush“: Paul Vinson remains in the basement slot but now only 5 points behind Gary B who in turn is 6 points off Martin S…

“Stand“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 29 places is Ben McKeown – honourable mentions go to Nick H (+10), Alex T (+10), Neil C (+11), Simon Linds (+22), Gareth M (+12), Pab (+12), Chris D (+11), Bry D (+12), Neil O (+12) and Olly O (+10).

“Crush With Eyeliner“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 17 places is Debbie Lee    – dishonourable mentions go to James L (-12), Bill P (-10), Gino DeA (-10), Patricia F (-11), Ric P (-10), Rich L (-13), Arthur H (-10) and Simon Lindq (-16)

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…”he bangs!”, Ricki Mackin!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages: Matchday 4 next week…

Matchday 4 fixtures & all previous results can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 9

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:  Talk me through the wonder of Ozil again?

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

Really really offensive…

“King Of The Mountain”: International week eh? Tssskk! A lottery? A joke? A constant source of frustration? Innit!

If you know Gibraltar will actually score, Ronaldo will miss a penalty & Latvia will score away from home, notch up a couple of 4-0s to boot, then you probably deserve to win the week. Well that’s just what Ian Harrison 57 (8) has gone and done chalking up this season’s first “double” for good measure too.

Congrats I suppose Ian but it seems like end of days here at PAS Towers when an American sports freak can out-point seasoned “proper football” punters like, erm, like, y’know…Oh my God! i’m a has-been!

“The Kick Inside”: Sorry about that, just having a moment….anyway!

Not a week to a) score less than Mr 2-0 or b) get no correct scores. Ricki M & Neil O did just that but had their blushes spared by the fact that the website Predictz only managed 16 (0) this week! And they do this for a living! Every cloud….

Correct Score of the Week:

Wailing & gnashing of teeth etc as I rue those 15 games I was “only one goal out”… – most popular score was Spain’s 4-0 victory over Macedonia – 32 of youse got that!

Twenty three got Leichtenstein 0 Italy 4

9 got Deutchland’s 12 point demolition of San Marino

Seven just knew Luxembourg would score against Holland for a 1-3 and 7 more got the “ballet dress” in Grimsby. And seven more (including my daughter) somehow guessed Portugal 4 Latvia 1 (how??!)

6 got the 3-1 Cypriot win over Gibraltar

Five got the bore draw between Oldham & Wimbledon

4 got the correctly over-hyped 3-0 at Wem-ber-lee

Richard H, Ben McK & Norman L got Pompey’s thrashing of Mansfield

Debbie L & John K got the thrilling Norn Iron 4 Azerbaijan 0

Neil M & Matt W made us all green by happening upon Denmark 4 Kazakhstan 1.

Dave N tinkered with the PAS timelapse cog in the back end and nabbed Austria 0 Eire 1

However, this week’s best correct score goes to David Goggin for his lower-league-statto inspired, Stevenage 2 Yeovil 2!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! And how….

53.85% Austria v Eire – so close…

52.56% Blackpool v Notts Co – 4-0! Not even close…

50.00% Millwall v Bristol Rovers – 4-0! Not even closer…

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 33rd leaving the total at £7.65…

Table News:

“The Big Sky“: Jason Morris usurps his brother at the helm but only 3 correct scores ahead of Clare T who in turn is one point ahead of said brother in third…

Ian H, Richard H & Pete B crash the Top Ten.

“Under Ice“: Paul Vinson remains in the basement slot but now 9 points behind Gary B who in turn is 6 points off Brett A…

“Cloudbusting“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 31 places is Jack Buxton – honourable mentions go to Ian H (+19), Richard H (+28), Dan P (+15), Neil T (+16), Neil M (+17), Simon Linds (+15), John J (+18) and John K (+17).

“Running Up That Hill“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 24 places is Predictz – dishonourable mentions go to Neil O (-21), Darren S (-20), Ricki M (-17), Nick H (-15) and Paul H (-15).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…former Aussie school soap star, Mark Fawke!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages:

Matchday 3 games went ahead this week…

The drama continues! We had 8 away wins! Again! (How is this happening?) 3 hammerings! 2 heartbreakers! 15 successful jokers! 1 really successful joker (step forward Clare T)! AND one draw!!! Someone won their game with 27 points and someone lost their’s with a massive 38 points!

Everything to play for in all the groups with only 3 players yet to register a point…including, shock horror, one of the legends…

Matchday 4 fixtures, MD 3 results & tables can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 4 – Week 9

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing: I really really hate International Weeks…

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

The ‘Pool Is Where It’s At….

“Biggy”: Millennials, here’s something I know you don’t know (cos you only know stuff that’s, like, now? And on your phone?)

Back in the 80’s, everyone supported Liverpool. EVERYONE!

Imagine a Man Yoo (but actually really good, less risible and in tighter shorts), or even Man City now, and you’re halfway there to see how many glory hunters were knocking around back in the day (and, yes, old fellas, it was Leeds in the 70s…I know, I know!).

Well, they went quiet didn’t they, for aaaaaaages. They won the odd European Cup without being actual champions of England but when that elusive perch was in grasping distance – up slipped Stevie G…

Now they’re back!

And how! Bods who haven’t watched MOTD for 30 years let alone stepped foot on the Kop are now resplendent in replica tops & “oldskool” bar scarfs, crowing! Even Wirral Wools are getting involved FFS!

Even, half-scousers from South London.

Ryan Graves 37 (7) is hoping his weekly win is an indicator that his beloved Mighty Reds will go on and do the business just like him – whether 4 one all draws and a Wimbledon fightback will take them over the line just like Ryan is highly debatable though. Actually we won’t mention Wimbledon will we….(millennials, ask Siri)

“Whiteout”: When you’ve written highly insightful, well observed and frankly highly entertaining novels about West London 80s football firms and music scene tribes, then getting under 10 points in a PAS week is probably neither here nor there.

John King 7 (0) really needs to hurry up and get that new book about Adolf Hitler out – it’s been too long mate!

Correct Score of the Week:

Bumper week this week – most popular score was Forest’s 1-1 draw with QPR – 26 of us got that!

25 got Celtic’s 3-0 deconstruction of Super Cally

Eight had the bore draw that was Kilmarnock v Hamilton.

7 obviously guessed Bury 2 Wimbledon 2.

Six nailed the 1-3 at the New York stadium

5 got the two-two in Edinburgh. The wrong side of Edinburgh…

Simon Lindq, Jerry S (welcome!) & Neil H got the 1-3 thriller between Swansea & Man Yoo.

Ian H, Andy C & Eddie O just knew it would be Wigan 0-3 Reading.

Dan H made us all green by happening upon Leicester 1 WBA 2.

Tony D believed in Hull. A 2-1 kinda belief…

Paul C saw his typo come good on the game at Bournemouth

Sam A got Burton 0 Barnsley 0. Then sobbed a little bit as he thought of those poor souls who were actually there.

However, this week’s best correct score goes to Rowan Marriott for his Jan Tomaszewski inspired, Wolves 2 Derby 3!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We won! Again! This is good people!!

49.41% West Ham v Stoke – even I got that…

37.65% Kilmarnock v Hamilton – even I got that!!

45.88% Burnley v Palace – even I got tha- whaaat??! That Brighton sl*g scored in the 95th minute??! And then a post was rattled by Andros T a minute later??! Would you Adam & believe it?!!!

So, £8.91 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th. So so close to a full house….

Table News:

“So Good“: Tony Morris remains top dog, now 3 points ahead of Jamie S who in turn is two points ahead of debutante Jerry S in third…

Paul H, Ryan G & Charlie H & Mark S all crashed the Top Ten.

“Love Is To Die“: Paul Vinson slides 1 place to the basement 4 points behind Gary B who in turn is 1 point off John K…

“Feeling Alright“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 26 places is Sam Arora – honourable mentions go to Paul C (+22), Gareth M (+20), Ben H (+15), Ric P (+18), Danny A (+18), Tony D (+13) and Ryan G (+21).

“Undertow“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 18 places is Will Oppong – dishonourable mentions go to Neil M (-10), Savan A (-10), Sam C (-10), Stuart F (-13), Howard T (-15), Richard H (-12), Mark J B (-11) and Ricki M (-10).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…another Kloppite showing off, Rich Lee!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages: Matchday 3 next week…

Matchday 3 fixtures & all previous results can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 3 – Week 7

Matchday 4 – Week 9

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:

A cautionary tale from the Nottm Forest of PAS…

“….total nightmare on Pas. This is what it must feel like to be Mourinho. Won a lot in the past and feared by all. No one wanted to draw him in the Champions League or cups. Now his aura is fading. No matter what he does, he can’t find the right formula. There’s a new breed of manager in town, bringing new ideas to the table and wiping the floor with him week after week. All he can do is cry in his sleep. Is the season over already?  – Gareth M

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

No. Chase ME! I was a playa in Croydon…

“Nice ‘n’ Sleazy”: In what turned out to be a peach of a week for most with outstanding correct scores, only eight bods clocked up 30 points or more. Our Citeh man in the sticks, Neil C, did his “Best” to claim the week’s win but fell short to a Scouser exiled in the desert. Mark J B was probably counting the cheesy nudgers he could ship over from Greggs with his bounty when up popped Mark Fawke 37 (6) to take the spoils and snatch the £20. Ex-Heartbreak High Drazic has Man City’s Ilkay Gön, Ilkay Gëd, Ilkay Güd…that German fella to thank as his 90th minute strike v WBA secured a massive 8 points to take Mr F one point ahead of pack.

Well done Fawkesy, the landlords of the Wirral will be fighting over your custom for the inevitable lock-in celebration…make sure you do it before 12 noon on Sunday though eh?! You could be drowning your sorrows sunshine…

“(Get A) Grip (On Yourself)”: In what turned out to be a b*tch of a week for most getting correct scores, eight bods clocked up no correct scores at all! Imagine if you didn’t even manage double digits??! Imagine if that was you Sam Arora 7 (0)!

Well, it was you Sam…

Correct Score of the Week:

Beyond me you show offs… – most popular score was Birmingham’s 1-1 draw with the Villa – 33 of youse got that!

Twelve got Cheltenham 2 Blackpool 2

7 got Barnsley’s “Desmond” with Bristol City

Olly O, Ryan G & Will O had Arsenal’s deconstruction by a million passes of Sunderland

El Presidente & Norman L got Stoke’s 3-1 win over Swansea

Richard H & David G somehow guessed Palace 2 Liverpool 4 (how?????)

Tony M got the correctly over-hyped 0-1 at that ground near Ninian Park.

Bry S (welcome!) got the Friday night 0-2 between QPR & Brentford.

Dan P got Rangers’ thrashing of Kilmarnock

Neil C got the thrilling Ipswich 2 Rotherham 2

Mark F made us all green by happening upon WBA 0 Man City 4.

However, this week’s best correct score, and new best correct score of the season, goes to Richard Hughes for his lets-put-ridiculous-scores-in-as-they-just-might-happen inspired, Inverness C T 3 Hearts 3!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We won! Again! Good work people!

56.76% Birmingham v Aston Villa – tick!

47.30% Barnsley v Bristol City – tick!

47.30% Middlesbro v Bournemouth – no tick…

So, £8.32 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 65th. Woohoo!

Table News:

“Golden Brown“: Tony Morris moves up 3 places to go 2 points ahead of the consistent Clare T who in turn is one point ahead of Jerry S in third.

The Storer family crashed the Top Ten. They’re like them Brownlee brothers. But Yam Yams. But not actually brothers. And don’t do triathlons. Hmmm. This analogy has petered out hasn’t it? Sorry.

“Something Better Change“: Gary Blackburne slips 2 places to the bottom 3 points behind Paul V who in turn is 5 points off the much improved Ian P.

“Always The Sun“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 24 places is Mark Fawke – honourable mentions go to Mark J B (+16), Neil C (+22), Savan A (+14), Neil M (+14) and Neil H (+16).  Neil Neil orange peel (+907)

“96 Tears“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 28 places is Sam Arora – dishonourable mentions go to Gareth M (-18), Anders H (-15), Neil O (-17), Matt W (-19) and Predictz (-16).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…contented Gooner, Stuart Fitzsimon!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages: Matchday 2 games went ahead this week…

My goodness it was intense! We had 8 away wins! 6 hammerings! 2 heartbreakers! 9 succesful jokers! 1 really succesful joker (step forward Andy F)!

Matchday 3 fixtures & MD 2 results can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 3 – Week 7

Matchday 4 – Week 9

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing: It’s all very well making away tickets under £30 when I can’t effing get one anymore….!

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site! Good work Robbie C!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

Offensive…

“Perfect 10”: Hut hut! More perfect 8 then 10 really – but it’s all about the gains in this soccer ball game we love & cherish innit! Thinking they had control of the line of scrimmage, ten people (including my mum!) gained 30 points or more. Pressuring the quarterback was Ric P (who started with 8 correct scores out of 15 matches, then hit the buffers like, um, he ran into William Perry), YAC specialist Debbie L thought she’d run away with it with 41 points. But, wriggling free like Dan Marino in his pomp, PAS debutant Ian Harrison 42 (8) sneaked into the end zone to claim this week’s £20 weekly prize. Cue wild celebtrations followed by the ubiquitous commercial break…

Well done Ian, a Titanic performance – touchdown!

“Rotterdam (Or Anywhere)”: Tut tut! More Amsterdam actually. Here’s a cold cold lesson kids.

If you are to partake in what those foreign Europeans have on offer, make sure you do your scores before you go – otherwise it will all go up in smoke. Alex Rossi 8 (0) was caught out and damaged as a result.

Just say no is what PAS endorse.

This is not to be sniffed at.

You can go window shopping but you don’t have to knock on the door do you? Well then.

I’m just glad he didn’t run into an Egghead…

Correct Score of the Week:

Personally, I found it difficult this week – most popular score was Partick’s 1-1 draw with the mighty Ross County – 23 of youse got that!

20 got Newcastle’s 3-0 deconstruction of the Tractor Boys

Nine obviously guessed Man City 1 Southampton 1

5 had the bore draw that was Swansea v Watford.

Ben McK, Tom S & Tony D got the 3-1 thriller at happy clapper Crisp Stadium in Leicester.

Ric P just knew it would be Brentford 0-2 Barnsley

Rob C made us all green by happening upon Burnley 2 Everton 1.

However, this week’s best correct score, and new correct score of the season, goes to Howard Thomas for his “Hooooooooooooooooooooooo (clap)” inspired, Bradford City 3 Sheffield United 3!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Boo!

49.40% Wolves v Dirty Leeds – Walter out!

48.19% Chelsea v Man Yoo- Jose out?

46.99% Bradford v Sheff Utd – proper classic spoils shared derby! Saved by a crossbar….

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 45th. Shame…

Table News:

“36D“: Pete Britton moves up 5 places to go 4 points ahead of top lady Clare T & top newbie Ricki M who just cannot be separated right now…

Tony M, Jason M & Charlie H crashed the Top Ten.

“A Little Time“: Ian Pratt remains bottom, now a mere 2 points behind Paul V who in turn is 3 points off the fast sinking Gary B.

“Old Red Eyes Is Back“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 40 places is Ric Pardoe – honourable mentions go to Debbie L (+20), Ian H (+38), my mum (+30), Tony B (+23), and James L (+24).

“Song For Whoever“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 42 places is Alex Rossi – dishonourable mentions go to Scott H (-22), Neil O (-21), Steve M (-17), Jon T (-18) and Richard H (-18).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the gentrification of West ‘Am, Chris Birch!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages: Matchday 2 next week…

Matchday 2 fixtures & Week 1 results can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 2 – Week 5

Matchday 3 – Week 7

Matchday 4 – Week 9

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:

Leave Manchester and become the Portugal manager Jose….please!

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

Iron Throne? Pah!

“From Despair To Where”: ***Spoiler Alert***

Game of Thrones isn’t just gratuitous sex and violence! It’s profound!

No, really – that short hair Sand Snake – she’s profound.

That Bjork Wildling – she’s profound.

That bell ringing Sparrow – she’s profound. Ahem. Maybe just me then….

Actually, that Cersei walk of shame scene was very profound (can you tell i’m way behind cos i’m a DVDer?!).

And speaking of the dethroned, PAS King Jazz S was back to his royal bestest this week, past glories blazing as he strode majestically to the £20 weekly prize…

However, the very recently hapless Neil Osborne 39 (6) has a Super Sunday to thank for ousting Mr S into second place as he smashed in a Watford 0-1 and then jumped with joy as Jay Rodriguez fluffed his lines late on meaning Southampton stuck to a 5 point, 3-1 victory.

If Jon Snow makes a comeback half as good as that it’ll really be something Neil (sshhhhh, remember i’m only speculating – i’ve just finished Season 5!).

Well done.

Roger that!

“Spectators Of Suicide”:

Keeping it in the family, and probably feeling as ruined as that redhead Joffrey turned into a replica of Saint Sebastian, Eddie Osborne 10 (0) limped home in disgrace this week…

Rogered.

Correct Score of the Week:

After the madness of International Week, we’re back to cosy ol’ local Blighty matches – most popular score was QPR’s 1-1 draw with the Big Dutch Man – 28 of us got that!

Twenty six got Toon 3 Kurupt FM 1

14 got Norwich’s 3-1 deconstruction of Rotherham

Fourteen more had Blackburn’s stalemate with Ipswich

10 got Southampton’s 3-1 win over Burnley & ten more had the bore draw that was Wigan v Burton Albion.

Five got the 2-2 thriller at Firhill & 4 got Man City’s 1-1 thrashing of Everton.

Clare T & James C got the correctly over-hyped 0-0 at Kloppa Castle.

Julian F & Tom S (welcome!) got the 0-0 between Wimbledon & Swindon.

Bill P (welcome!) & Norman L made us all green by happening upon Arsenal 3 Swansea 2.

However, this week’s best correct score, goes to Neil Osborne for his Ladbrokes inspired, Aberdeen 4 Ross County 0!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We won! Good work people!

39.47% Blackburn v Ipswich – never ever in doubt…

35.53% Partick v Hamilton- never ever in doubt…

32.89% Stoke v Sunderland – never ever in doubt…until Jesus stepped up to the plate!

So, £7.65 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 39th. Hmmmm, nice!

Table News:

“Stay Beautiful“: Norman Lee moves up 2 places to go 1 point ahead of my old team mate Mark S who in turn is two points ahead of Nick H in third.

Newbs Ricki M & Tom S and old skoolers Jazz S & Clare T crashed the Top Ten.

“Little Baby Nothing“: Ian Pratt remains bottom, now only 3 points behind Ric P who in turn is 2 points off Martin S.

“You Love Us“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 51 places is Neil Osborne – honourable mentions go to Julian F (+43), Bill P (+21), Rich L (+22), Alex R (+31), Ben H (+33) and Darren  S (+31).

“You Stole The Sun From My Heart“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 42 places is Eddie Osborne – dishonourable mentions go to Chris D (-23), Rowan M (-23), Gary B (-23), Paul C (-23), Anders H (-27), Patricia F (-24), Andy F (-24), Ross B (-28), and Gareth M (-23).

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2016:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…not Big Sam or Little Sam, Sam Craig!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages: Matchday 1 games kicked off this week…

Oooh it was intense! We had 10 away wins! 5 hammerings! 3 close games! 1 heartbreaker! 9 succesful jokers! 1 really succesful joker (step forward Danny A)!

Matchday 2 fixtures & Week 1 results can be found here

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 2 – Week 5

Matchday 3 – Week 7

Matchday 4 – Week 9

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:

All payments have come in – thanks!

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

“Insane In The Brain”:

There’ll be dancing on the streets of Whitefield this week! Not because the Tesco have still got Marmite , more cos the Syndicate now has its own PAS record holder! Fifty nine players got over 30 points this week! Yeah, mad eh?!

25 got over forty points!! Ten of you scored over 50 points!!!

And two managed the fabled heights of 60 points or more!!!

Aussie PayPal maestro George T must have had the prawns defrosting & the Fosters on ice when he totted up a massive 60 (7). Bonzer!  (he probably didn’t think to himself…)

Strewth swiftky ensued though, as, with 5 correct scores amounting to an unbelievable 38 points, Mark Seels 64 (8) has the total respect of his peers by setting a new PAS record for points in a week.

Congrats Seelsy, one to tell the 5-a-side boys once you’re back from injury ? Not back yet? Well, you’ve got £20 now towards the physio bill…

“Hits From The Bong”:

Back in May 1978, Roger Osborne beat Pat Jennings in the FA Cup Final and then collapsed…

]38 years later, a collapse once again unites a Jennings & an Osborne! (see what I did there?)

John Jennings & Neil Osborne 22 (1) quite unbelievably finished bottom of the pile with a normally respectable score that back in the day represented the average score to finish in the Top Ten!

Harsh.

Correct Score of the Week:

Crazy scores, crazy predictions, crazy points scored – most popular score was Norn Iron’s 4-0 win over San Marino – 28 of youse got that!

18 got the 4-0 in Estonia. When they beat Gibraltar.

17 got the 10 point 0-6 between Gibraltar & Belgium.

15 got Germany’s fine win at the expense of Czech Republic.

13 got the ten points on offer from Portugal 6-0 Andorra.

6 nailed Wales away draw in Vienna.

Five got Ireland’s 1-3 defeat of Moldova.

5 came good with 10 points for Faroe Islands 0 Portugal 6.

4 got Belgium’s 4-0 hammering of Bosnia

Me, Mark S & Dan H got the 3-0 between Sweden & Bulgaria.

Matt W, Norman L & Richard H got Holland 4 Belarus 1.

Ricki M (welcome!), Ross B & Simon Lindq got France 4-1 Bulgaria.

Neil T & George T just knew it would be 0-0 between Slovenia & England.

James L & Dave C smashed in Oxford 1 Wimbledon 3

However, this week’s best correct score, goes to Andy Fowler for his savvy, Wales 1 Georgia 1!

Bet of the Week:

So, the “system” spat out 3 draws that were the most popular among the 93 of you who entered predictions and guess what?!

We lost! Not the most auspicious of starts…

52% Holland V France – Paul P starts to revv up…

35% Oxford V Wimbledon – MK who?!

35% Blackpool V Cambridge – we got this one!

So, £0 goes on “Bet of the Week” slot 11th. Hmmmm, we will persist…!

Table News:

“The Phuncky Feel One“: Mark Seels moves up 17 places to go 11 points ahead of old team mate Pete B who in turn is one point ahead of Norman L in third.

Loads crashed the Top Ten.

“Lick A Shot“: Ooops! Ian Pratt goes up five places but remains bottom of the pile (yeah, we lost a few people from last week!) 4 points behind Martin S who in turn is 2 points off Brett A.

“The Funky Cypress Hill Sh*t“: Highest climber this week, up a whopping 74 places is George Triantafillou – honourable mentions go to Norman L (+37), Peter M (+33), Jason M (+48), Simon Lindq (+62), Ricki M (+39), Jazz S (+61), Sam C (+57), Matt W (+65), El Presidente (+45), Ross B (+39), Dan H (+34) and Rowan M (+33)

“I Ain’t Goin’ Out Like That“: Falling furthest this week, down a whopping 46 places is Bry Derbyshire – dishonourable mentions go to John J (-25), Neil O (-41), Bill P (-25), Ben McK (-39), Gary B (-25), Mark J B (-41), Dan P (-34), Patricia F (-30), Simon B (-34) and Jim B (-29)

Click here for further details…

PAS Cup 2017:

In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…the predicting site, Predictz!

PAS Champions League 2016/17 Group Stages: Matchday 1 games kick off next week…

Full fixture list can be found here

Dates for your diaries – PAS CL Weeks

Matchday 2 – Week 5

Matchday 3 – Week 7

Matchday 4 – Week 9

Matchday 5 – Week 11

Matchday 6 – Week 13

And Another Thing:

Lots of payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, i’m naming & shaming next week…

Twitter is dead, long live Instagram!

Take some interesting pics & remember to add #pabpas so you we can see your pic on the site!

Some away game pics would be good this season. Or some pics of away fans. Or home fans. Or just the match. Or players you’ve met. Anything actually. Food? Beers? Lovely vistas??!

Cheers,

Pab

We’re off and running!

Tasty…

“Feel Good Hit Of The Summer”: Evans above! By George i think he’s got it! Follow Reading?! Even know where it is??!

Well, they’ve got a Manc centre back who popped up for a 90th minute equaliser against Derby on Saturday. So what you say?

Well, if you nailed a 5 pointer 2-2 at Watford & then clocked that last gasp goal go in, the “what” would be “you’ve won the week!”

Imagine that?!

One person who didn’t have to imagine, merely bask in smug realisation, was Richard Hughes 44 (8) who, courtesy of Mr E, stole in to take the £20 weekly prize when it looked like PAS Euro ’16 champion “Hitman Howie T” (ask your hip hop uncle millennials!) had it in the onion bag. Well done Hughesy, a fine week to win as you don’t have pay me your entry fee now!

Steve Sidwell will be sooo proud of ya mate, go paint the town orange my son!

“No One Knows”: Is your surname Rossi? Oh dear! One correct score? Jeeeeez!

Actually, it’s not as”oh dear” as being called Pratt, Ian Pratt 8 (0).

Yep, a bottom of the pile shocker of a start, but the only way is up eh Ian?!

Shurely double figures beckon in one of the fabled PAS International weeks in Week 2?

Go on my son, make uncle John proud of you… (Google it millennials!)

Correct Score of the Week:

Wow! Quite a few correct scores knocking about (despite the mad scorelines – well, i thought they were mad)… most popular score was Norwich’s 1-2 win over Wolves – 36 of youse got that!

8 got the “Desmond” between Watford & Bournemouth.Patricia F (well done mum!), John J (welcome!) & Clare T got the Brentford – Wigan bore drawRicki M (welcome!) & Howard T got the 1-3 involving Motherwell & Hearts.

Mark J B just knew Celtic would win 0-1 at Dundee. Cake. Of. Piece, etc….

Dave N got Toon’s 0-1 thriller v lowly Rotherham.

Dave N (again! This won’t look good to the newbies D…) got Leicester 0 Southampton 0.

However, this week’s best correct score and therefore best correct of the season so far, goes to Granite City worshipping, Sam Arora for his 8 point inspired, Kilmarnock 0 Aberdeen 4.

 

Bet of the Week: We’ve got a new system. We tested it this week. It works. And it gives real time indication of exactly who you lot think will win, lose or draw! And, best of all, you don’t have to do anything at all (well, except put your predictions in on time!)We’re gonna roll it out it in Week 2!Expect, ahem, the bookies to be cowering… 

Table News:It’s Week 1 – it is what it is! Click here for details…Please be aware we may lose some players (rubbish people) but we may gain some (Mr 2-0 did good!) so if you know anyone out there who wants to get involved, put them in touch tout suite! 

PAS Champions League 2016/17:

Starts next week! Matchday 1 fixtures can be found hereIf you’re at “home” – don’t forget to play your “joker”! 

PAS Cup 2016:In order to be invited to enter the PAS Cup 2017 you will have to finish in the Top 32 after 13 weeks of play. Currently sneaking the last spot is…nephew of a cerain Beatles legend, Ian Harrison!  

 

And Another Thing:

Lots of payments have come in – thanks! Anyone who hasn’t got round to it, please do as soon as possible – don’t make me chase you!

Cheers,

Pab

ps  – be aware Week 2 starts on Thursday! It’s “Internationals” time folks!